People are sometimes very strange and always like to judge others who are not as good as themselves, or who feel inferior to themselves, as if only in this way can they regain their self-confidence as a human being.

While showing a sense of superiority, it can also complete self-sublimation.

But in fact, the people who judge and are evaluated are actually just half a catty.

It's like Liu Tang and Li Kui. looks like Liu Tang, and he will also have the confidence to scold Li Kui for being ugly.

Li Kui felt that Liu Tang was ugly to the depths of his soul, and Liu Tang also decided that Li Kui was a genius who was ugly out of the sky. Of course, Liu Tang is ugly because his hair is red, like a ghost, which makes people palpitate when they see it. A big cake face, dead fish eyes, a big mouth open, and a mouth full of big yellow teeth with interlaced canine teeth, which makes people lose their appetite when they see it. Li Kui's ugliness is more because he is too dark, his facial features are acceptable, and his eyebrows are not clear, but he is also a young man with big eyes and thick eyebrows. opened his mouth and smiled, full of white teeth, like clotted white jade, quite shiny.

Judging from his appearance, Liu Tang is much more unbearable than Li Kui. And Li Kui can at least endorse the tooth powder shop in the capital.

Li Kui can at least see it, it is durable, it is pleasing to the eye, and there are still some traces of young and handsome men, but there are not many traces of this kind of traces.

But Liu Tang's image is really not flattering, even his own mother has seen it for more than 20 years, and it is not pleasing to the eye.

"Red-haired ugly ghost, where are you going?"

"You, you don't make sense. With your looks, you can't see anywhere! ”

One fled, the other chased, and the two ran down the alley and ran to the street.

Two big men with their feet, running on the streets of the capital in disheveled clothes, is it a moral degradation or a trick of fate?

Neither, one of them is too idle, the other is too unlucky.

If only one chased, one ran. This will not cause people to care, there are more than one million people in the capital, and there are many such things happening every day in the east, west, north and south cities. What is curious is that the two of them are still scolding.

A scolding ugly.

A curse black.

This makes people think about it, especially since the place where they conflict is still a garden.

Could it be that the two men were jealous in the yard, and finally became angry?

"Red-haired ugly man, you are also a dignified eight-foot man, why are you afraid of him? Go back and fight him with your fists and feet, and you won't fall into your majesty? ”

"Black-faced man, don't be afraid, such a shameless ugly man dares to be jealous, he must be relying on his money, let him break his fortune and break his appearance!"

……

The chase between the two is about to turn into a farce.

At this time, they had already run out of the garden and passed through two alleys, but there were many onlookers, and even some good people followed Li Kui breathlessly, just to watch the excitement.

Zhang Zhu was unlucky, he spent the money and invited people, but he was broken by irrelevant reckless people. The key is that his body is not flexible, and when he chased him to the street, his eyes were blank, but he couldn't see Li Kui's back at all.

Zhang Zhu beat his chest on the street with remorse, and said with annoyance: "I don't know where the ugly man ran out, why can't he get along with this son?" ”

"Third Master, Master Li has returned to Beijing, isn't it easy to invite him? The days to come will be long. Besides, Master Li is a nostalgic person, and he still remembers that you helped him a lot back then in Yingzhou. Come to think of it, the third master has a lot of respect in his heart. ”

Zhang Zhu glared at his entourage, with a kind of reluctant discomfort on his lips, and shouted: "Am I worried that I can't invite Li Kui?" I was entangled in spending the money, and I came out without doing anything. It's like going to a bathhouse, spending the money for a bath, but washing your feet and going out, do you say wronged? ”

The entourage was stunned for a long time before slowly nodding and saying, "Wrong." ”

Zhang Zhu spread his hands on the street in annoyance and instructed his entourage: "Go back and tell my father that Li Kui suddenly changed and met an opponent." Can't we catch up? ”

"And then?"

"The money was spent, but nothing was done."

