I drank all the time last night, and when I woke up the next day, my brain hurt a little. As soon as the door opened, boom! What a smell! The smell of the little third master's feet and the smell of alcohol almost smoked me.

"Get up, hurry up and wash! This smell! "I kicked Xiao Sanye and Song Dabao awake with one kick by one, and then went to the bathroom, washed my face, and sobered up.

Looking at the dark circles under my eyes in the mirror, I remembered a strange dream I had last night.

In the dream, in a daze, a group of men and horses came to the front with the wind, including soldiers and soldiers, all dressed formally. Out of a car came a man in a suit and leather shoes, the man's appearance was a little strange, his face was very white, and his facial features seemed to be painted.

The man walked up to me and said in a faint voice: "I don't know if the adult has arrived, and I have missed the welcome." This official Xue Ming, the local six-grade green robe judge. ”

Hearing the man's words, I woke up and understood, this is our local Yin and Yang Division judge. The centaurs behind him should be the staff of the Yin and Yang Division.

I hurriedly returned the salute in my dream, a little flattered: "Lord Xue is too polite, I am not newly sentenced, Lord Xue misunderstood..."

"Where, please also ask the adults to change their robes to verify their identity." Xue Ming said without saying anything.

As he spoke, the man's suit suddenly changed.

An invisible momentum rose from him, and a majestic judge's green robe was draped on his body in the blink of an eye, with thirteen jade belts and black crowns. The wide robe has large sleeves, the hem is longer, and the robe is brocade, and the style and robe pattern are the ancient official uniforms of the Han family in China.

If you talk about grades, the six states are the same.

It's just that his chest is not an official uniform bird, but a big seal character: Sheng!

Behind it is also a big seal font: Death!

Life and death clothes, judges' robes.

I watched in amazement as his robes changed, and this was the first time I had seen the real judge so clearly, wearing the robes of the Judge representing the Yin and Yang Division.

Xue Ming also looked at me, the expression on his face was a little stiff, but it was obvious that his expression changed from indifference to surprise, and then he gasped, and then observed for a moment and suddenly said in a calm tone: "Bold!" Are you child's play? How can you desecrate this robe, and do not quickly take away the testimonies! ”

His voice was a little urgent, a little angry.

I wondered, what do you mean? How do you say it well, suddenly turned your face?

When I looked down again, I realized that the clothes on my body had also unconsciously changed into judges' robes. Dressed in a dark red robe, wearing the word 'life and death', the majestic aura revealed was a little more than Xue Ming, and when I took a closer look, there was a looming black python swimming on the dark red robe.

Flashing and flashing, it turned into a black python for a while, and turned into a golden seal for a while.

I looked up and explained to Xue Ming: "It's not that I changed with a spell, it's that the robe is like this. If you don't believe it, you can try it. ”

Xue Ming's face was full of suspicion and weirdness, he looked at me again, and then at the dark red robe on my body, I don't know what he was thinking. But when I said, 'You can try,' it wasn't necessary.

The judge's robe seems to have some kind of induction between each other, and I can sense that the judge's robe on Xue Ming's body is real. Then I think Xue Ming should also be able to feel that the judge's robe on my body is real.

Saying 'try' is actually a trick to give him an explanation for what he just said.

Sure enough, Xue Ming slowly shook his head and said, "I don't have to, it's just that Xia Guan was a little too excited for a while, and I ask my lord to forgive me." From ancient times to the present, the big red robe, the first judgment is only Zhong Daju, Cui Erju, and the two are only. The one on your body, although the color is dull, is undoubtedly a poinsettia robe in style and color..."

I understood, it turned out that Xue Ming thought that I deliberately used a spell to turn the judge's robe into the style of a first-class judge. It's no wonder that people suddenly turn their faces in anger, which is tantamount to openly offending the majesty of the Yin and Yang Division!

I hurriedly explained the reason for the origin of my judge's robe, and after listening to what I said, Xue Ming finally understood.

I saw that he was a little skeptical, as if he was thinking about something. I know that this is because the judge's robe has a great stake, and it is not allowed to be sloppy in maintaining yin and yang. But the judge's robe and the impermanent seal on my body are also real, and I can't fake them.

After a while, Xue Ming nodded and said, "I see, no wonder I haven't received an order from the Yin and Yang Division." Today, I suddenly sensed that there was a judge in the city, so I came here to see it. Since Lord Liu is the judge of the Yang world, you and I are colleagues, and we jointly lead the official affairs of the Yin and Yang Division here. The two judges are in the same place, which is rare in ancient times, and I will take a look at some official affairs for you......"

