Chapter 5 It's a big head
The sun was shining, the weather was clear, and today was a good day for a picnic.
The taxi stopped on the side of the road, and the first thing Jiang Luoli did when she got out of the car was to give Xuan Yiran a hug.
"Yiran, long time no see!"
Jiang Luoli affectionately held Xuan Yiran's arm and said.
"yes, I've been busy with work lately." Xuan Yiran nodded, and naturally set his eyes on Jiang Yan.
"Brother Jiang Yan, do you miss me?"
Xuan Yiran said with a smile.
"Think..."Jiang Yan's expression was a little unnatural.
If the old lady said to go to Xuan Yiran, let alone give five hundred, five thousand herself would not come!
Jiang Yan only hopes that this crazy woman will be normal today and not go crazy at every turn.
At Jiang Luoli's birthday party two years ago, Jiang Yan was drinking juice in the corner, but Xuan Yiran suddenly found Jiang Yan to fight for wine.
"Brother Jiang Yan, you drink a glass of beer, I can't blow a bottle directly, right?"
Xuan Yiran hugged Jiang Yan and was extremely heroic.
I drink a cup, you blow a bottle, this will kill you in minutes?
Jiang Yan immediately agreed.
But who would have thought that Xuan Yiran drank so well, Jiang Yan felt dizzy after drinking five bottles of beer, and Xuan Yiran was still in good spirits after drinking seven or eight boxes!
"What about you keeping fish? Keep drinking, and the waiter will bring two more cases! ”
That night, Jiang Yan vaguely felt that he was drunk, and he had no memory of what he did when he was drunk.
It wasn't until the next day that Jiang Yan saw the video that Xuan Yiran sent to him.
In the video, he is drunk and whistling and dancing a striptease.
Jiang Luoli, Xuan Yiran, and several girls kept clapping, praising their dancing posture loudly and fascinating them.
What is social death?
This is called a large-scale social death scene!
Although Jiang Yan strongly requested (begged) that the video had been deleted, since then, Jiang Yan will think of the events of that night every time he sees Xuan Yiran.
"I miss you too."
Xuan Yiran took out a rubber band tied her hair into a neat ponytail, opened the trunk, and took the picnic tools out of the car one by one.
"This barbecue grill hasn't been used for a long time, it's all gray."
Xuan Yiran put the small barbecue grill on the ground, took out a paper towel and wiped the ash that accidentally touched his leg.
Suddenly, Jiang Yan was attracted by Xuan Yiran's straight and slender thighs.
Xuan Yiran is very tall, and her legs alone are more than a meter long, which is in vain Jiang Yan except for the second nickname given to her by the crazy woman.
Legs play the year!
It's a pity that it's not white silk that is worn, otherwise it would be more perfect.
"What are you looking at, hurry up and help."
Jiang Luoli urged.
She just gave Jiang Yan 500 service fees, and she wants to prostitute for nothing if she doesn't work?
"Here we are." Jiang Yan answered and moved the barbecue grill to the grass in the distance.
Blue sky and white clouds, lying on the green meadows, next to a clear flowing stream.
"It's beautiful."
Jiang Luoli sat on a blanket wearing sunglasses.
"It's been a long time since I've enjoyed it this way." Xuan Yiran stretched comfortably.
"Beautiful!"
Jiang Yan sweated profusely and threw the tent aside, looking at the fact that there were so many things to move in the distance, he was very tired.
You two are enjoying it, and your feelings fool me into doing hard labor, right?
Jiang Luoli took off her sunglasses and looked at Jiang Yan.
"Useless man."
"Luo Li, how can you speak to Brother Jiang Yan like this."
"Brother Jiang Yan has worked hard, I just remembered that I didn't apply sunscreen, why don't you help me apply it after you finish moving?"
Looking at Xuan Yiran's beautiful legs, Jiang Yan smiled.
Seduce me?
Am I the kind of person who is easily seduced?!
"Ten minutes!" Jiang Yan felt that there was endless power in his body.
"Dead ghost, I asked him to help put on sunscreen, and I've never seen him so excited."
Jiang Luoli complained.
"You are his sister, of course Jiang Yan is not interested."
"Who wants to be his sister?"
"Isn't it a sister to be anything, husband?" Xuan Yiran said jokingly.
"That's what I think, Jiang Yan is not born to his parents, so I can bully him for the rest of my life."
Jiang Luoli turned on the sunscreen and applied it to her arm.
"Luo Li, your idea is very dangerous."
"Danger, what danger? It is indeed dangerous to paint the back, and the arm can be easily fractured. I can help you apply sunscreen on your back for no charge! ”
Jiang Yan leaned over.
"Look at the way you look at your eyes!" Jiang Luoli rolled her eyes.
"A man is still called a man if he is not sexy?"
Jiang Yan asked rhetorically.
"What about the man who danced the striptease." Xuan Yiran teased.
Jiang Yan: "......"
"Paint it yourself."
Thinking of the social death picture of whistling and dancing a striptease that night, Jiang Yan had no interest in applying sunscreen to his legs.
In the end, under Xuan Yiran's bitter pleading, Jiang Yan reluctantly made her a leg maintenance spa.
The people around the picnic expressed envy when they saw Jiang Yan.
One beauty isn't enough, two?!
This will wake up tomorrow morning and your waist will not be wasted!
Looking at Jiang Luoli and Xuan Yiran who were flying kites, Jiang Yan was lying on the grass like a salted fish.
