Volume 3 See Strange Blessings and Disasters Chapter Seventy-Three The End of the Red Fruit Fruit, Xiao Cui's Memories
In the video, the boss of Hongguoguo is crooked his mouth, looking at the camera with full vigor and saying, "Do you know the holy land of previous Internet celebrities?" That's our house, but I think it's just too boring to make money, so I took the initiative to remove it from the menu. ”
Although this dish disappeared from the menu because no one ordered, many melon-eating netizens were completely unaware of the twists and turns, and it was naturally easy to be fooled.
After the boss drank the water with his mouth crooked, he deliberately made a disgusting sound, and then picked up the mineral water bottle and took a look, smashed it, smashed it, and threw the whole bottle of water out directly, scolding, "Who asked you to buy small wings, what I want to drink is better than that of Fuli Villa, can the taste be the same if the price is so different?" Do you think I don't have any money or what? ”
The photographer waitress Xiaocui said cautiously, "Boss, I'm sorry, but that one is really out of stock, or you should take it first." ”
When the boss heard this, he waved his hand, signaling that it was okay, and took out a bottle of small wings from the side, looked at the camera and said, "These hundreds of dollars of water don't taste like hundreds of thousands, I feel disgusting when I drink it, and it tastes cheap, but there is no way, who makes the people under his hands not angry, I didn't buy it." ”
"You can also see that I am not short of money at all, and I only do business because I am bored, so I don't expect to make money at all. Do you know what is most important in this society right now? It's connections and relationships. ”
then waved his hand at the camera, "Forget it, you turtles with a monthly income of only three or five thousand definitely don't understand what I mean." Why is the cost in my store so high? Just to distinguish you people who can't afford to spend money and will only go around shouting that you can't afford to eat enough, to be honest, from the first day I opened this shop, I didn't plan to make your money, because you don't deserve it. ”
"What I want to earn is the money of high-end business elites, only they will come to me to spend without blinking an eye, so you don't have to think about giving me bad reviews every day, I don't care at all, I said, and you are not on the same road at all, you are mountain cannons, poor ghosts."
The video ended in the boss's insults, Duoduo looked at the funny but hateful appearance in the camera, and couldn't help but praise, "This person is really a must to play a clown, I regret doing it a little, if I keep it, maybe it will be a good chess piece in the future." ”
Seeing this, the photographer hurriedly said, "Then while there is still a chance to redeem now, then hurry up and make up for it?" ”
Duoduo smiled and stopped the photographer's movements, gently brushed his hand across his cheek, and whispered with his mouth in his ear, "I'm just kidding, are you serious?" That dog can be found at any time, and now there is no need to be distracted. Let's concentrate on what we're doing here. ”
"What if I find out you're secretly playing again? I promise you'll end up worse than that turtle! ”
The photographer listened to the sudden warning, knowing that Duoduo was not untargeted, she really could say it, and she could do it ruthlessly, and after swallowing a mouthful of saliva in her throat, "Got it." ”
Hongguoguo Restaurant, the boss looked at the comment area that was lively again, and he was also a little frightened.
'How dare a stinky restaurant owner laugh at consumers? ’
"Anyway, I'm a turtle and a mountain cannon, I won't go, I say I like to go whomever I like." Everyone else pointed their noses and scolded, and I didn't have that habit of rushing to send money. ’
'Look, there's someone upstairs seated.' They didn't go just right, and now we finally have a restaurant that matches our value. ’
'Do you know what Bifuli Hills is?' 700,000 for a bottle of water! The owner of your house who drinks a bottle of water is still worried that he will not be able to go to poverty? It's really not lifting. ’
"One thing to say, I'm also the boss of this wave, and the red fruit is awesome. ’
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It is also natural that people on the Internet have quarreled about this matter again, except for ordinary people who feel natural physiological discomfort with the boss's deliberate behavior of showing off their wealth.
Unexpectedly, there are still many people who actually began to pick up the boss's stinky feet, frantically praising the views in the video, as if doing this, they have become rich people who can spend a lot of money, after all, this is also a rich man's thinking.
There are also many people who have turned on the 'Internet call father' mode again, frantically calling their father, hoping to have the opportunity to eat leftovers and become slaves in the house.
The boss took it out of his pocket and looked at the note left by Duoduo, on which Juanxiu's handwriting read,
Once people don't meet your expectations, you can use the agitation method to insult them wildly, and arouse their competitive spirit and will naturally come to consume. There's no need to worry about the consequences of name-calling, and after a few months, when they form a habit, they will actually become regular customers of the restaurant. If you think about it now, how fast are the Internet hotspots changing? ’
The boss put the note away again, thinking of the previous marketing, which was also a word-of-mouth reversal overnight, and after cheering himself up again and again, he still chose to believe Duoduo's words.
