Volume 3 See Strange Blessings and Disasters Chapter Seventy-Five: Urban Monsters Appear, Collectors Fail Fiascoly
Wang Youcai asked urgently, "Ba, what's wrong?" Did the boss really see something in the first place? Don't sell it soon, isn't the red light in his eyes blocking the boss's memories? ”
Ba controlled Wang Youcai's body and snorted, he enjoyed the feeling that he could now completely control this body, which made him feel as if he had come back to life.
With a wave of his hand, he hypnotized everyone again, making them forget what the boss had just said, and fell asleep directly on the table.
Then he slowly cocked Erlang's legs and said, "So this is what it feels like to have a body, it's really good, I'm almost reluctant to give it back to you?" ”
After finishing speaking, he deliberately waited for Wang Youcai's follow-up reaction without saying a word, and then took a look at his panicked appearance.
didn't think that Wang Youcai just smiled, "It's boring to talk about this set all the time, it's not that you don't know that you can't scare me." It's not that I really trust you, but I agree with what you said to me before, the two of us are grasshoppers on a rope, so at least you won't show your fangs to me too soon. ”
Bagan smiled, he didn't expect Wang Youcai to see it so thoroughly, and he was a little speechless for a while, and he didn't know what to say.
Wang Youcai said again, "Let's explain the strange black house, the sudden change of the boss, is it also your hands?" ”
Ba scratched his head, "It's actually a bit awkward to explain this, they're also aliens, but they're not my kind." ”
"So far you have seen people with eyes, window cages, including me, Ba. It is easy to see from the name that we all belong to the five senses, to the earliest totems to be worshipped, and after years of continuous development, we are gradually born of spiritual wisdom, and we are the creatures produced in worship. ”
Wang Youcai asked curiously, "What about the other two, are they eyebrows and nose?" What can they do? Is it nerve-wracking too? ”
Ba smiled, but did not explain directly, but deliberately sold a pass, "Their abilities will naturally be understood when you meet, and I can tell you now, at least we have never been enemies, and you don't have to be so hostile and hateful to them." ”
"I know what you're trying to say? The window cage has always been that kind of character from ancient times to the present, not so much that you say that he is targeting you, but in his eyes, that is the real so-called equality of all beings, anyway, they are just his pawns; If I want to eat you, let's use it as an alternative way to say hello. ”
"And the black house with the red lantern belongs to another category."
Ba stood up, raised his palm, let the light shine through his palm on the wall to shine a shadow, after moving his fingers a few times, looked at the shadow on the wall that was also changing, "Where there is light, there will be darkness, we were born from the worship of distant humans, so the nightmare passed down by word of mouth from generation to generation can naturally give birth to another kind of strange and interesting things." ”
Moreover, fear is a stronger and richer emotion than mere worship. They are naturally very interesting to breed under that kind of thing. Just like the corpse that comes out of people's fear of corpses, that's the truly terrifying thing that makes you shudder just thinking about it. ”
As he spoke, Ba shuddered involuntarily and looked out of the dark window, "Forget it, it's too unlucky not to talk about that person at night." ”
After taking a few sips, he continued to speak, "Where did you just go?" By the way, that black house is also a thing that gives birth to fear, and it's a funny guy who is called a shadow but likes to call himself a collector. We're both old things, but this is the first time I've ever met him. It is said that his favorite thing is to take away the things that people like and enrich his collection. ”
"The so-called black house is his most valuable collection, and it displays what he has taken away since ancient times. If I could, I'd love to go in and see his broken metal! ”
As soon as Ba finished speaking, the light bulb began to flicker, the electricity made a stabbing sound, and there were strange noises outside the house.
Seeing this, Ba curiously pushed open the door and walked out of the restaurant to see what was going on.
As a result, as soon as I went out, I saw that there was an empty space opposite the original 'Hongguoguo Restaurant', and suddenly there was a strange building with a unique shape.
An old house with a strong architectural style of the last century. Under the carved eaves hung two huge red lanterns, like the eyes of a monster that chooses to devour people, and the blood-red gate looked like a monster's terrifying mouth.
And now, the door opened on its own, revealing a long, dark aisle inside.
Wang Youcai found that Ba actually controlled his body and walked in step by step, and shouted anxiously, "Ba, what's the matter?" Wouldn't it be too impulsive to go in like this? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Youcai was surprised to find that the control of his body had fallen back into his hands again.
