Chapter 52: Dancing God
We followed Lu Xiaodao into her house, and as soon as the door of the house was opened, there was a musty smell coming to our faces. It's very cold inside, and it's surprisingly cold without air conditioning in the summer.
The windows were sturdy and shrouded by curtains, and there was no light at all, and it was like a cellar, and I couldn't see my fingers.
Lu Xiaodao turned on the light, and the bulb didn't know if it was 25 watts, which was not much stronger than a kerosene lamp. This house is also really poor, and the walls are not even white, and they are bare.
There was a sleeping man lying on the bed, dressed in tatters, with a nose on his face, and that thing, sleeping soundly.
But his face was very bad, and when he looked forward, there was a black gas in the center of his eyebrows.
Lu Xiaodao said that this is her brother, Lu Lao's second. Her brother goes to bed every morning, and when it gets dark at night, he wakes up on time, yelling, stupid, and sometimes he can say two words, but most of the time he can't understand what he is talking about, and he bites people when he catches them.
I asked Hu Xiaodie to see if the people who came out of the horse could see things, and the fairy family had the final say.
Hu Xiaodie walked to the side of the bed and looked at it twice, thought for a moment, and then turned to leave.
Lu Xiaodao and Song Dabao were a little confused, in fact, I was quite puzzled, but I still explained to them: "I can't see anything about this now." Your brother may have been confused by something, I'll go back and prepare something, and we'll come back when it gets dark. ”
After speaking, I didn't wait for Lu Xiaodao to react, and called Song Dabao to leave.
Song Dabao was still a little scared after entering the house, and he didn't dare to enter the house. As soon as I screamed, I followed me in a fart, and I gave him some money to buy some bottles of wine, a roast chicken, and some snacks.
Song Dabao took the money and went happily, this immortal family made a move, eating and drinking, incense and candles and tributes could not be missing, this is a row of noodles, and it is also a rule, without these things, it seems to be disrespectful to the immortal family.
Although Hu Xiaodie is really here, the process is indispensable.
I asked Hu Xiaodie: What's the matter, can you clean it up?
After seeing Lu Lao Er, I have a number in my heart, I must be entangled in something.
Foxes and demons, elves and ghosts. There are five kinds of people who can get on and can entangle people, so what is on Lu Lao Er's body, I still haven't figured it out.
But I don't know, as long as the fairy family knows.
"After dark, let's go back and see what happens," Hu said. Take Xu Qing with him this time, his Rakshasa life is useful here. ”
I nodded, and went back to the hostel to see, good guys, a few people had already set the table and were ready to eat. The two of us came back just right, so we sat down directly, and Chen Yuanyuan, who was originally sitting at the little third master, moved to next to me, thoughtfully served me vegetables, and made my heart warm.
Oops, this girl is so sensible.
The two girls moved their positions, which made the little third master a little depressed, and he wanted to have a few drinks with me while carrying a bottle of white.
Then how can I coax in front of women, come, go!
The brothers are good, five leaders, six six, seven Qiao, eight horses......
To be honest, I don't drink very well. However, the wine in the south is not as strong as that in the northeast, two or three glasses are fine, but if there are more, it will be a little red.
Hu Xiaodie said: There is something to do at night, don't drink too much.
The little third master stopped doing it, slapped the wine bowl, and said with a big tongue: When a man speaks, what does a woman interject?
Hu Xiaodie sneered on the spot, and I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Okay, okay, I'll be here first today." I have to do something serious later, Xu Qing will go out with me tonight, Yuanyuan and Qianqian, you will stay with the little third master, if there is anything strange, tell the little third master.
Chen Yuanyuan was a little worried: Brother Liu, is it dangerous?
I shook my head: "It should be fine, there is an immortal family, don't worry." ”
Ye Qianqian was very curious and asked if she could go over and see it.
I said, "No, you forgot why you promised me?" When you enter the village, you have to listen to me.
Ye Qianqian pursed her lips, but still agreed.
Soon it was dark, and the wine was gone. Song Dabao came to me with something, I went over with Xu Qing, Hu Xiaodie went back to her room, meditated, and when I came out, she would show her Dharma body again.
In fact, the immortal family generally rarely has a real body to do it with people, the Dharma body is convenient, even if the Dharma body loses, it will be fine if it is scattered, at most it will recuperate. But the true body is the foundation of cultivation, and if it hurts, it will kill you.
