After listening to the whole story with some dumbfounded, Wang Youcai only felt that it was amazing, and he felt that this was like the template of the protagonist, the counterattack journey of ordinary people, incarnating into a divine beast and then killing all directions, and finally reaching the top of the world, so not domineering.

But I looked at Zheng Cheng who was rubbing his hands silently again, maybe there was a problem in one link.

He asked, "Have you ever heard of this situation?" Could it be your countryman's hand? ”

Ba Ye squinted his eyes suspiciously, and after studying the cute kitten for a long time, he still replied uncertainly, "It's really not like it, I don't think anyone has this kind of magical technique, but it is still very possible to say that it will be someone who has been inexplicably tricked and then reincarnated into a cat." ”

Wang Youcai asked with some doubts, "Haven't you and your fellow countrymen seen each other for a long time?" How can you be sure that people haven't developed new skills, and the last time we met, didn't 'Me' say that you were too short! ”

Ba's voice suddenly rose an octave, like a kitten who was trampled on its tail and said with some annoyance, "He never mentioned the word short, what he said was that I didn't go far enough, you remember it for me." Okay, I'm going to think about what the hell is going on with this cat, don't bother me. ”

then unilaterally cut off contact with Wang Youcai, leaving only him and Zheng Cheng staring at each other.

After Wang Youcai called a few more times, after making sure that Ba Zhen completely ignored him, he turned his head and continued to chat with Zheng Cheng.

"Anyway, how long have you been a cat, because you can't stand the life under the fence, so you keep wandering? But why did I just look like you were missing something when you turned over, and now the welfare of stray cats is so good? Free birth control. ”

Zheng Cheng was still stretching his body and lying on the soft bed in a daze, but after hearing that he seemed to be missing something, he suddenly turned over and stood up, and began to wave his cat fist to attack Wang Youcai.

Wang Youcai looked at this posture and said with some doubts, "Male cats can also step on milk?" And don't you all grow up? ”

If this battle can be digitally displayed, it may be possible to see that after Zheng Cheng's self-righteous attack, Wang Youcai's head just kept appearing '-1hp, -1hp, -1hp......'.

Zheng Cheng finally reluctantly gave up his plan to continue the attack, "That's not stepping on milk, forget it." Anyway, you don't understand, I'll explain this to you. ”

After scratching the cat's head with his paws very humanely, "I haven't been wandering all the time, after all, I'm a pretty good little puppet, and there are a lot of people who want to adopt me, and I can't pick them." ”

"So you're being dazzled, and that's all left?"

"Get out", Zheng Cheng waved his little paw at Wang Youcai with no sense of threat, "If you interrupt again, I won't chat with you, and when the time comes, you will be ignorant of my life experience, and then you will be curious." ”

After getting Wang Youcai's promise not to intervene, Zheng Chengcai finally showed a victorious expression and continued,

"There were a lot of people chasing me at the time, but after I carefully screened for a long time, I still chose a little beauty who seemed to be the most beautiful and kind, and rich, when she was first adopted, it was simply not a life that a mortal like you could imagine."

Wang Youcai wanted to ask, then why are you still wandering outside? This is after being toyed with and tired of being played, it is simply discarded. But after seeing Zheng Cheng's threatening eyes, he closed his mouth tightly.

Zheng Cheng nodded with satisfaction, "Stop your dirty thoughts with obscene brains, I know what you think, and I will tell you clearly that it is not what you think, it is not me who she discarded, I ran out by myself." ”

"When I first arrived at her house, although I was hesitant to really spend my life with the body of a cat."

"But soon, I fell, the cat food was really delicious, and the cat climbing frame was so comfortable, and when I became a cat, I realized how hard my previous life was. In the future, I don't have to work hard for a living, as long as I meow a few times, someone will serve the food with both hands, and I have to worry about whether it is to my taste, not to mention that there are so many young and beautiful young ladies lined up to touch my body, and those days almost make me wonder if I have reached heaven. ”

Speaking of this, a trace of longing appeared in Zheng Cheng's eyes again, as if he was remembering the beauty of the past, but soon the light in his eyes gradually dimmed, and after a long sigh, he continued,

"That's when I understood the true meaning of the sentence 'She was too young to know all the gifts given by fate, and she had already secretly marked the price'", tears faintly appeared in my eyes, "If I had known that there would be such a price, I would rather choose to spend my life in exile." ”

After Wang Youcai glanced at Zheng Cheng's abdomen again, he seemed to understand what the price he was talking about, it was indeed too much.

After Zheng Cheng found Wang Youcai's eyes, he blew up again, "How can you, an unreasonable Diao Min, casually peek into the kitten's privacy." "Unceremoniously rushed towards Wang Youcai, wanting to have a real '1v1 man war' with him.

