Wu Yong is in ecstasy, how can he lose if the flying dragon rides his face? Go up and send your head yourself, unless you're stupid.

Wang Youcai saw that the time was almost up, and after silently reciting 'wanton' in his heart, he also showed a sunny and confident smile, how could he be turned over by the flying dragon's face? It's simple, there is an unscientific crooked melon, and then just let the dragon knight crash by himself.

Wang Youcai's sunny smile even made Zhou Zijie feel a little dazzling, why is it so sunny, it is too much for a modifier with a mere expression to be really dazzling.

looked at it again, it turned out that the root of all evil was Zhang Wei, who used his mobile phone to turn on the flashlight and shine it on himself.

Zhou Zijie slapped over, "You are sick, what's wrong?" ”

Zhang Wei touched his head and said aggrievedly, "I don't know, I suddenly felt ambitious in my heart just now, and I remembered that you usually ignored my love, so I did it." ”

Under the wanton influence, except for Wang Youcai and Zhou Zijie, there have been changes of different magnitudes, both physical and psychological.

Wu Yong inexplicably laughed louder and louder, and even more and more persistently; The security team also began to stand no longer in peace, and a few people even stood in front of the mobile phone of the live broadcast and began to scratch their heads and gestures, trying to take advantage of this to re-ignite another different path.

What? Why can Zhou Zijie also be unresponsive to 'wanton'? That's naturally because Zhou Dashao's past life was also wanton and chic, and he never cared about other people's eyes.

After Wang Youcai saw the effect, he stepped forward and asked Wu Yong, "What made you stand on this stage?" ”

？？？ Zhou Zijie and the audience in the live broadcast room put a question mark in their minds at the same time, what the hell, did you miss an episode?

Zhang Wei translated next to him, "Why are you opening this live broadcast today?" ”

Although some of the small doubts in Zhou Zijie's mind disappeared, now there are bigger questions, why do you understand what Wang Youcai means, what did you two do secretly behind my back? Why do I live like an outsider in a room of three people, and aren't you two the farthest apart?

At this time, Wu Yong also seemed to pick up the microphone to promote his acceptance speech, "Naturally, it's because of this stupid audience in the live broadcast room." ”

As soon as these words came out, a stone suddenly stirred up a thousand waves, and they all said that this was a sudden oxygen intake and drink high? This kind of talk is not worth the loss for the sake of the show.

Wu Yong's little face was red, and he grabbed Wang Youcai's shoulder and said, "I used to see so many Internet celebrities making money at will, and I was still wondering how they did it, but I tried it for the first time today and found that it is really foolish that they are never afraid of not being enough, and they only need a little incitement, and they will happily choose to believe what they like to hear, and they don't even need any evidence." ”

As he spoke, he patted Wang Youcai's face with his hand with a smile, "I think you should have a deep understanding of this matter, the victim of public opinion, the poor worm passing by, hahahaha." ”

Zhou Zijie looked at Wu Yong in surprise, what the hell is wrong with this guy? I'm going to be able to push the crystal right away.,If you have to wave this picture.,Forget about the wave.,How long is it going to be a wave.。

In a shock, one of the security teams under Wu Yong also began to blow himself up, and one of them hugged his mobile phone and began to talk to him, "I'll just say that we are the smartest." used to lead us to get paid if we didn't go to work every day, but yesterday we were told directly, prepare well today, and see how he performed the story of bullying three Internet celebrities and deceiving a group of fools by the way. ”

The man pointed to a barrage and said, "You don't even know who a group of fools are, no wonder it's fools, isn't it you, our boss said, just fool around today, and let all of our brothers be Internet celebrities tomorrow." Long live the Boss. ”

As the man shouted in unison, the rest of the rabble began shouting, 'Long live the boss.' ’

Wu Yong smiled and waved his hand frantically, "You're polite, you're polite, this honor belongs to everyone, not me, and there will be fools in the future." ”

Zhou Zijie was ecstatic, "Stable, stable, this group of people is addicted to self-detonation, and we don't need to interfere at all, and after a while, maybe they can achieve the highest achievement that they have sent themselves into." ’

Wang Youcai glanced at the barrage, and almost everyone began to be angry, and they all shouted to their faces that they were playing fools, no matter how good their temper was, an honest person couldn't stand such a toss.

But Wang Youcai knew that this step was far from enough, Wu Yong just angered his so-called fans and cut off his dream of stardom.

After Wu Yong sobers up, he can still charge the so-called reasonable and legal property fees with himself, and he can't just do it with all the twists and turns, this wave must kill two birds with one stone.

Under normal circumstances, Wang Youcai still needs to guide Wu Yong at this moment if he wants to do this, but just now a genius security guard under him took the initiative to mention that 'he will still get paid if he doesn't go to work', so he simply saved himself too much trouble.

