Chapter 694: Everyone Loves Li Erlang
Li Kui made a statement, and in the process of questioning a bullshit case, Li Kui made a statement.
The faces of the adults sitting in the hall were not very good. In other words, this is not much different from God. Li Kui, even if you put an earth-shattering fart in the hall, it is better than using 'words' to scare people.
It gives people a sense of panic and inexplicability.
Everyone wants to dig into the filth of your soul, and you lift the lid of the treasure. In fact, by this time, the case could no longer be tried.
The Great Song Dynasty has not yet had a great Confucian, and he has had the notoriety of occupying the people's daughters.
This kind of thing is not allowed by the emperor, nor is it allowed by the ministers. Regardless of whether you are a conservative, a reformer, or a grass reed faction, don't want to discredit the literary world of the Great Song Dynasty. After Li Kui after Liyan, he is no longer black, but will evolve into a golden-bodied Li Kui, even if he is black, someone will whitewash him.
The case can't be tried anymore, and it's only serious that it ends early.
After retiring, Li Kui asked Liu Anshi to stay, and he first confessed: "I'm sorry Lord Liu, just now in order to deal with Xing Shu, the thief, I attacked Luo Xue's shortcomings. ”
"Out of the way! The tutor is a school of history, and it has nothing to do with science. Liu Anshi waved his hand and didn't care, he apprenticed to Sima Guang. And Sima Guang can't be regarded as a person from Luoxue at all, he is just cultivating history in Luoyang: "Renjie, there is really you, you can say that Ercheng is so unbearable, and the old man can't refute it." Tell the old man, where did you learn the method of eloquence? ”
Although Liu Anshi also studied under Sima Guang in Luoyang, Sima Guang can only be a historian and does not mix with science.
And eloquence, such a necessary skill for a scholar, he also wants to learn more. When there was a quarrel in the court, he knew how strong the deterrent power of a reason was.
But Li Kui was embarrassed to tell Liu Anshi that he had realized the truth from reading "Mencius".
Mencius, the old man, just described his incomprehensible and irrefutable opponents as beasts.
As long as people face beasts, no matter what they say, they are on the side of reason.
This is lying on the grave of morality, and any opposition is not human.
was really anxious to ask, Li Kuicai said helplessly: "I am the truth I realized from reading "Mencius". ”
"Nonsense, how could Mencius ......" Liu Anshi was suddenly stunned, and suddenly said: "You mean that you only thought of the truth after reading "Teng Wen Gongxia"? ”
"Boss, it's not as troublesome as you think. Mencius said: 'The Yang family is for me, and there is no king; Mo is both loving and fatherless; There is no king and no father, and he is a beast. 'Mencius, when he is old, can put Mo Zhai Yang Zhu in the seat of beasts, and then prove that they are beasts, why can't I take science as the science of beasts, and then prove that science is the science of beasts?' What's more, the principles of heaven are preserved, and people's desires are destroyed. If a man has no desire, is he not a man without a heart? How is man without heart different from an animal? ”
Li Kui said complacently, as if he had found a magic weapon to destroy all heresies in the world.
But this kind of sword to go sideways, I'm afraid I can't take it? Liu Anshi shook his head again and again and said: "No, no, this law is unreasonable!" ”
Liu Anshi just listened to it as a joke, how did he know that this was Li Kui's magic weapon to be reasonable?
Li Kui has two sets of magic weapons, both of which are used to reason. Reasoning with gangsters, big fists, enough. and readers, it's too cheap to do it, unless an eyeless person like Zhang Shangying sends it to the door for him to beat, if he doesn't do it, it looks like he's afraid of Zhang Shangying.
However, thinking of Zhang Shangying, Li Kui took out a few confessions and confessions from his clothes.
"Liu Zhongcheng, these are the few accusers that Zhang Shangying can find. After Qian Zhou was captured by the Western Xia, he became the capital water official of the Western Xia, and when the Western Xia army went south to attack Jinming Village, he was the one who brought people into the country. Li Kui handed one of the charges to Liu Anshi.
