"Brother Yun is really good to us, but second brother, you can also see that our brothers are not the kind of people who can enjoy happiness!" Zhu Gui didn't speak, he seemed more cautious, but Zhu Fu spit bitterness at Li Kui.

But Li Yun treats him really well, even if he spits bitterness, he has no face to say, so he can only pretend to be pitiful.

Li Kui smiled, gloating and listening to people's bad luck, pointing at Zhu Fu and saying, "Tell me about your bad luck, let the second brother be happy." ”

In the face of Li Kui's bad taste, Zhu Fu was not angry. He couldn't get angry either, in Yishui County, what he once thought was the biggest bad luck was wandering on the street and bumping into Li Kui head-on.

If there is a bigger bad luck, it is to bump into Li Kui, who is in a bad mood.

It's not that Li Kui bullies the weak, but that this thing will change into a tossing person.

When Li Kui is in a good mood, their mood is very bad, and they don't want to die, but they feel that life is a bit redundant.

Zhu Fu began to chatter with a bitter face: "Second brother, you also know our brothers, when you were always in Yishui County, our brothers were all your admirers, not to mention the battle of Niubei Mountain, which made your old prestige spread far and wide, it was the kind of free and easy happiness and hatred that made me and other brothers envious." ”

"Boy, I haven't seen you in a few years, and this mouth is much sweeter than before. There is a saying that Shibei should be impressed for three days, and use you to meet the situation. Being slapped on the back, Li Kui naturally has no reason to be angry. Especially Zhu Fu's feeling of being depressed but still having to be careful with himself is much more pleasing than the unconvinced appearance of this product back then.

Zhu Fu used to be iron-headed, and his temper was also very bad, and he was one of the few decompression artifacts that Li Kui had in Yishui County.

Now, Li Kui is not as irritable as he was at the beginning, but he was miraculously surprised to find that Zhu Fu was also improving, and there was a kind of inadvertent little surprise.

Zhu Fu said with a bitter face: "Second brother, you look down on people too much, no matter how we say it, you almost become an official!" ”

"Being an official? Just the two of you? "Li Kui doesn't look down on the two brothers Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu, but these two brothers have no way, no backing, and even ability...... It's all suspicious.

Zhu Gui is a good hand at inquiring about news, but in the Great Song Dynasty, what is the future of the spies?

Needless to say, the Imperial City Division has a clean net worth and the conditions for the children of the powerful and powerful, so he will be brushed down. As for the Privy Council, it is also a place to keep spies. But this thing doesn't look like the Lord who can sneak into the Privy Council!

Unless Li Kui helps, it is possible.

But there are really not many official positions in the department, and they have to be civil officials, unless Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu can be admitted to the Jinshi, there is hope. Otherwise, there are no elders in the family to be big officials, and they don't expect Yin to make up for officials.

As for Zhu Fu, it is even more unbearable.

Li Kui didn't think about it at all, what use could this product be?

Being ridiculed by Li Kui, Zhu Gui was not convinced, and said in a low voice: "Second brother, Brother Yun was going to let us study first, and then go to Mengshan Academy to pass the entrance examination to study in the academy, and after a few years of study, we will have the opportunity to participate in the martial arts." Brother Yun knew that our brother's family was not rich, so he also sent him the tuition fee. As long as our brothers have obtained the status of martial artists, Brother Yun is ready to let us enter the army for training. Even if it is inconvenient for him to come and ask for your help. ”

"Li Yun is quite righteous." Li Kui felt that he couldn't be compared to Li Yun, besides, who wouldn't say beautiful things! immediately said: "Okay, since there is a good way out, I may not be able to help you with anything else, but I will run a captain for you and choose a forbidden army that can make meritorious contributions, and the face of this official can still be done." ”

Suddenly, Li Kui's tone changed, and he scolded angrily: "Since there is a good future waiting for you, why do you make friends with bandits and do this murderous business?" ”

"Second brother, wronged! We were ...... for the first time."