But obviously, Zheng Cheng overestimated his strength too much, and his backhand was grabbed by Wang Youcai by the back of his fate, and he was casually suppressed on the bed.

Zheng Cheng knew that at this time he completely understood the difference in strength between the two, and after surrendering and admitting defeat, he finally escaped from Wang Youcai's clutches.

After Zheng Cheng licked the hair that had been messed up in the process of unilateral abuse, he continued to tell the unbearable memories with tears in the corners of his eyes, "I still remember that day deeply, it was my half-birthday, the woman fed me a big meal with a smile, and said that she would take me to a good place to have fun, so I easily believed her nonsense, and I got into the cat bag and embarked on the road of no return." ”

"Because I've always had a good temper, plus I'm good-looking, I'm obedient, and I'm not afraid of life, and I won't be stressed casually when I get to an unfamiliar environment, so I used to go to a cat café to sell cuteness to earn myself cans."

"When she put me in the cat bag again that day, I thought I was going to the cat café again, but I was never expected to be sent to the hospital, and with a sharp pain in my butt, I lost my most precious thing forever."

Speaking of this, Zheng Cheng actually let out a whining sound, Wang Youcai tried to hand over a tissue, but was pushed away by Zheng Cheng mercilessly.

"The ridiculous woman probably understood that I would hate her decision, and put on a good show with the nurse in front of me before entering the hospital, hoping that I would mistake the nurse for forcibly snatching me away for surgery. The point is that I'm not a cat, I'm a college student with a bachelor's degree. ”

Zheng Cheng sighed, "I lost my balls like that, wouldn't she be ashamed?" How can you do such a miserable thing to a six-month-old kitten, I didn't have a chance in my last life, I thought that I could finally try the pleasure of the harem beauties three thousand after being reincarnated as a cat in this life, and it turned out to be just for me. ”

Wang Youcai finally couldn't hold back, and said in a low voice, "But I read on the Internet, it seems that the kitten's physical condition is good after gag, and people are also concerned about your physical condition." ”

Zheng Cheng interrupted angrily, "You didn't ask for my opinion, how can you be considered good to me, I hate this kind of person who does whatever he wants under the banner of doing whatever he wants under the banner of your good." ”

said slowly with a crying voice, "And I'm not a cat, why do you want to treat me like this, before I have time to enjoy the beauty of the world, I directly snuffed out the flowers and bones of my life." ”

Listening to Zheng Cheng's adjective about flowers and bones, Wang Youcai suddenly couldn't hold back his laughter.

Zheng Cheng seemed to have become accustomed to the behavior of this immoral person, turned over and continued, "So after that day, I began to stop listening to her and began to prepare for escaping from her. When she found out that I was starting to rebel and disobedient, she hurriedly took me to the hospital to ask the doctor what was going on, and that was the opportunity for me to escape from her clutches. ”

"I just saw that the park had a good flow of people, and every day I relied on selling my hue to deceive the little girl's feeding, and the days were like a lot of moisture, and even, with the change of time, I also had my own little female cat followers, if it hadn't happened, I might have been able to play soy sauce for my children."

Wang Youcai suddenly felt disgusted when he heard this, "Stop, stop, if you don't get ga, you still want to have something beyond friendship with the little female cat?" That's sinful, isn't it? ”

Zheng Cheng glanced at him, "It's your heart that's too obscene, I'm already a cat, it's not okay, everyone, you love me." I don't care, the little female cat doesn't care, what's the matter with you keyboard warriors? ”

"To be honest, although the time in the park was a bit hard, it was also very free, and I was still very happy. Every day, occasionally someone wants to take me away and take me home to raise, but every time I use my intelligence to easily crush them, I really figure it out now, orcs will never be slaves, and I don't want to live under the fence anymore. ”

After speaking, his eyes darkened, "Until today, I met that strange guy named Zhang Wei, others are outwitted when they catch cats, and it's a big deal to trick me into the next cage, so I can easily play each other every time." But Zhang Wei's guy didn't play cards according to common sense at all, and he chased me for more than half an hour today, and I was just a half-year-old kitten, so I was caught by him in such humiliation. ”

Then he looked up at Wang Youcai, "You know the next story, what the hell, why didn't I control my voice at that time." ”

Although Zheng Cheng is also a different species, after Wang Youcai thought about it, he still gave up telling him about Ba, after all, he was careful to sail the ship for ten thousand years.

