Chapter 207: Don't make a sound, or you'll be sharked!

Two minutes later, the international call, which was full of family care, finally came to an end.

"Sister-in-law, do you want to say a few words to Tang Ci?" Zhong Juwan glanced at Tang Ci and asked.

"No, I have to wash the mask, the phone bill is quite expensive." Tang's mother refused without hesitation.

"By the way, you tell that stinky boy, don't introduce you to friends, don't do business day by day."

"Okay, bye sister-in-law." Zhong Juwan nodded and glanced at Tang Ci with a smile.

"Bye-bye, Xiaowan."

Tang Ci: "......"

"Give." Hanging up the phone, Tang's mother sat up and handed the phone back to Tang's father.

"It's over, wife." Dad Tang took the phone and said with a smile.

"Look at your stupid son, what kind of friend you introduced to Xiaowan, a big carrot!" Tang's mother glared at Tang Ci and said angrily.

"Yes, my wife is right, wait until I go back and see how I clean up that unfilial son." Father Tang nodded and said with an angry expression.

"What are you doing to clean up my son!" Tang's mother lifted her leg and kicked Tang's father's ass.

Daddy Tang: "......"

"Men don't have a good thing!" Tang's mother said, gave Tang's father another kick in the ass, then got off the sofa and walked towards the bathroom.

Father Tang looked at the figure of Tang's mother leaving, and then looked at the thermos cup in his hand......

Silently dried a large mouthful of goji berries.

Bitter wow.

At the same time, on the other end of the phone, Zhong Yingwan put the mobile phone on the coffee table on the side, and her beautiful eyes looked at Tang Ci, who was conscientiously pinching her feet.

"I'm done calling, Ancestor." Tang Ci raised his head and looked at Zhong Yuwan and said.

Thankfully, this little ancestor finally finished calling.

The phone call was made, and the person concerned was not very good, and he, a bystander, was more tired than a hard night's work.

Hurry up and go to the transcendent world, you won't be able to make a phone call when you go there, and then the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the sky is high and the birds can fly......

"Who is your ancestor, and which of the things you have done to me is worthy of your ancestor!" Zhong Juwan raised her beautiful leg and kicked Tang Ci's ass lightly.

Tang Ci stretched out his hand to hold Zhong Yuwan's white little feet, kneaded them gently, and said, "Isn't this for the old Tang family to inherit the family and continue the incense, how can I be sorry for the ancestors." ”

"Okay, I'll call your dad and tell him that you want me to give your old Tang family a reception and continue the incense, and ask him if he agrees." Zhong Yuwan said, reaching for her hand on the mobile phone on the coffee table.

"Don't! I was wrong, Grandma! Tang Ci hurriedly leaned over, stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhong Xuanwan's little hand, and looked at Zhong Xuanwan with a nervous expression.

Don't ask him why he was so nervous, because this aunt really dared to call and ask, and then his old father really dared to fly over and break his legs.

In fact, it's nothing if he has a broken leg, the main thing is that he can't send warmth to Sister Zhong at night, which he absolutely can't tolerate.

"Let go, don't you know if men and women give or receive kisses?" Zhong Juwan glanced at Tang Ci grabbing her palm, and said angrily.

Tang Ci glanced at Zhong Yuwan, why didn't you know if men and women kissed when you turned over on the horse this morning.

"Then you let me pinch your feet." Tang Ci let go of his hand and retorted.

"When did I let you pinch my feet?" Zhong Yingwan asked rhetorically.

"Just now, you put your foot on my lap and gave me a look, didn't you ask me to pinch your foot." Tang's words are conclusive.

"I told you to move over there, who told you to pinch my feet!" Zhong Juwan said confidently.

"You're right." Tang Ci glanced at Zhong Yuwan and said.

"Of course I'm justified, you dog thing not only plotted against my feet, but also took off my socks, and then actually took them to smell, why are you so perverted." Zhong Juwan looked at Tang Ci with a disdainful expression of disgust.

"I ...... I'm going to help you smell your athlete's foot. Tang Ci quibbled.

"Athlete's foot! You're the athlete's foot! Zhong Yuwan raised her little foot angrily and kicked it in Tang Ci's face, although she didn't use much strength, it must still hurt a kick.

Tang Ci's eyes were quick, he grabbed Zhong Yuwan's little feet, and then put them under his nose and sniffed them gently, deliberately showing a look of intoxication on his face.

"Emma, that's so fragrant."

Zhong Juwan: "......"

This beast really can't be kept.