Zhang Zhu thought of the Yanyu Yingge and the flowers in the garden and gave back the money, he was very distressed, and muttered: "If you spend money, you won't do anything, it's a pity." I can only deal with it with the third master. ”

said that it was a pity, but the feet were not slow, and they staggered back to the garden.

Let's talk about Liu Tang.

In the face of Li Kui, he really has no confidence, but Liu Tang is a person who is one-hearted and doesn't care. Thinking that Li Kui didn't have a blade in his hand, he didn't have the power to protect himself.

Gritting his teeth, he simply stopped his legs, turned to face Li Kui, the horizontal flesh on his face was beating, and his face was obviously enraged: "Li Kui, do you want to be shameless, dare to say that I am ugly like you?" ”

Li Kui also stopped his figure and sneered at Liu Tang: "Poor, ugly and lazy, people like you have been scolded twice, and you still feel wronged?" Those who commit adultery and criminality will be punished by everyone! Liu Tang, if I didn't see you, my grandfather couldn't take you, but now hum, there is a road in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door to hell, so why don't you hurry up and arrest you? ”

"Okay, good scolding!"

There is always a good thing, and it is not a big deal to watch the excitement. kept applauding on the sidelines, looking forward to Li Kui and Liu Tang doing it, they were so enjoyable.

Liu Tang really lived up to expectations, striding towards Li Kui, his long fist rushed like a cannon hammer, and a black tiger cut out his heart and went straight to Li Kui's chest. Since Li Kui dared to chase Liu Tang, he naturally didn't worry about making a move. Liu Tang with a blade is not Li Kui's opponent, and empty-handed will not be Li Kui's opponent.

Li Kui held the flowing fist with one hand, turned around and twisted his waist, and the powerful whip leg went straight towards Liu Tang's waist.

If this is hit, Liu Tang is estimated to be heartbroken for the rest of his life.

Liu Tang said secretly: "What a ruthless method." ”

He was not slow to react, narrowly avoided Li Kui's whip leg, and bullied forward again, his arms tightly closed, his feet were forced, and he used a move to hit Tieshan directly.

Li Kui had longer feet and longer hands than Liu Tang, opened the distance, and his fists followed, heading towards Liu Tang's face.

It's so dangerous, it's not solid.

Otherwise, Liu Tang would have to lie down immediately.

The two of you go back and forth, fist to fist, leg to leg, fighting in one place.

Liu Tang's martial arts were originally worse than Li Kui, and his fist and foot kung fu were not good at him. If it weren't for Li Kui's fist and foot kung fu, Liu Tang would have been able to plant ten moves. But Liu Tang is a bandit after all, gritting his teeth and fighting for Li Kui's fist in an inconsistency place, he has to fight back.

But who would have thought that Li Kui's fist was so powerful that every time he hit it, he would make Liu Tang scream in pain. On the contrary, it was Li Kui, even if he received a few punches from Liu Tang, he just didn't care at all, not only was his fist harder than Liu Tang's, but even his resistance was stronger than Liu Tang's. This is pure bullying, and this fight can't be fought.

After fighting for a while, Liu Tang felt the pain in the back of his arm, gasped again and again, and began to regret his recklessness.

Thinking of finding an opportunity to continue to escape.

He was afraid that if he continued to fight with Li Kui, he would be hammered to death by Li Kui.

Opportunities come and go quickly.

Liu Tang pretended to be punched by Li Kui, but in fact, he did it on purpose so that he could jump out of the battle circle. It seems that he was repelled exaggeratedly, but in fact, he jumped out more with his own strength. It looked like a punch in the back, but it wasn't heavy, but it gave him a chance to get out.

Finally jumped out of the battle circle, Liu Tang buried his head again and ran, and when he escaped, he was kicked by Ruan Xiaoer, and the outside of his thigh hurt hotly.

was really angry, Liu Tang scolded and shouted: "A shameless villain dares to hurt people with a secret arrow!" ”

"Chase!"

Li Kui once again opened his long legs and chased down.