Liu Anshi, the boss of the land, was dissatisfied, you dug a pit and buried Zhang Shangying. Although this hand is beautiful, everything has been done, and he can't show his ability to play the throne!
After Liu Anshi saw it, he said angrily: "This son should be killed!" ”
"Originally, I thought that he would still have his life and use it when attacking Western Xia. However, now at the Songxia border, there is no chance for him to contribute. It was only at that time that this person donated the water map of Western Xia and spared him a dog's life. At this time, Zhang Longtu and Fan Guanwen were both clear. Write back and forth, and you can figure it out. ”
Liu Anshi immediately nodded and said, "Don't worry, my Yushitai is the most proper." Never give him a chance to continue his evil. ”
These words have already sentenced Qian Zhou to death.
"As for Shi Jin, he is just a weak scholar. If you can't study, you can take care of the accounts for others. But his mother betrayed his wife, which was contrary to the law, and his mother was convicted according to the law. But the mother compensates for the child's fault, which is in line with the cleanup. So the lower official beat him a few times at that time. ”
Liu Anshi thought for a while, nodded and said, "Poor people, there must be something to hate." Concealing selfish intentions to corrupt officials, this crime can be issued. Rest assured, this son will never meet you in his life. ”
"The last one is my concubine servant, after his clan was in trouble, he became a thief and wanted to occupy my concubine. Fortunately, it didn't work, but enslaving the master was unfaithful. His crime was not enough to be distributed, and the lower officials punished him at that time in the Yan'an Mansion to repair the earth fort camp. Li Kui said.
Liu Anshi said angrily: "If you don't change your teachings and your mind is vicious, your heart can be punished!" Climbing officials, this crime cannot be avoided, and it will be distributed to Salmon Island! ”
He wanted to kill these people.
It's a pity that I went to the capital and Qingtang again, so these guys survived. This time, the hand of the fake Yu Shitai was simply eliminated.
Thinking of this, Li Kui suddenly felt like a spring breeze.
It is impossible for Li Kui to let Nie Cuicui testify in court, which is related to the decency of the official court. The official court, but if the female relatives show up, they will be said to be bad. This is also the reason why Li Kui gave Liu Anshi evidence and confession in private. Moreover, Nie Cuicui is still pregnant, so it is impossible to appear in court at all.
It stands to reason that the case should be closed at this point.
But when it came, Liu Anshi twisted and secretly stuffed a fold to Li Kui, and smiled at Li Kui embarrassedly: "Renjie, this is the "Induction Chapter" written by the foolish brother last year, help the foolish brother see, can it be successful?" ”
Seeing Liu Anshi hugging his fists and flattering smile, Li Kui was stunned. Liu Anshi also wanted to be a senior in front of Li Kui, and he should have been. But after Li Kui made four deafening aphorisms in the hall before, he suddenly felt a little worried in his heart. If your level is very low and you are compared to Li Kui, wouldn't it be a shame?
Crisply, brothers are commensurate.
looked at the high-ranking officials of the Great Song Dynasty who had not pretended to treat him before, but now they reluctantly laughed and left. Li Kui touched his nose and said to himself: "Could it be that this time it's too big?" ”
Isn't it just a big game!
The Great Song Wenchen didn't care much about how many enemies he killed and how many he made to expand his territory. Not only did they not worship, but they were quite contemptuous. Like Wang Shao, Jinshi and Di were also considered the elite among the civil ministers. I failed to be selected, so I went to the northwest. After that, he started the fierce martial arts mode, and with less than 100,000 horses under his command, he recovered the land of Hehuang with a radius of 2,000 miles.
After that, he rose to prominence, entered the Privy Council, and took charge of the world's forbidden army.
But looking at his unlucky appearance in the capital, it is difficult to convince people, this is the treatment that a hero of the Great Song Dynasty should have. In the end, he was degraded out of the capital, but he was just a governor. During this period, neither the emperor nor Wang Anshi, who trusted Wang Shao very much, protected him.
