On the train, Zhang Youzhi was sullen.

"What's the matter, this expression is like a rabbit being pouted, ah~Open your mouth, it's so good~"

Look at this metaphor, or how can you be a language teacher?

Watching Li Douyu coax himself like a child, Zhang Youzhi couldn't cry or laugh.

"If you're like this, others will misunderstand you when they see you."

Li Douyu looked around and found that the passengers around him were all looking at him like ghosts, and even the flight attendants didn't dare to come over, but she didn't care.

"What's this, the first seven should eat something good, come, ah~"

Well, today is Zhang Youzhi's first seventh, the first seventh of the burial, from the funeral to the present, exactly seven days. Since the "resurrection" to the present, everything is normal except for a little headache from time to time.

"You say, I'm dead or alive now?" Zhang Youzhi looked at his body and sighed inexplicably.

"In my eyes, you are alive, you are a dead ball in society, you see, since you came back to life, that white company has revoked the blocking of your privacy name, and a search for Zhang Youzhi on Baidu is full of videos of you being cut in half. Your tombstone is about to become a scenic spot, how many Internet celebrities have come to sprinkle wine and shoot videos for you, and the nearby barbecue stalls and egg scrubber stalls have all passed by. The local government is ready to hold a memorial service for you, if nothing else, to collect admission fees to promote local economic development. ”

Zhang Youzhi was embarrassed.

"It's a shame that your parents don't know how to use the Internet, otherwise you'd have to be scared crazy." Li Douyu gave him a blank look.

"Your ID card, I still have a backup here, I guess it can't be used, I tried to buy a ticket with your ID card when I got on the high-speed rail, and the conductor asked me if I had an urn, and I needed to check it in."

"In other words, the entire country's household registration network has now synchronized the information of your death, and you can't explain it. You can't tell the police you're resurrected, can you? Li Douyu counted them one by one on his fingers.

"Society is dead."

"It's okay, spend money to get a fake certificate, buy you a fake identity, you can live the same life, Zhang Youzhi will die if he dies, and the big winter melon will not die." Li Douyu didn't care.

"It's okay, find No. 2, he'll fix it for me." Zhang Youzhi spoke confidently.

The two S-class emotional disaster carriers asked him if he was afraid.

……

"So...... Your whole company made such a medicine?! ”

At Bai Yujing's company headquarters, Zhang Youzhi looked at No. 2 in disbelief.

Number Two shrugged his shoulders and said he couldn't do anything

"No, if you think about it, I can't be stuck in this world without being alive. So what am I, a game bug? Zhang Youzhi shook his head decisively.

"Do you really think that thing is a jelly bean, it's not easy to make one, you drink this first." No. 2 handed Zhang Youzhi a cup of An Muxi.

Zhang Youzhi plugged in the straw and habitually fed Li Douyu.

"What did you drink, what did you do for her?" Two hurriedly stopped.

Zhang Youzhi glanced at him and took a sip of yogurt.

"One hundred and a half thousand." Number Two spoke lightly.

"If you say that, we'll blow ourselves up." Zhang Youzhi picked up a knife and put it across his neck.

Li Douyu did the same, picked up a knife and put it across his neck.

Number 2: ......

This little couple is really, it seems that they have that serious illness.

After drinking the yogurt, Zhang Youzhi felt warm in his body, especially his head, which felt empty and very comfortable.

"This thing is called [Corpse Fluttering Milk] Now everyone can see you, but you have to pay attention, you have no life characteristics, your body is cold, there is no heartbeat, of course there is no breathing, and you can't feel pain." Number Two said.

"Then I'm not a dead man?" Zhang Youzhi touched his cold body, very worried.

"You are a dead man." Two glanced at him.

Li Douyu pinched Zhang Youzhi's face, felt it close to his chest, and finally said worriedly: "It's a little cold, it should be very comfortable to hold in summer, what to do in winter." ”

"We'll talk about it in the winter." No. 2 really didn't want to grind with this little couple, so he handed over the two contracts.

"You two signed."

[Bai Yujing Company Non-Staff Personnel Agreement, Final Version]

[Bai Yujing Company's Supernumerary Personnel Agreement, Eating Melon Version]

"No, why don't contracts be treated equally?" Zhang Youzhi didn't understand.

"If you want Li Douyu to participate in the rescue of various disasters and accidents, let her change it for you." Number Two slouched his mouth.

"Then I'll be born and die, and you're not afraid of accidents?" Zhang Youzhi handed the contract for eating melons to Li Douyu and opened his mouth curiously.

"You are a dead person, what are you afraid of, don't worry, even if you are blown to pieces, a bottle of corpse fluttering milk can save you back. There are not many employees like you who don't feel pain, are not afraid of radiation, don't suffocate, and don't need to rest. ”

The more Zhang Youzhi touched what he said, the more he felt that something was wrong.

"I have human rights, right?" Zhang Youzhi asked tentatively.

"Yes~" No. 2 smiled weirdly.

It's Li Douyu, Zhang Youzhi knows that this girl has a big heart, and she doesn't care about anything else except herself.

But she didn't expect her heart to be so big that she signed the contract without saying a word. ”

"How did you sign so decisively?" Zhang Youzhi asked her.

"You owe a life to other people's companies, I don't hurry up to work to make money, how can I pay them back?" Li Douyu didn't care.

This girl can still carry it.

Since this is the case, Zhang Youzhi did not hesitate and wrote his name in the signature column.

Number Two handed over two new mobile phones, one for each of them.

"Employee benefits?" Zhang Youzhi was surprised.

"Two thousand bucks." No. 2 registered him a Bai Yujing account.

"There is a points mall here, you and your girlfriend each have an initial point of 10,000, and your authority is the person in charge of the benchmarking area. There are tasks to be received here, of course, it is mainly you who receive the tasks, considering the particularity of Li Douyu, we will not let her participate in dangerous missions. ”

"This is the world map." No. 2 opened a map with seven continents and eight oceans.

"See these shining places on the map? These messy colors are all yes. As he spoke, Two pointed to the green dot of light.

"This is where the F-Class Emotional Disaster is happening."

"Yellow is D-grade, orange is C-grade, warm red is B-grade, bright red is A-grade, etc., why is there red on the map." No. 2 raised his head and looked at Zhang Youzhi.

"Look at what I'm doing, I don't know anything." Zhang Youzhi was stunned.

Zhang Youzhi saw the location of the red dot, probably in the Strait of Malacca.

Soon, Number Two came back after a phone call.

"What's going on?" Zhang Youzhi asked.

"Shipwrecked, a cruise ship with thousands of people hit the rocks." Two took a deep breath.

"How many people died?" Zhang Youzhi asked.

"It's being summed up, but this desperate mood has spread to the A-class, I'm afraid it will take a thousand people to start, and the rescue fleets of the surrounding countries have already rushed over."

"Aren't you predictable?" Zhang Youzhi asked curiously.

"Prediction is a prediction of things that have traces to follow, this kind of emergency, many times can not be predicted, can only be dealt with temporarily, what the company does is actually just to check and fill in the gaps, after all, the world is still very peaceful, the world's official forces will solve these things."

is also said that Zhang Youzhi once again enriched his cognition of Bai Yujing Company.