Wang Youcai asked with a smile, "Manager Wu, then I just want to know how you let you and your little brothers get paid for nothing, you are so smart, you must not mind sharing it with everyone." ”

As soon as he heard this, several security guards who had just not been in the limelight suddenly began to argue, just in order to show up more and show off, maybe after making Wu Yong happy, it is not a dream to be promoted to become rich, marry Bai Fumei, become CEO, and go straight to the peak of life.

"I said, let me speak first."

"You say, you know a fart, you have to let me come first."

"I came the earliest, and you guys really know a fart."

……

At this time, the person who shouted 'Long live the boss' at the beginning jumped out again, holding his mobile phone in one hand and pointing at the group of security guards with the other and scolding, "Grab and rob, day by day you know that doing this is nothing, get out of the way." ”

Then there is a camera turned to Wu Yong, "This kind of professional matter, of course, our boss has to explain it himself", said and glanced at the barrage, "Hey, you fools, you dare to scold my boss, wait for me to ban you all." ”

Wu Yong was also relieved when he heard this sycophant, and secretly thought, "This kid has a future, and his words are also deep in my heart, go back and find an opportunity to be promoted, he seems to be called Liu Jun, and immediately let him be my personal brother, haha." ’

Although Wu Yong seemed to feel that something was wrong with any link at the moment, he still took over the conversation proudly, the problem, what the problem can be, it is all a trivial matter, and I will be able to make a name for myself in this wave.

Wu Yong patted his stomach, "Ahem, since everyone is kind, then I'll say a few words." ”

Liu Jun directly took the lead in applauding, "Well said, one more sentence." ”

Zhou Zijie looked confused, where did you find this strange thing, I'm really good at cheering, coach, I also want to learn this.

The coach secretly said that it is useless if you want to learn, this thing depends on talent.

At the same time, there is a trace of heartbeat in my heart, and I want to take this kind of professional talent into my pocket, and there are always a few days every month, once I am in a bad mood, emo, listen to these two empathetic sycophants and resurrect them directly on the spot.

Wu Yong listened to the applause with a look of enjoyment, and after a few seconds, his right hand was raised and his fist was clenched, signaling that the applause would stop, and Liu Jun really obediently stopped moving.

Wang Youcai couldn't help but sigh, under the 'wanton' emotion, he can shoot the sycophants so successfully, without stealing the slightest limelight from the central character, he is really a key talent that can be shaped, at this moment, Wang Youcai and Zhou Zijie have once again reached the heart of the heart.

After Wu Yong glanced at Liu Jun approvingly, he continued, "Since everyone wants to know so much about how I don't work to make money, then I won't hide my secrets. It's very simple, it is to become a property manager in a high-end community, and then ignore everything and just charge high property fees. ”

When Wang Youcai heard that this was directly to the climax, he couldn't help but prick up his ears and sneer, "Then what if those people don't give money?" ”

Wu Yong heard it, hey, I really got to the point, if I let myself say it plainly, it would be really boring, this person also has a vision, and when you collect property fees, consider seeing if you want to give this person a discount.

"So that's why I deliberately chose a high-end community, some people may not live here often, so whether I have services or not, he doesn't know, he must pay obediently; There are also some people who know that I don't have a service and naturally don't want to give me money, but those who can afford to buy a house in this realm are rich people, so I stalk him every day, and he is also afraid that I will ruin my reputation, so I will grit my teeth and endure it, so I should break the fortune and eliminate the disaster. ”

said hehe laughed, "There is the last one, you really have to take a small notebook and memorize it, it's all dry goods, there is no nonsense." ”

"This last kind of person is poor and troublesome, and he is not afraid that I will annoy him if he doesn't pay him alive or dead, so he can only use the killer weapon and forge the court summons. Hehe, ordinary people really don't know anything about this, so I don't have to believe what I say, I told him that I went directly to the court to sue you all, you see that the summons are all there. Once the court loses the case, the money you have to pay is not that, and my mental damages, lawyer fees, and property fees add up to the miscellaneous fees, but it's hard to say. ”

"This trick is a hundred tried, and no one under my hands has lasted more than three days, and in the end, they all obediently sent me the money with both hands."

Wu Yong looked at the live broadcast on his mobile phone and said proudly.

Zhou Zijie called a good guy in his heart, he really sent himself in this time, it was so intimate, he opened the live broadcast and recorded the evidence for himself, which is no less than a roast duck brushing seasoning and mastering the heat by himself, this is really a sensible good duck.

Wang Youcai also looked at the almost, and intimately turned off the 'wanton' mood.

