Chapter 137: Zhong Yingwan VS Chu Qingsi (2)
Entering the house, Chu Qingsi took off the canvas shoes on his feet and stepped a pair of small feet wearing white socks into the rabbit slippers.
Then he took out a pair of disposable slippers from the cabinet next to him and threw them under Zhong Juwan's feet.
This bad attitude made Zhong Juwan's heart instantly fire, stretched out her little foot in white sneakers, snapped, and kicked the disposable slippers under her feet to the side.
Then he took out a pair of brand-new bear slippers from his space anklet and put them on the ground, took off the sneakers on his feet, stepped into the bear slippers with a pair of naked little feet, and glanced at Chu Qingsi beside him arrogantly.
Don't want your stuff, she has it herself!
Tang Ci stood aside, quietly looking at the two women facing each other, silent.
As long as you don't fight, you're a good baby.
Walking into the room, Zhong Juwan looked at her casually, and a look of disgust appeared in her eyes.
"This apartment is too dilapidated, it's so small, it's not half the size of me."
Tang Ci on the side glanced at Zhong Juwan, and sure enough, beautiful women are born to be experts in lies.
Comrade Zhong Haowan's apartment is not as big as Teacher Chu's apartment at all.
Teacher Chu stepped on his little rabbit slippers and walked to the coffee table, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV, glanced at Zhong Juwan, and said in a surging voice:
"If you want to stay, you can go out."
"You think I'm willing to stay in your place, if it weren't for Tang Ci's stinky boy, I wouldn't come to your place even if you begged me." Zhong Xuanwan looked at Chu Qingsi and said with great disdain.
"That...... What do you want to eat? Tang Ci saw that these two good babies had a tendency to develop towards bear children, so he hurriedly diverted the topic.
Zhong Juwan looked at Tang Ci: "Braised lion head, fish-flavored shredded pork, small crispy pork ......"
Chu Qingsi looked at Tang Ci: "Sweet and sour carp, braised pork ribs, boiled shrimp ......"
Tang Ci: "......"
Is this treating him as opening a restaurant?
"Stop, there are only three of us, cooking too much and wasting, each person can only order two dishes, and fish and seafood can't be ordered, and there are no ingredients in the refrigerator."
But one thing to say, these two women seem to like meat, but at the same time, they are so perfect, fat where they should be, and thin where they should be thin.
Slim and graceful.
So it turns out that there is no correlation between being fat and thin and eating meat and eating a vegetarian diet.
It's like pigs, elephants, hippos, and the like are all vegetarians, but their bodies are rounder one by one, and like cats, dogs, and tigers, these carnivores are usually very thin.
Two minutes later, Tang Ci told the two girls again uneasily, and then turned around and walked towards the kitchen.
However, as soon as Tang Ci walked into the kitchen with his front foot, the two women sitting on each side of the sofa on his back foot began to sneer.
This time, Comrade Zhong Xuanwan took the lead in launching the attack.
"I'm not naΓ―ve, I'm old, and I still watch cartoons." Zhong Xuanwan looked at Sailor Moon on the TV and glanced at Chu Qingsi on the side with disdain.
"That's better than a crybaby, too." Chu Qingsi also glanced at Zhong Xuanwan and said in a surging voice.
"I was a child, did you understand when I was a child, didn't you cry when you were a child!" Zhong Xuanwan glared at Chu Qingsi and said angrily.
"That's not like you, snot and tears come out together." Chu Qingsi said again.
Zhong Juwan: "......"
I really hate this crazy girl.
"It's not polite at all, didn't anyone tell you to respect your elders?"
"You're not my elder, why do I respect you."
"Didn't you say that you were Tang Ci's girlfriend, then Tang Ci called me sister-in-law, should you also call me sister-in-law." Zhong Juwan looked at Chu Qingsi and said solemnly, feeling a little proud in her heart.
Finally found a way to pinch this crazy girl.
"You're not his sister-in-law." Chu Qingsi said disapprehantly.
"If it's not a kiss, it's also a sister-in-law, Tang Ci calls me sister-in-law, you have to call it along." Zhong Xuanwan said, glancing at Chu Qingsi, "Come, call sister-in-law." β
In the next second, Chu Qingsi turned around, looked at Zhong Yuwan with a serious expression, and shouted respectfully:
"Hello Auntie."
Zhong Juwan: "......"
Bullying my sister-in-law is too much!
In the kitchen, Tang Ci took the ingredients out of the refrigerator and put them away, then walked to the kitchen door with some anxiety and looked into the room.
In the next second, the expression on Tang Ci's face froze, and the corners of his eyes twitched twice.
