"Li Kui, you dare!"

"I'll fight with you!"

"Kill me, Li Kui has a kind of kill me!"

……

Li Kui sat in the seat of the eldest lord and said dissatisfiedly: "How is it like killing a pig?" ”

It is normal for him to have this kind of doubt, Zhang Shangying's screaming is too miserable, Zhang Shangying, who is not even afraid of death, actually regards the fig leaf as more important than his life. Of course, Li Kui also saw that this guy was just a strong outsider, and he knew that he couldn't die, so he shouted that he was not afraid of death. If the knife is really on his neck, will he dare to die?

There was no shortage of civil officials who died for the society in the Great Song Dynasty, but Li Kui believed that Zhang Shangying was not included in this group of people.

Besides, Zhang Shangying is like a king who has been trampled on his back, no matter how long his neck is stretched and his mouth is open, he can't solve the coming of bad luck. When he felt that his hind legs were cold, he seemed to be frozen by a mantra, and the whole person was stupid.

Then, the board was lifted high and fell heavily. There was a crackling sound.

Zhang Shangying screamed as if he had been called back.

It can be said that he became the first person in the Great Song Dynasty on the point that the literati lost their virginity.

The civil officials of the Great Song Dynasty have never been like this, they have been stripped of their pants and scouted with big boards in the lobby of the Yamen.

Yes!

Ah!

It hurts me too!

Li Kui, you can't die well!

……

It's a pity that after the 20th board was played, Zhang Shangying lay on the ground and seemed to faint. But this can't escape Li Kui's eyes, can't he even see the real faint and the fake faint?

"This thing is dead!" Li Kui said indignantly. And Zhang Shangying just lay on the ground motionless, and didn't move even if Li Kui screamed and scolded.

The whole process is similar to killing a pig.

When the pig was tied, it screamed miserably, and struggled to the death. As if he wanted to fight against fate. But after all, it can't resist the past. This is especially true of the ensuing process, when the time comes to the knife, the pig will howl out the most miserable cry of life. Then, soon after the knife was drawn, the pig became a pile of dead meat, and it became a dead pig completely.

For pigs, what they lose is life.

But for people, for a literati who has been high up since he was admitted to the Jinshi, although life is still there, but chastity is gone.

Zhang Shangying is like this, he is actually not faint, but he is confused. Li Kui did not have the idea of killing him with a cane, and no matter how bold the officials of the Military Command Bureau were, they did not dare to kill the civilian officials. But this fight is not fake.

When Cai Jing saw Zhang Shangying's tragic scene, he couldn't help but feel sorry for him.

But then I remembered that Zhang Shangying had recruited him to engage Li Kui with him before. If it weren't for his strong will and loyalty to the game seat, wouldn't he have his own share among the people who lie down with big butts?

Isn't it that among the people who lie down and are stripped of their pants and hit the board, there will be one more of themselves.

People who have not offended Li Kui don't know what method Li Kui will use to fight back. Cai Jing guessed at most that Li Kui would use the emperor, the prime minister, and various officialdom power relations to crush Zhang Shangying. But he couldn't imagine anything, Li Kui's means of venting his anger were simply incredible. For Li Kui, his reputation will definitely be damaged. But the biggest damage is not Li Kui, but Zhang Shangying. After this fight, Zhang Shangying will become the laughing stock of the Great Song Dynasty and may occupy the top spot for a long time.

Even after Zhang Shangying's death, some people will think of it. If anyone had written this passage into the book, it would have been seen by future generations. Wouldn't you want to become a celebrity in history?

This fame, literati will not want to fight for anything.

As if it was like a precipice, Cai Jing was scared into a cold sweat.

In case he suffered such a humiliation like Zhang Shangying, would he still have the face to go out on the street?

When he returns home, his wife, sons, and daughters-in-law will look at him like this?

What do the girls in the workshop think of him?

Will his colleagues still treat him as a complete man? In a way, there is not much difference between a man who has lost his virginity and a eunuch.

……

Xu is cheeky Cai Jing, who thinks that he has cultivated to be as thick as a city wall, can't help this kind of humiliation. His pity for Zhang Shangying suddenly turned into hatred. This thief almost killed him, and the undying hatred swept over Cai Jing, making him grit his teeth and say to Li Kui: "Bureau, Zhang Shangying is humiliating himself, and he is to blame." Even if His Majesty asked, we will testify to the Lordship that Zhang Shangying trespassed into our Military Command Bureau, and the Lordship took pity on his colleagues, so he used such a means to make him have a better memory? ”

"Turn it over, still on the street!" Li Kui nodded in appreciation, and then ordered.