After glancing at a large cardboard box thrown in the corner, inside was the glass bottle of mineral water he had just drunk, it turned out that the so-called valuable mineral water was not genuine at all, but just a cheap bottle he bought from Xixi.
Anyway, most ordinary people have never had the opportunity to drink mineral water at this price, and naturally no one will come to reveal that this crudely made bottle is not genuine at all, just an imitation of Yiwu.
In order to see the results faster, the boss even continued to release a second video in the afternoon.
The boss lay on the sofa on his side, looked at the camera and said, "I'm so hungry, let's have something to eat and let me pad it, hurry up, it's numb." ”
The sound of running can be heard outside the video, accompanied by heavy exhalations. A small hand appeared in the corner of the screen, holding a huge gift box in his hand, and the three big characters of caviar on the surface of the gift box came into view.
The boss looked at the gift box and patted his head, "yes, I almost forgot the thing I just bought, just to taste the saltiness." ”
The rude one tore open the box, revealing the exquisite interior inside, with eight tiny jars padded on yellow silk and several wooden spoons next to them.
The boss picked up a small jar and pretended to be surprised, "It took me nearly a day's turnover, how did I buy such a little, it's not cost-effective, are you filling your pockets?" ”
Xiao Cui hurriedly explained off-screen, "Boss, there are so many things that came back on the express, I really didn't move, I can swear." ”
Because she was too nervous, there was even a hint of crying in her tone, and the nervousness in her words was not pretended, but she really thought that the boss had misunderstood her stealing things, and she was afraid of losing this hard-won job.
Xiaocui felt that the current boss was weird, since the 'first quarter of the big stomach king competition', the restaurant was on fire by mistake, and the boss was no longer the same amiable as before.
Although he still looks the same as before, he feels like another stranger in skin. began to become more and more obsessed with the so-called running water of the day, full of thinking only about how to attract more customers, in order to make more money, instead of saying with a smile that the most important thing in life is to be warm and happy, and making money is so tiring of course, of course, it will take a little later.
Xiaocui still remembers the first day she first came to Hongguoguo. At that time, because of family difficulties, she simply dropped out of school and went out to work with people from the same village to subsidize the family. I have encountered a black intermediary and a bad boss, and in the end I even lost my ID card, and the people in the same village also disliked her for being clumsy, dragging their feet and abandoning her.
In this way, the penniless Xiao Cui began to wander alone, and when she was cold and hungry and almost couldn't hold on, she walked to the door of the Hongguo Restaurant and met the good man who changed her life.
The boss didn't dislike the smell on Xiaocui's body, and enthusiastically took her back to his restaurant and ordered a large portion of rice bowls, which Xiaocui thought was the best rice bowl she had ever eaten in her life.
At first, Xiaocui thought that the boss was also a bad person, and during her wandering journey, she had met similar people. Seeing that Xiaocui is a girl, she thinks it's easy to bully, or she is directly greedy for her beauty. After just paying a little favor, he thought about using his hands and feet, and even took the interest to get back what he had just paid.
So after eating the rice bowl brought by the boss, Xiao Cui made up her mind to run away immediately after eating, and never had any contact with this fat uncle, and did not give him any chance.
It's a pity that the heavens are not beautiful. After eating, the sky was instantly cloudy, and the pouring rain came as soon as it was said, directly trapping Xiaocui in the store, and there was no way to leave at all. But now that she thinks about it, Xiao Cui will only be grateful for the rain at the beginning, otherwise, she would not have had a chance to stay here.
The boss looked at Xiaocui's sloppy and tattered dirty clothes, thought for a while, and said, "There is a bathroom in the back, you can take a bath inside, why don't you go and wash it." ”
Then he pointed to his nose and explained, "I'm a restaurant here after all, and the smell on your body is indeed a bit heavy, which will affect my business, otherwise everyone will think that I stink." In the end, the boss even made a small joke.
Xiaocui only felt a panic, she only felt that the boss's behavior was to make her undress obediently, and then ......
Before Xiaocui refused, the boss had already gone back to the house to find clothes, and directly pulled Xiaocui to the bathroom.