Li Kui's meritorious service is no less than Wang Shao's, and even more. But even so, he was just a familiar face among the courtiers. For civil officials, the privy envoys of the Great Song Dynasty were not obtained by virtue of meritorious service. Fortunately, Li Kui is a small official, and it is not worth the idea that someone wants to get him down.
But Li Kui said that this is different.
"Zuo Biography" has a saying: There is virtue in the Tai, followed by meritorious service, followed by speech, although it has not been abandoned for a long time, this is immortal. This is the source of the three immortals of the reader.
In the eyes of the ancients, virtue is the most important immortal merit, followed by meritorious service, followed by speech. But in the Great Song Dynasty, this order was completely reversed.
Standing up is the most important achievement of the Great Song Wenchen.
For example, Wang Anshi, before his old man's career, was the banner of the Jinghu School, proposing: The world should govern the world, and the chaos should be controlled by safety. His book "Miscellaneous" has impressed countless people all over the world. I really thought that his old man refused to enter Beijing several times in order not to be greedy for the powerful, and to be a county magistrate in the local area with peace of mind, which is a big mistake.
He is a magistrate in the local area, and he can really attract the attention of the world by using his law-changing methods to govern the locality? If it weren't for his articles that were praised in the literary world, even if he was exhausted to death in the field, Wang Anshi would not be taken seriously.
Even the emperor tried to transfer him to Beijing several times, but he refused.
said that his mother was old and didn't want to go to the capital.
Is Beijing really better than Shuzhou?
Besides, when the Great Song Dynasty was an official, he was an official in a different place. It is simply impossible to make officials in their hometowns. Wang Anshi served his mother and left his hometown in both Beijing and Shuzhou. Using her mother's advanced age as an excuse that she can't stand at all.
But no one thinks Wang Anshi is hypocritical, and even praises Wang Anshi for his filial piety.
I really thought that if he was an official and loved the people, he would be able to make him so famous.
Wrong!
It's an article, Wang Anshi was not idle when he was an official, and he won praise again and again with his articles that were almost unique in the world. As for political achievements, are the political achievements of a small remote county and state important to the Great Song Dynasty?
To put it bluntly, Wang Anshi spent more than ten years to complete the capital of his words. And this capital, for Wenchen, is no less than the golden body of the children of the Buddhist family. It is a transcendent existence that is immortal and immortal.
Li Kui also did it.
Although he made a small step to make a statement, it was enough to frighten the world.
How old is this guy, just play the sage method, isn't he afraid of being struck by lightning?
In the days that followed, Li Kui noticed that the people around him, especially their attitudes towards him, had changed. Cai Jing has a kind of surrender that lies on the ground and lets him tickle casually, of course, in Li Kui's opinion, this must be an illusion to confuse him. And Liang Shijie greeted Li Kui's arrival with a look of adoration and watched Li Kui leave.
Even Zhang Zhu, who usually laughs with him casually, became polite to him.
On this day, Li Kui really couldn't stand it, stopped Zhang Zhu, and said angrily: "Third Uncle Zhang, you have changed." ”
Zhang Zhu was frightened for a while, touched his cheek, and said suddenly: "Recently, I have also felt weakness in my waist and legs, as if I am empty!" ”
Li Kui was speechless, and took Zhang Zhu to the restaurant to drink.
Zhang Zhu was horrified and said: "Renjie, drinking alcohol won't delay you from writing a book, right?" ”
"What?"
Li Kui was stunned, he had recently found that he was much more likable. But when did he say that he was going to write a book?
He just said something shocking?
There's no need to make it that big, right?
The best place to drink in Bianliang is near Jiaozi Street near the Suzaku Birds, and the most famous restaurant on this street is Fanlou. Since the Shenzong Dynasty, after Fan Lou changed its name to Fengle Building, not only has it not been neglected, but it has become more and more prosperous.
