1383 Fallacy of Teaching Children

Peach Heart Niang's heart twitched violently, and her painful face showed distorted resentment, and she asked unwillingly, "Why?" Why are you doing this? ”

"If you dare to make a move on this king's woman, this king is willing to spare your life, which is already extraordinarily merciful." Zi Yunchen's eyes were clear and cold, and he raised his voice and said, "Someone is coming." ”

The Shadow Seven Guards rushed in and bowed.

Zi Yunchen's eyes were slightly cold, and he ordered: "Count the losses of Wangba, and send the bill over by the way when this elder returns to Peach Blossom Island." ”

Luo Qingyin raised her eyes in surprise: "Keep her?" ”

"Keep it for Peach Blossom Island as a gift." Zi Yunchen turned his head to look at her, smiled lightly, and the whole person was as warm and warm as spring snow meltwater, "If you don't want to stay, kill it." ”

It wasn't until this moment that Peach Heart felt scared.

Kill if you want to kill, keep if you don't want to kill, in his eyes, as if she is just an ant, life and death are not worth caring about at all.

When people in the world talk about His Royal Highness King Rui, Zi Yunchen, the first thing that comes to mind is either the handsomeness of the first beautiful man in the Cangyun Continent, or his coldness that is not close to women, or the strength that he took less than two years to completely quell the rebellion of the Great Yan God Dynasty.

Very few people think about how strong he really is and how ruthless his heart is.

Now, she finally thought of it.

But it was too late.

She has lost her chance to turn the tables.

To Zi Yunchen's words, Luo Qingyin shrugged his shoulders, and didn't care so much about the outcome of a wasted person: "Keep it, or hang it on the gate of Lingfeng City, so that everyone in the world can see what the consequences are if you dare to go to the Ming Gate to find trouble." ”

Hearing her own verdict, Peach Heart's body fell heavily to the ground, and her eyelids drooped weakly.

Vaguely, he saw Zi Yunchen's guards walking towards her.

Looking at the peach heart girl who was dragged out, Luo Qingyin felt some emotion in her heart.

I think she still wanted to take a peach blossom fire to make amends for their sins.

Behold......

That's fine, the peach blossom fire is saved, so let's leave it for the little babies as rations.

Thinking of this, her thoughts drifted away, and she pulled the corner of Zi Yunchen's clothes and said, "Little goblin, you said that the little babies ate the peach blossom fire, will they provoke the peach blossoms in the future?" ”

Zi Yunchen laughed loudly as if he had heard some joke. The angular silhouette is extremely soft, and the smile is full of pampering and banter, and even the chest is shaking slightly.

Luo Qingyin was inexplicably laughed by him, his face turned red involuntarily, his fist gently beat his chest, and said in annoyance: "Hey, what do you mean?" ”

Zi Yunchen looked at her stunned appearance for a long time, and two red glows flew up on her creamy skin, and she smiled even more happily.

Luo Qingyin was really annoyed: "Hey! ”

"This question still needs to be answered?" Zi Yunchen shook her head helplessly, her bottomless eyes seemed to reflect a little starlight, and with a stroke of her fingertips, an ice mirror was condensed in front of her, and she immediately hugged her waist from back to front, rested her chin on her shoulder, and motioned for her to look at the two people hugging each other in the mirror.

"Look, it's you." Sexy thin lips kissed her cheek like a dragonfly water, "This is me." Do you think that the combination of your and my two faces can give birth to a child who does not mess with peach blossoms? ”

Luo Qingyin: "......"

She raised her hand, pinched both cheeks of Zi Yunchen with her delicate fingers, and looked at the people in the mirror who were deformed by her pinching, and said with hatred: "Then you can't give them to eat." ”

Zi Yunchen was surprised: "Why? ”

"Let's talk about genetics." Luo Qingyin began to be the emperor of science, "Your father is a big carrot, your mother is a single-minded woman, when you give birth to you, you have a certain probability of being a big carrot." ”

Zi Yunchen: "......"

He looked sideways: "What kind of fallacy is this?" ”

"Wait until I'm done." Luo Qingyin coughed lightly, "You inherited your mother's emotional single-mindedness, it doesn't mean that you haven't inherited your father's flowery carrot." ”

Zi Yunchen smiled and said, "So you want to say that I also have the characteristics of a flowery carrot?" ”

"I didn't say that." Luo Qingyin winked at him mischievously, "I just want to say that you have both flowery heart and single-mindedness in your body, but because single-mindedness defeated flower-heartedness, the personality trait you show is single-mindedness." ”

Zi Yunchen clasped his hands around his chest: "I'll listen to how far you can talk nonsense." ”

"There's a basis for that."

Of course, Luo Qingyin wouldn't tell him about the genetic problems of recessive genes and dominant genes, but just told him, "As for me, I also show single-mindedness, but I also have a certain chance of having the characteristics of flowers." ”

Zi Yunchen's face turned cold, and frost appeared all around him: "You dare?" ”

"It's a matter of facts, don't interrupt." Luo Qingyin covered his mouth and didn't let him speak, giving him a clear conclusion, "If our children inherit our single-mindedness, then no matter how good he looks in the future, he won't mess with Peach Blossom casually." If they accidentally inherit the characteristics of the flower heart, they may become the flower heart carrot in the future. ”

Zi Yunchen's thin lips opened slightly, and he spit out five words: "It's definitely a fallacy." ”

"If you don't believe it, forget it," Luo Qingyin glared at him coquettishly, "I can still calculate how big the probability of the two children is distracted, and when I finish cleaning them up, I will go back and teach the little baby to do the math." ”

Zi Yunchen: "......"

I'm worried about her teaching bad children, what should I do?

The Demon King of the Mixed World instills the basics of various robberies every day.

The snow ginseng doll taught them to drink, and also refined the liquor into pure Xuan Qi and stuffed it into eggs.

Lei Yan taught them to breathe fire, and roasted them with the ground surging heart flame, and said confidently, "The old man will pay attention to the heat and not let them be cooked, and the old man is helping them forge eggs." ”

The nine-tailed snow fox taught them the art of soul hooking.

Yin and Yang Zhan Usagi told them that what the guys in front of them said was meaningless, the key to being a man was to rely on violence, and if one foot could step on a hole in the sky, don't use a second kick.

The Soul Pen not only reads them classics, but also reads all kinds of strange words.

The most terrifying thing is that the soul pen once read "The Thirty-six Strategies of the Imperial Husband"!

As a bead, the Dark Soul Bead treats them as their own kind before breaking their shells, and teaches them how to perfectly roll to where they want to go, abbreviated: Fuck off.

Coupled with the fact that Luo Qingyin taught some strange fallacies, he was deeply worried about the Phoenix God Egg.

If those two children break their shells, then what?!

He thought that as a father, he must find a way to correct the child's thinking that was already crooked and that eight horses could not pull it back.

Otherwise, there would definitely be more than just two demon kings in the Cangyun Continent.

So, here's the problem.

How do you straighten their minds before they break their shells?

Let Master teach them the story of life?

Let the liquor recite the scriptures to them?

I always feel that if I let those two people make a move, they will only go further and further down the crooked road......

Mao Dun Literature