Ba Du began to complain, "You're too bad, let him perceive and react now, especially let him know that the good situation was almost cut off by his own hands, it's not too sour." ”

Wang Youcai shook his head, this is the so-called self-inflicted sin, and you can't live.

With the addition of no follow-up 'wanton', everyone's mentality has gradually returned to normal. But the previous situation is different from the fragments of memory that can be caused when you are drunk, when the memories just appeared in everyone's minds, all kinds of shame and embarrassment, especially the old brother who began to scratch his head and pose at the mobile phone of the live broadcast, at this moment he simply wanted to find a gap to get into.

Zhang Wei was also a little shameless to face Zhou Zijie, oh my God, what did he think just now, why did he feel so ashamed to shine a flashlight on Zhou Zijie's eyes.

Zhang Wei looked at Zhou Zijie, who was staring at him with burning eyes, and hugged his head with both hands, "Ah, my head hurts, what happened just now, why did I forget everything, I'm going back to rest", and ran back to the second floor as if he was running, and even in the hall at the bottom of the building, he could hear the noise made by Zhang Wei slamming the door because he was too ashamed.

The rest of the security guards did the same, holding their heads and covering their faces, and hurriedly ran out.

Wang Youcai looked at Wu Yong, who was also covering his head and wanted to run away, "I'm sorry, it seems useless for you to do this!" ”

Wu Yong waited for Wang Youcai angrily, "I don't charge you for the property fee, what do you want to do if you stop me now?" Do you want to detain me unlawfully? Threatening my personal safety? ”

Wu Yong is worthy of being a big man who has experienced strong winds and waves, threatened to extort so many property owners' property fees, and even had the audacity to forge court summonses.

Wang Youcai said slowly, "You yourself have just said that you have forged the summons. By the way, the guy who ran up to the second floor with his head in his hands, although he didn't look very smart, he was a real barrister, and as far as I know, he was 100% passive in sending people into the bureau. Recently, thanks to him, he likes to give me popular science legal provisions every day when he is idle, and I happen to understand a little bit about it. ”

As he spoke, he took out his phone, "I'm here to find out which one, I remember I just saw it a few days ago, well, I found it, that's it, you have to hear it clearly." ”

"According to article 280 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China, whoever forges, alters, buys or sells, or steals, snatches, or destroys official documents, certificates, or seals of state organs shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, short-term detention, controlled release, or deprivation of political rights; where the circumstances are serious, the sentence is between three and ten years imprisonment. ”

"Do you hear me clearly? Guess how many copies you've forged over the years, and how long you've been in it? Wang Youcai looked at Wu Yong and said unhurriedly.

Wu Yong's eyes changed for a while, and he wanted to deny it, but was interrupted by Wang Youcai, "I'll guess again, what do you want to say now?" I don't know, I didn't say anything, you framed me for everything just now, and I asked to see my lawyer. ”

Wang Youcai said to Zhou Zijie, "Close the door and call the police, we are good law-abiding citizens, and we have the obligation to help the police uncle arrest the lawbreakers who do a lot of evil." ”

Wang Youcai turned back to Wu Yong and said, "As for what you just wanted to say, you want to deny it, but there is no way to deny it, after all, the live broadcast has been going on, and it has helped you record everything perfectly." ”

Wu Yong knelt on the ground unwillingly, and slammed his fist on the ground, "Damn, I see that I am about to succeed, how can this be, what the hell is going on, everything is out of control." ”

Ba Zaiwang said silently in Wang Youcai's heart, "Of course it's because of me!! ”

Soon, accompanied by the roaring siren, several policemen came and took away Wu Yong, who was still deeply injured and couldn't extricate himself, among which there was also Wang Youcai's old acquaintance Qian Gui.

Qian Gui said with a smile, "In the blink of an eye, we both feel like we haven't seen each other for a long time, I can't recognize you a little clearly, you have become a big Internet celebrity like this, you must remember, you can't break the law and discipline." ”

For the people's police, Wang Youcai still has a good impression, especially Qian Gui, no matter what the reason, the other party has really helped him many times, and he is a person who really cares about himself.

Wang Youcai also smiled and nodded, "I don't dare to do bad things when I see that I am so timid, don't worry, Uncle Qian, by the way, what about your partner, where did the prince and brother Wang go, why didn't he come out with you today." ”

As soon as he heard this, Director Qian Gui, who was still smiling just now, looked embarrassed, "He, he, he's just that uncomfortable these days." Well, so take a leave of absence for a few days off, it's okay, don't worry about him. ”

After speaking, he glanced at the ceiling, "If it's okay, I'll leave first, and I'll find me next time I have something, well, I'll go back to the bureau first." After saying that, he left with a strange look.