Of course, Fung Lok House is best known for its girls, not for its dishes. During the day, there were at least two hundred Miaoling women waiting under the corridor for the drinkers to order the signs. If you can't see it, it doesn't matter, there's a better one upstairs.
Li Kui and Zhang Zhu will not go to this place, not far away Caijia Restaurant, the dishes are no worse than Fengle Lou, but they have an elegant atmosphere, which is the most popular among the literati.
When they were almost there, they didn't think that a car was blocking their way.
Just when Zhang Zhu's eyelids were beating and he was about to get angry, he looked up and saw a woman behind the curtain, supported by the maid, and the moment he landed, his eyes were straight. The woman seemed to be shining all around her, darkening the surrounding landscape. The moment the woman saw Li Kui, her apricot eyes were full of spring water, she fell down in front of Li Kui, her face was crimson, she handed over a piece of handkerchief, and her voice like a thrush opened her mouth, which made people's hearts happy: "Little girl is pretty, waiting for Li Daguan!" ”
After saying that, he got into the car again and again, and left!
Zhang Zhu snatched the champa from Li Kui's hand, put it on the tip of his nose and intoxicated it, and said with emotion: "The first Oiran in the capital, the handpa of Qiaozhi'er, actually gave you such a vulgar thing?" ”
If it weren't for Uncle Zhang's jealousy to the extreme, he wouldn't have forgotten his humility. Li Kui is his boss's boss.
At this moment, Uncle Zhang unfolded the champa, glanced at the words on it, and immediately clutched his chest in heartbreak: "God! You haven't opened your eyes lately. ”
"What a mess."
Li Kui took the champa, although the woman just now looked graceful and her skin was like congealed fat, but she was a little bad and veiled. But the appearance will definitely not be bad, otherwise it will not become the first Oiran. It's just a surprise attack, which makes Li Kui very incomprehensible, is it so difficult for you to come to my house secretly at night?
The champa is embroidered with two lines of poetry: The moon sets and the stars are scarce, and the dream of a lonely lamp is difficult to come true.
Li Kui remembered this poem as a quatrain of Li Duan in the previous dynasty.
He asked Zhang Zhu puzzledly: "What does this mean by Third Uncle?" ”
Zhang Zhu said as if he was out of love: "This woman likes Li Duan's poems the most, and it is said that there is no one in the world who is infatuated with Li Zhengji." It is rumored that as long as the guest gets the champa she gives out, and there are poems by Li Duan on the handkerchief, they can become her guests at the scene. ”
"That's it?" Li Kui is a little tired, he is such a serious person, but he was molested by a dusty woman.
But Zhang Zhu coveted: "Tokyo's No. 1 Oiran." Suddenly looked around and saw that no one was paying attention, so he lowered his voice and said: "Sleep in vain, don't want money, do you say okay?" ”
"Dusty woman, there are too many fake shows." Li Kui pursed his lips, as if he had guessed that this woman deliberately let them have this encounter, and then raised his value.
"Silly!" But Zhang Zhu's words surprised Li Kui: "She is still a Qing person, you are the first, this is called the first place, and the later ones are your brother-in-law, you have to call you brother-in-law." Renjie, this is the first piece of champa sent by Qiao Zhi'er. You don't want to go, your third uncle and I are willing to go for you, but unfortunately I'm afraid that Miss Zhi'er is unwilling and abruptly beauties. ”
Immediately, Zhang Zhu said with annoyance: "Even the Zhi'er girl is favored by you, isn't it that you can cheat and cheat without spending money?" ”
Seeing Zhang Zhu's greasy face, Li Kuixin said: "It's useless to work hard like you; Selling youth is long over. I don't even have a gold leaf in my pocket, and I still want such a beautiful thing? ”
Suddenly, Li Kui heard someone greeting him not far behind him, and when he turned around, he saw Li Bangyan with a group of students, running to him with a roar, bowing down and saying, "Li Bangyan, I've seen Master Li." ”
Master Li?
Li Kui finally understood that his reputation seemed to have really changed overnight. He finally enjoyed the treatment that a talented man deserved.