Chapter 708: Newton's Apple, Li Kui's Ramen!
The three of them fought together, and it was a dragon and tiger fight. After a long time, the wind stopped. When Wu Song spoke again, his mouth was leaking, but he seemed to be in a good mood, lying on the ground in the alley, shouting to the sky: "Happy, happy!" ”
Jiao Ting endured the pain on his body, he was beaten by Shi Wengong before, and now he was beaten by Wu Song, as for the injuries on Wu Song's body, most of them were Luan Tingyu's output.
And Wu Song seemed to identify Jiao Ting, and he wanted to beat Jiao Ting down when he was beaten.
None of the three moved their blades.
is not an enemy of life and death, they are also out of the identity of a man in the rivers and lakes. Now they are all colleagues of the Military Command Bureau, and Wu Song still has a senior 'uncle' in the Military Command Bureau that they have not yet seen, so naturally he will not be killed. Wu Song looked embarrassed, but it was just a flesh injury. As for why he beat Wu Song, the purpose was to let Wu Song know that he couldn't talk nonsense.
After a while, the passers-by hurried past several people in a panic, like frightened old hens, eager to fly past them.
Luan Tingyu stood up and prepared to go to his yard to take a look, clean up, see what were still shortcomings, and go buy some back.
But Wu Song pulled Luan Tingyu and said undoubtedly: "They are all good friends, let's drink together!" ”
Seeing the sincerity in the other party's eyes, Luan Tingyu hesitated. Is this still the boy he has beaten before? And after Wu Song invited Luan Tingyu, he didn't care whether the other party agreed or not, and said to Jiao Ting, who was still lying on the ground and pretending to be dead: "Get up, don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead." Drink and go! ”
When Jiao Ting heard eating and drinking, his misty eyes suddenly brightened, he gritted his teeth from the ground and got up, and said blankly: "Eat first!" ”
"Drink!"
"Eat!"
Luan Tingyu also had a headache when he met such a colleague. He seems to have mixed in with the ranks of wine bags and rice bags, but he is not such a person! The three of them walked together, and there was no conflict between drinking and eating. Whether it is a restaurant or a wine shop in the capital, they all provide food and wine. There is almost no difference, because the prosperous business in the capital of the Great Song Dynasty has already bred a large-scale business model - takeaway. There are still many people on the streets, who live in the capital by delivering takeaways.
Any food in the store in the capital can be taken out. Even the most luxurious restaurants, such as Fung Lok Lou, offer takeaway food and drink. Even including the girl who accompanies the wine, as long as the money is paid, it is not a problem. The only difference is that the cutlery.
In luxury restaurants such as Fengle Building and Caijialou, most of the tableware used is silver tableware, while ordinary restaurants are much worse.
In the street restaurant, Wu Song drank three bowls in a row, burped for a long time, and lazily felt as if bathed in the winter sun.
"Refreshing!"
"Come to Jiao Ting, brother, after this bowl of wine, you and I are brothers."
"Wait, let me finish this pot of rice."
Wu Song rolled his eyes, and had a speechless understanding of Jiao Ting's amount of food. This one's meal is comparable to the amount of wine he drinks. If Wu Song can drink eighteen bowls of wine in one go, Jiao Ting's guy can kill eighteen bowls of rice in one breath, and he is simply not human.
Wu Song slandered the amount of food in his stomach, while Luan Tingyu slandered Wu Song's amount of wine in his stomach.
In his opinion, as an errand in the yamen, the rice bucket is at least much better than the wine Mengzi. Although the former is ugly and indecent. But the amount of food is large, and it is not a big problem. But drinking too much is not a good thing. Luan Tingyu is still struggling, who is Wu Song's elder. Hesitantly said: "Brother Wu, you said before that you have an uncle who works as an errand in the yamen, but Shi Wengong?" ”
"Drink this bowl of wine, and I'll tell you."
Wu Song said after pouring the wine bowl in front of Luan Tingyu with wine.
Luan Tingyu is not a person who grinds and chirps, although he may not drink as much as Wu Song, but three or five bowls can't get drunk with him. This is obvious, Wu Song is a drunkard Mengzi, he is obviously not such a person.
Luan Tingyu lowered his head and touched his lips to the edge of the wine bowl, and at first he didn't make a sound, but as the wine in the wine bowl decreased, he made a sizzling sound, and when he picked up the wine bowl and tilted his neck, the huge sea bowl was already dripping with wine. Wu Song's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "The dragon absorbs water, it turns out that Brother Luan is also a good player in this." After speaking, Wu Song picked up the wine bowl and said happily: "Look at me swallowing whales!" ”
As he spoke, he knocked a bowl of wine and sent it down to his stomach.
