The so-called early to bed and early to get up early is in good health, it is better to sleep until the sun rises and wake up naturally.

When Tang Yi arrived at the school infirmary, it was close to ten o'clock, and the school infirmary was unusually deserted at this time.

Occasionally, students come over, and they are all small symptoms of cold and fever, and of course, sometimes they will encounter some difficult problems.

Not long after he sat down, a sneaky figure appeared outside the door.

Tang Yi looked at the figure wrapped tightly in the quilt, "What are you doing?" ”

The figure saw that there were two doctors in the infirmary, and looked around for a while to make sure there was no one else. After some hesitation, he walked into the infirmary, locked the door, and then removed the quilt he was wrapping around himself.

Seeing what was in the student's mouth, Tang Yi and Zhang Guanmin were stunned.

The student hurriedly walked to the desk, pointed to the light bulb in his mouth, and made a "woo-woo" sound.

Tang Yi tried his best to hold back a smile, asked the student to sit beside him, looked at the swollen sausage-like lips, and took a deep breath, "How long has this been the case?" ”

The student took out his phone and typed a line, "It's been more than three hours!" ”

Tang Yi led the students to the disposal room, "Sit on the bed, I'll see if the light bulb is broken first!" ”

Because of the presence of foreign bodies in the mouth, saliva is secreted in large quantities, and the lips and tongue are already swollen.

Tang Yi didn't dislike it, holding the flashlight in one hand, pinching the end of the bulb with the other hand and rotating it gently, after making sure that the bulb was complete, he breathed a sigh of relief, "Luckily, the bulb is not broken, wait for this, I'll go get edible wax oil." ”

Zhang Guanmin glanced at the disposal room, "Are you sure?" If it doesn't work, send it to the affiliated hospital, don't hurt the student. ”

Tang Yi washed his hands and glanced back at the direction of the disposal room, "This little thing has to be sent to the emergency department, and you look down on me too much." ”

Zhang Guanmin smiled, "Don't think about it too much, I'm just worried that students will be injured due to improper operation and cause unnecessary trouble." ”

Tang Yi can also understand Zhang Guanmin's worries, such a matter of taking light bulbs will not add up to a few cases in the country. A careless operation may hurt the student's mouth.

Zhang Guanmin looked at the things and was almost ready, "I read the news before that some students didn't believe that the light bulb couldn't be taken out of their mouths, and thought it was just fake news that deceived clicks, but I didn't expect that I really encountered it today." ”

"You're so curious?" Tang Yi put the instrument into the tray, "Then come in with me!" ”

"That's what I mean!"

The two came to the disposal room and looked at the students who didn't dare to move, and they couldn't help but shake their heads.

Taking out the edible wax oil from the tray, Tang Yi glanced at the frightened student, "There may be an astringent feeling in the mouth for a while, don't be nervous, let alone swallow, understand?" ”

"Woooooo With a pleading face, the student hurriedly took his mobile phone and typed a line, "It won't hurt, will it?" I don't have a girlfriend yet. ”

"No, don't worry!" Tang Yi lowered his head, and after making sure that the wax oil was sent into his mouth from that direction, he began to prepare.

Before the operation, Tang Yi still explained a few words with some unease, "Open your mouth as much as possible for a while, don't move." Especially in the mouth, once it has not been disposed of, the light bulb will burst, which will inevitably cause oral injury. ”

After the student nodded, Tang Yi used a tool to evenly apply the cooking wax oil to the light bulb.

"Woooooo The student pointed to his mouth and hurriedly took out his mobile phone to type.

Tang Yi naturally understood what the student wanted to ask, "What's the hurry?" The cooking wax oil has not dried yet, and it is still risky to take it out. ”

The student lowered his head and typed on his phone, "Can you not be in a hurry?" The mouth was full of saliva, and the lip flap was no longer felt. ”

"Did you read some news on the Internet?" Tang Yi took the flashlight to make sure that the wax oil had solidified, "You can find relevant cases on the Internet, why don't you believe it." ”

The student's operation was very fast, but Tang Yi turned around, and he had already typed out a line of text, "I'm a rumor buster, and a fan sent me a private message yesterday, and someone stuffed a light bulb into his mouth and took it out, so I tried it this morning, but I didn't expect it to be in the card." ”

Looking at the content of the message, Tang Yi pursed his lips, "Open your mouth, don't move, do you hear it." ”

Seeing the student nodding, he took the scissors out of the tray and tapped them lightly on the bulb.

"Bang!"

After a few times, the light bulb broke, and seeing that the student was about to bow his head, Tang Yi hurriedly stopped it, "I don't want my mouth to be cut by the light bulb, so I honestly open my mouth and endure it for three hours, which is not bad for a while." ”

The student hurriedly stopped his movements and tried to open his mouth.

Tang Yi picked up the tweezers next to him and pinched the fragments out of the student's mouth until the last piece, "Okay, go to the sink to rinse your mouth, and then come to me to prescribe some medicine." ”

"Okay~" After opening his mouth for a long time, his lips and tongue have been swollen to varying degrees, and it is not easy to speak.

When the student came back after rinsing his mouth, Tang Yi had already prescribed the medicine.