When I heard this, I hurriedly waved my hand and excused myself: "Lord Xue, don't." First, I'm not a real judge, but in name only. Second, I didn't accept the fate of the Yin and Yang Division, and let me manage things in violation of the rules. You should still watch and deal with this official matter yourself, but I will stand up here, and I will inevitably deal with Xudu in the future, and I will have to take care of Lord Xue here. ”

Just kidding, without this diamond, why should I do that porcelain work?

Xue Ming was obviously just polite, and he really assigned 'official business' to me, a layman judge, to do it, and he probably didn't feel at ease. When he saw that I shirked, he also got off the donkey.

"I can't talk about it, since Lord Liu is in this realm, if there is anything to do, if you say something that can be done, I will naturally not refuse. When you set up the Qingfeng Monument King in the hall, come to my official office to go through the procedure, and I will give you the next approval. After saying this, Xue Ming paused, and seemed to think of something again, and explained it to me in detail.

"Lord Liu is at this moment, both a person from the yang world and an official from the yin world. There are some things that you may not know very well, but the Onmyoji does not enter into the world's disputes, but only maintains the operation of reincarnation. Therefore, there are some fierce and ruthless things, and it is not convenient for the Yin and Yang Division to interfere, so please understand. ”

Xue Ming's words also gave me a secret. It's that the Yin and Yang Division is only responsible for dealing with the reincarnation of ghosts and maintaining Yin and Yang.

If I fight with the ghost king somewhere, or fight with other immortal halls, Xue Ming and his men will not care about these mortal trivial matters.

After saying these words, Xue Ming planned to go home.

Just as I was about to get in the car and leave, he suddenly looked back at me and stopped talking. In the end, he folded it back again, looked up and down at the judge's robe on my body, and said with a wry smile: "There is a sentence that maybe Lord Liu doesn't like to hear." If it is not necessary, do not show your official robe. ”

When I heard it, I was, what do you mean by that? That's what you say.

So I hurriedly asked: "Lord Xue, please tell me." ”

Xue Ming didn't put on an official show, looked at the sky, and said in a respectful tone: "Netherworld reincarnation is established by the Yama Divine Monarch. In order to maintain reincarnation, determine the good and evil of the soul, and determine the past life, the Yama Divine Monarch established the Yin and Yang Division and set up the position of judge, which you also know. But later, the Yama Divine Monarch left, and the Netherworld had no owner, and the ghost kings of the ten directions began to compete, fighting for power, and maintaining the reincarnation of the capital and stabilizing the order of the Netherworld with two poinsettia robes. For countless years, these two great judges have enforced the law impartially all year round, and they have also offended many fierce and evil ghosts, ghost kings and demon lords, and those two adults are naturally free of taboos. But you are different, if those ghost kings and demon lords know that there is such a red-robed judge as you in the yang world, I'm afraid it will ......"

Xue Ming's words were all here, and he left.

But my heart is complicated, and I can't help but want to ask the seventh master who is working overtime in the immortal jade, whether he knows that he may have caused me a big trouble.

Shaking my head and looking at myself in the mirror with a haggard look, I decided not to think about it so much yet. The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, even if they are really angry, if there is any ghost king and demon king who comes to settle accounts, I still have a fairy family!

I was thinking that my immortal family could give me a little psychological comfort, and as soon as I got out of the bathroom, I heard the little third master rubbing his sleepy eyes, grabbing his belly and asking, "Little Liuzi, it's almost noon, what are you doing?" The circles under his eyes are black and look like a national treasure. Don't say that my brother didn't take care of you, go, take you to eat your kidneys, and make up for it. ”

As soon as he heard that he was eating his waist, Song Dabao stood up immediately, good guy, as if he had a spring on his buttocks.

"No, no, no, don't eat it, my waist is over."

I picked up the pillow on the ground and threw it at Xiao Sanye, and then stuffed the new toiletries to Song Dabao, told him to go into the bathroom to wash, and then knocked on Hu Xiaodie's door.

Push the door in, oh, the big fox more than a meter long fell asleep on the bed, the blue and white fur was soft and fluffy, not to mention how beautiful. She opened her eyes and glanced at me, her natural fox eyes were a little drunk, and she asked me with her eyes: What's the matter?

I leaned against the door frame and didn't enter the house, and said to her: "Lin Qiaoniang and her mother want to go to my hall, you and the little third master have a hard trip, take them to resolve their grievances." ”