"You're pretty branches?"

The hair scattered like a waterfall, black as satin, the woman hidden under the long hair showed an aggrieved and a little pale face, looked at Li Kui pitifully, and nodded.

"Are you married to Hao Sui?"

"Nope."

Li Kui clutched his chest and said happily: "I'm scared to death." ”

Li Kui can allow himself to become the Demon King of the Mixed World, but he is also a person with a bottom line, and he will never allow himself to become Ximen Qing. Of course, the difference between him and Ximenqing in terms of appearance is that Ximenqing is white-faced, and he is black-faced.

If compared to other aspects, how can the pharmacy be compared with the money bank?

Besides, Li Kui was born as a Jinshi, and he was the most expensive civil official in the Great Song Dynasty. Although many civil officials in the Great Song Dynasty are now unlucky, hundreds of people have been listed by Cai Bian for various crimes and started their journey to the south. But this does not include Li Kui, even Cai Bian knows that Li Kui and the conservatives are very close, and he does not dare to attack Li Kui.

Speaking of which, he is also an official who has established enough prestige in the Great Song Dynasty with meritorious service.

If there is a scandal such as 'playing a friend's wife', how can he still have the face to be an official in the capital?

Of course, staying overnight in Huaxiang is not a breakthrough in the bottom line, it is just that he has done what a man will do, at most he is drunk and immoral.

Although Li Kui was relieved that he had not done anything ugly that damaged his reputation, Qiao Zhi'er was full of complaints, as if only she, the poor woman, was hurt.

Speaking of which, Li Kui knows Qiaozhier.

Although he doesn't have many friends, he also attends a lot of wine banquets, and they are very high-end. Such a high-end banquet should have entertainment activities that press the field. Appreciating dancing and singing has become one of them. I have to say that Qiao Zhi'er's appearance is very outstanding, especially the soft and boneless willow waist, which is twisted out of infinite style.

In the face of such beauty, I am not tempted, unless I am not a man.

But temptation doesn't necessarily have to change people from girls to women, right?

That's what happened.

Li Kui is a self-proclaimed person who is free from low-level interests, so naturally he will not be so unbearable.

As for last night?

He couldn't even remember, and it was a bit too much to put him in charge.

But the words still have to be asked clearly, so Li Kui asked, "Tell me about you." ”

Qiao Zhi'er was almost angry and cried, what kind of person, she turned her face when she lifted her pants. But under the eaves, she is a weak woman, or a weak woman of low origin, what can she do?

I can only tell you what I know.

At first, she was trying to buy a glass mirror, and then she was summoned by Grandpa Hao. In a daze, he became a glass mirror salesman of Father-in-law Hao, helping to bring goods to the sisters.

Yesterday, she came to Grandpa Hao to settle the payment, but she didn't expect to be stopped by Grandpa Hao, sent to the guest room where Li Kui stayed, and threatened her......

Li Kui didn't need Qiaozhi'er to help her recall, he thought it was a dream and dancing with people, but he didn't expect it to be true.

This is embarrassing, Qiao Zhi'er dances, it is the fairy in the sky who descends to earth, and Li Kui dances...... This spicy eye.

Li Kui thought for a while and said to Qiao Zhi'er: "I will let Hao Sui take care of you." ”

With that, he pushed the door and left the room.

Outside the courtyard, Hao Sui was telling Liang Shicheng about his life's experience: "Shicheng, our family tells you that scholars are people who value feelings, as long as they have skin and skin, this pretty branch will definitely enter the Li Mansion." At this time, if I recognize Qiaozhi'er, my godsister, and prepare a dowry for her, this is called kissing and kissing. ”

"Master, Master Li has left." The doorman came to tell you.

Hao Sui's face froze, and he asked, "What about Qiaozhi'er?" ”

"Crying in the room."

Liang Shicheng rolled his eyes and didn't dare to look at Hao Sui's blank face, and said secretly in his heart: "I'll just say it!" The girls in the workshop have said that the readers are the most ruthless and negative. He thought of his life experience, and became inexplicably sad.

Obviously, Hao Sui was slapped in the face by Li Kui's affection.

But Hao Sui still refused to admit it, muttering: "It shouldn't be!" ”

Hao Sui, who was becoming more and more puzzled, stomped his feet and said, "No, I have to ask." ”

When he came to the guest room, Hao Sui saw the appearance of Qiaozhi'er's pear blossoms with rain, and he was even more puzzled, could it be that Qiaozhi'er was emotional?

The emotion of the fart.

There is only one kind of Oiran in the workshop, the Qing people.

Once it is no longer a Qing Qi person, the Oiran is no longer an Oiran, and the value plummets. Originally, as long as you want to refuse and welcome, you can earn a lot of money by hooking the rich boy from afar. Once the melon is broken, she is tired and tired, not only has to endure the vulgarity of greasy merchants, but also earns less than one-tenth of what she used to do, which is simply killing her.

