In the park, Kei Fujiwara and two actors sit around a stone table, and Yoshiyuki Miyata and another actor are looking intently at the script.

Kei Fujiwara looked up at the sky, and it was a clear blue, which made people feel happy.

The sunshine was so good, it was amazing, and even the money to go to the coffee shop was saved. Fujiwara Kei said in his heart.

"Mr. Fujiwara......" Takara Miyata said to Kei Fujiwara after reading it, "This seems to be a burlesque show......"

"Sort of, what's the problem?"

Takara Miyata hesitated for a moment and said, "I'm not a funny artist. ”

"You look down on the laugher?" Kei Fujiwara raised his eyebrows and began to carry out moral kidnapping.

Standing at the top are some actors who perform classical arts, who are called artists, treasures of the country, and inheritors of national culture. For example, Arima Katsuraka's father, who is the head of the White Crane House and the inheritor of the quintessential art of kabuki performances.

Slightly lower are naturally TV series and movie actors, and once they achieve the title of "national actor", they are almost the same as artists.

The next level is an idol, young and beautiful, with many fans, although he may also appear in a TV series, it is almost impossible to take on the main role. Often regarded as a vase by film critics and producers, it is also the main victim group of unspoken rules.

At the bottom are funny artists and variety shows. Generally, it only appears in variety shows, deliberately exposing ugliness to make people laugh, and in some spoof shows, the program team spoofs these people are the most ruthless, after all, this is their job.

"No, of course not." Takara Miyata hurriedly explained, "It's just that I haven't acted in such a work, so I'm afraid I won't be able to complete the task well." ”

"The content of the performance is not difficult, and I think the acting skills of Miyata-kun and Yamashita-kun are enough to cope." Fujiwara Kei said, "Of course, if you really don't want to act, I don't force it, you can do it yourself now." Let's not delay each other's time. ”

"No, I didn't mean that, I'm willing to act." Takara Miyata hurriedly said.

Fujiwara Kei nodded, "That's good, I'll bring the contract in the afternoon, and you can confirm it." ”

AP quietly pulled Kei Fujiwara aside and asked, "Fujiwara-kun, is this okay?" ”

Fujiwara Kei asked rhetorically, "Why not?" ”

AP said: "I read your script, the style is too exaggerated, what if the audience doesn't accept it?" I think it's better for us to find a cross talk artist or Kyogen master......"

"I have confirmed the script with Producer Kobayashi, and he has passed it." Kei Fujiwara said, "What's more, our short films only run for about 10 minutes in total, so even if the audience doesn't like it, it's not a big problem." If the ratings get low, it's a big deal for us to change back. ”

Kei Fujiwara said this on his lips, but what he thought in his heart was: With this rating, is there still room for decline?

AP thought for a moment and said, "Okay then. ”

The script was not long, and Takara Miyata and Jiro Yamashita quickly rehearsed it, and the two performed it in front of Kei Fujiwara, and the effect was outstanding.

Okay, now it's time to look for passers-by.

Kei Fujiwara thought to himself, casting his gaze on a row of small shops not far away.

Kei Fujiwara walks into a ramen shop, his eyes shoot like a detector inside the store, and when his gaze sweeps over a young girl with chestnut hair, Kei Fujiwara's beauty radar instantly "drops".

This one looks good, that's all she has!

The photographer behind the statue of Fujiwara glanced at him, and the photographer immediately found a place to sit down and adjust the shooting angle to ensure that the actor and passers-by were in the camera at the same time.

The young girl was having dinner with a friend, unnoticed.

Half a minute later, a young man in a hat sat down in the seat next to them, still holding a comic book in his hand and humming a song in his mouth.

He ordered a bowl of noodle soup and ate it with a sigh.

The girl turned her head to look at him, but immediately turned her head back and continued to talk to her friend.

"Hey, let me tell you, that divination house is very smart......"

It's a pity that Takara Miyata is not a handsome guy and did not attract the attention of the girl at the next table in the slightest.

"Well, yes, Captain, yes......"

A few minutes later, Jiro Yamashita walked in from outside the store, holding a PHS phone, commonly known as a PHS mobile phone, and he was talking something into the phone.

"Ah, that bounty wanted guy just now, I just caught Kento Yamazaki, uh-huh, right......"

Yamashita Jiro was a little loud on the phone, and the two young girls looked over again.

Is it a detective? The young girl said in her heart.

"Yes, I'll be back to the police station in a moment, and I'm going to leave after eating."

After hanging up the phone, Yamashita Jiro walked past Takara Miyata, suddenly stopped, and then bent down and lowered his head to see Miyata's face hidden by the brim of his hat.

"Takara Miyata?" Tomohisa Yamashita suddenly called out his name, "Viper Takayo? ”

Miyata Takara coughed, lowered the brim of his hat, and said, "I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person." ”

"The 64th session of Feifeng Elementary School, Takara Miyata, is that you?"

"No, you recognized the wrong person......"

The girl was attracted to the two, but she didn't particularly care.

"Oh, yes, I'm sorry ......," said Yamashita Jiro, turning away, but after two seconds, he suddenly turned around again, leaned down and sang:

"I climbed to the highest place, caught the brightest stars, chose the hardest path, and gained the strongest heart......"

Jiro Yamashita sang and waved his fists.

And Miyata Takara on the other side couldn't help but start waving his fists, "I crossed the sea, the wind is blowing, and Cassiopeia looks very close......"

The two of them began to sing.

The girl next door almost sprang out of her nostrils with a mouthful of noodle soup.

Was the original way to confirm identity by singing the school song?

These two living treasures!

The two girls looked at the two of them in tacit agreement, and their attention was completely sucked away by these two stupid things.

"Haha, it's really you, Miyamoto-kun." Yamashita Jiro smiled and sat down across from him, "You fraudster, you're busy running away, and you've lost a lot of weight!" ”

Fraud?!

The young girl was stunned and looked at Takara Miyamoto again.

Wearing a hat, I can't see my eyes clearly, but I can see that I am a little thin, well, I really don't look like a good person!

Takara Miyata said, "I heard that you became a police officer. ”

Yamashita Jiro said: "I praised you with my colleagues in the bureau, the police, saying that this cub is my friend of the bamboo horse, and your criminal record seems to have seven crimes, right?" ”

Seven offenses? The girl was a little surprised, it seems that it is a serial crime, this recidivist fell into the hands of the police, and it is estimated that he will be in prison for a long time.

"Eight offenses." Takara Miyata said calmly.

"Ah, just a little bit and again?"

"Yes, because I'm diligent."

Don't put your diligence to work like this, bastard! The young girl complained in her heart.

"Your current bounty is about seven million, right?"

"It's eight million." Takara Miyata added again, "Because I committed it again." ”

Yamashita Jiro picked up the phone: "Well, it's the Twilight Detective, I'm now at the beginning of the day 2-4-8 ......"

Takara Miyata quickly stood up, snatched the phone, and then slapped Jiro Yamashita on the head.

"Stinky boy, are you going to send your friend to prison, we're friends!"