Chapter 12 Return to the Village

"You say...... What?!...... Boy pee?" said the big boss, whose face was full of incredulity, opened his mouth wide, looked at the dog's balls, and said.

What's more, he can see it now, and there are also some uncertain expressions on the dog's face, and it is obvious that he himself is not so confident in the method he said.

"Your method is not reliable or not, if it doesn't work, don't talk nonsense. The elder muttered a few words, and he looked at the dog, wondering if he had anything else to say.

"What can I do, such a situation is rare, at least, the people I met before have mentioned to me that in that thick fog, if you are possessed by unjust spirits, you must use child urine, as if to say, in the child urine, there is the breath of the sun, which can drive away evil spirits, and it is the most effective to face these lonely souls and wild ghosts. The dog scratched his head, a little embarrassed, but now for the bamboo pole, it is a time of crisis, and he also thought twice before he said this solution.

"Is this going to work? The eldest boss was a little embarrassed, if he insisted on saying it, he did have some urinating feelings now, but he always felt that this was a bit weird, but he also didn't think that the boy named Dogan would say some jokes at such a juncture.

Because, he had already learned from Tie Zhu that the reason why they were able to get out of trouble was because of the help of the young man in front of him, otherwise, he didn't know if he could get out of the fog alive, and it was probably unrealistic to rely on their own strength alone.

Therefore, the big boss is now somewhat grateful to the dog, and he is no longer as hostile to the dogan as before.

"The words of the dog egg fairy, yes, if our urine can save the bamboo pole, I don't think the bamboo pole will say much. Seeing this, Tie Zhu stepped forward and said to the big boss.

"Okay, I just don't know, how do you want to refine the pill?" the eldest nodded and said slowly.

"Alchemy?" Hearing this, the dog was a little confused, "What kind of pill is refining? I don't know how to refine pills, besides, there is no alchemy furnace or anything here, how can I refine pills." ”

"Didn't you come to alchemy if you wanted a child's urine?" the eldest asked rhetorically, he had heard others say before that there were many people, especially some alchemy masters, who would add some children's urine to the alchemy process, and the specific purpose was that the eldest boss couldn't remember now, but he was sure that it was true.

He didn't look like an alchemy master at all, but he should know some alchemy techniques, so he said that he needed their child's urine.

"Of course not," Goudan said, and at the same time, he pointed to the body of the bamboo pole and said, "I mean, let you urinate directly on his face, by the way, you better aim a little bit, so that this guy can 'swallow' your boy's urine somewhat." ”

"What, feed him pee?" shouted the eldest with a red face. Even the iron pillar beside him, his expression was a little unnatural, he couldn't think of it, he wanted to save the bamboo pole, and even asked him to drink his own urine, he really couldn't think of what it was for.

"Why is there such a big reaction......? Don't you have a 'boy' to pee? I don't think it's possible, it's a little ghost about my age. Dogan touched his chin and said.

"Of course not! How could it be, I mean, how could it be...... How can you ......" The big boss's face turned even redder, he wanted to refute something, but he didn't know which one to refute first, he looked at the dog, pointed to the body of the bamboo pole, and was speechless for a long time.

"Look at what I'm doing, anyway, I won't do it, isn't he your companion, you should save him. Dogan shrugged, of course he felt ashamed to do so, so he didn't plan to do it.

At the same time, Goudan looked at the bamboo pole and said, "I said, I advise you to do what I said, otherwise, he may really die here." ”

"He's already in a bad situation, and the more time he wastes here, the worse it gets, and you don't have that much time to think about it. Goudan added.

"Alright then, trust you this time. Until now, the big boss still feels very embarrassed, but it's no wonder that he is, after all, he is one of his good partners, if it weren't for saving his life, such a lack of morality, the big boss wouldn't be like doing it anyway, he still has such a bottom line.

As he spoke, the big boss stepped forward, but found that he didn't know when, Tie Zhu had already walked in front of the bamboo pole, he pulled down his pants, and he was already facing the face of the bamboo pole, ready to go.