I saw the two women sitting expressionlessly on both sides of the sofa watching TV, and the coffee table in front of the sofa had been divided into two for unknown reasons, and the death was very miserable.
Tang Ci only felt that his temples were twitching, and his two heads were ...... No, it's one head and two big.
Alas, a headache.
"Look at what, look!" The two women looked at the doggy head sticking out at the kitchen door, and said in unison.
Tang Ci: "......"
There is such a tacit understanding, or it is better to tie the knot with Jin Lan.
"That...... I'm a little too busy here, so let's see if you can send one to support me. Tang Ci thought about it and felt that he still had to separate the two women.
If you come out of the kitchen after a while, you may see a ruin.
Although he didn't know how strong the destructive power of an S-class and an A-level transcendent was, he knew that if two women who didn't deal with each other wanted to be demons, the destructive power would definitely be infinite.
After waiting for a few seconds, seeing that his request was not answered, Tang Ci looked at Zhong Juwan who was sitting on the left side of the sofa: "Comrade Zhong Juwan? β
Zhong Juwan retracted her gaze and looked at the TV silently.
"Comrade Chu Qingsi?" Tang Ci looked at Chu Qingsi who was sitting on the right side of the sofa again.
Teacher Chu looked at the TV and didn't say a word.
Tang Ci: "......"
It's okay to enjoy it, but when it comes to work, it's not okay, right?
"Whoever comes over to help, can order one more dish." Tang Ci gave a sweetness.
But the sister-in-law and Teacher Chu said that they would not take the bait, and continued to sit on the sofa expressionlessly.
Tang Ci secretly glared at the two women, then retracted his head and returned to the kitchen.
A minute later, Tang Ci stood at the door of the kitchen and shouted into the room:
"Teacher Chu, how do you use this stove, why can't I catch fire, come and help me take a look."
Soon, the beautiful Teacher Chu was late.
came to the kitchen and appeared in front of Tang Ci.
"What?" Teacher Chu glanced at Tang Ci, who was wearing an apron, and said in a loud voice.
Tang Ci waited for two seconds, and after confirming that only Teacher Chu came alone, he whispered to Chu Qingsi with some embarrassment:
"Now the word...... It's not good here, or I'll talk about it later. β
The simple Teacher Chu didn't immediately understand the meaning of Tang Ci for the first time, and his eyes were slightly puzzled, but he reacted immediately.
This student is really skinny.
Soon, a suppressed scream rang out from the kitchen.
"It hurts...... It hurts, Mr. Chu let go. Tang Ci looked at Chu Qingsi's little hand on his belly with a look of ecstasy, begging for mercy.
can do it, our teacher Chu will never be noisy.
A minute later, Tang Ci put one hand on his lower abdomen and gently soothed his injured little belly.
Then he glanced at the kitchen door, looked at Chu Qingsi, and asked Chu Qingsi in a very curious whisper:
"That...... Why do you call my sister-in-law a crybaby? β
It turns out that it's not just good-looking girls who gossip, handsome boys gossip like gossip.
Tang Ci's heart now, like being scratched by that little kitten, is curious about the love and hatred between Teacher Chu and Comrade Zhong Xuanwan.
But there is one thing to say, our brave Comrade Zhong Xuanwan seemed to really like to cry when she was young, but of course she cried for a reason.
I remember that once only he and Zhong Juwan were at home, it was a dark and windy night, and the little him and the slightly older Zhong Juwan quietly hid in the quilt to watch the DVD player.
What is projected in the DVD player is a film that many people have seen when they were children, and it can be said that many mountain village lions recognize the shadow of childhood.
After reading it, I don't know why, at a young age, he suddenly had a bad heart, and pretended to be a ghost in the bed to scare Zhong Juwan.
Then our brave Comrade Zhong Xuanwan was so frightened that he wiped his tears with his little hands while frantically beating him, the culprit.
The final result was that he cried worse than Zhong Yuwan.
It was a real death, and he almost didn't see the sun the next day.
And that's not all, after his parents came back, they looked at Zhong Juwan, whose pear blossoms were raining and her eyes were red, and couldn't help but say, he beat him on the spot when his eyes were more red than Zhong Juwan.
Since the fight, he has understood a truth, sister-in-law is true love, he is just an accident.
Getting back to the point, let him go away with the wind for the sourness of the past.
Teacher Chu looked at Tang Ci, who was curious, and said vigorously: "When I was a child, she snatched my doll, and I couldn't beat her younger than her, so I bit her and cried." β
Well? Tang Ci glanced at Chu Qingsi in some surprise.
