Chapter 1: The Light and the Man
Inevitably, there are many dreams at night, and Xia Le does not have many BBs.
Just use the flirting leg to breathe.
Let you Thanos dare to think about Lao Tzu's earth!
Charlotte grabbed the Reality Stone in his left hand, injected light energy into it, and snapped his fingers at Thanos.
Syllable!
Thanos didn't even have time to move, the expression on his face stiffened, and his body quickly turned into ashes and disappeared into the vacuum.
This is the way of the other to treat the other.
Let you also experience the power of snapping your fingers!
It's that easy to deal with Thanos who doesn't have Infinity Stones in hand.
The Avengers lost before they were defenseless, and they didn't know the situation of Thanos at all, so they were attacked by him without martial arts, and the Infinity Stones in their hands were taken away.
If it was Thanos before he was strengthened by the gem, the Avengers would have been able to crush him together.
As soon as Thanos died, Charlotte used a portal to return to Earth.
Although there are five obsidian generals under Thanos' command, they are all local chickens and dogs.
Now that Thanos is dead, no one under his command can convince the public, and it will soon fall apart.
There are examples of the Cherita fleet being blown up in the first place, and no one will think of the idea of attacking the earth again.
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I don't know how the reality gem is defined. In order to kill Thanos, Xia Le paid a full 10 million of light energy.
But after killing Thanos, Xia Le gained more than 20 million light energy, which is more than twice the consumption, which is simply shocking to light for a whole year!
However, thinking that Thanos would either directly slaughter the city or kill half of them after capturing a certain planet, it can be said that he is a proper sociopath, and his subordinates are guilty of a lot of blood debts.
Looking at it this way, more than 20 million light energies are also very reasonable!
It's not too much to say that Thanos is worth 10,000 gold, right?
And the Thanos of this universe is not rejected by death like in the comics, and if he dies, he is really dead.
Don't worry about him coming back to life and continuing to do things.
Xia Le pinched his fingers and counted, because of himself, not only the Women's Federation 2, the Women's Federation 3, and the Women's Federation 4 were gone, and then the American team 2 and the American team 3 were also gone.
In this regard, he couldn't help but sigh.
"What a sinful man I am!"
After that, Xia Le stayed honestly on Earth, waiting for the arrival of the dark elves.
But one day passed, three days passed, ten days passed......
Until Sola asks Charle to go on her next mission to save the world, Charle still hasn't waited for the Dark Elves.
"The spicy shredded chicken is not good! This was directly torn by Asgard and torn up? β
He shook his head slightly, and dissipated into a point of light in the room.
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This is where Charlot hates the Giant of Light system the most.
There were many things he didn't have to discuss with anyone, but decisions made directly by the Kingdom of Light.
They are only the party who has been notified of the execution.
For example, now.
When Xia Le had just arrived in this new world and was about to ask Sola about his mission, Sola said to Xia Le in a somewhat apologetic tone.
[Xia Le, the Kingdom of Light has assigned a new mission considering that the earth in your world will be in a safe period in the future. The world will face crises many times. In the future, you can travel between this world and the original world at will, but you also need to focus on saving the earth of this world. γ
"Huh?"
Xia Le let out a long question, and his tone was very unhappy.
"I just killed Thanos last month, and I haven't rested for long, so this adds another burden to me? Temporary workers have no human rights! I have three worlds to deal with! The donkeys of the production team are not so busy! β
Sora pointed out the truth in one word.
[But you've already killed the biggest saboteur in the last world, and Pandora doesn't need you to go there often.] And the other Light Warriors are just as busy. As a tester of the Giant of Light system V1.0, this work arrangement is actually very humane! You're just lazy! I want to stay at home and watch the young lady dance! If it weren't for me and Chaoyang to cover it up for you, now the Mother of Ultra and His Majesty the King of Ultra would know about your hobby! γ
Charlot: !!
Let the Mother of Ultra and the King of Ultra know about this, then you can't die in the Land of Light!
Xia Le's originally complaining expression immediately turned positive, and he began to look left and right.
"Ahem, okay, let's start saving the world."
But to Charlot's surprise.
The people in the city are very friendly.
Xia Lecai walked in the alley full of confetti, plastic bags and other garbage, homeless people nesting in the corner, and there were many local graffiti on the surrounding walls, and several locals surrounded him, eager to chat with him.