In the dark, Xiao Cui trembled and waited for the imaginary danger to come, but she didn't expect the boss to just push her into the bathroom and throw the clothes she found before, "Okay, take a bath inside, I don't think you look like you have a change of clothes, just wear a few, that's the pajamas I just bought yesterday, I haven't moved yet, you can wear them first." ”
After walking a few steps, he came back and shouted through the door, "I'll use that thing inside to take a bath, and when I break it, wet hot water to the left, cold water to the right." If you don't understand, think about it yourself, and it doesn't matter how long you wash it. ”
Xiaocui was holding the clothes that the boss had just thrown in in the bathroom, and tears slowly welled up in her eyes and she cried. Over the years, the boss was the first person she met who was good to her and didn't want to ask for anything.
Rubbing the silk pajamas with her rough fingers, this is the first time Xiao Cui has worn pajamas, the first time she has worn silk clothes, and even Xiao Cui's first real new clothes.
When she just heard the footsteps of her boss going and returning, Xiaocui was even so frightened that she was about to faint, thinking that she must be in a catastrophe. After taking it, I thought that the other party was just worried that he wouldn't use the water heater, so he deliberately taught it, and even preferred to shout through the door in order to avoid feeling uncomfortable.
Thinking of the appearance of the boss jumping and shouting, Xiaocui couldn't help but make up a picture in her mind, and laughed out loud.
After the pajamas were carefully placed in a position where the shower head would never spray, Xiao Cui slowly took off her clothes and planned to take a bath.
The boss who was eavesdropping around the corner, after hearing the sound of running water, left with peace of mind, and specially told the other guys in the restaurant not to go to the bathroom.
More than half an hour later, after Xiao Cui finished washing, she wore the boss's pajamas, walked to the restaurant hall barefoot with dirty clothes in her arms, and looked at the boss who was dozing off on the table, and forgot all the sentences that had been organized in her mind in an instant, just lowered her head and didn't say a word.
After the boss saw that Xiaocui was still barefoot, he slapped his head suddenly, regretting that he hadn't prepared this for her, and hurriedly took off his slippers for Xiaocui to wear.
Seeing the dirty clothes she was holding in her arms again, after learning that it was not significant, the boss snatched it from her arms, ran out of the house barefoot and threw it into the garbage can.
Xiao Cui looked at the boss's funny appearance, and couldn't help laughing again.
The boss, who had just come back from the rain, looked at the smirking Xiaocui, and couldn't help but look straight in the eyes.
At this time, he had the opportunity to observe what the little beggar he picked up from outside looked like. But it's a pity, because of the limited culture, I didn't come up with a nice description in my mind, I just blurted out, "Good guy, I've picked up a treasure, it's so beautiful." ”
Xiaocui listened to the boss's praise, but for some reason, she didn't hate the man she just met, but directly believed the other party, believing that he was a good person and would not covet his own good person.
In this way, after a detailed conversation between the two, the boss learned about Xiaocui's experience, and also understood the embarrassment that she now has no ID card, no money, and no place to live. The other party is hired as a waiter in the restaurant on the spot, and the monthly salary depends on the profitability of the restaurant.
After Xiaocui learned about it, after knowing that she had a home, she couldn't help crying directly.
After the boss cleaned up, the original office also became Xiaocui's dormitory, and it happened to be full of sheets and covers. Although Xiaocui has always said that she doesn't mind being used, the boss still insists on waiting for the rain to stop and change the set.
The next day, the boss came to the restaurant in a daze and opened the door, and found that the entire restaurant had been carefully cleaned from the inside out, and even the cook looked at the kitchen in surprise, and even the old dirt on the stove was shoveled down.
The cook pinched the boss's arm violently, and listened to the other party's screams, only then did he realize that he really didn't dream, and said tremblingly, "Could it be that the snails left over from yesterday have become sperm?" Snail girl? That's three pounds, boss, we're going to send it, so many daughters-in-law, I'll let you pick a few first. ”
The boss slapped the chef's head with his backhand, and the other touched the arm that was pinched by the other party, "What a bullshit snail girl, open my eyes and take a good look, it's clear that the little beggar I picked up yesterday did it." ”
Then he walked over and stopped Xiao Cui, who was struggling to carry a large bucket of dirty water, grabbed her soaked white hands, and asked pityingly, "Why are you so desperate!" Haven't slept all night? You don't have to work like this in the future, it's really hard for you this time. ”
Xiaocui looked at the boss who cared about her helplessly, but she felt a sweet feeling in her heart, and this was the first time she felt cared for.
In the past, although the family themselves went out to work before dawn every day, perhaps because they were stupid and not good at expressing themselves, their tired parents never cared about themselves, and even after they had been wandering the world for so long, they had never once cared about their recent situation.