Liu Tang was running away while thinking in his heart. If he wants to escape from Li Kui's pursuit with his legs, I'm afraid it's not easy. I have to find a way to compete with Li Kui in the field I am good at.

What do you specialize in?

The area they pursued was on the edge of the Bianhe River. He was born as a water bandit, and his kung fu on the water is the ability to take care of his family. Immediately rushed to the Hongqiao in front, Li Kui chased after him, seeing that he was about to reach the Hongqiao to chase the high point, Liu Tang suddenly climbed on the railing of the bridge, jumped into the Bianhe River. Li Kui chased too nervously, his body hit the railing of the Hongqiao, and an upside-down onion fell into the Bianhe River with Liu Tang.

And Ruan Xiaoer, who was closely followed by Li Kui, also jumped into the icy river.

The three of them fell into the river together, causing the people at the bridge to exclaim.

It was originally a fight, but how did it become a game of death in a blink of an eye?

This season's Bianhe River is already freezing and biting, and it will be frozen in a few months. People who are usually good at water will most likely have an accident if they fall into the river.

But a few of the parties didn't care.

Liu Tang was the first to jump into the river, and the moment he entered the water, he just wanted to say one sentence: "The cold of the real thief bird!" ”

But when he heard a pop behind him, he followed him closely, and he was immediately happy. Liu Tang estimated that the kung fu in Li Kui's hand was stronger than him, and the kung fu on the blade was even stronger than him. But these efforts are all blind in the water. When it comes to kung fu in the water, Liu Tang is not afraid of anyone.

He just wondered why he heard two sounds when he was supposed to only have one sound of entering the water.

When he turned around, he saw two heads on the water, although Li Kui's swimming kung fu was not as good as Liu Tang's, he had also practiced hard. The dog's movement was like thunder, and the speed was not slow at all, and it bit Liu Tang tightly.

Of course, Liu Tang didn't care at all at this level, but after Ruan Xiaoer's head was raised on the surface of the water, he suddenly dived underwater.

This made Liu Tang alert, and most of the kung fu in this water was no worse than him.

"Li Kui, I think you are also a famous hero, and you even found a helper, shameless!"

plus a Li Kui, if Liu Tang continues to be entangled stupidly, his little life will be in place. Relying on his age, Liu Tang roared angrily, turned his head and ran for his life.

If Liu Tang made it clear that he wanted to escape, especially in the water, even if Ruan Xiaoer's water nature was better than Liu Tang's, it would not be easy to catch Liu Tang.

And Li Kui can't help Liu Tang in the water, which is much more difficult than catching up with Liu Tang on land.

In less than half a pillar of incense, Li Kui looked at the heads of the two black dots on the water, sighed helplessly, and went ashore. Looking at the river, where is there still the shadow of Liu Tang?

I could only sigh secretly, in fact, he turned over the bridge and began to regret it in his heart. The heart says: Impulsive!

Soon after, Ruan Xiaoer also went ashore, and the two changed into clean clothes in a ready-to-wear shop on the street and went to their home near the inner city.

Li Kui is quite hot now.

When he visited An Tao, he was stared at by many people, and he suddenly jumped into the river to chase people, which attracted the attention of many people.

"Jealous? Will Li Kui? ”

Xing Shu's face changed when he got the news, and he asked himself if he was a court member who knew Li Kui better. But the question is, Li Kui, what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd? Why can't he read it?

Zeng Bu was alert: "Could it be an assassin?" ”

"No way. If it was an assassin, Li Kui would not have jumped into the river to chase people. Da Song has never had such a strange thing happen, I really can't think of it. And they came out of the garden, and the one who invited them was Zhangzhu. ”

"Zhang Xiang seems to be in a hurry!" Zeng Bu chuckled.

Zhang Dian was originally a disdainful means to win people over, but now for Li Kui, he actually sent his sons out, obviously in the court, Zhang Dian also felt the pressure.