Even all the benefits of the Oiran will be confiscated.

Such as the best yards, maids, servants, and even carriages for traveling......

She has changed from a fairy sought after by everyone to a plaything that can be fun if you have money.

The gap is like the glass cup in the hands of Wang Xu, the commander of the horse, and the glass cup in the rotten street later. Things haven't changed, the former is priceless, the latter has become commonplace.

"If you stay for a few more days, I won't believe it, and I won't be able to save my brother's heart."

Hao Sui is really on top, and he decided to use the unique perspective of a eunuch to give advice to Qiao Zhi'er. Li Kui would take a concubine when he was in Yan'an Mansion, in Hao Sui's opinion, how could Nie Cuicui compare to Qiaozhi'er?

Qiao Zhi'er was really scared, she thought desperately, it was not enough for her to be harmed once, should she be harmed again? She just wanted to buy a glass mirror, how did she end up in such a field?

Let's talk about Li Kui.

From Li Kui's standpoint, he is not wrong.

It's just a show, do you have to take a woman at home after every indulgence? If that's the case, no matter how big the house is, it won't fit it.

When he returned home, he found three pregnant women staring at him.

Li Kui said embarrassedly: "What's the matter, is there a flower on my face?" ”

"It's not that there's a flower, it's a rouge lip print." Liu Qingqian looked at Li Kui angrily, if this guy didn't have a black face and was not easy to identify, he might have caused a storm in the city. As for why she saw the rouge lip prints on Li Kui's face? The main thing is that it is too familiar, coupled with the strong sixth sense of a pregnant woman, I guessed Li Kui's whereabouts yesterday at a glance.

"Tell me, what the hell is going on?"

Pregnant women are very difficult to mess with, just one, and three.

Li Kui felt that he had to confess, so as not to get darker and darker, so he had to say it.

After finishing speaking, he also secretly glanced at Liu Qingqian and found that the other party was not angry. At this point, Li Kui has to boast about his daughter-in-law, who is more atmospheric than her sister, and Liu Qingjing is a vinegar jar. Fortunately, it was the emperor who suffered, and Li Kui, as a person who watched the excitement, often secretly had fun when the emperor was not paying attention.

But Liu Qingqian's next words surprised Li Kui, and he said excitedly: "What, bring her home?" I'm crazy......"

Li Kui was not unhappy, but felt ridiculous. He may not have thought so before, but after seeing the situation of his father-in-law's family, he made up his mind that the happiness he could get with money would never be brought home to find guilt. It's not a good thing to have a lot of women in the family, what kind of jealousy, vindictiveness, makes the house restless all day long.

Besides, in Li Kui's eyes last night, it was like a child who saw a beautiful butterfly in the spring, and after a few flutters, caught the butterfly.

After appreciating the research, release it back into nature.

The mood has been released, and the realm has been sublimated.

It would be cruel to make a specimen to take home.

But Liu Qingqian has other worries, the family is full of pregnant women, and there is no one to sleep, and Li Kui will often 'make mistakes' sooner or later. Of course, this is very common in the Great Song Dynasty, but there are hidden dangers. And this hidden danger has to make Liu Qingqian pay attention to it. She said to Li Kui: "Otherwise, if you take Chunlan into the room, you don't have to bring her back." ”

Chunlan?

Li Kui remembered that Liu Qingqian had a maid named Chunlan next to him, although the name was very good, but it didn't match the March Taolang and the deep valley Youlan at all. There will always be some servants in the back house of large families who are used as slaves by men, which is also to prevent male servants from entering the back house and causing unnecessary trouble. But such a woman, while pursuing strength, can't be demanding of talent. Chunlan is such a maidservant. The advantages are outstanding, hard-working. The disadvantages are also prominent, and the appearance is ordinary.

Li Kui hesitated for a while, and sighed: "Why are you so troubled? ”

Liu Qingqian squinted her eyes, and saw Li Kui's reaction like a mirror in her heart, and she was not happy. The reason for the displeasure is very simple, Chunlan has big hands and feet, and her waist is as thick as a bucket, except for being strong and durable, she has no advantages.

I cursed in my heart: "Bad embryo!" ”

But with worry on his face, he said: "Husband, you are now a fourth-grade civil official, and in another ten years, you will definitely ascend to a high position." I don't have a sleeping woman around, I'm afraid it's really not good. If someone uses an illegitimate child to block the door in the future, are you still inappropriate as an official? ”

"This ......" Li Kui thought about it, felt that he could bear it, shook his head and said: "Yesterday I was drunk, so I let people succeed, don't drink in the future, don't give them a chance." ”

Li Kui's words are a bit shameless, and Qiao Zhi'er is not rare enough to cry and shout and stick to Li Kui's body. In contrast, she also likes handsome white-faced scholars. Of course, Li Kui also has advantages, he is young, in good health, and he is also a scholar, which can be regarded as a scholarly family. didn't expect Li Kui to be a thin lover, which made her hate it so much.