With one kick, Tang Ci's ass was successfully transferred from the sofa to the ground.

Tang Ci patted his buttocks, got up from the ground, and sat back on the sofa, not caring at all.

Teacher Zhong is obviously rewarding him, what does he have to mind.

"If you have the ability, you can kick me again!" Tang Ci turned his head to look at Zhong Yuwan, straightened his chest, and said with an arrogant face.

With a plop, Tang Ci fell to the ground again.

"You're really capable." Tang Ci got up from the ground, rubbed his ass with bared teeth, and said to Zhong Juwan.

"Poof~" Zhong Yingwan looked at Tang Ci's appearance and couldn't help laughing, her smile was particularly charming.

"Come here and give me rare and rare, dog things." Zhong Juwan moved her body inside, patted the vacant position, and said to Tang Ci.

"If you want to be rare, you can be rare, why are you so powerful." Tang Ci rubbed his ass and said with a disapprehensive expression.

"Huh?" Zhong Yingwan's willow eyebrows were slightly raised, and her eyes looked at Tang Ci faintly.

"Sister Zhong is the best." Tang Ci said, hurriedly came to Zhong Yuwan and sat down, and said very obediently.

There is an old Chinese saying that those who know the times are the best ones.

"Then tell your sister, what's so powerful about your sister?" Zhong Juwan stretched out her hand and gently pinched Tang Ci's cheek, and asked with a smile.

Tang Ci glanced at Zhong Juwan seriously, his gaze stayed on Zhong Juwan's flat lower abdomen, and said solemnly:

"You can have children."

Zhong Juwan: "......"

"The old lady gave birth to your grandmother's legs!" Zhong Juwan raised her little hand and looked at Tang Ci's brain.

"Hiss......" Tang Ci rubbed his head, looked at Zhong Xuanwan, and changed the topic: "That...... My parents didn't say when they would be back. ”

This is about to enter the transcendent world full of dangers, and I don't know how to come back to see him, in case there are three long and two short......

Forget it, they wouldn't even say a word to him.

"What, let them come back to see how majestic you are, and find two wives who are like flowers?" Zhong Juwan glanced at Tang Ci and mocked.

"Of course, I'm so good, of course I want to share it with them." Tang Ci said proudly.

If you don't go home to show off this kind of thing like finding two wives, isn't it like walking at night in brocade clothes.

"Okay, I'll call them and tell them to come back and drink your wine, don't worry, your dad is very powerful, it won't take a few minutes to arrive."

Zhong Xuanwan said, reaching for the mobile phone on the coffee table.

"Don't! Other! I'm kidding! Tang Ci grabbed Zhong Yingwan's little hand and said.

"Are you kidding? Do you mean you don't want to marry me, you want me to give you a local lover? Zhong Juwan said coldly.

"No, I didn't mean that."

"And what do you mean?"

"I mean...... We can't rush it now, after all, our identities ...... We should slowly lay the groundwork, test what the two elders mean, let them prepare themselves, and then tell them about our relationship. Tang Ci said seriously.

"You still know your identity, so you dare to spoil me?" Zhong Xuan said gently.

Tang Ci: "......"

O brave knightess, how can you say such a contrary to your conscience.

Tang Ci quietly glanced at Zhong Yuwan's conscience, it was very big, but I didn't know what color it was.

"Okay, didn't you say that you want to test it first, you take your phone and send a message to your dad, just say that you seem to like me, try what their reaction is." Zhong Juwan said, reaching for the trouser pocket on Tang Ci's waist.

"Don't." Tang Ci stretched out his hand and covered his pocket like a chaste martyr.

If he dared to try this, his old father would surely let him die.

At this moment, an abrupt WeChat prompt sound sounded from his pocket, Tang Ci glanced at Zhong Xuanwan, and then quickly took out his mobile phone and took a look.

Bandit Leader: [What's the matter with the boy that Xiaowan likes?] What did you introduce? I heard that it is very flowery? Are you tired of being a rabbit cub? 】

Through the screen, Tang Ci seemed to be able to smell the strong smell of gunpowder on Tang's father?

"Who, did the little lover send it to you?" Zhong Juwan said, and reached for the phone in Tang Ci's hand, "Take a look at my sister." ”

"No, it's my personal privacy, you can't look at it." Tang Ci refused with a serious expression.

"Oh, that's right." Zhong Juwan lightly tapped her fair chin, then stretched out her hand and took the mobile phone on the coffee table, and said casually:

"I'll tell my brother about it, saying that I am pregnant with the child of the old Tang family, and ask him if he likes the little nephew or the little niece, and what is the better name."