"Why can't this kite fly, it's a useless thing like Jiang Yan, and it can't even hold on for three seconds!"
Jiang Luoli wiped the fragrant sweat on her forehead and chose to give up.
"That's because your skills are not good, if your skills are good, let alone three seconds, you can hold on for three hours!"
Jiang Yan patted his butt and stood up, picked up the kite and began to show the operation, and it didn't take long for the kite to soar in the air.
"Okay, Jiang Yan, I didn't expect you to have talent in this area." Jiang Luoli took the kite string and played happily.
"That's it."
Jiang Yan said proudly.
"It's worthy of doing handicraft work every day."
Jiang Yan: "??? ”
If you want to drive, you can say that kite flying has a half-dime relationship with doing handicrafts.
Because Xuan Yiran was going to drive, he didn't drink at night, which also made Jiang Yan glad to escape.
Eating barbecue and humming songs, lying on the grass and watching the stars, Jiang Luoli and Xuan Yiran drove wildly during this period, and Jiang Yan had already gotten used to it.
Anyway, the door has been welded to death, and I can't get out of the car, so I can't resist and can only be forced to enjoy.
Nothing to say all night, on the way back early in the morning.
"I don't know when the next time I will get together with Yiran."
Jiang Luoli sighed.
"Don't worry, I'll bet five cents, and she will resign in less than half a month." Jiang Yan opened the window.
It can be seen from the Daben driven by Xuan Yiran that her family is not short of money.
Xuan Yiran, who just graduated from college this year, changed her job seven or eight times alone, and each time she resigned after a few days, and then drove away in that big car.
Half a month ago, Xuan Yiran found a publishing house as an editor, and with Jiang Yan's understanding of her, it would take half a month at most, or seven days at least, and Xuan Yiran would pick her son and leave.
"She likes her job."
Jiang Luoli looked at the scenery outside the window.
"I don't know if the audience will like my performance after the broadcast of "Future Rising Star" on Saturday."
Jiang Yan was also full of thoughts.
When you can start a black game, you must fool Lao Wang to choose a stone man and play compression by yourself!
At home, Jiang's mother was cleaning, and August was curled up in the corner of the sofa with a slumped face.
Jiang Yan picked up the blue fat man, and looked at the scratches on the sofa and knew that August had been taught a lesson by his mother for grabbing the sofa.
"Sleep every day when you are full, like a pig." Jiang Yan skillfully stroked August.
Meow –
August didn't resist either, enjoyed Jiang Yan's caresses, and screamed to prove that he was a cat and not a pig.
"Son, what do you want to eat at noon?"
After cleaning, Mother Jiang took the baton and began to pet the cat.
"Mom, whatever you do is delicious, I love it." Jiang Yan frantically slapped the queen mother's ass.
"You know how to make me happy, okay, Mom will make you braised pork to eat at noon."
Mother Jiang turned her head to look at Jiang Luoli, who was lying on the bed when she got home.
"What do you want to eat?"
"Coconut chicken!"
"Braised pork?"
"Coconut chicken!" Jiang Luoli said loudly.
"I heard you, you want to eat braised pork at noon."
Ignoring Jiang Luoli's protests, Jiang's mother and Jiang Yan chatted.
"How was your sister recording the show yesterday?"
Jiang Mu asked.
Jiang Luoli applied for the Yenching Art Academy without authorization, and secretly signed up for "Future Rising Star" last month, which made Jiang's mother very angry.
But the matter has come to this, and Jiang's mother has to accept it.
On the surface, Jiang's mother didn't care about Jiang Luoli's participation in "Future Rising Star", but in fact, she watched the show in private without losing a single episode, and asked her neighbors to vote for Jiang Luoli.
"It's okay, it's stable to advance to the semifinals."
Jiang Yan said.
"Your sister is quite talented." Jiang's mother put on reading glasses and took out her mobile phone.
"Son, the vote is on this page, I vote for your sister every day."
"Uh-huh." Jiang Yan was stunned for a moment when he saw the page on his mobile phone.
It seems that my mother voted wrong, and voted for Xi Youle above Jiang Luoli...
This is embarrassing, Jiang Yan didn't say it, he just didn't know if the neighbors' uncles and aunts were wrong.
Time flies, and "Future Rising Star" will be broadcast on time at 8 p.m. on Saturday.
The family sat on the sofa together, especially Jiang Luoli staring intently at the TV screen.
"Mom and Dad, it's time for me to play!"
At ten o'clock, Jiang Luoli said excitedly.
Jiang Yan stroked the cat seriously.
He already knew the result, if it weren't for Jiang Luoli pulling himself, he should have taken a dip in the canyon.
"It's worthy of being my daughter, it's good."
Father Jiang gave a thumbs up.
He watched the first few episodes of the show, and his daughter's performance was mediocre, but this episode of the show made Jiang's father impressed with his daughter.
"Ask the four mentors to vote."
After the beautiful host finished speaking, the camera was given to the four mentors.
"I..."
Liang Xinghuai's word just popped out, and the advertisement was seamless.
Audience: "??? ”
"It's hairy, every time I put an advertisement at a critical moment, I really want to send a blade to the program team!"
"Jiang Luoli finished singing that heart-to-heart action and blinking, it's so cute and sweet, I want to fall in love!"
"I went to Xi Youle, I didn't expect Jiang Luoli's performance in this episode of the show to be so amazing, who will I vote for tomorrow? It's a big head! ”