Chapter 15: Attracting Bees and Butterflies
"I won't lose it if I put it in Xuezheng for safekeeping."
"But I still want to see it, yes, you can return that book to me, otherwise I will tell the emperor, and I will say that you bullied me and robbed me of the small album I picked up."
Shangguan Wan'er was so frightened that her heart trembled.
He is a good learner, if this small album is in the hands of the emperor, he can't dare to think about it anymore.
"If it's given to you, what if someone else robs it? Let's go and watch it at home, okay? ”
Shangguan Wan'er wanted to stabilize Liang Biao first, coax him to the house, use some special means to divert his attention, and ignore this fateful matter.
"Do you have any good food at home?" Liang Biao showed a harmless smile on his face again.
"Absolutely."
"Okay then."
Shangguan Mansion.
Dinner was hearty.
Liang Biao ate and drank to his heart's content, wiped his mouth, lifted his pants, and walked out with his legs raised.
"Where are you going?" Shangguan Wan'er looked concerned.
"Go to the Teaching Workshop Division to see the excitement."
"Come back early, I'll get you ready for supper."
"Yes."
"Sneer......"
Shangguan Wan'er's nurse Dou Qiuniang laughed out loud.
"Han boy, if you don't look for a girl in that place, you have to have tea money, do you have money in your pocket?"
"I don't need money to climb the wall." Liang Biao puffed out his chest as a matter of course.
"Poof!"
"Huh!"
The two of them burst into laughter.
In the courtyard, Shangguan Wan'er and Dou Qiuniang lived.
Walking out of the house, Liang Biao's back still had a burning feeling.
Dou Qiuniang and Shangguan Wan'er kept staring at him, feeling like they were being looked at, and they were uncomfortable.
It is no wonder that Liang Biao's physique is different from the body like a hemp pole in his previous life, and the excellent explosive power of the gluteus maximus is visible to the naked eye.
"This kid is like a little mang, he can plow the ground upside down!"
After Liang Biao walked out for a while, he soon found Shangguan Wan'er following him.
After passing through the noisy night market, he easily threw her away, and went back, hiding in the night, observing the door of the house to see who would come.
These two women have the appearance of attracting bees and butterflies, and they are alone in the small courtyard, and it is impossible for them not to smell the fragrance of wild bees and butterflies.
After a pillar of incense, Li Jiancheng walked over from the path.
What's funny is that this guy changed into civilian clothes and deliberately dressed up, making it difficult for people to recognize his true face.
Dou Qiuniang opened the door and saw that it was Li Jiancheng, and said with a look of annoyance.
"Yo, it's Supervisor Li, Wan'er is not at home, what's the matter, let's talk about it tomorrow when I go to Guozijian."
Just about to close.
Li Jiancheng squeezed in through the door with a hippie smile.
"Don't mind Qiu Niang, I'm just here to find you, let's have a good chat tonight."
As he spoke, he was so smoky that he couldn't help himself with the warm aroma emanating from Dou Qiuniang's body, so he wanted to embrace the warm fragrance of nephrite into his arms.
Dou Qiuniang struggled to break free in disgust.
"You old thing give me some respect, dare to be rough with me, don't forget, I am Concubine Yin's nurse."
"Hehe, even if you are the emperor's nurse, how can you ......?"
Li Jiancheng poked his thick lips into the tips of Dou Qiuniang's ears and sideburns, his lips moved, and he bit Dou Qiuniang's ear and whispered a few words.
Dou Qiuniang suddenly stood in place with a shocked face.
was picked up by Li Jiancheng and went into her room.
"Five taels of silver, this is the old lady's rule." Dou Qiuniang was as cold as frost and stretched out five fingers.
"Oh, our relationship, mentioning money hurts feelings."
"Tsk!" Liang Biao smacked his lips in the dark.
This old thing is really picky, it seems that as a prisoner, he is used to prostitution!
Li Jiancheng is getting better.
Syllable!
Liang Biao broke through the door.
Li Jiancheng was frightened and furious.
"You little, who let you in, get out of here!"
Grabbed the teacup on the bedside table and smashed it in a rage.
A flash of cold light!
Smack!
The teacup was smashed by a Xueliang embroidered spring knife.
More than a dozen ghostly and terrifying brocade guards were guarding Liang Biao's side.
Seeing Jin Yiwei, the old thing almost scared his soul.
Then I saw that it was only a brocade guard wearing a bullfighting suit, so I forced myself to calm down and got up from Dou Qiuniang.
Hurriedly fasten the trouser belt.
"I am on good terms with Dou Qiuniang, and I have not violated customs or messed up ethics, why do you break in like this?"
Liang Biao snorted coldly.
"So many pairs of eyes can see that you are pushing the nurse, and you dare to quibble."
"Liang Hanzi, you are just a prisoner of the Guozi Prison, and you actually led Jinyiwei here to mess around, when did I bully her, I don't believe you ask."
Liang Biao turned his gaze to Dou Qiuniang.
Dou Qiuniang was also confused, and she didn't understand what was going on.
If it's just Liang Biao appearing, then it's nothing, why did a group of brocade guards suddenly rush in?
"This ...... That, I and Li Jiancheng are indeed on good terms, and I am alone, and it is not considered adultery, so you should go back. ”
The fat tiger walked out from behind Liang Biao, his head held high, his mouth was about to reach the sky, and he was dressed in a big red flying fish suit.
Everyone was stunned and wide-eyed, how could this fool ascend to the sky in one step and become a brocade guard?!
The fat tiger bowed to Liang Biao and saluted.
"My lord, this dog man and woman dare to lie to your face, and they should be severely punished."
Liang Biao nodded thoughtfully.
"This king has a bad brain, and he can't always remember, how much authority does the emperor give me?"
"As the commander of the Jinyi Guard, you can arrest and convict without the approval of the emperor, and execute those who cause chaos and destroy the law."
Li Jiancheng's face turned pale, and his lips trembled.
"Which one are you singing with me, the emperor will let a fool be the commander of the brocade clothes, it's a big joke in the world, I, I don't believe it, you ......"
Syllable!
Liang Biao raised his hand for a gold medal and slapped it on Li Jiancheng's mouth.
"Ahh
Li Jiancheng screamed, and when he saw the gold medal of the commander who fell to the ground, he almost peed his pants in fright!
Liang Biao scolded.
"You are disrespectful to the old, you are sanctimonious, full of benevolence and morality, and you are a thief and a prostitute."
Fat Tiger stepped forward and shouted aggressively.
"Li Jiancheng, when you see your lord, you still don't kneel."
Li Jiancheng just punched Liang Biao with a confused face.
"As a prisoner, I am the same as the commander, I am a third-grade, how can I kneel?"
"You old thing just don't owe a beating."
Liang Biao took out the Shangshu gold medal and smashed it in the face of Li Jiancheng again.
Syllable!
"Ahh
"Smash it back!"
Seeing at a glance that it turned out to be the gold medal of the Criminal Department's Shangshu, Li Jiancheng was suddenly frightened, and his legs were weak.
Plop to your knees.
"See the adults, I don't know that the adults are coming, there are many offenses, and I hope the adults will forgive the sins."
Liang Biao fell on deaf ears.
Turn to the fat tiger.
"He just hit me with a teacup, what is the crime?"