Wiping his mouth, the student opened his mouth wide, "It's taken out, thank you, doctor." ”

Tang Yi leaned back in his chair, "Rumor buster? You can't experiment with your own! ”

The student scratched his head awkwardly, sat on the chair, and said embarrassedly, "I saw the video posted by the fan, he can do it, and I thought I could do it myself, so I tried it, and it turned out like this." MD, I really believe in his evil, dog-day stuff. ”

Tang Yi said angrily, "Didn't you pay attention to what type of bulb it was?" ”

Looking at the student and thinking for a moment, "It seems to be an incandescent lamp, but I didn't pay attention to the size." ”

"Anatomically speaking, the mandible opens downwards at the back of the oral cavity. The deeper the bulb is inserted, the greater the angle of the upper and lower jaws should be propped up without the bulb being cut off. When a person opens his mouth, his tongue instinctively shrinks back. Even if the tongue is compressed, it does not interfere with the movement of the upper and lower jaws. The common incandescent lamp is similar to the size of our mouth, and when it is put into the mouth, it can enter smoothly with a momentary momentum. Tang Yi pointed to the fragments of the light bulb in the tray, "As for the reason why you can't get out, I'm sure you've seen it on the Internet, right?" ”

The student scratched his head embarrassedly, "The light bulb has a large head and a small tail, and the mouth is filled with a light bulb, so the normal movement of the temporomandibular joint will be restricted, and the mouth can no longer be opened and closed, and the mouth will shrink when the mouth is opened, and the head of the light bulb will be stuck in the teeth and lips." ”

"Yo, you're pretty clear!" Tang Yi teased by the way, "It's good that guns are banned in China, otherwise I'm really worried about the day when you use a dictionary to block bullets as you said on the Internet." ”

"Hehe, if there were a gun, I really wanted to try it!" The student smirked.

Sighing, Tang Yi kindly reminded, "You are not the god of death, don't do something dangerous to the death, otherwise one day your wife may become someone else's daughter-in-law." ”

The student shuddered, but then thought about how he didn't have a girlfriend yet, "I don't have a girlfriend yet, so I don't worry about this!" ”

The corners of Tang Yi's mouth twitched, "When I was in a beautiful country, I treated a parkour enthusiast, but because of a mistake in his actions, both of them were broken, and he couldn't be humane ever since." Do you want to be like him? ”

Men can not be afraid of death, but they are afraid of not having money, afraid of being green, afraid of not working.

No one is good anymore, and nine times out of ten, his wife has become the king next door.

The student was still a little disapproving, "I, I'm just a mythbuster, not an extreme athlete?" Besides, I'm not an idiot, I can tell right from wrong! ”

Tang Yi glanced around, leaned on the table and said with a serious face, "I heard that the beautiful country extracted a gene from the gecko, and applied it from the back of the palace, which can not only recover within three weeks, but also increase and thicken and last longer." ”

When it came to increasing and thickening, Zhang Guanmin was a little interested, "Really? ”

The student nodded vigorously, "How can there be such a medicine for sale?" ”

"I asked a friend to come back from the beautiful national post a few days ago, do you want it?" Tang Yi took out his mobile phone and opened the collection code, "Don't 9998, don't want 998, 98 yuan today, let you take it home!" ”

Watching the two of them hesitate for a while, open the sweep, and prepare to pay.

Tang Yi slapped his forehead, leaned back in his chair and looked at the ceiling, "MD, of course it's fake, you all believe this kind of nonsense." ”

Glancing at the side, Zhang Guanmin sighed, "Today's students don't have the concept of distinguishing right from wrong at all. ”

The student said innocently, "Then you just asked?" ”

Zhang Guanmin looked distressed, "As a doctor, will I believe this kind of nonsense?" I'm just cooperating with Dr. Tang to teach you a lesson! ”

Wait until the student takes the medicine and leaves with a puzzled face.

Tang Yi looked at Zhang Guanmin, who was sitting opposite, and asked cautiously, "Old Zhang, are you really bad?" ”

"Who can't? Didn't I just say that? It's to match you! Zhang Guanmin raised his head sharply and quickly denied it.

Glancing between Zhang Guanming's legs, Tang Yi nodded meaningfully.

Noticing Tang Yi's eyes, Zhang Guanmin asked angrily, "Where are you looking?" I said it all, it was to cooperate with you, why don't you believe it? ”

Tang Yi pursed his lips and nodded, "Believe, of course believe." By the way, Lao Zhang forgot to tell you that I am still a Chinese medicine practitioner and have some research in that area. Not to mention increasing and thickening, there are still secret recipes for extending by more than ten minutes. ”

Zhang Guanmin was worried that Tang Yi would lie to him again, so he lowered his head and kept silent.

Tang Yi put his feet on the table, "My recipe came from the former Tartar womb, and the effect is very good, who knows who uses it." ”

"Bang!" Zhang Guanmin slapped the table heavily, stood up, and looked angry, "It's okay to joke, but it must be moderate." ”

Before Tang Yi could apologize, Zhang Guanmin looked left and right like a thief, leaned on the table, and whispered, "Hand over the prescription, and I will forgive you for your inappropriate words." ”

MD, scared Lao Tzu, I really thought this guy was angry. While Tang Yi scolded angrily in his heart, he picked up the pen and paper on the table and quickly wrote down a prescription, "Take it twice a day for a month, don't have sex during this period, otherwise the effect will be halved!" ”

Looking at the prescription in his hand suspiciously, Zhang Guanmin still didn't believe it, "Dilong, isn't it an earthworm?" This stuff can also be used in medicine? You're not kidding me again, are you? ”

"Dilong can produce a variety of traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine." Tang Yi looked disgusted, he was still a doctor, and he asked such a mentally retarded question, "In the "Compendium of Materia Medica", it is said that it has the effect of activating the meridians, activating blood and removing blood stasis, and more than 40 kinds of medicinal effects of the earth dragon are recorded in the insect department. ”

Seeing Tang Yi's troubled appearance, Zhang Guanmin put the prescription into his pocket suspiciously, "I'll believe you again." ”