Chapter 10: Shame
When Li Xiaowan and the others appeared on the beach, a thunderous cheer erupted from the Sea Eagle battleship.
Flowers dance, drums sound, horns shake the sky, a joyful scene.
"Damn, it's too arrogant, it's too hateful! Watch Grandpa kill you stinky pirates!" Listening to the cheers of the pirates on the big ship in the distance, Zhu Xiaoqi, who was adjusting the direction of the catapult's shooting, felt itchy with hatred.
Of course, he knew the reason for the pirates' cheers: the female soldiers of Twilight Snow were all beautiful women! How could a hungry wolf not howl twice at the sight of the delicious food in his mouth?
"If you want to gnaw on our Twilight Xuewei's fat, you have to have a good mouth!" After aiming at the target, Zhu Xiaoqi raised his knife with a cruel smile and walked to the catapult of the catapult.
The red-carpeted gangway slowly descends onto the beach.
Wu Chen, smiling and holding flowers, walked down first, followed by a group of officers, and at the back was a large group of imperial capital reporters with cameras.
The smile on Li Xiaowan's face froze.
"Is he here to pick up a kiss?"
A cold taunt made Lan Xinyi's ears hot for a while.
Lan Xinyue was also speechless.
She knew that all of Wu Chen's arrangements today were not only to declare sovereignty to her sister's suitors, but also to show her love, so as to prove that the marriage contract they were about to conclude was not a product of family interests, and he liked Lan Xinyi. It's a pity that his behavior is wrong at the wrong time and place. Twilight Xuewei is on a top-secret mission, and Li Xiaowan will definitely not give him a good face.
The words she just said and her sister's expression already explained the problem.
Wu Chen raised his hand, and the battleship behind him suddenly fell silent.
"Report to Captain Li, Deputy Captain Lan, and Battalion Commander Wu Chen of the Royal Guards Major, who has been ordered to lead the battleship Sea Eagle to come to support!
Beside him, the shutter of the camera in the reporter's hand clicked
"Hmph!" Li Xiaowan snorted coldly and did not answer.
If she doesn't speak, she will have to be cold, and Wu Chen will not be able to get off the stage. Lan Xinyi couldn't watch this happen.
Just as she stepped forward and was about to play the round with the captain's physical discomfort, a loud noise suddenly sounded on the island behind her.
Everyone present changed color in unison.
This voice is too familiar to Lan Xinyue. It was the sound of a catapult ejecting stones, which she had heard hundreds of times the day before yesterday.
"Zhu Xiaoqi, you're going to die......." Looking at the sky whistling with a stone cloud, Lan Xinyue wanted to cry without tears. She hurriedly turned around and ran towards the island.
Li Xiaowan glanced at the sky, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. She felt that this stone cloud came really in time, and it was the best gift for this Camp Commander Wu.
The stone cloud flew exactly towards the Sea Eagle. This time, Zhu Xiaoqi actually played at the highest level in training!
The unexpected attack made Wu Chen extremely confused. On this island, there are only the female soldiers of Twilight Guard. How could the Sea Eagle, with the flag of the Royal Guard fluttering, attack their own people with catapults?
Although he couldn't figure it out, he could only resolve the crisis first. And this is a very easy thing for him, and it also gives him a good opportunity to show his heroic appearance in front of reporters.
With a slight smile, he handed the flowers in his hand to Zhang Decai beside him, and a cyan light rose on the black armor on his body.
"Wow, he's a Wind Spirit Martial Master!"
"Oh my God, Major Wu is actually wearing a black spirit armor!"
"The hard-to-find black spirit armor, it's an eye-opener!"
"Crossing the sword master at such a young age and stepping into the realm of martial arts, the Wu family is talented!"
......
In the press corps, there was an exclamation, and the shutter of the camera clicked endlessly.
Their reaction made Wu Chen very satisfied. The next moment, his body rose like a cannonball from the sand. The sky was the territory of the wind cultivators, and after a few beautiful flying movements, Wu Chen flew towards the stone clouds in the air.
Zhu Xiaoqi on the mountain was dumbfounded. Among the pirates, there are even flying masters!
"Would you like to start a second catapult?" he hesitated. If both catapults are used, reloading will waste a lot of time, and the pirates will probably run away.
"It's amazing to fly, Lao Tzu wants to see how you hit the stone!" Zhu Xiaoqi decided to take a look first. If the pirate ruined his first attack, he would wait for the female soldiers of Twilight to entangle the pirate before finding a suitable opportunity to activate the second catapult and destroy the pirate ship in one fell swoop.