They still have nice songs in their mouths.
"I love you walking alone in the dark alleys, I love the way you look at your banknotes, I love you for carrying a huge amount of money with you, but you don't deposit it in the bank. Come on, hurry, the fragrance of this ink, grab it, grab it, use the fastest speed, it's best to have such a fat sheep every day......"
Looking at the pistols and daggers in the hands of several people, Xia Le sighed.
"Everyone, you have to pay it back when you come out to mix!"
It's been more than two years since he came to the Marvel world with a bang.
In the past two years, in addition to watching the little sister, Xia Le has used the energy of light to exercise every day, and his physical fitness has long surpassed that of ordinary humans.
Coupled with the fighting skills he has developed with Mindy and Damon, these people are simply killing themselves!
These gangsters are also ruthless and don't talk much.
A thug with a dagger in his hand came up and was about to dig out Xia Le's pocket, and it felt like he was digging into his own pocket.
But Charlotte's movements were as fast as lightning.
He pulled the knife-wielding right hand of the bastard, pushed his shoulder in a half-circle, and then twisted his backhand, clasping his joints hard against the opponent's back and pulling upwards.
If Xia Le pressed the gangster to the ground again, put his knees against his neck and took out the handcuffs, it was a standard police fighting technique.
"Ahh
The pain was as sharp as a broken arm, causing you to scream, and the knife in your hand fell to the ground with a thud.
Xia Le held the bastard in front of him, almost as a shield and approached the other three.
The two thugs with guns in their hands saw that their companions and Xia Le were too close to each other, and they didn't dare to shoot casually.
After taking a few steps forward, Xia Le clasped the gangster's right arm with one hand, grabbed his belt with the other, and exerted force with both hands, directly causing the gangster's legs to leave the ground and be lifted up out of thin air.
Aiming at a gangster holding a gun in front of him, Xia Le threw it hard, throwing the gangster out like a throw, and slamming it over.
Before another gun-wielding thug could shoot, Xia Le's right leg stepped forward suddenly, and then kicked out with his left foot, from the bottom up, hitting the other gunman's vital point.
"It's an honor, in the Marvel world, this is a treatment that only Thanos has."
"Tsk!"
In an instant, chickens flew and eggs fought, and the bastard let out a scream that was not like a human voice.
He rolled his eyes upwards and fainted from the intense pain.
βF**KοΌ F**KοΌ β
At this moment, the gun-wielding thug who was knocked down by the dagger thug pushed his companion away, and while speaking a beautiful American vernacular, he aimed at Xia Le
Xia Le turned around and kicked the gun-wielding thug's hand, knocking the gun out of his hand.
"Ahh
The thug screamed at the pain in his arm and struggled to get up.
At this moment, listening to the wind behind him, Xia Le's eyes froze.
He moved like thunder, and his right leg was thrown out with a backkick in an instant, kicking the stomach of the last thug who stepped forward with a steel pipe in his hand.
This kick kicked him more than two meters away, slammed against the wall, as if his intestines were rotten, and he fell to the ground and kept retching.
Before the gun-wielding thug picked up the gun in his hand, Xia Le strode over and kicked him in the head.
The gun-wielding thug only felt a black shadow flash in front of his eyes, and then his head hurt sharply, and his eyes went black, and he lost consciousness.
He looked at the dagger thug who had just risen from the ground, and the other party stepped back with his hands raised in the air, his expression terrified.
βNONONONOβ¦β¦β
In the other party's frightened screams, Xia Le broke two of his ribs with an elbow blow, knocking him unconscious as well.
After a cruelty like chopping melons and vegetables, Xia Le collected all the money on them.
These gangsters are all poor ghosts, and they only add up to more than a hundred knives.
Finally, he took the two guns in the thug's hand and stuck them in his waist, walked up to the steel pipe thug who fell to the ground with his stomach clutched, and gave him a devilish smile.
"Do you believe in light?"
Believe in the light? What kind of neuropathy is this!
Obviously he was in a weak position, but this steel pipe gangster didn't seem to be afraid at all, and even threatened Xia Le in turn.
"We're Abbott's people! He won't let you go if you move us! β
It's a threat, right?
This must be a threat, right?
Facing this lost lamb, Xia Le's face turned cold and shook his head slightly.
"That's not what you asked!"