Subconsciously turn your head and want to escape from this strange house. The owner of the Red Fruit Restaurant will change so much after entering here inexplicably. Wang Youcai didn't think that he had anything special and unique, and he could make himself safely retreat, even if he had a bar by his side.
Ba's ability seems to be quite useful, but it is only limited to the world where ordinary people live, among these endless aliens, Wang Youcai really feels Ba's ability, as innocent and helpless as an innocent and kind little white rabbit.
But just as Wang Youcai was about to run out of the gate, he suddenly heard a strange but familiar voice from the depths of the house,
"Rich! Is that you? I didn't expect you to be so old. ”
As soon as he heard this, Wang Youcai stopped with his right foot and was about to step out of the door.
For some reason, although this timbre is extremely unfamiliar, after Wang Youcai heard it, he only had a very strong urge to cry.
"Youcai, you're twenty-six years old now, is your mother okay?"
Accompanied by unfamiliar sounds, there was a rustle of unknown giant creatures dragging around.
The sound of dragging slowly got closer and closer to Wang Youcai, and Wang Youcai even had a few drops of cold sweat on his head in fright, but he still just stood in place and didn't do anything.
Although the cells all over his body seem to be warning Wang Youcai, there is a great danger lurking behind him, hurry up and take this step. And the subconscious is also saying that as long as you go out, you are absolutely safe.
But Wang Youcai was still reluctant to take that step, or just reluctant to go out, he was afraid that once he went out, he would never have the chance to hear that voice again, that strange and familiar voice.
Finally, Wang Youcai endured his fear, turned around and shouted, "Dad, is it you?" Are you in there? ”
A strong wind struck, Wang Youcai fell into a coma, and a sigh came from the darkness, so he dragged Wang Youcai's body step by step towards the only room with the light on.
Wang Youcai, who fell into a coma, actually dreamed of love. In the dream, he went back to his childhood, and saw a picture that he should not have seen at all, watching his mother and father happily hold a wedding, although the new house was dilapidated and shabby, but the two still smiled happily, and they firmly believed that as long as they worked hard, the future would be bright.
Immediately afterwards, the picture came to the time when Wang Youcai was just born, looking at the little life that was born, the man in the house danced and shouted, "I have a son, I have a son......
After a flicker, the picture came to the hospital again, Wang Youcai saw his father with a white cloth on his head, and his mother stood in front of the bed in despair with her young self on her back.
"Ah!!h In a scream, Wang Youcai woke up suddenly, and found that he was actually lying on the bed, the familiar bed that he had slept on for more than ten years, the small bed in the dilapidated wooden house of his hometown.
Looking at the familiar environment, netizens were afraid in their hearts, and he knew very well that this was definitely not true. He clearly remembered that he was unconscious at the door of the black house, which should be the territory of the so-called 'collector'.
Wang Youcai began to call out in his heart, "Wake up!" What should I do now? ”
A man suddenly appeared in front of Wang Youcai, "You don't have to call Ba, he is no longer on you." After all, it was an old friend of mine, so I took him to another room to rest. It's just you and me right now. ”
The man took off his hat and said with a smile on his face, "Introduce yourself, I'm a collector, you should have heard Ba mention me." I invited you to come this time, but I felt the breath of an old friend in you, so I wanted to show up suddenly, please don't be surprised. ”
Wang Youcai observed this man, dressed like an old shopkeeper in ancient times, dressed in black retro clothes, and his hair was combed back like a big back. has a delicate face, and can even be regarded as British and beautiful, like a woman dressed as a man.
The collector looked at Wang Youcai staring directly at his face, but he was not surprised, "What? If you like this skin, I can give it to you. ”
When Wang Youcai heard this, he was immediately frightened into a cold sweat, and shook his head again and again, joking, could it be that collectors are like painted skins? Once the other party takes off his mask and reveals the terrifying appearance of unknown below, it will simply cause a shadow in his heart for the rest of his life.
Seeing this, the collector looked very pityful, "Well, since you don't want it, forget it." It's rare to meet a human with the same taste as mine. ”
Wang Youcai paused and asked, "Was it my father who was talking outside just now?" I could hear him. ”
Although Wang Youcai's father had already passed away when he was very young, the moment Wang Youcai heard that voice, he decided in his heart that it must be his father's voice, which has nothing to do with any judgment, it is purely a connection in the blood, proof that blood is thicker than water.