Wang Youcai looked at Zheng Cheng's depressed appearance, and joked with a smile, "Maybe you've been a cat for too long and you're a little lonely, don't worry, I won't betray you." ”

Zheng Cheng unceremoniously pierced, "I'm not worried, you have the ability to tell others that there is a cat that can talk, I think before I am sliced and studied, you will be sent to the hospital to have your brain checked." ”

After "hehe" was exposed, Wang Youcai was not annoyed, and asked after smirking, "What about you, what are your plans now, if you still want to go back, I can open the window and let you go now, if not, I can also take you to the park to be released." ”

Zheng Cheng shook his head, "Forget it, I'll borrow it here for a few days now, I heard from the wild cats wandering from other places that it doesn't seem to be very peaceful in the past few days, there have been professionals who have been secretly catching cats, and I don't know what they're doing, just let me wait and see before thinking about the next step." ”

Wang Youcai nodded, "Well, it's all up to you, if you want to live, you are also welcome here." ”

There was a sudden knock at the door, "Youcai, it's almost late and you're still sleeping?" Hurry up and catch the cat together, Zhang Wei is almost stunned, he just made a bet with me who caught the cat first to help him get angry, and he volunteered to wash the man's socks for a month. ”

Wang Youcai asked Zheng Cheng with his eyes, and after getting a positive answer from the other party, he stood up and opened the door and said, "That's a good feeling, it turns out that the kitten sneaked into my room at noon, and I've already caught it now, huh." ”

After opening the door, Wang Youcai gestured to the side of the bed, Zhou Zijie jumped in in disbelief, and sure enough, he saw the kitten sleeping lazily on the bed, and gloated and went out to ask Zhang Wei to come and take a look.

"Zhang Wei, come here, the cat has been caught, come and see, there is still a lot of money, let the cat lie on the bed obediently at noon, and I don't know what he did."

Zhang Wei hurriedly ran over to check, and said helplessly to my Wang Youcai, "Okay, I have contracted your socks for the next month, can I trouble you to go out now, I want to be alone with this cat." ”

As soon as these words came out, Zheng Cheng jumped up in shock, is this person a pervert? What the hell does he want to do to cats, he actually has to deliberately empty people out, no, it's too dangerous. Hunched up, ready to run.

Wang Youcai also hurriedly stopped, "Okay, okay, what does such a big person care about with a kitten, and he is not afraid of losing face, I promise that it will be obedient in the future, so don't worry about it, okay, it can be regarded as giving me a face." ”

Zhang Wei's face changed for a long time before he reluctantly agreed to Wang Youcai's proposal, but added that if the cat dared to continue to provoke himself in the future, such as throwing garbage into his room, then he would have to clean up properly.

Wang Youcai agreed again and again, and let Zhang Wei'an divide it this time.

Zhou Zijie looked at it happily next to him, and suddenly asked as if he had thought of something, "If you want to adopt it, what are you going to call it in the future, it can't be a kitten, it's called that." ”

Wang Youcai originally wanted it to continue to be called Zheng Cheng, but after thinking about a cat with a person's name, it was too strange, just thinking of Zhang Wei's appearance of running away without a trace as soon as he let go in the morning, and blurted out, "Why don't you let it go?" ”

The name won unanimous praise from Zhang Wei and Zhou Zijie.

Zheng Cheng shouted frantically in his heart, "The names of your group of people are too ugly, I don't agree, don't call me that." ”

After a little bathing and combing, Zheng Cheng has completely changed.

Zhang Weidu couldn't help but sigh with emotion next to him, "I always knew that the puppets were expensive, and I didn't know why, but now that I look at it like this, it's really beautiful, no wonder I dare to sell it so expensive." ”

Zhou Zijie was also beside him and said in surprise, "This little guy is really good-looking", hugged him as he spoke, and raised his hands on Zheng Cheng.

Then he began to laugh without warning, "Hahahaha", laughing so much that he knelt on the ground and even laughed out of tears.

Wang Youcai asked a little puzzled, "What's wrong with you all of a sudden?" Leaving you laughing? ”

Zhou Zijie finally controlled his smile, hugged Zheng Cheng again, and parted his legs for the two to see, "I didn't expect this to be a cat father-in-law, the last eunuch, hahaha." ”

Zheng Cheng turned his head to Zhou Zijie with a paw in anger, and then ran to Wang Youcai's side.

Zhou Zijie looked at the blood marks on the back of his hand, and he was not angry, and continued to smile and say, "Just let me take this guy to the hospital tomorrow to check if there is any infectious disease, just let me get an injection." ”

Then he said, "Let's send the video tonight, since I was gagged, it's very likely that there is a master, let's send a video tonight to ask, let's do a video popularization video, if you are arrested for stealing things from Barrister Zhang, it will be too embarrassing." ”

Zhang Wei suddenly blushed, he also understood that his behavior of catching this cat in the morning was really a bit irrational, if it was seen by people with ulterior motives, it would indeed be a big trouble, but it was still hard to the mouth, what catching a cat is not stealing, how can caring for small animals be considered stealing? It also caused a few people to laugh, and the living room was instantly filled with a happy atmosphere.