Luan Tingyu glanced at Wu Song a little vigilantly, afraid that this guy would make trouble again. Continuing with the question: "Can you say it now?" ”
"Senior Brother Shi is my second senior brother, how can my senior uncle be him?" Wu Song shook his hair and said proudly: "My uncle is the first hero of the Great Song Dynasty, Li Kui, Master Li." ”
"It's you!"
Luan Tingyu didn't speak, but Jiao Ting sent a pot of mutton soup and rice into his stomach like pouring swill, wiped his mouth, pointed at Wu Song and said disdainfully: "Master Li is such a great person, how can there be a nephew like you?" Besides, Master Li is a civil official, and you are obviously not a scholar, so you deserve to be called his old man's nephew? ”
"Really, my master's head of the Imperial Boxing Gym, Master Li is my master's junior brother."
Wu Song was in a hurry, everything he said was true, but no one believed it, but he was suspected of being bragged about as a street scoundrel. He suddenly became anxious, stood up, stepped on the stool with one foot and swore an oath: "If I lie to you, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky!" ”
Jiao Ting felt that it was very sincere to use the oath to prove himself, but the problem was that Wu Song had already drunk four or five bowls of water and wine in one go, didn't this guy drink high, and he was talking about the clouds, mountains, and fog, right?
Luan Tingyu immediately pointed out Wu Song's horse feet and raised his thumb: "There are only four disciples of the head of the Zhou sect, the eldest disciple Hebei Lu Junyi, a first-class hero in the world, and his martial arts are even more superb; Second disciple Shi Wengong, I have been taught, let me admire ......"
Jiao Ting nodded in agreement like a chicken pecking rice on the side: "Yes, that's it." ”
Luan Tingyu stretched out his third finger and said, "The third disciple is not famous, but he is Lin Chong, the leader of the Taishi martial arts, and his martial arts are also first-class. The fourth disciple is Ruan Xiaowu next to Master Li. Other than that, I haven't heard of him saying that there is another disciple named Wu Song. You kid, you can't be drunk, right? ”
Wu Song hurriedly explained: "It's a registered disciple, and now I'm already a captain, and I'll be under the master's name soon." ”
"Registered disciple, Brother Jiao Ting and I have also been to the Imperial Boxing Gym, and we have also been instructed by the head of the sect of President Zhou, and we can be regarded as a registered disciple, you guy is not telling the truth."
Wu Song's momentum was suddenly gone, and he was secretly ruthless in his heart, he must worship under the master as soon as possible, and let these uninformed people see it clearly.
For a while, the atmosphere was a little awkward.
Suck and slip.
Suck and slip.
"Shopkeeper, another pot of rice and cut five catties of meat."
It's not unusual to eat in a bowl, after all, Wu Song and Luan Tingyu are both martial artists, and the amount of food is the best to eat. But even if they go south and north, they are people who have seen the world, and it is the first time they have seen it.
Jiao Ting reacted at this time, thinking that he had frightened the two colleagues, and said with an apologetic smile: "When I was a child, my family was poor and I didn't have much to eat. As you know, I practice sumo wrestling, and I eat a lot more than the average person. ”
It's not just bigger, pigs can't eat you!
As for the poverty of his family, Wu Song has a deep understanding that his family is too poor to support him, so he can only let him go out at the age of thirteen or fourteen. As long as there is a Zhuangzi in the family, it will not be displaced for so many years. Wu Song sighed and said: "Brother Jiao, he is also from a poor background, and it is not easy to practice this ability. I miss Wu Song, who is also poor at home, and I really can't open the pot, so I came out to explore the rivers and lakes. If I hadn't met my uncle, I would have had to find a money owner to eat and drink. ”
Wu Song really planned to do so, after all, ordinary martial arts halls couldn't afford to support him.
Jiao Ting said embarrassedly: "Actually, the family is not too poor, there is a Zhuangzi, six or seven tenants, which is about a small Zhuangzi of three or four hundred acres of land." ”
Show off, it's definitely showing off.
Even Luan Tingyu felt that Jiao Ting's guy was a bit pretending, three or four hundred acres of land, how could he not be regarded as poor! Calculated together, a year's rent must be about 400 stones, and such a family is definitely not poor, but a rich family in the countryside. If there is more land, it will be the rich man's house.