And Zhang Dian also got the news, but he wondered why his son didn't come home? Asked the doorman: "Why hasn't Ji'er come back yet?" ”

The doorman said with a strange face: "Maybe you were worried about Li Kui's comfort and didn't leave, right?" ”

This is also a reasonable reason, at least Zhang Duan does not need to be angry with his son's depravity.

Taishi Mansion, Liu Taishi Liu Baosheng also got the news.

He was different from other court dignitaries. Although his official position as a master is the most honorable Zhengyipin, it is just a benefit from the emperor to his father-in-law. Taishi Liu was in the court, and he couldn't do anything except doze off. The reason why he heard about Li Kui was to wait for Li Kui to go and ask for someone after he returned home.

Seeing that the youngest daughter is also getting older, it is time to discuss getting married.

was about to ask someone to call Li Kui to discuss the date.

Of course, this is not in line with secular etiquette. But the two families are eunuchs, so they can't toss the matchmaker for the sake of secular etiquette, right?

Li Kui's matchmaker is not simple, he is the old man Su Song, who was the prime minister before, and now he is retired in the court. He was so old that he let him go back and forth between the two families, and they didn't dare to entertain the former prime minister like this. Especially Li Kui did it on the street, and in the end he jumped into the river to chase people, he didn't look like a stable person! Now that he is urging marriage, whether it is earlier, Mrs. Liu is in a tangle.

Taishi Liu said worriedly: "Why does Renjie still do such things as Meng Lang at this age? ”

However, Han Dahu, the third son-in-law of Taishi Liu, was a little spiritual, and muttered: "Will you meet an enemy?" Renjie is the most jealous and hateful. ”

The appearance of Liu Tang made Li Kui give many people a feeling of Meng Lang and unsteady, as if he was no different from Li Kui who made a fuss about the Queen Mother's birthday banquet back then.

And in the palace, the emperor also stared at Li Kui's every move, when he heard the report of the spies of the Imperial City Division, after Li Kui jumped into the river, the emperor Zhao Xu also changed color again and again, he had already put on a fox fur, if he fell into the river this season, wouldn't he have to freeze half his life?

The person who wants to come to Li Kui's chase must be a mortal enemy: "Is there any news about the person being chased?" ”

"Nope. It was only the spies under the slave maid who told him that Li Kui was drinking flower wine with Zhang Zhu in Baihuayuan, and was broken by someone, so he was annoyed and angry. However, although that person's kung fu is not as good as Li Kui, it is not weak. It has always been Li Kui who was really angry, and then his brain jumped to the Bianhe River. ”

"Flower wine?"

"Chapter?"

Zhao Xu pursed his lips and looked a little embarrassed, Li Kui is ready to take refuge in Zhangduan? Zhao Xu, who was becoming more and more comfortable with the control of the court, obviously did not want to see Li Kui leaning towards Zhang Dan. Li Kui was a courtier raised by Zhao Xu, who was to be used as the banner of the imperial party, and suddenly took refuge in Zhang Xuan, which made Zhao Xu's mood fall to the bottom.

Seeing this, Hao Sui was relieved: "Most likely it was Zhang Xiang who wanted to win him over, so he sent his son." However, Zhang Zhu and Li Kui already knew each other, and when Li Kui was in Yingzhou, Zhang Zhu helped him. ”

Zhao Xu was a little relieved at this time, but the garden, flower wine, still made him a little yearning, and asked Hao Sui curiously: "Li Kui is also stable on weekdays, but when he went to the garden and drank flower wine, he was so impulsive." Could it be that there is a way for this wine? ”

The emperor's curiosity must be satisfied, but Hao Sui was stunned with his eyes, he also wanted to solve the emperor's doubts, but he couldn't do it!

How can eunuchs go to the hook bar to have fun?

They can't stand the thrill!

But Hao Sui can't say that he doesn't know what's going on, because he has been in charge of the teaching workshop for a period of time before, and there are countless famous kabuki under his command......