He grabbed the thug by the collar and lifted him up, slamming it against the wall.
"Ahh
The collision of bones and concrete walls caused the bastard to let out another cry of pain.
Xia Le picked up the steel pipe on the ground and gently tapped the wall near the gangster's head, making a crisp bang bang.
With a kind smile on his face, he asked the steel pipe bastard.
"Then another question. What is 1000-7? β
After being beaten, the steel pipe gangster also realized that now was not the time to speak harshly.
These gangsters are bullies who are afraid of the hard, and now they have become much more honest now.
But listening to Xia Le's question, a question mark appeared on the dark face of the sensual bastard.
He dropped out of school in the third grade of elementary school, and he didn't know about it!
The steel pipe bastard shook his head honestly.
"I don't know."
"What? You don't even know such a simple question? It's a shame for a gangster! β
Xia Le, who didn't get the answer of 993, was very unhappy, but the steel pipe gangsters escaped.
Xia Le dropped the steel pipe in his hand and said to the alley behind him.
"Come out, friend. Although your movements are light, the sound of your breathing has exposed you. β
As his words fell, a tall black shadow suddenly turned out from the corner of the alley.
A black armor that looked very strong and mighty, a cloak as deep as night, and a hood that looked like a bat.
This incomparably classic image made Xia Le recognize the other party in an instant and blurted out.
"Batman?"
He had felt that someone was coming quickly, and at first he thought it was the companion of these gangsters, but he didn't expect it to be Batman.
"You were just going to save me, weren't you? Thank you so much. β
Looking at the smile on Xia Le's face, and then looking at the four gangsters on the ground, Batman's rich voice that was deliberately suppressed and processed by the transformer sounded in Xia Le's ears.
"You don't need my salvation, stranger. Don't do anything out of the ordinary in Gotham City, I'll keep an eye on you. β
Although Charle was justified just now, Bruce Vane could see at a glance that he was very good at it, and he was not an ordinary person at all.
Such a person coming to Gotham City, no matter what his purpose, will add to the chaos of Gotham City, which is already not peaceful.
Bruce Vane has an extremely serious paranoia of persecution, and he can't even sleep without three or five plans in his hands, everyone knows it.
"If the city didn't have this 'hospitality', I don't think I would need these two guys. β
Xia Le patted the pistol hanging on the inside of his clothes and introduced himself to Batman.
"Meet me, my name is Xia Le, you can also call Joker Xia or Light."
At first, Batman didn't plan to pay more attention to Charlotte, after all, this is just a common black eating black behavior.
Not even human lives happened.
If this guy in front of him dares to do evil in Gotham City, then he will naturally fall from the sky, break his hands and feet, and send him to the police station for jail time.
But when he heard the name Joker, his eyes suddenly became solemn.
Is this guy here for the clown?
Then he can't sit idly by!
"It's a name you can't just call in this city."
Charlotte gave Batman a smile.
"I know. Seeing you so serious, just kidding. β
But it was this smile that made his threat level in Batman's heart skyrocket.
"Although this guy is Asian, he really looks a bit like a clown!"
It's troublesome enough to have a clown in Gotham City, but it's not enough to turn another one upside down?
Although Batman has become wary of Xia Le, he has not committed a crime after all.
Batman gently pressed a button on his belt, took several photos of Xia Le with the miniature camera hidden on his body, and without saying a word of goodbye, he turned around and left the alley.
Watching Batman leave, Xia Le turned around and looked at the steel pipe gangsters.
Batman is a natural enemy for the gangsters of Gotham City!
What's more, just now Xia Le actually called himself "Joker", which really scared the steel pipe gangster who was just a low-level gangster.
Seeing Xia Le step forward, he hugged his chest that was still aching, and said cowardly with horror in his eyes.
"What else are you going to do?"
"You said you were messing with Abbot, right? When I first arrived, I didn't have a place to live and I didn't have any money. Please lead the way and go to Abbot to borrow some. β
Looking at Xia Le, the eyes of the steel pipe gangsters wavered.
On one side is his own boss, and on the other side is the cross-river Raptor, who does not show his superiority in front of Batman.
After a period of nervous thinking, looking at Xia Le's gradually cold face, he gritted his teeth and decided that it was still a good man not to suffer the loss in front of him, and nodded to Xia Le.
"Okay, I'll take you."
(End of chapter)