Blown by the night wind, my wine is a little on the top. The guy who was carrying the meal in his hand, what kind of Wenwang drum, mountain whip, waist drum bell, humming a small tune in his mouth.
Xu Qing asked me: Brother Liu, what are you humming? Strange and good.
I proudly said to him: This is the trick of moving troops, and I will ask God to use it. Do you want to learn? I'll teach you.
Xu Qing waved his hand and scratched his head and said, "I'll forget it, my profession is not suitable." ”
I smiled, I was joking. That thing, you Rakshasa is singing the trick of moving the army, and ordinary ghosts, fairies and goblins really don't dare to come.
didn't expect an unintentional word to be heard in the ears of someone with a heart. The so-called speaker is unintentional, and the listener is intentional, so Song Dabao, who was following aside, carefully leaned over and asked: Can you teach me this tune?
I said, "Aren't you behind your ears?" Why is this so spiritual?
Song Dabao said that he didn't know, so he listened to me humming the tune of the military trick, the forehead, the brain, just a little numb, cool, it felt very special, and a little comfortable, and the tune drilled into his ears.
When I heard this, I was even more puzzled.
Because the trick of moving troops out of the horse is actually different in each hall, the words are their own words, only this tune is the same and unchanged, the drum beat, the rhyme, the tune, is the key to communicating between heaven and earth and the immortals.
This Song Dabao, does he have the talent for this?
I said okay, when I get to Lu Laoer's house later, I will sing it in its entirety, and you will listen to it next to you and see how much you can remember.
While talking, I arrived at Lu Laoer's house, and the hot girl Lu Xiaodao sat in the courtyard to eat, supporting a bench, and the lights were blind. When he saw us coming, he quickly wiped his mouth and stood up.
I said, "Okay, I'll go out later, and you can put a few dollars on my altar." No more, not too little, and you don't have to worry too much.
Lu Xiaodao heard that I was going to collect money, and his face was a little suspicious, obviously afraid of being deceived. I don't care, I have also discussed with Xu Qing before, if Lu Xiaodao can't get the money, let him take it first.
It is necessary to press the court money when going out, this is the rule, a steel hammer is not too little, and a stack of big bills is not too much.
When he opened the door and entered the house, Lu Lao Er had already woken up, sitting on the bed, stupid and stupid, and his eyes were not focused. Staring at us, he laughed weirdly, and while laughing, he also grinded his teeth, and he listened to the panic.
I pretended to be calm, didn't talk nonsense, put on my clothes, took my King Wen drum, drove the mountain whip, wrapped the waist drum bell, put on the tribute, lit incense and candles, and hummed the trick of moving the army in my mouth.
I gave Xu Qing a look and motioned to him if Lu Xiaodao didn't pay for it, let him take some and press it.
Unexpectedly, the table trembled, and many crumpled banknotes and steel hammers were pressed against the entrance of the hall.
Lu Xiaodao's hand trembled slightly, and his eyes looked at me with suspicion and expectation.
So what else is there to say? Walking! I struck the drum of King Wen hard with the whip in my hand.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
The drum beat one after the other, accompanied by the melody of the move. This kind of melody has been handed down from ancient times, and the official may wish to look for it on the Internet, and there are also it. If you listen to it too much, you will feel like your brain is buzzing.
In fact, generally speaking, this horse has a partner, the god of the main thing, and a second god who is responsible for singing and beating the drum. But I haven't been able to find a suitable two gods, so I'm all doing the work of the two gods by myself, alas, let's do it alive.
As my humming and drumming reached the climax, Lu Lao Er on the bed made a threatening voice in his mouth: "Where did the junior come from, dare to come here and take care of grandpa's affairs?" Don't hurry up yet! ”
The voice was so scary, old and gloomy, it scared Lu Xiaodao to sit down, and Xu Qing immediately pulled out his baton to defend himself.
But at this moment, a sudden gust of wind blew into the room.
I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, this is the immortal family is here.
"Hu Jiaxian on Qingqiu Mountain, go down to the mortal world and cross the world. You have a lot of mouth, you dare to call me grandpa, and you can't come out yet! Hu Xiaodie's voice was calm with the domineering spirit unique to a Northeast girl, picked up the Wenwang drum, and hit it hard!
Boom!
It sounded like thunder, and everyone who listened to it had a pain in their brains. That Lu Lao Er opened his mouth and let out a loud scream, the breath exhaled from his mouth was all black, and red light appeared in his eyes!