"Bastard, I was caught, and I said it was my first time." Li Kui hated that iron could not become steel and said: "Do you know that you have failed my expectations of you, second brother?" ”

Zhu Gui was dumbfounded, when did Li Kui look forward to the two of them!

is stronger than others, and he was caught by Li Kui, and he didn't dare to refute it. Because Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu both understand a truth, in Li Kui's place, it is useless to carry it to death, and it will make Li Kui happier if he would rather die than give in. Only by admitting his mistakes will Li Kui lose his interest in bullying people.

Of course, this was the character of Li Kui when he was young and ignorant, when he took pleasure in bullying people all day long. It is the first scourge in Yishui County, and what is even worse is that Li Kui's teacher turned out to be the county master, which is too desperate.

Zhu Fu said frustratedly: "Second brother, we also want to study, and we also want to enter the academy to seek progress!" However, the scriptures and meanings taught by Master Yan couldn't be tested in the academy exam, so he must have spoken too deeply. No, our brothers went to Kaomon Mountain Academy and fell off the list. ”

"Aren't you two stupid! What can Master Yan teach you? ”

Zhu Fu muttered: "Second brother, our brothers have been studying hard!" But Master Yan is very knowledgeable, and our brothers can't blood at all. ”

Li Kui felt cheated and was in a very unbeautiful mood. Even Master Yan's teaching can't keep up, which shows that the brains of the two brothers, Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu, are really not very good.

In private school education, teachers teach students at their own pace, which explains the problem. The brothers learned it yesterday and forgot it today, so they won't be able to keep up with the oxcart taught by Master Yan.

Li Kui pointed at Zhu Fu and asked, "Where have you all learned?" ”

"Back to the second brother's words, the younger brother learned the Analects." After speaking, Zhu Fu puffed up his chest and said proudly.

Li Kui asked again: "What about Zhu Gui?" ”

"My brother was sixteen when he entered the private school, and he was ashamed to study with a six-year-old boy, he didn't have the face to go! They followed me blindly to learn. Zhu Gui was embarrassed and refused to say, when he met a brother who dared to lift his old bottom, he could only threaten one or two with his eyes.

In Jingdong East Road, there are not only first-class academies, but Culai Academy is one of the best academies in the Great Song Dynasty. With the number of ways these two brothers study, it is impossible to be admitted to a good academy. Don't look at Mengshan Academy, which has been classified as a martial arts school. Despised by the academy community. But even Mengshan Academy must train students to write policy theories, understand the art of war, and study classics. As for students like Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu, they didn't even expect to pass the county exam, and the solution to the exam was even more delusional.

Mr. Yan is also a little famous private school in Yishui County, and his private school mainly enlightens Mengtong. If you want to say that Master Yan has a level, this Yishui County has not produced a jinshi for hundreds of years, which is the most important portrayal. Moreover, Master Yan is still Li Yun's enlightenment teacher, and Li Yun has not learned anything in front of him.

There are three syllabuses of Master Yan: 100 family names, 1,000-character essays, and Analects...... The Analects are still incomplete. He also knows some poems of a thousand schools, especially those who are good at persuasion.

For example, Emperor Zhenzong's persuasion poems.

Don't underestimate Emperor Zhenzong, who has always been serious and funny. This former emperor was too superstitious, liked to be a god, changed his ancestor, and took a three-legged toad as an auspicious and a poodle as a unicorn...... The emperor who was deceived by the officials at the bottom really didn't know how to learn.

Zhenzong is also very talented, but his talent is overshadowed by his own funny.

For example, there is a golden house in the book, Yan Ruyu in the book, and a wife who is not hated by a bad matchmaker, these well-known sentences are all from his mouth.

And these few sentences, in the enlightenment education of the Great Song Dynasty private school, are the most popular motivational poems. Because this poem summarizes the true purpose of reading, to be developed, to be beautiful, to read.