But Jiao Ting had unspeakable hardships, and said with a bitter face: "I can't eat alone, there are elders in the family, and brothers, and I don't have the strength to eat millet and rice, and I have to eat meat." The family is big and the business can't stand this kind of food! To be honest, I have been in the capital for more than half a year, and I haven't had a full meal, otherwise I wouldn't have lost much strength. I'm going to have a good time saying anything today. ”
Wu Song was horrified.
Luan Tingyu even opened his mouth and forgot to close it.
What's the situation, the family is all like Jiao Ting.
If you really count it, the two of them are a little sympathetic to Jiao Ting's family. The gold and silver mountains are not enough to create such a method!
Fortunately, Jiao Ting smiled and said a little embarrassed: "Actually, if you eat four or five catties of meat and a pot of rice, I will be full." I can't drink enough, I can't bear to drink on weekdays, but today I took advantage of Yaxing, I kept a little stomach, ate seven points full, and then had a good drink with the Wu Song brothers. ”
Wu Song was frightened inexplicably, although he was a person who did not admit defeat, but the problem was that when he met a guy who was not capable of defeating at all, he was also under a lot of pressure!
Wu Song asked Jiao Ting in a low voice: "Brother Jiao Ting, how much ......do you drink?"
"I've never been drunk, and I don't know how much alcohol I drink, because the more I drink, the more hungry I get, and if I don't allow water, I can probably drink two or three urns, right?" While speaking, Jiao Ting used his hand to compare the size of the urn, and one urn looked like a twenty sea bowl. Where is this drinking, this is a waste of food**Hua!
Jiao Ting was not interested in drinking, if it weren't for Wu Song's high interest, he wouldn't have wasted this money. After all, isn't eating meat and eating delicious? If you have to drink, if you pee out, there will be nothing, and everyone will feel panicked.
Wu Song's scalp was numb and crispy, and he didn't dare to look at Jiao Ting.
He finally understood that some people look like mountains, but in fact they are really mountains, impassable mountains.
Jiao Ting is such a person, with his amount of food and wine, he can definitely teach Wu Song to be a man.
In the following days, the relationship between Wu Song, Luan Tingyu and Jiao Ting became deeper and deeper, and Wu Song and Jiao Ting followed Li Kui out to run errands, and Luan Tingyu was Cai Jing's personal guard.
Now Cai Jing is angry, with Luan Tingyu by his side, plus more than a dozen powerful soldiers, whenever someone looks at him with white eyes, Cai Jing immediately shouted: "Thief, dare to murder this official, lock it up and go back for interrogation." ”
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The reputation of the Military Command Bureau is getting more and more stinky in the capital. Of course, not everyone was disgusted with the Military Command Bureau, mainly the officials, magnates, and scoundrels in the capital, who were all terrified by this yamen who was obviously doing business, but also had a torture cell. Luan Tingyu wears many hats, not only Cai Jing's guard, but also the head of the cell of the Military Command Bureau.
After entering the cell of the Military Command Bureau, it is impossible to get out without shedding a layer of skin.
Although all the people who were arrested were innocent, how vicious were Cai Jing's eyes? Can you just arrest someone? Unexpectedly, many old cases have been solved. There are also some fugitives, who have also been caught. On the contrary, it was the scoundrel who 'murdered' him and wanted to make him ugly, so he caught two or three, and the others became fish that slipped through the net.
For a time, the sneak attack against the Military Command Bureau was no longer visible.
Now that Cai Jing is walking on the street alone, he doesn't have to worry about someone sneaking up on him. Moreover, Cai Jing's reputation in the area from Caiqiao to Baokangmen has gradually improved, and he doesn't have to worry about thieves if he doesn't close his door tonight, which is the result of the indiscriminate arrest of people by the Military Command Bureau. Those who look like bad people don't dare to live in this area at all. Not to mention, sneaky people.
And Li Kui, this time seems to be in conflict with the glass workshop.
He didn't believe it, he couldn't even make a glass of clear glass.
If it was so unbearable, why did he become the most authoritative scientist in the Great Song Dynasty?
Li Kui has no interest in party struggle, and he has no opportunity to benefit the people. So I thought of becoming a scientist. Since this idea was born in my heart, it has grown into a towering tree out of control.
Transparent glass is the first trouble in front of him.
He had to solve the problem.
Unfortunately, countless materials were consumed, and the entire glass workshop accompanied him to experiment, but there was still no result.
On this day, after a day of grinding in the workshop, he was ready to go home.
Wu Song and Jiao Ting turned on the wild running mode.
The former can't ride a horse, and the poor family who sold himself as a slave, how could he have the money to let Wu Song learn to ride a horse? The latter is that the Great Song Dynasty can't find a majestic war horse, and he is very anxious.