"Qiang-" A clear sound sounded in the sky, and Wu Chen's long sword came out of its sheath and stood in the air. The long sword pointed obliquely at the sky, and there was a momentum that could not be opened.
The stone cloud was getting closer and closer, and Wu Chen's horizontal sword swept out, bringing up a cyan sword aura. The sword qi was vertical and horizontal, the rocks were flying wildly, and the stone clouds turned into gravel in the sky in an instant. Wu Chen didn't stop, he turned into a dragon and got into the rain of rubble, sword after sword, and the vertical and horizontal sword qi twisted the gravel into stone chips.
Underneath, cheers continued. Wu Chen smiled, this unexpected attack did come at the right time.
Looking at the pirates in the air, Zhu Xiaoqi also smiled.
"Haha, stupid Riba flies so close, you have a good look!"
A cloud of stone mist exploded, and a foul smell suddenly filled the air, making Wu Chen's stomach tumble for a while.
That's the smell of poop.
Damn, this pile of throwing stones is actually mixed with feces! Wu Chen was so angry that he smoked, covered his nose with his hands, and then swung the willows in the wind, and flew out of the rain of gravel.
But the smell has not disappeared, no matter how you fly, this smell is always with you. This discovery made Wu Chen almost crazy.
When I looked closely, the long sword in my hand was stained with yellow and black, sticky unknown objects. When I looked down again, my armor was also covered with filth. Wu Chen was so angry that he couldn't catch it in one breath and fell from the air.
You may not be able to imagine Wu Chen's mood at the moment, but you can imagine such a scene: one sunny morning, you are wearing an Armani suit, driving a Lamborghini sports car, and being escorted by a group of black-clad men wearing sunglasses to pick up the woman you like. You get out of the car, and in the cheers of the crowd, under the light of the flashing lights, slowly walk towards your woman with flowers in hand. At this time, a stupid X suddenly rushes out and knocks off the flower in your hand, spits on your face, and then smears you all over the. The cheers were gone, and the flashing lights went out. In the eyes of everyone who are extremely shocked, do you want to hit your head to death? Do you want to dig a hole and bury yourself? Do you want to chop that stupid X into a pulp of meat with a thousand knives?
At that time, you must be able to deeply understand the grief and indignation in Wu Chen's heart at this time.
"Hey, cover your nose? It looks like it's a hidden weapon, haha! But you're too exaggerating, aren't you? Is Lao Tzu's so stinky?" When Lan Xinyue found Zhu Xiaoqi, the latter looked at Wu Chen, who fell from the sky to the beach with a confused expression, and muttered to himself.
"Zhu Xiaoqi ......" and "affectionate" evoked these three words, and Lan Xinyue had no strength to speak.
"Squad leader!" Zhu Xiaoqi ran towards her happily as if he had seen a relative.
"Captain, there are a lot of pirates, are you all right? There is a flying pirate in the sky, and the first wave of slings I launched was all destroyed by him! What's wrong with you, your face is so ugly? We won't lose the battle, right? What about Captain Li and the others?" Zhu Xiaoqi asked in a flurry of beads, his anxiety overflowing.
"We're all right, but you're all right. "At this moment, Lan Xinyue, how much she hopes that a thunder will suddenly fall from the sky and chop this fat man to death.
"Are you all right?" Zhu Xiaoqi was overjoyed when he heard this, "It's okay." When I woke up, I heard the trumpet, and I couldn't find you, thinking that the pirates were coming, and you all went to kill them. I thought that no one was operating the catapult, so I came up, but I missed. ”
Speaking of this, Zhu Xiaoqi proudly added: "Although I didn't hit, the hidden weapon I buried in the stone knocked down the flying pirates." There's a catapult over there, it's useless, come and knock out their boat!"
"Hidden weapon, what secret weapon?" Lan Xinyue heard that Wu Chen was knocked down, and her heart was even more messy, and she hurriedly asked.
"That ......" Zhu Xiaoqi was stunned, and his face turned red.
"Say!" Lan Xinyue roared.
"Actually, it's nothing. Zhu Xiaoqi was yelled at by her, and said weakly, "I pulled a big piece of in the stone. He probably smelled it when he chopped the rock, and then he covered his nose and fell down! Tell me, isn't it just a piece of, is it that exaggerated?"
Lan Xinyue looked up to the sky and sighed, and said sadly: "Zhu Xiaoqi, have you ever seen such a pirate ship in your life? It is the battleship of the Imperial Royal Guard! You are fighting our reinforcements! You bastard, you are a piece of, a piece of strange falling from the sky!"
It's just that this piece of, the person who hit it was not Wu Chen, but her.