Xiao Cui hurriedly withdrew her hand and said, "It's okay, I'm used to getting up so early to work in my hometown, it's nothing at all, don't worry." ”
Then he staggered and went to pour water again, but the boss rudely snatched the bucket, "Our restaurant is the place with a clear division of labor, since you have finished the other work, the rest of the work is the task of our men." ”
Xiao Cui was stunned in place, and said in a wooden voice, "But you are the boss?" ”
The boss didn't look back and said domineeringly, "What's the boss?" I'm going to lead the way. ”
It's a pity that although he said domineering in his mouth, when he really lifted the bucket, the shaking degree of his body was even more exaggerated than that of Xiaocui just now. The cook laughed and reached out to take the bucket from the boss, "You said you don't have the ability to pretend, what do you say?" Isn't it more embarrassing now! ”
The boss looked at the chef's proud back and yelled, "Because you left the restaurant first yesterday, you were deducted 200 yuan this month, do you understand?" ”
The chef, who was still walking, stumbled after hearing this obvious malicious revenge from the boss, but he didn't have the courage to go back and continue to say a few words, so he was afraid that he would have to deduct a few hundred more yuan in reply.
Xiao Cui also laughed happily when she watched the two of them fighting, and for the first time she was glad that she had decided to leave the mountain village, otherwise she would not have met the boss.
Time returned to the present again, and the boss who patronized the video didn't notice the change in Xiaocui at all, but just rudely opened those small cans. After taking out a little caviar with a wooden spoon, he put it in the tiger's mouth, and said proudly, "The turtles who can't afford to eat in my store know at a glance that you must not be able to afford to eat caviar, and you don't know why I do this, right?" ”
"It's using the temperature on the back of my hand to heat the caviar and make it taste its best, so you see."
After swallowing the caviar in his mouth, he deliberately smacked his mouth and made an unpleasant noise, "Tut-tut, I can't taste it at all." Secretary, bring me all the caviar. ”
Xiaocui immediately brought several boxes of gift boxes with the same packaging as before, stacked in several piles, and couldn't even fit in the camera.
The boss asked Xiaocui to come out and help tear the package, while he was responsible for pouring the caviar into a basin on the table, and after a while, he made most of the caviar in the basin, which looked quite spectacular.
Needless to say, these caviars are also bought in packaging, but they are just fake goods. And the caviar in it is only the seeds of papaya, and the boss even uses the seeds from the broken papaya collected by the fruit store in order to reduce costs.
Therefore, when the boss eats it at the moment, these 'caviar' are also unique, and a rich smell of searching and chirping permeates the interior of the room.
The boss squinted his eyes and forcibly endured the feeling of vomiting, and kept stuffing rancid papaya seeds into his mouth, and praised that it was really hundreds of thousands, it was really delicious.
Xiaocui felt sorry for the boss and couldn't stand it, so she took the initiative to speak, "Boss, why don't I help you eat?" ”
The boss thought about it, in this way, he could not only suffer a little less, but also let the audience realize his generosity more intuitively, and employees could eat such expensive things casually. Thinking of this, he didn't hesitate to say, "Okay, then these good caviar will be rewarded to you, remember to eat it for me, not a single grain is allowed to be left." ”
In order not to make the boss embarrassed and guilty, Xiaocui had to pour it into her mouth in a big gulp, and after eating a few bites, she endured her nausea and said with a smile, "Thank you boss, it's really a good thing, is there anything else?" ”
The boss looked at Xiaocui's appearance at the moment, and for some reason, there was a faint tingling feeling in his heart, and his memory returned to the time when he first saw her.
But soon, a strange feeling flashed in his mind, and the boss once again recovered his previous appearance, and said arrogantly to the screen, "It's really a boar that can't eat fine bran, how can eating caviar be like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, this is not a tyrannical thing." ”
Seeing Xiaocui's uncomfortable appearance, the boss was also worried that she would vomit in front of the camera, causing all the videos to have to be retaken, and pretended to be impatient and said, "Okay, you can go out and wait for me." ”
When Xiao Cui heard this, she also ran out immediately, and although she was separated by several doors, she could still hear Xiao Cui's heart-rending vomiting.
The boss didn't have any facial expressions, but continued to taunt the ordinary people who wouldn't come to his shop to do his best.
After the video, the boss looked at Xiao Cui, who was pale, and just said lightly, "You don't have to go to work this afternoon, take a good rest, if not, go to the hospital to have a look." ”
Sure enough, after the release of this video, it still caused a lot of scolding on the Internet, but this time the point of the spearhead seems to have quietly changed.