Yan Fuzi will also write this kind of poem, expecting the students of Professor Yan Fuzi to enter the Culai Academy, enter the Taixue, and enter the Jinshi, which is hopeless. Even the Mengshan Academy, whose ultimate goal was to capture the Wujin Warriors, could not accept the students taught by Master Yan. If you are really a person with outstanding intelligence, how can you go to study under Master Yan? The level of Master Yan is at most the level of teaching a few bookkeepers.

Mengshan Academy is the place where Xie Qian and the ten thousand brothers studied, in fact, this academy cannot be regarded as a academy, if it is said to be Mengshan Martial Arts School, it is more appropriate.

Zhu Gui also explained what happened to them: "Later, when we failed to take the academy entrance examination, our brothers also felt that they had no face to see Brother Yun, so they thought about going into business and having a livelihood." But to do business, you also need capital, our brothers are not rich, some time ago I met Yan Shun, he said to help us prepare the capital to do business. And he said that he had done a lot of business before he started, and he had a lot of money. ”

"How dare you do business? Can you count the money? Li Kui sneered: "Isn't this Yan Shun a good bird? Why do you listen to him? Besides, this guy will do business, and will he do this business without capital? ”

"We haven't done anything like this either, so we'll have to give it a try. Who knew that this guy would kill ...... last time"

"Brother, don't talk nonsense!"

"Alas, second brother, don't hit me, I was wrong."

After Zhu Fu was kicked by Li Kui, he immediately got up and knelt on the ground in a proper manner.

What kind of person Yan Shun is, Li Kui doesn't necessarily know less than Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu. The scum who eats people's hearts and livers, Li Kui came up with it, how did this product develop such a hobby. But now it's okay, this thing is dead, and it's clean. However, Yan Shun should not be alone, he also has subordinates, and he seems to be the owner of a cottage.

Li Kui pointed at the Zhu brothers and said, "Tell me everything you know, especially Yan Shun." ”

"Yan Shun is a native of Laizhou, and he is pulling flags and setting up mountains in Qingzhou, but I heard that there are not many people under him. Some time ago, he came to the second master, and he had the opportunity to go out to do business, but unfortunately he didn't come this time. The two men who died were his right-hand men. Now he is ready to expand the cottage, but unfortunately he has no money in his hands and wants to go down the mountain to prepare money and food. He came to our Yizhou to set his sights on our snowflake salt here. Second brother, it's really not that we want to sell you, we just know about this. ”

Li Kui waved his hand and asked Zhu Gui to continue.

Zhu Gui accompanied him and continued: "Yan Shun has invited us to join the cottage many times, and said that he has a good hand in the cottage and is ready to gather the five tigers. If my brother Zhu Fu and I go, we will sit in the third and fourth positions. ”

"That's good! It seems that Yan Shun values your brothers very much, why don't you go? ”

Li Kui felt that Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu had fallen to the point of robbery, but what surprised Li Kui was that Zhu Gui still had a bottom line, and said with a dark face: "There is a way that is different and does not conspire with each other, my brothers Zhu Fu and Yan Shun and I are not all the way, and we can't go together." ”

"Yohe, it's quite able to speak, I know that the Tao is different, and it seems that I have already read the Analects." Li Kui's mocking tone said that Zhu Gui had no temper at all. After reading the Analects and going into the business of robbing the road, it is obvious that this book was read in vain.

Zhu Fu revealed the bottom of the old man on the side: "Second brother, my brother will say these words." ”

Zhu Gui blushed and wanted to beat his brother, but because Li Kui's deterrent power was too great, he never dared to make a mistake.

Li Kui said leisurely: "Forget it, the two of you are still doing business, and you don't know if you have been sold." Now that this official is in charge of the first department, if there is really nowhere to go, come to my yamen to do things for me. If you do things well, in a year or two, I will plan for you to be a general Shilang's loose official, and if you make meritorious service, you will be promoted. ”

"Second brother, can you really be an official?"

