"Of course it's not enough!" Tang Yi stood up, "There is one thing that Western medicine does not have in traditional Chinese medicine, and that is to cut the pulse. The pulse of ordinary people does not float or sink, does not slow or count, calmly and slowly, soft and powerful, fluent and even, and has the same rhythm! If any of these things are not the same, the corresponding symptoms can be derived according to the situation. ”

"Good, lad! Yes, the things of the ancestors were not lost! An old man stood up from his seat and applauded excitedly!

Tang Yi nodded at the old man, "According to the above four diagnoses, the patient has a myocardial infarction caused by alcoholism and staying up late for a long time!" ”

Hearing Tang Yi's diagnosis, the passenger was stunned and a little disappointed at the same time.

On the other hand, Sendi was sarcastic, even with a little disdain, "I thought you were so powerful, what I said before was the Tao." But what is the difference between your judgment and ours! The patient did not get better after using nitroglycerin tablets, proving that your judgment was wrong! ”

"What's the hurry?" Tang Yi looked at the forest like a clown jumping off the beam with disdain, "As I said just now, the patient drinks and often stays up late. ”

Rosen leaned on the patient's side and sniffed, "Yes, the patient does smell of alcohol, and your judgment is correct." ”

Sendi heard the boss's affirmation of Tang Yi, "Boss, since our diagnosis is correct, why does taking nitroglycerin tablets not work." ”

Looking at their employees, they still don't understand the truth, and they are inevitably a little disappointed.

"Today's plane takes off at 6 a.m., and people at this time have a bad appetite and usually can't eat. Skipping breakfast and staying up late with alcohol is easy to get low blood pressure. Tang Yi looked at Rosen playfully, "In this case, giving nitroglycerin to the patient can easily cause low blood pressure and coma." ”

Rosen sighed, "It's me who didn't notice the smell of alcohol on the patient, and the diagnosis was wrong." ”

The purser saw the cause and found, "Then what medicine should we give to the patient?" ”

"There is no need for medication, let the patient drink some sugar water, and he will wake up after a while." Tang Yi glanced at the pale patient and gave a convenient and effective treatment plan.

The flight attendant standing next to her heard Tang Yi's treatment plan and hurriedly brewed a glass of sugar water for the patient.

Seeing the patient on his smooth thighs and being carefully taken care of by the flight attendant, Tang Yi was a little envious and a little jealous.

The patient drank the sugar water, and after a while, his breathing gradually stabilized, and his pale face had a hint of blood, and then gradually woke up.

The passengers in the first class let out cheers one by one.

"The young man is amazing, he really has a long face for us Chinese people."

"Dude, awesome! You have to act early, and the patient will not be in a coma for so long. ”

"Foreigner, what else is there to say now? You have been tinkering with instruments for so long, and it is not as fast as our Chinese medicine doctors to look at and hear and diagnose. ”

……

A little embarrassed to be praised by everyone, Tang Yi touched his nose, "It's nothing, anyone who knows a little medical science will judge it like this." ”

What does it mean to know a little bit of medical science? Are you saying we don't know how to heal?

Sendi grabbed Tang Yi's collar, "Huaxiaren, what do you mean?" ”

Tang Yi looked at Sendi innocently and shrugged, "Am I wrong?" A doctor who only focuses on cold data and ignores the patients themselves, how can a qualified doctor make such a low-level mistake. ”

"You... fuck。 Sendi's fist was raised high, "Boy, you're looking for death!" ”

Looking at the angry Sendi playfully, the expression on Tang Yi's face did not change at all, "I'm so scared!" The plane belonged to Huaxia Airlines, and now its airspace is Huaguo, and its destination is Kyoto, Huaguo. If you hit me and try it, Lao Tzu will make you pay an unimaginable price. ”

Seeing that his assistant's hand was raised high and did not fall for a long time, Professor Rosen looked at Tang Yi with a pair of eagle-like eyes, "Young man, what you said is very good. But we're at least doctors, and you... It is likely to be a swindler. ”

Tang Yi's index finger flicked the numb bone of Sendi's elbow, and the moment the other party withdrew his hand, he took a step back and got rid of the restraints, "Liar? What did I lie to you? ”

Rosen sneered, "What you just said belongs to the category of Chinese medicine, and Harvard University does not have the discipline of Chinese medicine. The Mayo Clinic Distinguished Professor is even more nonsense, even I am not qualified to be a doctor there. You kid, what's the qualification. ”

Sendi rubbed his elbow joints, and finally found the point of counterattack, "A liar, give us this lesson back, I really don't know where you got the courage." ”

Tang Yi looked at the two of them and didn't explain! Walked over to the patient who had just woken up, did a brief check-up, and prepared to leave.

"Why do you want to run away when your lies are exposed?" Rosen took out his satellite phone, "Do you know what the consequences of impersonating a special professor at the Mayo Clinic are?" Oh, how would you know about it you liar. Soon you'll understand, though. ”

Watching Rosen press the satellite phone, Tang Yi's face was as ugly as eating a fly.