The collector said, "He's actually ......"
On the other side, Ba sat on the stool and looked at his hands in surprise, and couldn't help but touch all over his body with his hands repeatedly, and said, "You're amazing, aren't you?" Collector, how do you do that. Not only did it reshape my body, but it was almost exactly the same as the one I used to have. ”
"No, I don't even think this body is my real body. If I hadn't been able to clearly feel Wang Youcai's breath now, I would have suspected that the memories of thousands of years were all false memories. ”
The white-clothed collector said with a smile, "The first time I saw the rumored and famous words of disaster for the country, Ba, of course, I have to show all my housekeeping skills!" ”
Ba smiled, "What kind of housekeeping skills, I'm afraid it's not the dismount." Say, what is the purpose of bringing me here with so much effort? Do you also want to know the 'truth of the day'? Then you have found the wrong person, you should find the right eye, he knows much better than me, if you need to, I can even help you trick him in? ”
"After all, this is your territory, I think it should be very easy to deal with him, under some torture, he can't tell everything he knows. When the time comes, just give me a copy of the news, how about it? You're not going to lose money on this deal. ”
The collector bowed his head humbly, "In front of my seniors, how dare I talk about any conditions?" Not to mention the torture of the current generation. Today, I only felt your breath that I wanted to meet the legendary characters. ”
Ba stretched, "Since you like to play dumb riddles, then I'll accompany you, anyway, I don't lack anything now, I just don't lack time, why not stay here with you for a long time?" ”
The collector continued to bow his head and said, "Then there is a reluctant request below, I wonder if you can ask Your Excellency to help me?" ”
Ba sneered, "What? If it's too much trouble, I don't want to. ”
"So please be my collector's favorite collector, see? The whole house is cheering for you to move in, and the biggest and most dazzling display case is specially reserved for you! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a huge glass display case slowly rose from the ground and appeared in this room.
When the collector finished speaking, he pounced.
Ba Yi pressed the collector's head, "I'm sorry, I've always been a low-key person, maybe that position is not for me?" But I'm proud to recommend you a more suitable candidate, he's always been a stinker fart than me, surely he likes the feeling of being in the limelight? ”
The collector struggled to move forward, letting his face take a step closer again, "Are you talking about your host, Wang Youcai's idiot?" With all due respect, he probably doesn't deserve to be in that position. ”
The collector's body began to explode with intense heat, and Ba's body began to melt at this moment, and his arms began to fall to the ground drop by drop, like melted ice cream, and then absorbed by the floor, and the disappeared body began to appear in the glass display case.
Ba sighed, "I said, how could pie fall from the sky, you are actually willing to give me such a great body?" It turns out that it is through the flesh that you solidify me, so that I can become your exhibit. ”
"No wonder I was deliberately separated from wealth, a body can only hold a soul. And my ability can't have any effect on you, who is a different kind of person, it seems that you know me very thoroughly, this is to eat me. ”
The collector took a step closer to Ba again, and the heat continued to emanate from his body, making Ba's body melt more quickly, "I can't wait to see your exhibit, please hurry up and get in." ”
At that moment, a pair of big feet slammed down from the air and stomped on the collector's back, crushing him to the ground.
Mu looked down at the collector and said, "I like that location very much?" It's too much for you not to leave it to me, so let me eat you as your apology. ”
The collector, who had always seemed to be relaxed and comfortable with Ba, finally screamed with a hideous face after seeing it, "How is it possible? You're not on my invitation list, how did you get in. ”
Then he looked at the smiling Ba with red eyes, "Are you the ghost?" ”
Ba shook his head and replied, "Of course, after I noticed that you gave me such a good body, of course I had to share this good news with my good friend as soon as possible, and it happened to be nearby." ”
The collector said nervously, "Eye, as far as I know, you've always wanted to eat Wang Youcai, right?" We can take what we need tonight, I just need Ba's, and you can take it from his host, it's a win-win situation. ”
Mu licked his lips and smiled cruelly, "I'm sorry, but I suddenly thought you were even more delicious than Ba's host, so I planned to treat you as an appetizer first." "Took a few steps forward again.