From beginning to end, Zhang Shangying misestimated Li Kui. He regarded Li Kui as a civil official, and this idea was not wrong. After all, Li Kui still has the identity of a Sumen disciple. In addition, although Li Kui's poems are not many, most of them are bold and beautiful. And there is a sense of context, and at the same time there is a realm. Such a person should be a scholar anyway!

But the problem is that Li Kui is just a bandit in the skin of a scholar, and this girl is a live bandit.

If you want to use the methods of the literati to deal with Li Kui, you can't count on any means. I want to reason with Li Kui, but Li Kui likes to use his fists, and when he finishes fighting, it's not too late to reason with you.

Of course, the real bandits couldn't reason with Li Kui. After all, Li Kui, who represents justice, will definitely confiscate the illegal gains of the bandits. It's not about black eating black, it's about justice being served.

Zhang Shangying was lying on the ground, he didn't have a face to get up, and the hot pain on his buttocks, he wanted to lie on the ground and rest. Hearing that Li Kui was going to turn him over, he was still on the street. At first glance, I haven't heard it yet. But suddenly it occurred to me that it was still bare? was already embarrassed in the Military Command Bureau, but suddenly he was going to be embarrassed on the street.

Even if her chastity is gone, Zhang Shangying has no intention of breaking the jar!

Hurriedly raised his head and asked Ruan Xiaowu on the side, "Where are my pants?" ”

This is also his alertness, as far as Li Kui's subordinates are concerned, they don't expect to put on his pants and still be on the street. Especially thinking about turning over...... Zhang Shangying suddenly felt extremely frightened.

As for the others, especially the forbidden army, they had already stood up with their arms after being beaten. Twenty sticks can't kill people, but it's enough to make them unable to move. But from their faces, there was no anger in the humiliation. On the contrary, after being beaten, he had a huge fear of the Military Command Bureau, and he wanted to leave immediately.

A group of people, when they came, they were arrogant.

When it was time to leave, the spears and spears of the soldiers were not idle, and they were all used as crutches.

Especially Zhang Shangying, standing at the gate of the Military Command Bureau, holding a spear, posing as a Su Wu shepherd, cursed to Li Kui: "The old man wants to sue the emperor, and the old man and you will never die!" ”

"Whew!"

Li Kui flew out two or three feet away with a mouthful of thick phlegm, almost spitting on Shangying's face. With Zhang Shangying's physical state now, even if he feels the danger, he will definitely not be able to hide. Fortunately, the two were quite far away and were not humiliated again. But it also shows that Li Kui is full of frightening.

Li Kui pointed at Zhang Shangying and said angrily: "You are such a despicable villain who frames his colleagues and frames the meritorious ministers of the imperial court. regards the victim as his own promotion, and dares to sue the emperor? Are you worthy? I, Li Kui, am in front of the world, and I will never compromise with you, a thief. Do you still want to die? When you want to take a break, the official will not agree. If you provoke a war, you have the final say when the war starts, and I have the final say when the war is stopped. ”

Li Kui scolded Zhang Shangying ruthlessly.

As far as Zhang Shangying's voice is concerned, even if it occupies the truth, he can't say anything about Li Kui. What's more, Li Kui is so bad that he puts Zhang Shangying in the position of a villain, no matter how low Li Kui's moral level is, as long as he is not a real ruined person, he has the confidence and reason to scold Zhang Shangying.

What's more, Li Kui is obviously the defendant, but he seems to have been irritable by the eternal injustice, which can't help but make people wonder if Zhang Shangying really framed the heroes of the imperial court? After all, Zhang Shangying is a person with a criminal record, and framing and impeachment are common methods for imperial historians. Zhang Shangying has been doing imperial history for so many years, and there are many important ministers of the court who have fallen under his pen, and there are even more officials who have been impeached.

As far as the heroes of the Great Song Dynasty are concerned, in today's court, Li Kui said that he ranked second, and no one dared to say that he ranked first.

Although this will not be said publicly, the emperor and all the adults have a consideration in their hearts.

If the words of framing the heroes of the imperial court are spoken, I am afraid that the emperor and Zhang Dian will come forward to appease Li Kui.

Don't say whether the imperial court really wants to reuse Li Kui, but on the surface, it must not make the heroes chill. This is the decency of the imperial court and the decency of officialdom. As for small means, such as framing, slandering, and impeachment, the most used is the means, and those who do not use it can only bring humiliation on themselves.

Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.

Li Kui ripped off Zhang Shangying's pants and slapped the board of Zhang Shangying, the predecessor of officialdom, which spread all over the capital and outside for a while.

It has become a topic of conversation for the people of the capital after dinner.

Harem.

Hao Sui gasped for breath and ran quickly with his legs effortlessly. In the past, Grandpa Hao was not so anxious. Others speculated that something big must have happened: "Your Majesty, it's not good, something big has happened." ”

Zhao Xu has been in power for more than three years, and now he really understands how difficult it is to be an emperor. I also really felt the smoothness of being in power. But the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty always couldn't help it. Whenever something big happens, you will always be at a loss.