Liu Qingqian laughed, but reached out and tapped Li Kui's head, and said angrily: "I don't mean anything else, and I didn't mean to humiliate you." It's about worrying about you. Do you know how many young people in the capital today claim to be the illegitimate son of Master Su? ”

"Is there such a thing?"

Li Kui was surprised: "Why haven't I heard of it?" ”

The people who touch the porcelain Su Shi have the courage, and the people who touch the porcelain Su Zhe also have the courage, but the people who touch the porcelain Li Kui really don't have it in the capital now. The guy who pretended to be Su Shi's illegitimate son, but if he had a little vision, he would not blackmail in front of Li Kui.

Liu Qingqian said bitterly: "I'm afraid that if Master Su hears it, he will also have a headache." When the concubine first heard about it, she was also taken aback. I was thinking of giving some relief. But after sending someone to inquire, I found that there were more than a dozen in the capital alone. The ages are all sixteen or seventeen years old, and they all seem to be children born after the bachelor was wronged that year, and after the family was scattered with song and dance. I heard Aunt Wang say that there were more than 30 people sent out of the Kabuki in the house, and more than 50 were dismissed...... Who knows if it's true or not. ”

"So much?" Li Kui wondered, "Is Senior Ancestor too busy to come over?" ”

This is true, more than a dozen illegitimate children, can't all have sons, right?

has to give birth to some daughters, so counting, Su Shi's illegitimate sons and illegitimate daughters left outside are almost more than twenty or thirty. In other words, there were at least thirty Kabuki in Su Shi's mansion who had skin to skin love with his old man, and more than once. Even if Su Shi is an iron-clad man, he can't hold it!

"Think about it, if we come to our door in the future, a person who looks a little like you."

"What do you mean?"

Liu Qingqian covered her mouth and giggled: "It's just a child with black spots like ordinary who runs out, hugging your thighs and shouting 'Dad', do you agree or not?" I may tell you, most of the bastards who claim to be bachelors are not greedy for money. Of course, there are also thoughts of taking refuge in Su Xiang, after all, Su Xiang and the bachelor are brothers. But it's like finding a big 'daddy' for yourself. Liang Shicheng, the steward of the workshop, often said that he was the illegitimate son of a bachelor, and what was even more strange was that as long as someone said something bad about a bachelor, he had to argue with others, and even did not hesitate to ask for help. ”

"How could Liang Shicheng be the illegitimate son of Shizu?" Li Kui blinked his eyes and said angrily: "This kid takes advantage of me." ”

Randomly and indifferently: "Besides, so many illegitimate children, I haven't heard of the Su family's recognition!" ”

Liu Qingqian smiled: "This is the main lord who doesn't care." If it was Su Xiang who dismissed the Kabuki in the family back then, do you think he can be a deputy minister for a long time? ”

Li Kui is now upright, if he is expected by Liu Qingqian, I am afraid that Su Che will have only one way to resign at that time.

Especially when Liu Qingqian said that children who are a little darker than ordinary children can pretend to be their sons, Li Kui's face is very ugly. Why can't he give birth to a chubby boy for nothing?

And Liu Qingqian's next sentence completely crushed Li Kui: "Even if you have sex with Chunlan, I will still bring back that woman last night to raise, and I won't see someone come to my house when I fall." You don't know what kind of methods the scholars have. ”

Li Kui is very unconvinced, he is also a scholar, when you scold people, you can't trap your husband, right?

But Liu Qingqian's approach has nothing wrong at all, which is called taking precautions. Li Kui not only wondered, didn't Liu Qingqian follow Aunt Wang to learn tea ceremony poetry?

How is the head full of intrigues?

"Alright, I'll bring her, I'll let her ride my neck to the house."

After Li Kui finished speaking, he left home. Of course, everyone could tell that this was angry talk.

Zhang Zhenniang was a little worried: "Sister, is it too heavy to say so, husband?" ”

But Liu Qingqian looked at Li Kui's back, and sighed helplessly: "Now that he is a high authority, ten years later, how many people hate you." Not to mention that ten years later, in today's capital, how many people regard him as a thorn in the flesh. In the future, he will face more conspiracies, but all the means that can be used, maybe they will be used, and those who can prevent it must not be relaxed. ”

There was not much gossip after tea and dinner in the capital, and Li Kui, the God of Wealth, suddenly carried his wife at home behind his back, and hugged the pretty branch of the Oiran of the teaching workshop on the horse with great fanfare.

Li Kui has an extra label on the door of his head, color embryo!