Zhu Gui's eyes are red, he can be an official, what kind of robber is he still doing?

The official is the biggest robber. Besides, it's good to be an official, there is no forced labor as an official, there is no need to pay taxes, and even the family can raise the lintel, and the matchmaker will not break the threshold of his family in the future?

Li Kui said disdainfully: "This official is a four-grade official, is it interesting to lie to the two of you?" Besides, with the skills of the two of you, you went to serve in the army, and without waiting for meritorious service, the possibility of your soul returning to the battle is very great. Follow Li Yun to the army, it is better to come to my yamen to do things steadily. ”

"Our brothers must be smeared with the second brother's liver and brain, and serve the work of dogs and horses to repay the second brother's grace."

originally thought that the opportunity to be an official was gone, but Zhu Gui didn't expect that an accidental robbery allowed him to find an opportunity in the crisis. How many opportunities can a person have to turn over in this life?

Following Li Kui will definitely not be worse than following Li Yun.

After all, Li Yun also followed Li Kui before, so he has his current official body.

"But then again, I don't raise idlers. The reason why I am open to you is for the sake of the villagers, otherwise, your actions would have been the same as Yan Shun. In the past, I can not blame the past, but if anyone dares to break my rules in the future, I will make him regret coming to this world. ”

Li Kui warned the Zhu brothers that although the two brothers were old friends. There is also Li Yun's relationship. It is precisely because of this relationship that we must be more disciplined.

Zhu Gui knelt on the ground, raised his hand and swore an oath: "Disciple Zhu Gui, if you make friends with the gangsters in the rivers and lakes again, become a traitor, and betray Second Brother Li, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky!" ”

"Disciple Zhu Fu, in the future, if you make friends with gangsters in the rivers and lakes, become a traitor, and betray Second Brother Li, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky!"

Li Kui doesn't care about the oath, but people in this era believe it. Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu have already shown their hearts, and Li Kui can't make them feel cold, at least not to mock them at this time. He nodded and praised: "Very good, now your brothers are already officials of my Military Survey and Statistics Bureau, and you will forge ahead in the future and be loyal to the Great Song Dynasty." ”

"The villain understands!" Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu both bowed, the former glanced up at Li Kui, and found that the second brother was now dignified and mighty. He drooped his head weakly, took a step forward, and asked Li Kui: "My lord, we yamen villains don't seem to have heard much?" ”

"The newly established yamen, which is subordinate to the province of Zhongshu, is under the direct control of the prime minister and the privy envoy, and is responsible to His Majesty. Miscellaneous officials have no right to intervene. "Although the name of the Military Survey and Statistics Bureau is disturbing, when it comes to responsibilities, it must be very big. Coupled with Li Kui's wild boar-like character, even the Queen Mother dares to offend to death, is there anything he doesn't dare to do in the world?

Not to mention, even if Li Kui is a provincial relative, he has not forgotten his official duties. Li Kui took a few bronze medals to recruit subordinates, and asked Ruan Xiaoer to find out and throw them to Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu.

After the two of them assured, they went out with a thousand thanks, touching the waist card they had just gotten, the bronze material, and the moire handwriting seemed to be very high-end, and the brothers looked happy when they faced each other.

Speaking of the waist card, it is really as Li Kui said, with three big characters written on the front, Zhongshu Province. On the opposite side, the two big-character soldiers, Zhu Fu saw the color of the waist card clearly, and said happily: "Brother, the second brother really didn't lie to us, it is really the waist card of Zhongshu Province." We've been edicted, right? ”

The smile on Zhu Gui's face froze, and then he slapped his brother on the back of the head and scolded angrily: "We are serving Lord Li and contributing to the imperial court." What Zhao'an? Our brother is a farmer and a good family. If I hear your nonsense again, I'll kill you! ”