Zhang Wei set up his mobile phone and signaled to Zhou Zijie to start, Zhou Zijie picked up the kitten and introduced, "When I went out for a run this morning, I accidentally picked up a kitten, which had been castrated, so I suspected that it was a domestic one and ran out, deliberately looking for its owner." ”

Then the camera hit Zheng Cheng, and Zhou Zijie continued to introduce next to him, "This cat is snow-white, with a black figure-eight pattern on its face, fat limbs, and a weight of almost 8 pounds. ”

Then the camera focused on Zhou Zijie again, "If you are the owner of the cat, please contact us by private message, and we will return the kitten to you for free after showing enough evidence." ”

After a little editing, Zhang Wei posted the video.

Zhou Zijie looked at Zheng Cheng who was lying on the table obediently, thinking about Zhang Wei's well-behaved appearance when he photographed himself holding it just now, and couldn't help but have a lot of fun, and asked Zhang Wei to take another popular cross-dressing video for it.

Zheng Cheng listened to Zhou Zijie's proposal and felt quite interesting, after all, in his previous life, he often watched all kinds of cute pet videos, and now that he has the opportunity to become the protagonist of it, he naturally wants to try it very much.

Wang Youcai saw that Zheng Cheng was also eager to try, and he was also looking forward to it.

The three have a clear division of labor, Wang Youcai is responsible for 'borrowing' to see what style the recent popular cute pet cross-dressing is, Zhou Zijie is responsible for selecting some suitable BGM and so on for video, while Zhang Wei uses his super hands-on ability to sew small clothes for Zheng Cheng.

The three of them prepared everything in a short time, the excellent costumes coupled with Zheng Cheng's super good looks and hard-working acting skills, sometimes like a domineering president smiling evilly, sometimes being a big boy next door is heartwarming, and even the pure feeling of a floral skirt can be controlled.

Zheng Cheng's ever-changing style made Zhang Wei shoot more than ten videos quickly, although he felt that it was a bit too much, but after careful screening, he found that each one was a high-quality product, and he was completely reluctant to delete it, so he simply sent it up.

Soon, this batch of videos became popular again, and the number of likes and comments continued to rise.

"The madman Zhang Si has changed his style, why did he start shooting cute pets, the kitten is so cute, what's its name?"

"Don't say kittens and kittens, this is a ragdoll, look at the appearance, eighty percent is a purebred, very expensive."

"Don't talk about whether it's expensive or not, you didn't find that the kitten's acting skills are amazing, you can control any style, you love it."

"I'm the owner of this cat, don't rob any of you from me."

……

Zhou Zijie looked at the rising number of fans, and also hugged Zheng Cheng, and affectionately pressed his face against his head, "Eh, my family didn't really have good acting skills, I was reluctant to return you, or just follow us." ”

Zheng Cheng blocked it and Zhou Zijie with his claws in disgust, and looked at Wang Youcai with a look of help, hoping that he would save him.

Wang Youcai didn't care about Zheng Cheng's eyes at all, and said with some anxiety, "We really underestimate the popularity of letting go, the video has only been released for more than ten minutes, and there are hundreds of owners who claim to have left us private messages in the background, but I just asked about the time of throwing the cat, and there are many people who can't answer, so many people are not popular, and they want to cheat a cash cow back." ”

Zhou Zijie finally let go of Zheng Cheng and replied seriously, "Indeed, this master must be checked carefully, otherwise it is possible to send him to the devil's cave!" ”

After finishing speaking, when he was about to take Zheng Cheng back into his arms, he found that he had already thrown it to the door, meowing at himself, as if he was shouting something.

Zhou Zijie himself laughed and scolded, "This dead cat won't really become a sperm, why do you feel so smart." ”

Zhang Wei ran back excitedly and shouted, "Guess who sent us a message just now, the four cat food brands and the two cat toy brands all strongly expressed their willingness to let them not shoot advertisements." ”

Then pretending to be mysterious, he whispered cautiously, "The prices are very generous, and two of them have said directly, if the advertising effect is good, the price will be raised casually." ”

After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he looked left and right to find Zheng Cheng, and it seemed that he also wanted to give him a loving hug, but fortunately, Zheng Cheng was vigilant and quietly hid before Zhang Wei came in.

Zheng Cheng thought to himself, it's okay to let the beautiful young lady hug me, why do you stinky men want to get close to me so much!!

At this moment, Wang Youcai saw a netizen who claimed to be Zheng Cheng's owner again, but this time the other party posted several photos of himself and a ragdoll cat in advance.

Although it is impossible to determine whether the cat is Zheng Cheng or not, Wang Youcai has basically decided in his heart that this girl may really be Zheng Cheng's white rich and beautiful owner.