"This ......." Seeing Tie Zhu's appearance, the big boss felt very speechless, on the one hand, it may be because Tie Zhu trusts the dog egg fairy very much, so he didn't have too much resistance, so listen to his words, and on the other hand, maybe Tie Zhu has long wanted to do this, but there has been no chance and suitable reason, this time there is finally such an opportunity, so he will not let it go.

In fact, Tie Zhu's thoughts are very simple, not like what the big boss thinks, he is just purely willing to believe what the dog egg fairy said, otherwise, he would not do such a dirty thing and be sorry for his companions, this bit of shame, Tie Zhu still has it.

"Interesting, there's a good show to watch..... Although what the dog said is indeed a feasible solution, he still can't help but snicker in his heart when he sees this, and he plans to take a closer look and join in the fun.

"You man....... How is this, forget it, I ...... too" The big boss just wanted to complain about the dog, but he thought that there were not many such opportunities on weekdays, but it was better to say that there were no opportunities at all, so his body stepped forward very honestly and walked to the side of the iron pillar.

"Oh no. The big boss and the dog almost spoke in unison, but Tie Zhu didn't feel anything uncomfortable about the two people crowded around him, and he didn't feel uncomfortable like this, Tie Zhu looked up and looked at the moon and stars in the sky, brewing.

Time passed by second, until the dog was a little impatient, and he didn't see what he wanted to see the most.

Goudan patted Tie Zhu's shoulder and said, "I said you, can you do it, haven't you drunk water for a day, why haven't you seen a drop for so long?"

"Hehe, I didn't drink water before I came out today, and I only drank a few sips at the creek just now, I need some time. Tie Zhu scratched his head embarrassedly and said a little innocently.

Hearing this, the eldest boss sighed in his heart, in fact, he felt very much now, long before they came to the small mountain village, he had some urge to urinate, but until now, he had experienced too many things and too dangerous, so he didn't have this opportunity.

However, on this kind of issue, he still doesn't want to be a bird, at least after the iron pillar is finished, drive away the two people around him, and then do it, so that at least he has a little comfort in his heart.

"Oh. It's coming, it's coming. After holding back for a long time, Tie Zhu finally spoke, and before the words fell, the heads of the big boss and the dog involuntarily leaned over and looked down.

Tick tock.

“..........”

“...........”

"It's ....... What?" After waiting for a long time, the dog only felt very speechless, and after holding it for so long, the iron pillar actually squeezed out two drops of pale yellow liquid, which made him feel like he had been tricked.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I've worked very hard, it seems that it's up to the big boss. Tie Zhu scratched his head a little embarrassedly, not to mention just tick tock or two, even the position was wrong, all dripping on the face of the bamboo pole, it may not have any effect.

"It's just that, not to mention that it didn't drip into his mouth, I'm afraid it dripped in, and it's useless. Dog Protein glanced at the iron pillar, and as he spoke, he looked at the big boss and said to him, "What are you waiting for, it's your turn." ”

Hearing this, the eldest boss was also a little speechless, he originally thought that the iron pillar could make him less ashamed, but now it seems that it is impossible.

The eldest stepped forward with some reluctance, untied his tattered and mended pants, and without much time, a pale yellow stream fell, hitting the mouth of the bamboo pole with unmistakable accuracy.

"Mm-hmm, come on, give some more energy, I think, we are not far from success. At the side of the big boss, the dog egged him on again, and at the same time, he grabbed the wrist of the bamboo pole and found that the latter's body temperature was rising very significantly.

This also means that the bamboo pole is quickly getting out of danger, and the big boss's boy urine is very effective.

"It seems that those guys aren't all charlatans......" Dogan whispered.

"That's all, that's all. The big boss said as he lifted his pants and bowed his head.

"Well, well done, I see, now that the bamboo pole is out of danger, now, I will take you back to the village, find a place to rest for the night, and by tomorrow morning, he should wake up." Dogan nodded.

It was getting late now, and if these three people were left here, they would inevitably encounter some danger, so Goudan planned to take these three people back to the temporary residence he had found in the small mountain village, and now they would rest for the night, and wait until tomorrow morning to make other plans.

Even if something happens again tonight, with the dog in his current state, he is not afraid of anything.