Seeing this, the collector shouted angrily, "Damn, it's clear that you're about to succeed, but you actually killed such a bastard halfway." ”
"Ba, you can't escape for the rest of your life, I'm the one who wants you to enter my collection."
"Look, you can't = maybe every time he happens to be there, he will definitely fall into my hands. And from this moment on, you're on my list, and the next collection after Ba is yours, enjoy your last leisurely time. ”
When the collector was about to turn around and flee after his cruel words, he suddenly felt a chill on his neck, and when he looked down in surprise, he found that his head was actually flying high.
"How so? How did you find my location, the collection is my territory, all you see are illusions I want you to see, how can you possibly find my hidden body? After saying this, the collector's head glared and lost its breath of life.
Standing beside his headless body, he said, "Why is there so much nonsense in Rory?" ”
Raised his hands in front of his eyes, and his eyes flashed a few times in the palms of his hands, "Have you forgotten my name?" I'm an eye, how can you charm my eyes with such an illusion. ”
Ba picked up the collector's head from the ground in confusion, "I really don't understand, what do these people think?" Obviously, when the body was first created, it was a process of creating something from nothing. Why don't you just get yourself a trait that King Kong is indestructible, immortal and immortal? ”
"If you have to create a humanoid image, even if you look alike, you have to copy the shortcomings of human beings, and give yourself a negative rendering of turning around and dying! It's really unimaginative. ”
Looking at the vanishing mansions around him, "Is this the power of fear?" If it just disappears, it will be a shame for the ancient gods. ”
In the midst of Ba He's complaint, the head and body of the white-clothed collector began to disappear like dust, and along with his body, the collection hall also disappeared.
Wang Youcai in the other room also gradually revealed his figure, and the black-clothed collector who had been accompanying Wang Youcai appeared together.
Seeing the disintegration of the surrounding environment, the black-clothed collector was still in a state of confusion at first, but after seeing the white-clothed collector's corpse and extra eyes, it seemed that he finally understood everything.
He whispered to the two of them, "Looks like our plan has failed." Also, I didn't think about this plan at the beginning, thinking that Xiaobai underestimated your ability too much, and now it seems that his death is also self-inflicted. Once again, on behalf of all collectors, I apologize to Mr. Ba and we will not continue to be so careless in the next arrest. ”
After finishing speaking, his figure flashed and disappeared directly.
After the disappearance of the collection, Ba and Wang Youcai merged together again.
Seeing the black-clothed collector disappear, he muttered, "This time, I didn't even see how he left just now, so it's interesting to have a fight." Collector, you're really not that easy to deal with. ”
Ba sighed, "Can you not be so excited that the collector is not dead?" Isn't it good to just shoot directly except for him? His current target is me, I don't have the slightest ability to protect myself, so weak and helpless, I'm so scared. ”
glanced at it and sneered, "Enough, the collector has completely left, how long do you still want to pretend?" I think if I hadn't interrupted your plans just now if I happened to be nearby, the collector should have really been eaten by you, after all, you are the real gluttonous and tyrannical mouth, and your so-called demagoguery is just to eat more easily. ”
"If you pretend to be a pig for a long time, you will really become a pig, ba, if you don't do it, be careful and have no chance, the world is full of dangers now, even I can't see it clearly."
"What's more, your acting skills are outdated, and you can only deceive the self-righteous antiques of collectors. Okay, I'm going to continue looking for collectors, and after all these years of accumulation, I think his taste must be extraordinarily mellow. ”
After finishing his eyes, he continued to trace the past in the direction where the collector had left.
Ba looked at the back of the departing eyes, and after handing over his body to Wang Youcai, he sighed alone, and said in his heart, "Is the incident developing so fast?" Even you can't see clearly, it looks like I need to hurry up, and if I don't, I may really have no chance. ”
When Wang Youcai was about to ask what happened last night, the door of Hongguoguo Restaurant was pushed open again, and the boss hurriedly ran out, took Wang Youcai's hand and said, "I'm scared to death, I just woke up and found that you weren't in the store and thought you couldn't solve this matter, so I didn't say goodbye." ”
Then he held up his phone and said, "What should I do?" Someone is coming to the store again today to make trouble, and this is the appointment video he just posted. ”