Chapter Forty-Seven: Seeing Through the Real Man
Yin San'er didn't disturb the sleeping Jiang Yun'er, and walked to the door, ready to take a look inside through the crack in the door panel.
"Someone snooping! Wow! Wow! Someone snooping! Wow! Wow! Suddenly there was a loud noise at the gate, and an exaggerated face appeared on the gate, and the big face was occupied by a big mouth, which looked very funny.
The sudden sound came from the big mouth. It's just a gate, it's so magical, it seems that this is definitely not an ordinary place. Yin San'er was secretly happy in his heart, it seemed that there was hope this time.
"The door is unlocked, come in!" Lao Wu's voice sounded in the courtyard, I don't know if Yin San'er's spirit stone played a role, Lao Wu actually allowed them to enter.
The gate stopped whining, and slowly opened, Yin San'er picked up Jiang Yun'er and walked into the courtyard, and then he was surprised to find that the seemingly ordinary courtyard outside was actually a hole inside.
Not only does it occupy a circle of hundreds of zhang here, much larger than what you see outside, but the scene in it is something Yin San'er has never seen before, even Jiang Yun'er, who had just woken up, rubbed her eyes and looked incredulous.
The flowers and trees, bricks, anvils, knives, scissors, hammers, spoons, pots and pans, pots and jars, ploughs, hoes, axes, hooks and forks all have a blurred human face, walking around like a human being, and making human voices. The huge courtyard is bustling with activity, like a vegetable market.
Sensing that someone was coming, these things all stopped, staring at Yin San'er and Jiang Yun'er, but after a while, the noise resumed here.
"You're welcome, just sit down!" Lao Wu sat comfortably on a recliner, the face on the recliner swayed from side to side, and sometimes he supported the ground hard to keep the state of shaking, and a huge pu fan stood on the recliner, swaying from side to side hard, sending a comfortable wind to Lao Wu.
"We're here! Fifth brother, let's come here. A chair pulled another reluctant chair with a smile on his face and ran to Yin San'er and Jiang Yun'er's side. Please be seated! The chair said politely.
"Thank you! Thanks a lot! Yin San'er thanked the two chairs, but pulled Jiang Yun'er, who wanted to sit on the chairs, to the other side.
"Fifth brother, what do you think of this?" The chair asked the fifth.
"Forget it! Guests are timid, you are busy! Lao Wu closed his eyes and enjoyed it, and said without even raising his eyelids. He raised his finger lightly at Yin San'er. Two flat stones rose from under the ground.
"Are they all demons?" Yin San'er and Jiang Yun'er didn't sit on the stone, and Yin San'er asked the fifth child quietly.
"You're the demon! Your whole family is a demon! The recliner under the fifth child lifted the fifth child into a, jumped to his feet and scolded. The rest of the things quieted down and slowly gathered around.
"Misunderstandings, all misunderstandings! Fifth brother, you can say a good word! Yin San'er anxiously shouted to the old five who was stuck on the ground with his face facing the sky. The latter actually snorted "at the right time".
"He said we were demons!" The recliner rolled up its sleeves that didn't exist, and shouted at the many things that gathered around, instantly igniting their anger, and those things actually scolded Yin San'er like a shrew.
"Don't come here again, or I'm going to go crazy!" Yin San'er pulled out the magic weapon big knife, and his big hand touched it back, but it was empty. Hearing only a scream, a big tree rolled up Jiang Yun'er with its roots and flew out.
"Let go of my sister!" Yin San'er's eyes were red, and the big knife swept and pounced on Jiang Yun'er. A big axe meets the big sword, and the hard steel strikes.
He who had once relied solely on strength to hit the little Xuan Iron Sculpture hard, was actually chopped back four or five steps back by this axe, and the tiger's mouth of the right hand holding the knife exploded, and blood flowed.
Yin San'er became more and more worried about Jiang Yun'er's safety, holding the big knife with both hands, desperately instilling spiritual power, the magic weapon big knife was getting bigger and bigger in his hands, and a divine beast white tiger raised its head and roared in a layer of dense knife qi, and a thin layer of colorful light on the knife surface was like a rainbow after rain, which was extremely eye-catching.
The sky had darkened at some point, and the large clouds of pitch black pressed very low. Between the rolling black clouds, dazzling electric lights flashed, and rumbling thunder rang out.
The things suddenly dispersed, and they were crowded into a huge wooden house. The hut was trembling, and with great difficulty it pulled out four pillars buried in the ground, and ran to the deepest part of the courtyard, its huge face full of fear and a tooth-aching scream.
The things that had been left hanging out in place rushed over and scrambled into the house, but the big trees were too long, leaving most of them to sway outside.
Jiang Yun'er sat on the ground and cried loudly, the thunder and lightning in the air were even more violent, and the rain poured down. The fifth child, who was originally pretending to be asleep, suddenly jumped to Jiang Yun'er's side and pointed at the back of the little girl's neck. In the next second, a fist the size of a rice bowl hit his fingers and blasted Lao Wu out.
Yin San'er didn't chase after the fifth child, he just checked Jiang Yun'er's body distressedly, and found that she just fainted, there were no injuries on her body, and even her clothes were clean, so he was relieved.
The black clouds faded and disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the heavy rain came and went faster. Yin San'er glanced at the fifth child hatefully, picked up Jiang Yun'er and turned his head to leave.
"You're not cured?" Lao Wu frowned and asked.
"Even if you can't cure this disease, you can't hurt my sister!" Yin San'er paused, "What's more, you didn't want to cure it at all!" With that, he strode towards the door.
"Old Five, are you at home? You monkey brother I'm here! A familiar voice from Yin San'er sounded outside the door.
"The monkey master is here! Come in! Come in! The gate of the courtyard did not run away just now, but opened the door and greeted him flatteringly. A thin old man walked in briskly.
"What's wrong? Brothers. As soon as Hou Yi came in, he saw Yin San'er's face stretched, holding Jiang Yun'er in his arms, and holding a big knife in his hand. Old Five, are you sick again? ”
"How did I know he was your brother? He didn't say anything?! Lao Wu rubbed his fingers and said.
"Brother, brother, this is looking through the real person, by the way, I forgot to tell you, his name is the fifth child!" Hou Yi put his arm around Yin San'er's shoulders and turned him around, facing the fifth child.
Hot-blooded men like Yin San'er and others, there is nothing that can't be solved with one big drink, if there is, then two! After drinking a lot of wine, Yin San'er was already familiar with the fifth child.
"Brother, I have to study your problem, these three pills in your body are not cultivated by yourself, I have never encountered this situation." Lao Wu pulled Yin San'er's arm and shouted into his ear.
"But you're a great idea! Hahaha! knocked the back of his head and knocked out a demon pill! Hahahaha! It's hilarious! "The fifth child, who was still serious a moment ago, didn't know what funny things came to mind, and laughed non-stop.
The thief saint Houyi's face, which was already very red, turned black in an instant: "Old Five, if you dare to say that, I'm not done with you!" ”
"Hahaha! Brother, let me tell you, the first time I went with this old monkey to explore the Sanxiu Cave Mansion, I came across a strange Sanxiu. Hahaha! You make me laugh for a while, and I'll say Ang! Hahahaha! Oh! Old monkey, you dare to throw your shoes, be careful that I have summoned all the clothes on your body, so that you have no clothes to wear. The fifth child obviously drank too much and began to talk about Houyi's past embarrassment.