Chapter 237: Jiang Yan is really humorous
Jiang Yan looked at Jiang Luoli with wide eyes, and raised his head the moment his lips touched.
The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
Jiang Luoli didn't kiss Jiang Yan, and after kissing, Jiang Yan wiped his saliva with disgust on his face.
But this time it's mouth-to-mouth...
"There's a lot of change in the second drawer of the computer desk, you can take it to your mother." Jiang Yan pretended to be calm and said.
"Hmm."
Jiang Luoli didn't expect it to be like this, sat on the edge of the bed, put on slippers, took the change from the drawer and left.
Bang –
Hearing the sound of the door closing, Jiang Yan took a deep breath, and when filming "Kung Fu", Jiang Luoli looked at himself for more than ten seconds.
Opening the window, the cold wind was howling, and Jiang Yan looked at the vehicles coming and going on the street thoughtfully.
In the evening, Jiang Luoli carefully opened Jiang Yan's bedroom.
"You want to sneak up on me again?"
Jiang Yan opened his eyes.
"I know you're not asleep, it's time to eat~" Jiang Luoli pouted.
At the dinner table, Jiang Yan was bored and cooked, and Jiang Luoli was uncharacteristically silent, not as lively as usual.
Meow –
August began to meow.
"Don't bark, I'll castrate you again!"
Jiang Yan and Jiang Luoli spoke in unison, and then looked at each other.
"Mom, I thought you didn't agree with Eunuch August, but now it's barking every day, and it often knocks over my makeup."
Jiang Luoli pouted and said.
"Otherwise, it's emasculated, August is scratching the sofa every day." Jiang Yan echoed.
Mother Jiang put down her chopsticks and thought seriously.
August was lying at Jiang's mother's feet with interest, his tail swaying back and forth, trying to please the head of the family, not wanting to become a eunuch.
"Jiang Yan, I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs!"
After experiencing this little episode, Jiang Luoli played with Jiang Yan as usual, and the two tacitly kept silent about what happened in the afternoon, but they firmly remembered that scene in their hearts.
"Yan Yan, tomorrow you are going to record the show, I see the weather forecast for heavy rain in Su City, you wear thick clothes so as not to catch a cold."
Mother Jiang reminded.
"I see." Jiang Yan ate the last piece of sweet and sour pork ribs, and was satisfied, thinking that he would go downstairs for a while to eliminate his appetite.
The title of the third issue of "The Strongest Lyricist" is "Happy", and Jiang Yan has already handed over "Good Luck" to Zhang Lianyun.
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At noon the next day, as Jiang's mother said, it was raining heavily in Su City, and Yu Xiaoling waited for a long time at the exit with an umbrella.
Seeing Jiang Yan, Yu Xiaoling stood on tiptoe and waved his arms, revealing his cute little tiger teeth.
After a successful meeting, on the way to Lychee Terrace, Jiang Yan chatted with Yu Xiaoling without a match.
"Teacher Jiang Yan, the guests invited by the fourth program team have your acquaintances."
Yu Xiaoling said.
"Who?"
has recorded several episodes, Jiang Yan knows the rules of the program group well, and will invite different guest singers in each episode.
"Xu Wenxue." Yu Xiaoling did not sell Guanzi.
Xu Wenxue has a good relationship with Jiang Yan, this is something that many people know, after all, Xu Wenxue is equivalent to Jiang Yan holding fire in one hand.
"Broken Bridge and Remnant Snow", "Counter War" and "Little Apple", these three songs made Xu Wenxue gain a firm foothold, and now he can be regarded as a well-known singer.
No wonder when Xu Wenxue sent him home that day, he looked mysterious, and he was invited to be a guest in the third issue, but he deliberately didn't tell himself.
Hearing that Xu Wenxue was the guest singer of the fourth issue, Jiang Yan smiled, and it happened that he had seen a few cold jokes recently, and he could share them with Xu Wenxue later.
Lychee Terrace, the recording site of "The Strongest Lyricist".
"Hahaha, it's funny, it's so funny!"
"Brother Jiang Yan, you are so humorous, this joke is simply amazing, my stomach hurts when I laugh!"
In the lounge, Xu Wenxue's tears came out when he smiled, and Yu Xiaoling was a little confused.
She didn't think Teacher Jiang Yan's cold jokes were funny at all.
For example, "What do you do?"
"Oh. My job is to kill zombies."
"Huh? But there are no zombies in this world!"
"Why do you think they don't?"
Isn't it funny?
Even if it's funny, Xu Wenxue won't laugh so exaggeratedly.
Sure enough, Brother Xu understands me!
Jiang Yan was very pleased, it seemed that Xu Wenxue liked the cold jokes he said very much.
Jiang Yan suddenly felt a little thirsty, and was about to eat a sweet orange to moisten his throat, but before his hand could be stretched out, Xu Wenxue immediately peeled the sweet orange.
Brother Xu still understands me!
"Brother Jiang Yan, today's rainstorm and the plane is delayed, I specially booked a luxury e-sports room, and also prepared your favorite yogurt, the game has also been updated in advance, and the mouse and keyboard are also commonly used." Xu Wenxue said.
You think that's all there is to it?
Naive!
Xu Wenxue also found three people with sweet bel voices and top game skills to play with.
A loli voice, a royal sister voice, and a girl's voice, to ensure that Jiang Yan is served comfortably!
That's too sweet!
Yu Xiaoling was amazed, it was the first time she had seen such a caring person, and even the mouse and keyboard were small details.
Brother Xu understands me!
"The recording of the show will start immediately, please come to the stage!"
Staff knocked on the door of the lounge one by one.
The audience sat down one after another, and the host first announced the voting ranking of the previous issue.
Jiang Yan's "I Wish People Were Long" was the first, with 80 million votes!
Compared with Jiang Yan, the second place Quan Yongsi's "There Are Immortals Outside the Immortals" only received 30 million votes, and the gap is clear at a glance!
Kwon sighed.
In fact, the "Immortals Outside the Immortals" he wrote is also a high-quality ancient style song, after all, it took two and a half years, but who knew that he would encounter such a demon as Jiang Yan.
The lyrics of "I Wish People Were Long" are so amazing, and the poem "Water Tune Song Head" has also been compiled into junior high school textbooks, causing a violent sensation!
After announcing the ranking results, two lyricists will be eliminated after this episode!
"Let's take the lead in inviting singer Yang Qianqin, she sings "Joy Comes from the Sky" written by He Yuansi!"
The title of this issue is "Xi", compared to "Ancient Song", there is no doubt that it is much easier to write a song with the title of "Xi".
The accompaniment is cheerful and rhythmic, and the lyrics are festive.
After singing one song after another, the applause on the scene was not broken, and the atmosphere was full of joy.
"The first four songs, including Quan Yongsi, give me a pretty good feeling, it depends on what songs Jiang Yan writes for Zhang Lianyun."
"I think Quan Yongsi's "Happy Heart" is very good, especially the addition of rap elements, which makes my eyes shine."
"The main thing is that the director's title is too simple, just a [happy] word, if you come up with a folk song or another type of song, I believe you can hear the gap!"
Jiang Yan ranked first in the last period, so Zhang Lianyun appeared on the stage.
The host stands on the stage, smiling at the camera.
"Please enjoy the last song of this episode, "Good Luck Comes" written by Jiang Yan and sung by Zhang Lianyun!!