Is this the origin of crybabies and crazy babes?
What about the distortion of human nature? What about moral decay?
He looked forward to it for a long time, so he listened to this?
Just snatching dolls when I was a child, can two women hold a grudge for so long?
Sure enough, you can't offend a woman if you offend anyone.
"Anything else you'd like to ask?" Chu Qingsi glanced at Tang Ci and said.
"It's gone." Tang Ci shook his head and returned.
"Then I'll go back." Chu Qingsi said, turned around, stepped on his little rabbit slippers, and walked towards the kitchen door.
"Don't." Tang Ci hurriedly stretched out his hand and grabbed Chu Qingsi's little hand.
If this woman is allowed to go back, something will happen that is caused by a doll.
At this moment, Zhong Juwan appeared at the door of the kitchen on her bear slippers, looked at the two people holding hands, and felt a trace of unhappiness in her heart for no reason, and said to the two with an expressionless face:
"Pulling and pulling in front of the public, what kind of system."
"It's a kitchen, not a big house." Tang Ci glanced at Zhong Yuwan and complained in a low voice.
"Shut up, dog thing!" Zhong Juwan glared at Tang Ci and said in an unkind tone.
Tang Ci: "......"
Sister-in-law of dog stuff.
Sure enough, the woman was so ruthless that she even scolded herself.
"Why are you scolding him?" Teacher Chu on the side was instantly unhappy when he heard it, and protected the cub.
"He's my nephew, I can scold if I want, what's your business." Zhong Yingwan raised her snow-white chin slightly, and said arrogantly.
"Okay, since you're here, help me with my work, I'm very hungry, let's cook the meal early." Tang Ci hurriedly became a peacemaker again.
Tang Ci has long been accustomed to the dog things in his sister-in-law's mouth, after all, sometimes, he is really a dog...... Inappropriate.
And I don't know why, whenever Zhong Yingwan scolds him for being a dog with an arrogant face, he inexplicably thinks it's quite cute.
Well...... Maybe he's a little bit out of his mind.
Two minutes later, Chu Qingsi washed the vegetables on the left side of Tang Ci, Zhong Juwan cut the vegetables on the right side of Tang Ci, and Tang Ci was sandwiched between the two women, stir-frying.
The atmosphere finally entered a brief state of harmony.
Don't be surprised why our sister-in-law can chop vegetables, don't be confused by this woman's appearance, this woman looks beautiful, her little hands are white and tender, and she looks like her ten fingers don't touch the spring water, but our sister-in-law is a good hand at cooking.
Speaking of which, his cooking skills were still trained by her sister-in-law.
Because she was lazy and didn't want to do it herself, she trained a little apprentice for herself.
This makes perfect sense.
Zhong Juwan skillfully cut the vegetables in her hand, looked at Chu Qingsi on the side, looked at her unfamiliar appearance, and did not hesitate to attack the enemy's weakness.
"Look at you, you can't wash a dish, eighty percent of them have never been in the kitchen, I guess they don't even have salt and sugar, right?"
"It doesn't matter if I divide it or not, just resign from Tang." Chu Qingsi turned his head to look at Zhong Yuwan, and said not to be outdone.
Chu Qingsi's words instantly made Zhong Xuanwan turn her gun to the innocent classmate Tang Ci.
"In the future, you are not allowed to cook for her to eat, I didn't hear it, I taught you to cook for you to serve me, not to serve other women."
As she spoke, Zhong Yuwan turned the muzzle of the gun back to Chu Qingsi's body.
"Also, let me tell you crazy girl, if you want to enter the door of our old Tang's house, you must be able to cook good dishes, otherwise don't even think about it!"
"It's up to you whether you can enter the door or not, you don't have the surname Tang, don't take a mouse here." Chu Qingsi said-for-tat.
"Who do you say is a dog!" Zhong Juwan raised her eyebrows and looked at Chu Qingsi coldly.
"Say what's wrong with you?" Chu Qingsi looked directly at Zhong Yuwan and said coldly.
"Then you're a mouse, crazy mouse!" Zhong Juwan injured 1,000 enemies and 800 self-inflicted losses.
"That...... I said, can we let our mouths rest for a while and cook happily? Tang Ci was sandwiched between the two women and said with a painful expression.
Zhong Xuan snapped and cut down the kitchen knife in his hand, and Chu Qingsi dropped the vegetables in his hand with a snap.
"No way!"
Tang Ci: "......"
"I just say yes!" Tang Ci snapped the lid on the pot and said loudly.
It's the other way around, if you don't give these two little girls a little bit of skin, I really don't know who is the boss in the family.