Zhou Zijie looked at Wang Youcai and asked, "What did you just say to that police uncle, I saw that I scared people like rabbits and ran away, or you can teach me this trick too, so that I can try it when I have a chance." ”

Wang Youcai said to Ba in a dignified whisper, "Wang Ziyi must have had an accident, but why did Uncle Qian hide it from me, what is the reason?" ”

Ba said angrily, "I can't hear it without long eyes, can you say something I don't know." ”

In the evening, Wang Youcai and others gathered around the table to celebrate, "Congratulations on the successful resolution of this matter today, cheers everyone." ”

Liu Chunxiang also knew at this time that when he was persuaded by Wang Youcai and them to go out to play, so many things happened at home, and he couldn't help but worry.

Huang Aihua said disdainfully while munching on the meat, "Okay, Sister Liu, don't talk about this when you eat, it sounds unlucky." Isn't it okay if the matter is settled, come on, come on, eat. I'll have to go out and exercise later, no one will eat this plate of chicken legs, so I'll eat it first. ”

Huang Aihua said to himself that he was about to pour it on his plate, Wang Youcai knocked on the table unhappily when he saw this, "Aunt Huang, strictly speaking, you can't eat with me, and don't you think your current appearance is too much?" ”

Huang Aihua immediately retracted his hand when he heard this, "So much meat, I have to rob what I like to eat", smashed his mouth, "If you don't let me eat, I won't eat it, I will lose my appetite when I see these, you eat slowly, I will go out to exercise first." ”

After standing up, he said to Liu Chunxiang again, "Sister Liu, then I'll go, there is a new square dance team in the square tonight, it is said that the dancing is amazing, and there will be no place if you go late." You can help me wash the pot after dinner, thank you. ”

After finishing speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, Wang Youcai raised his voice a little angrily and said, "Aunt Huang, it's also your task that you asked my mother to do just now, I think our contract shouldn't include letting you call my mother, I think it's better for you to wait until we finish eating before leaving." ”

Huang Aihua muttered angrily while turning around, "Nouveau riche, sooner or later, there will be retribution, you know that you will call people, and you will go bankrupt tomorrow." ”

Zhou Zijie stood up angrily, "What did you just say?" Try it again and see if I tear your mouth apart. ”

Huang Aihua pretended to be afraid and hugged his shoulder, "Did you hear it wrong, I didn't say anything, I really didn't say anything, Sister Liu, you have to testify to me." ”

Wang Youcai waved his hand impatiently and asked Huang Aihua to leave first.

When Huang Aihua was about to leave, he seemed to remember something again, "By the way, the money you gave me to buy vegetables before has been spent, so give me some more later." ”

Zhang Wei exclaimed in surprise, "So expensive? How the hell do you buy groceries? ”

Huang Aihua waved his hand disdainfully and said, "You don't understand, anyway, the price of vegetables is very expensive now, I have spent all the money, if you don't give me money, you can only eat water noodles tomorrow." ”

After saying that, he walked to his hut without looking back, closed the door and didn't know what to do.

Zhou Zijie sat down unhappily, "You should be able to see it clearly now, this mother-in-law is really not a good person, don't dismiss her and don't have an accident." ”

Liu Chunxiang still said hesitantly, "That's not good." ”

Zhou Zijie looked at Wang Youcai directly, "What do you think?" ”

Wang Youcai thought about it and said, "After all, the contract has been signed, wait another week, if she is still like this, then change decisively." ”

Zhang Wei, who was just about to bring another bowl in the kitchen, suddenly screamed, "This, what's going on?" ”

Several people ran in, saw Zhang Wei take out a whole cabbage that had almost never been cut from the trash can, and shouted miserably, "What's going on, who did it?" If you lose such a good vegetable, you are not afraid of being damned! ”

As he spoke, he dug into it with his hand, and took out a complete plastic bag, which was filled with all kinds of fresh vegetables and meat.

Wang Youcai's eyes looked at Huang Aihua, who had just run over, and asked, "Explain, what's going on." If you buy groceries like this, you can't really buy enough money. ”

Huang Aihua said with a somewhat evasive look in his eyes, "Aren't those useless waste dishes, aren't all you people in the city eating exquisite, just throw them away after taking a bite, it's a pity that I don't think about it, I'll pretend to go home and eat it." ”

Wang Youcai turned to the plastic bag in Zhang Wei's hand, picking and picking the same, "The fat and thin pork belly, there is only a little cabbage with cabbage left, and the big watermelon has not been touched in one bite, what you threw away is much more hearty than the food for us." ”

Wang Youcai looked at her and said word by word, "Huang Aihua, don't you think it's too much?" ”

There was something going on today, and I thought it was too late, so I simply had a two-in-one chapter.