Seeing Hao Sui so flustered, he really thought something was wrong.

Frightened, Zhao Xu half-squatted up from the dragon chair and exclaimed, "Didn't the Liao people call over?" ”

Since Zhang Dian and the emperor discussed that the Liao State would go to war and recapture the sixteen states of Yanyun that belonged to China. Emperor Zhao Xu always dreamed of a war with the Liao State.

It stands to reason that Zhao Xu should be as confident as his father before the defeat of Yongle City. As for the defeat of Yongle City, not to mention, Emperor Shenzong cried bitterly on the Zichen Palace, which shows how much damage this defeat has done to Emperor Shenzong.

The Great Song and the Liao State were at war, and Zhao Xu was nervous from the beginning. Because there is no close reference, it can only be pondered by the battle of Shanzhou during the Zhenzong period. The Liao army passed the Daimyo's Mansion and reached the edge of the river, not far from the capital. Later, although the Great Song Dynasty and the Liao State signed an alliance, it was also an alliance under the city.

At least, that's what the monarchs and ministers of the Great Song Dynasty thought.

Emperor Zhao Xu also wanted to use the power of destruction to deal with the Liao State like attacking Western Xia and bullying Qingtang. However, the Liao State and the Western Xia and Qingtang are not opponents of the same level at all. After agreeing to Zhang's suggestion, Zhao Xu regretted it that night.

Subsequently, I began to eat badly, sleep badly, and often wake up in the middle of the night.

Leads to a bit of a mental and emotional startle.

Hao Sui saw that the emperor's face was pale, and he immediately secretly said that he was Meng Lang, and hurriedly explained: "Your Majesty, there is no war. It was Li Kui, Li Kui beat Zhang Shangying. ”

"Li Kui [www.biqugexx.xyz] beat Zhang Shangying, why did he fight?"

The emperor didn't panic, there was no pressure on him for such a trivial matter as a courtier fight. He has watched the courtiers quarrel for several years, but he hasn't done it once.

This time I finally made a move, as long as there are no dead people, it is not a big deal for Zhao Xu?

He asked again: "Is Zhang Shangying's injury serious?" ”

Normal people's thinking, Li Kui and Zhang Shangying did it, there were only two results, Zhang Shangying was alive, but the injury was very serious. The second is that Li Kui killed someone.

There is no third possibility.

But if you think about it a little more, you can conclude that the second one may not be possible. It is impossible for Li Kui to kill his colleagues in broad daylight and in full view of everyone in the capital.

Then, the result can only be that Zhang Shangying was beaten and fell to the ground......

But Hao Sui said with a strange face: "Zhang Shangying is fine, he was accused of trespassing on the military aircraft by Li Kui, took off his pants and slapped 20 boards in the lobby of the Military Command Bureau. provoked a lot of onlookers. ”

"What ......"

Emperor Zhao Xurao thought that Zhang Shangying would be very unlucky, but he didn't expect Zhang Shangying to be unlucky like this. What is the difference between a civil official losing a fig leaf and a martyr losing her virginity? Zhao Xu hurriedly asked, "Zhang Shangying won't die, right?" ”

"When he was sending his car across the Bianhe River, he shouted that he wanted to jump into the river, but after a few words of persuasion, he didn't get out of the car." Bad is also Hao Sui's bad, and the kung fu of one sentence reveals Zhang Shangying's good face and greedy character of being afraid of death.

Hearing that no one was killed, Zhao Xu was a little relieved, after all, he didn't force the civil official to die, and he didn't have to worry about the government and the opposition making fierce remarks. So he wondered, "What do the people say?" ”

"The people of the capital have always thought that the buttocks of civil officials are so white."

After Hao Sui finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh first.

Hey, hey, hey, Emperor Zhao Xu didn't smile like a serious person, but like a fox who stole food.

At this time, a eunuch announced: "Your Majesty, Zhang Shangying, the observation envoy of Yan Yanlu, knelt outside the Baokang Gate and wanted to sue Li Kui in front of the king." ”

Not long after Zhao Xu was happy, he began to worry. I can't mix this matter inside and out, mainly because I don't have the face to judge. Zhang Shangying is not a good thing, and it is just that he was bullied by Li Kui. But judging right and wrong is a thankless task.

Zhao Xu covered his head and said, "I'm tired, this matter, tell the capital hall, let Zhang Xiang deal with it as appropriate." ”

When the eunuch went to the capital hall to pass the message, Zhao Xu hurriedly ordered Hao Sui: "Send a clever person to investigate, and come back as soon as possible to report." ”