"What privacy is not private, I have never had privacy with Sister Zhong." Tang Ci said, and handed the mobile phone to Zhong Yuwan without hesitation.

"Forget it, this kind of good news should tell my brother later." Zhong Juwan glanced at Tang Ci, who was very knowledgeable about current affairs, put her mobile phone back on the coffee table, and then took Tang Ci's mobile phone and opened WeChat to take a look.

"Tsk, bandit leader, is this note quite chic, I have to take a screenshot and send it to him." Zhong Juwan looked at her phone and said with interest.

"Don't, don't, aunt, you're okay, don't add fuel to the fire." Tang Ci hurriedly begged for mercy.

The smell of gunpowder is already quite sufficient, and if you send this screenshot again, you will have to explode it directly.

As for the remarks of the bandit leader...... If you have nothing to do, you will come to him to fight the autumn wind, isn't that the bandit leader.

"Call my wife." Zhong Juwan glanced at Tang Ci, quietly pressed the voice button, and said.

"Wife." Tang Ci did not hesitate and said without hesitation.

Such a beautiful big sister, what's wrong with calling a wife, it's okay to call it for a lifetime.

In the next second, Zhong Yuwan easily opened her fingers and sent her voice over.

Soon, there was a reply from the other side, and it was a voice reply.

"You little rabbit cub didn't wake up, I'm your old man!" In the voice, Tang's father's voice was particularly angry.

Tang Ci: "......"

The shaft hurts me!

"Okay, I won't bother you, you can talk to your wife." Zhong Juwan said, threw the phone back to Tang Ci, then turned on the TV, and happily looked at Tom and Jerry.

Tang Ci: "......"

And let him clean up the mess.

Last night it was, and this morning too, he changed the sheets three times alone, do you know how he spends his life!

Tang Ci silently picked up his mobile phone, sat aside, and began to reply to Tang's father's message.

A few minutes later, a beautiful snake crawled on top of him.

Zhong Juwan put her arms around Tang Ci's neck, gently placed her chin on Tang Ci's shoulder, and looked at Tang Ci's mobile phone screen.

"Let me be Kangkang, how did you reply to my future father-in-law."

Tang Ci: "......"

Good guy, changed the name so quickly.

"Tsk, you're pretty good at fooling." Zhong Juwan smacked her lips and said in a weird way.

Tang Ci didn't speak, and a touch of pride emerged in his heart, for his unreliable old father, he had very rich combat experience.

In just a few minutes, he successfully redressed himself and made Tang's father believe that he was not the one he introduced to Zhong Yingwan.

Bandit Leader: [Do you know the person Xiao Wan likes?] 】

Tang Ci was about to reply, but Zhong Juwan on the side snatched Tang Ci's mobile phone and quickly replied:

[Yes, it's a good brother of mine.] 】

"You ......" Tang Ci snatched back his mobile phone and turned his head to look at Zhong Yuwan with some anger.

Now it's okay, all the previous efforts are wasted, and all the previous flickers are in vain.

"Don't be angry, sister, kiss." Zhong Yuwan said, smiling and kissing Tang Ci on the cheek.

Tang Ci: "......"

It's been manipulated.

A few minutes later, Tang Ci finally finished coping with Daddy Tang's interrogation with his clever little brain, and the chat came to an end, ready to say goodbye to Daddy Tang.

In the next second, Zhong Juwan snatched the phone again while Tang was unprepared, and then quickly sent a message:

[Dad, I seem to like two girls at the same time, what should I do? 】

"You!"

"Don't be angry, my sister will touch your legs." Zhong Juwan said, took Tang Ci's palm and put it on her fair and tender legs.

Tang Ci turned his head to look at Zhong Juwan, threw away the phone in his hand, and pushed Zhong Juwan down on the sofa.

"What are you going to do?" Zhong Yingwan's beautiful eyes looked at Tang Ci, her eyes full of vigilance.

Tang Ci didn't speak, and rushed towards Zhong Yuwan.

"Help, it's not ......" Zhong Xuanwan shouted as she struggled.

Tang Ci covered Zhong Xuanwan's small mouth, and looked at Zhong Xuanwan viciously, "Don't make a noise, or you will be killed!" ”

Two minutes was enough, Tang Ci was tied to the sofa with a rope and a white cotton sock in his mouth.

"Hmm...... Uh-huh......"

"Don't make a sound, or you're going to be sharked!" Zhong Juwan held a dagger in her hand and shook it in front of Tang Ci.

The little face is fierce and vicious.