Chapter 36 Live Broadcast: Cao Pi, Prepare to Be Embarrassed!
When the two kingdoms of Shu and Wu were accumulating grain and grass and training soldiers, Cao Pi had not been idle, and had been busy quelling the chaos everywhere.
All kinds of things have made him anxious.
He does not have Cao Cao's calm self-confidence, he can control the crowd with a snap of his fingers, and he does not have Cao Cao's decisive momentum to suppress those who attempt to rebel.
was already irritable, his original wife, Mrs. Zhen, complained, thinking that he was not good to himself, Cao Pi was even more annoyed, he was not in the mood, and he was not good at dealing with family conflicts, so he directly gave a cup of poisoned wine to finish the matter.
Zhen fell to the ground, blood spurted from the corner of his mouth before he died, he looked at him in despair, and burst into tears: "Cao Zihuan, do you really not care about the relationship between husband and wife for many years?" ”
Cao Pi said hatefully: "Just you, a, you don't take me in your eyes because you look beautiful!" If you die, the world will be safe, and I will have no more troubles! ”
Empress Guo stuffed the rotten withered grass stained with horse manure into Mrs. Zhen's mouth, and before she could breathe, she scolded her: "You slut, dare to make the emperor angry, I let you go to the underworld, and it won't be stinky!" ”
The little prince Cao Rui watched all this coldly, he saw the innocent mother die unjustly and tragically, and the poisonous wine tortured her so painfully, his father and Empress Guo refused to let him go, and insulted her.
He didn't dare to show hatred.
He was afraid of death.
I'm even more afraid that I won't have a chance to take revenge.
He pursed his lips vigorously, letting the tears fall, and did not even dare to cry.
When Mrs. Zhen took a breath, her eyes were wide open.
Empress Guo comforted Cao Pi with a slanderous face: "Your Majesty, this slut who made you angry is dead, you won't have any more troubles, let's go, let's enjoy the dance." ”
Cao Pi didn't even look at Zhen: "I hope it is as the queen said!" ”
In fact, it's a pity.
Emperor of Great Wei, the empress's wish failed to come true.
Lu Xun, the governor of Eastern Wu, raised 48,000 troops, attacked Lujiang at night, and burned the beard of Xu Chu, the general of the Cao army, with a fire in the sky.
Xu Chu sacrificed his life to flee back, and he was spared.
After the fall of the Lujiang River, the Wu army had no extra food to dispose of the 20,000 captives of the Wei State, and Lu Xun ordered: all of them will be killed!
And the soldiers who were forced to surrender to Wei in the past by Eastern Wu will be exempted from punishment as long as they are willing to surrender to Lu Xun now!
When the news reached Xuchang, the government and the opposition were shaken!
Cao Pi almost went crazy on the spot!
"I don't kill their captives, as a sign of the love of the common lord of the world, but he kills our captives!" Burst! Cao Pi was so angry with Lu Xun that he vomited blood in the palace hall, then fainted and rolled off the dragon chair.
The officials were horrified and hurriedly announced that the imperial doctor would wake up the emperor.
Cao Pi, who was in a hurry, didn't have time to wipe the blood from the corners of his mouth, so he hurriedly transferred his troops and ordered Sima Yi, the general of the hussars, to lead the eighteen battalions of elite soldiers to the rescue quickly.
Wu and Wei fought fiercely in Lujiang, Jiangxia and other places, repeatedly tug-of-war, and won and lost each other.
When the news reached Chengdu, Emperor Liu Bei of the Han Dynasty and Zhuge Liang of the Han Dynasty each raised an army, led the general Zhao Yun and others out of Hanzhong and attacked Longyou!
At the same time, Emperor Han issued an edict ordering Jingzhou Mu Guan Yu to immediately raise troops to attack Xiangyang again!
This time, Zhuge Liang plotted a gibberish word!
Such an opportunity may not be encountered once in a hundred years.
Wu attacked Wei with all his might, and had no time to take the opportunity to attack Jingzhou again.
Jingzhou has enough troops left, and it is safe to attack Xiangyang.
Lu Xun is the number one master in Eastern Wu, but no matter how capable he is, Sima Yi, the general of the Great Wei Hussars, is not afraid of him, and the two sides are in a stalemate.
It's barely a draw.
But the Han Emperor raised a large army to attack Longyou, and Cao Pi was completely stunned!
He didn't have three heads and six arms, and he didn't have two Sima Yi available, so he could only use Cao Zhen, the governor of the capital, and Cao Xiu, the big Sima Xiu, as the main commander to resist Liu Bei.
Before setting out on the expedition, they boasted that they would definitely capture Zhuge Village for His Majesty.
After the battle, these two coaches surnamed Cao played against Zhuge Liang......
Seven defeats in three days, losing troops and losing generals.
Fortunately, the population of the Great Wei was far superior to that of the Shu Han, the land was vast, and the loss of a few towns would not shake the foundation.
However, all the grain and grass accumulated in Taicang in the Great Wei Dynasty for two years were exhausted.
Grain and grass have a shelf life, at most they can only be kept for two years, and if the old grain eats the soldiers to death, or if they get sick from eating, the army must mutiny.
At this time, Guan Yu raised Jingzhou troops to attack Xiangyang, and this time there was no one in the Chinese army.
If Xiangyang is lost, Guan Yu will go all the way north, and Xuchang will be lost.
When he was at a loss, in order to calm the morale of the army, Cao Pi could only take a sick car to boost morale.
The emperor's Jin Gen car went all the way, and Cao Pi vomited blood all the way.
In order to take care of him, Empress Guo also sat in the car, wiped his blood and fed him medicine.