Seeing Tang Yi's ugly face, a flight attendant walked up to him and whispered, "Although I don't know what kind of hospital the Mayo Clinic is, it shouldn't be easy." After the plane lands in a while, I will help you drag them, and you run quickly. ”

Looking at the lovely stewardess next to him, the corners of Tang Yi's mouth twitched, if he usually would tease a few words, and then ask the other party to have a meal or something to express his gratitude, but he was really not in the mood at the moment.

"Oh, my dear Lord Sampus, how are you?" Rosen looked at Tang Yi with a smug face, and almost said, the kid is finished.

“fuck。 Rosen, you fuck off, don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning? Disturb my rest so late, do you want to give me a reasonable explanation. Don't even think about coming to Mayo next year. ”

Hearing the familiar voice, Tang Yi couldn't help but swallow his saliva and looked at Rosen with a resentful expression.

But in Rosen's eyes, Tang Yi's expression was more like pleading, regretting, and a smug smile appeared on his face, "Sampus, don't be angry, I met an interesting young man on the plane to Huaxia, who claimed to be a distinguished professor at the Mayo Clinic. He was young, arrogant, and unreasonable. This kind of person pretending to be a special professor at the Mayo Clinic is completely smearing. ”

"Your Excellency Sampus, if you want to hold this person accountable, I will go to the consulate after getting off the plane and ask for his information!" Across the phone, Rosen had a flattering smile on his face, even if the person on the other side couldn't see it.

"What's that young man's name?"

"Tang, Tang Yi!" Rosen thought for a long time, and finally said this name that was a bit tongue-twisting to him, "Lord Sampus, are you going to hold him legally responsible?" I can do it for you. ”

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a long time, "Give him the phone, I have something to say to him." ”

Rosen suddenly felt that something was wrong, Sampus had the title of tyrant, and at the moment he was so calm, it seemed that something was wrong.

Looking at the phone handed over, Tang Yi wanted to cry and run, "Hey, teacher, why don't you rest so late." ”

"Fuck, bastard! Sure enough, it's you! Sampus's voice was so loud that even through the phone, his angry roar was still clear to everyone present.

Tang Yi kept the phone away from his ear, and waited for the roar to be quieter, and then put it on his ear again, "My teacher, you have a bad heart!" I don't want to get off the plane and get the news that you're hospitalized! ”

"Then you kid still say goodbye, do you know how sad I am?" Sampus vented, "The medical environment in Huaguo is not good, if you are wronged in Huaguo, you can come back!" ”

"Thank you!" Tang Yi was a little moved, a tyrant in the eyes of others, but he was a fatherly existence here, "But Huaguo is my motherland after all, I was born here and rooted here." Whether it is poor or rich, I am willing to give my part for it. ”

Sampus sighed on the other end of the line, "Okay! My dear students, may you have made the right choice. ”

"I can't go wrong with my choice!" Tang Yi looked at the gradually clear earth outside through the window, and a faint smile hung on his face.

"Alright! Damn, I'm going to sleep again. There is also an important meeting in the morning, and there can be no mistakes. Oh, by the way, please tell Rosen that he has no chance to come to Mayo to study! Damn bastards, dare to slander my students! This kind of person has me one day, don't think about getting into Mayo half a step. ”

The phone hung up, Tang Yi looked at Lawson with an innocent face, as if to say, look, you can't blame me for the phone you want to make.

Rosen's eyes widened and his eyes were red, ordinary injured beasts.

"I don't want to find trouble, and I don't like to find trouble!" Tang Yi shrugged, "You said you, wouldn't it be good to take my certificate and check it." If you have to call, now it's okay! ”

"Hello dear passengers, the plane is about to arrive at Huaguo Kyoto International Airport, please sit in your seat and do not walk at will."

Hearing the flight attendant's announcement, Tang Yi sighed, "I'm old, I want to drive some, and it's easy to hurt my liver when I'm angry." ”

Tang Yi turned his head and ignored Rosen, he had seen too many such people in the Stars and Stripes Country, and he had slapped them in the face with his actions more than once.

What do you say about the slap in the face? It's good to slap someone else in the face. After all, your face hurts.

Every time after slapping someone else's face, Tang Yi would comfort himself like this, so that his heart would be more comfortable, after all, he thought he was a kind person.

The flight attendant saw that Tang Yi was going back to the economy class, and hurriedly stepped forward, "Sir, the plane is about to land, why don't you find a seat in the first class cabin?" ”

Tang Yi wanted to say, no, the beauty has an appointment, how can you disappoint the beauty.

Just as he was about to answer, he could see the face of the flight attendant lady and the spring light under the white shirt, and he swallowed it back immediately.

"Okay, no problem! May I ask where I can sit. ”

People have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away.

As a professional hooligan, beauties are also divided into three, six, nine and so on.

Although the flight attendant and Xu Yanran in front of her are both top beauties, they are better than the temptation of uniforms.

As soon as Tang Yi sat down, the flight attendant bent down to fasten his seat belt for him and said in his ear, "There is my phone number on it, remember to contact me!" ”

Looking down at the note in his hand, Tang Yi swallowed his saliva, as a professional hooligan, how can such a beautiful woman not grasp it, contact must be contacted, whoever doesn't contact is a bastard.