So the two of them ran madly in the capital, and opened the way in front of Li Kui's mount.
But as soon as he got out of the workshop, Wu Song stared at the wine fan not far away, and made a loud noise, like opening the wine pot at the mouth of the gourd, the movement was not big, but it was abrupt enough.
Then, the scorched stomach rumbled like thunder. The two looked back at Li Kui in embarrassment.
The emperor is not bad soldiers, not to mention that Li Kui is an official who is considerate of his subordinates on weekdays. Immediately waved his hand, pointed to a restaurant that made soup cakes and said, "Eat first." ”
"Shopkeeper, what do you have to eat?"
"A few officials, the small shop has soup cakes made of beef bones, accompanied by beef, which is called a fresh." The shopkeeper is quite proud, since the Great Song Dynasty has more pastures in Qingtang, there is no shortage of cattle and sheep. Especially cattle, the cattle on the grassland cannot plow the land and can only eat, and they have a lot of meat and a large size. There are also more shops specializing in beef in the capital. The beef soup made from beef bones has a stronger flavor and is a perfect match for boiled noodles.
Li Kui nodded and said, "Okay, it's all done." ”
The shopkeeper was horrified and said: "The shop has thirty-four catties of noodles, can you eat them all?" ”
Li Kui looked at Jiao Ting, who was swallowing his saliva vigorously, staring at the tumbling beef soup with his eyes, and said in his heart: "Since Jiao Ting has been there, the canteen of the Military Control Bureau can't even get leftovers." ”
Jiao Ting nodded vigorously and said, "Shopkeeper, do it first." Not enough to go to the side of the recipe to buy some. ”
"My lord, you use it first!"
The soup cake has the practice of soaking buns, noodles, and noodles. This is a soup cake shop specializing in making noodles, and the first bowl of noodles was delivered, and Jiao Ting hurriedly sent it to Li Kui: "My lord, you use it first." ”
Li Kui was not polite, blew the chopped green onions and garlic leaves on the noodle soup, took a sip of the soup, his whole body was transparent, and he picked up the noodles and ate them. Unfortunately, the taste of the noodles is not satisfactory, a little noodle, not strong.
The soup is a beef bone broth that has been rolling, and the condiments are also delicious, but unfortunately the noodles have lowered the rating.
The shopkeeper looked at Li Kui hesitantly, thinking that the official was used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and he was disgusted. A little worried, he asked Li Kui: "My lord, this noodle is not to your taste?" ”
"The noodles don't bounce and don't have chewiness."
Ruan Xiaowu also ate it, and said indifferently: "Add chicken when you make noodles, it's fine." ”
The shopkeeper was stunned, the chicken is an egg! It's much more expensive than beef, and if he really does that, he will have to buy and sell it.
But Li Kui shook his head and said: "Don't use chickens, use fluffy gray water, and pull noodles into noodles after noodles, which have the same elastic taste." ”
"What is the grey water?" The shopkeeper had never heard of it, so he couldn't help but be curious.
Li Kui put down his chopsticks and said, "It is to use the thorns that grow on the saline-alkali ground and the alkali that comes out after calcination." ”
Li Kuigang said a sentence and was stunned for a moment. He muttered, "Alkali, I forgot about this like this?" ”
"Yes, caustic soda is used to remove impurities in industry, how do you get this thing?"
Li Kui stood up and dropped a sentence and said, "You guys go back by yourself after eating." The official is going to the workshop. ”
Li Kui worked hard in the workshop like a donkey pulling a mill, circling around the workshop, but he obviously thought of the materials, but he got stuck again. What to do in the caustic soda industry, he won't!
It wasn't until it was almost midnight that an inspiration suddenly struck, and he seemed to think of the molecular formula of caustic soda, and with his almost forgotten chemistry, he pondered that soaking in raw lime water might be able to get the caustic soda he wanted.
In the days that followed, the glass workshop collected lime from place to place, and after a soaking reaction, the precipitated hydrated lime and lime water were separated, and after evaporation, white particles were produced.
Li Kui immediately ordered that the production process of calcined quartz stone be added to this raw material that even he did not know the composition of.
Two days later.
Suddenly, the craftsman exclaimed by the stove: "My lord, the glass you asked for is done!" ”
Li Kui squinted, looked at the transparent glass, waited for it to cool, and then held it in his hand, and the lines of his palm were clearly visible, and he immediately smiled.
Newton has apples, we have ramen.
To uncover the truth of this world, sometimes it is that little bit of inspiration that is missing.