After arriving at the Xinye border, Cao Pi categorically did not dare to take another step, it was too dangerous.
The eight counties of Jingzhou were divided by the three families of Wei, Shu and Wu.
The Cao family occupies the best territory, and Xinye is also one of the eight counties, and Cao Pi can also achieve the purpose of boosting morale by patrolling the army here.
Sure enough, when the Xinye border defenders and the Xiangyang Navy went out to patrol, they saw Cao Pi's dragon banner and were very encouraged, and they rushed to spread: "Your Majesty has come to see us, sons, work hard to defend the city and swear allegiance to Great Wei!" ”
The front-line guards Cao Ren, Niu Jin, Zhu Gai, Zhu Ling, Lu Zhao, Zhao Yan, Yin Dai, Man Chong and others learned that the emperor had personally come to reward the army, and united to resist Guan Yu desperately.
In order to make meritorious contributions, Gan Ning fought hard, defeated Zhu Gai, Zhu Ling and others in a row, and shot Cao Ren's nose crooked with a cold arrow.
Many generals of the Jingzhou army have tasks, so they are only idle and so.
Because his father was partial, he said that he was too small to experience the battle array, and the sword and arrow had no eyes, so he was not allowed to go to the front line.
His eldest brother is also eccentric, and like his father, he doesn't let him go to dangerous places.
So Guan Suo's task became to inspect the river, first, to kill Cao Wei's spies, and second, to see if the Wu people would come back to attack.
Guan Suo brought a lot of people with him every time, and his father said to make sure he was safe.
So much so that when there were less than 5,000 people each time, Ma Liang would not let him go out.
Guan Suo has become a boat bully on this big river, as long as he sees the Cao family's boat, he will rob it.
Sometimes I was too dedicated, and I saw that the Sun family boat was also robbed.
On this day, he saw yellow dots fluttering on the opposite bank from a distance on the river.
He remembered what he hadn't before.
It looks like a canopy, or a yellow flag or something.
He said to his subordinates: "It seems that the news reported by our spies is correct, the thief chief Cao Pi is really here." ”
The captain of his own soldiers put his hands on the pergola: "Look at that posture, it should be." After all, except for the emperor, no one dared to use the yellow flag. ”
Guan Suo secretly said in his heart, a good opportunity to trick Cao Pi has come.
Don't you want to boost the morale of the military?
I'll let you make a big fool of yourself and break all the morale of the army.
Regardless of whether the one on the other side of the river is a yellow flag or a yellow umbrella cover, or whether Cao Pi is really here or not, you just need to urge the system to ask questions.
In case he's not there, I have nothing to lose by failing to ask a question at best. Anyway, as long as it's within sight, it's okay if you can't see clearly.
As soon as he thought of this, Guan Suo decisively urged the system to ask questions publicly.
Live in the whole audience.
So 5,000 people in Guan Suo's 100 fleet, tens of thousands of front-line soldiers of Cao Pi, and even Cao Ren and others who were fighting with Guan Yu outside Xiangyang City heard the live broadcast.
"Cao Pi, answer the question! What was on your mind when your father first died? ”
"A. Sad, uncomfortable."
"B. My father is a big hero, and his achievements are beyond the reach of my generation."
"C, the old thing is finally dead, I hope he dies soon, I want him to succeed soon! Today, I finally got my long-cherished wish! ”
"D. I feel that the burden on my body is too heavy."
"E, I want to be a good monarch and work for the well-being of the people of the world."
After the live broadcast ended, huge black characters appeared in the sky, and everyone could hear it and see it clearly.
Even illiterate soldiers who could not read could know what the questions and answer options were by listening to the sounds.
Everyone on Guan Suo's side knows that it must be his own master who is making a fool of himself, and they are all waiting to see Cao Pi make a fool of himself.
Cao Pi's people were all dumbfounded and frozen.
Cao Ren was wounded and Guan Yu were fighting, and the two were fighting head-to-head, when they heard such a voice suddenly in the sky, and for some reason such a big word appeared, they were immediately stunned.
Guan Yu was actually stunned when he encountered such a thing.
But he was stunned a second later than Cao Ren.
How can there be a moment of distraction in the duel of masters?
The second Cao Ren was in a daze, Guan Yu's Qinglong knife flew by, and Cao Ren's head moved.
The body fell off the horse heavily.
The horse fled in fear.
At this time, everyone unconsciously stopped fighting and looked at the line of words in the sky.
Guan Yu also stopped.
Cao Pi became the focus of the audience, his heart was itching, and it seemed that there was a force forcing him to answer.
This question touched a very secret heartstring in his heart.
While he was contemplating, a wasp the size of a crow, out of some hidden corner, stung Cao Pi's face at lightning speed, stinged eight times in a row, and quickly flew into the nearby woods.
There is a forest next to it that is easy to hide, and Guan Suo actually sent out this "small fighter" that had been hidden in the snow for a long time.
The emperor has to keep his distance from ordinary people, and he has to maintain his mystery in order to show his nobility.
From Guan Suo's point of view, the soldiers around the yellow dot were far away from him, and there were only a few personal guards around him.
So when Cao Pi's people reacted, the extremely fast queen wasp had already fled without a trace.
The toxin invaded, and Cao Pi's face soon swollen like a pig's face.
The pain in his heart exacerbated his itching and unbearable heart, and the ghost made the gods worse, because it hurt too much and couldn't stand it, he actually grinned and said, "The third answer!" ”
Option C is instantly highlighted, and the system voice is broadcast live: "Answer correctly!" ”
At this moment, Cao Pi looked at the strange gaze of the ministers looking at him, and he wanted to die.