410, fooling Zheng Zhifeng [2/2]
Zheng Zhilong said in an excited voice: "Quick, shoot a shot to show the Governor...... I'm going to see the test gun!"
The ten artillerymen under him were actually very excited, and suddenly changed from second-order artillery to third-order, which is really super treatment, you must know that in the Great Meng Country, the third-order profession can either be the guard of each county, or you can enter the Royal Forest Army, and the ordinary second-order miscellaneous soldiers are not at the same level at all. Let's take Fengyun Eighteen Zhi as an example, except for Zheng Zhihu who is a fourth-order "madman", Zheng Zhilong who is the head of the melon with his head, and Zheng Zhifeng who relies on his brothers to ascend to the throne and does not count, everything else only has third-order combat power.
They were suddenly promoted to the third order, and their status in the pirate's den was suddenly incomparable.
Ten artillerymen excitedly adjusted their cannons and aimed at the target in the distance, and after a while, the ten cannons let out a roar one after another, and the ten shells were disengaged, spun and flew out, and bombarded the target five miles away, three of these shells hit the target, four grazed the target, and three fell within two meters of the target.
For something like a cannon, playing such a result can be said to be a perfect answer.
Zheng Zhilong was overjoyed, and jumped high on the ground: "Wow, really, it's true! Such an artillery range and hit rate, hahahaha, I'm going to be developed, hahahaha, who is still my opponent in the world! Hahahaha! cough...... Ahem......"
Laughing too much, a mouthful of phlegm stuck in his throat, he almost lost his breath, but even if he was angry, his hands were still holding the fake promotion certificate high, for fear of crumpling a little. Zheng Zhihu, Zheng Zhibao, and Zheng Zhifeng were frightened. Hurriedly surrounded him, helped the eldest brother pat his back, and was smooth. It took a long time for Zheng Zhilong to ease up.
"Lord Wang, you actually sold me such a good treasure for a mere 500,000 taels of silver...... I'm really ...... Woo...... I'm so moved......" Zheng Zhilong shed tears of gratitude: "This is no different from giving it away for nothing." ”
"Well, it's a small thing!" Yi Yun forced a smile. He waved his hand and said: "The friendship between you and me, which can be measured by silver? I will just accept this 500,000 taels casually, so that you feel better, if you don't accept this money, and give it away completely for nothing, I am afraid that you will feel that you owe me a great favor, and it will be troublesome if you don't pay it in the future." ”
Zheng Zhilong's head tapped a few times: "Even so, I still feel that I owe you a great favor...... You can rest assured. I know what the prince likes the most, and when I go back, I'll send you all the beauties I can get, and if you want to use them as sex slaves or something, I can also help train me. ”
Iyun Khan: "This...... Ahem...... This doesn't have to be. By the way, Governor Zheng, there is a very important note. You have to remember. ”
"Lord Wang, please speak!"
Yi Yun pretended to be true: "This promotion certificate must be used with a cannon, if you don't have a cannon, the promotion certificate will be invalid." ”
"Oh, and this is exquisite?" Zheng Zhilongqi said: "I have never heard that the certificate of promotion has to be used with other things." ”
"Che, can other promotion certificates be used repeatedly?" Yi Yun said with a dark face, "Because this is a promotion certificate that is used repeatedly." So it also has special conditions of use, what's so strange about that?"
"Oh, I see!" Zheng Zhilong hurriedly slammed it to the ground: "Thank you for your advice, I'll get some blacksmiths to make cannons when I go back, hahahaha......"
"In addition, you ten artillerymen, don't take them back to the main island yet, Liu Xiang's spies are still active, and the matter of the new artillery and the new cannon must not be leaked, so let them nest on Blacksmith Island first, and then let go of the news when I clean up the Dutch and Liu Xiang." "Yi Yun said.
"Of course!" Zheng Zhilong agreed without a word. ...,
At this time, Zheng Zhifeng began to be depressed again, she stretched out her head beside her, and shouted: "Lord Jiashan, you sold such a precious promotion certificate to my brother, and only collected 500,000 taels, why did you refuse to sell me an ordinary one......? These certificates are much less valuable than this recurring artillery promotion card, why don't you give them to me?"
"This ...... Ahem, I really didn't!" said Yi Yun with a wry smile and spread his hands.
"Don't believe it! You must have it!" Zheng Zhifeng shouted: "So many of your domestic slaves have been transferred, but you just told me no, who believes it." I'll give you another 500,000 taels, and you'll be fine, and sell me one. ”
"It's really not about money!" Yi Yun smiled wryly.
"What's the problem then?" Zheng Zhifeng flattened his mouth: "You said that you sold him the certificate because you had a good relationship with my brother, so you refused to sell it to me, must you not have a good relationship with me?"
Dizzy, the ghost treats you as a friend! Yi Yun secretly complained in his heart: There is no friendship between men and women, only the relationship that can be pushed or not.
But this cannot be said...... It's really a bit difficult to get rid of this woman.
Yi Yun thought about it, forget it, what kind of way to fool her, so that she doesn't have to pester me every day, is it annoying?
Yi Yun snorted: "Forget it, you wait for me, I'll go get a certificate for you." He went into his cabin, opened a piece of gold leaf, and wrote on it, "Third Order...... Swordsman...... The certificate of promotion ......", turned over and wrote on the back: "Conditions of use: anyone can use it." ”
After writing, Yi Yun walked to the deck and threw the gold leaf into Zheng Zhifeng's hand: "Take it! ”
"Really, fake?" Zheng Zhifeng was overjoyed.
"Nonsense, I've never been a fake!"
"That'...... How to use this card?" Zheng Zhifeng was a little timid.
"Well...... A long mantra needs to be recited. Yi Yun pretended to say: "I'll just say it once, if you don't remember it clearly, then don't blame me, and don't bother me in the future." ”
Zheng Zhifeng nodded violently and said, "Okay, I'll remember it clearly." ”
Yi Yun coughed, shook his head and said: "Proclaim, you obey my command, I will send your sword, I will obey the call of the Holy Grail, and those who will obey this will respond! I swear that I am the one who accomplishes all the good deeds in the world, and I am the one who spreads all the evil deeds in the world! Thou shalt be here for seven days of the three great spiritual words, the wheel of self-restraint, guardian of the balances! Obey me, and this fate will be decided by your sword!"
After reading it, Yi Yun clapped his hands and said, "It's done, do you remember clearly?"
Zheng Zhifeng's face changed greatly: "This ...... It's so long, and it's so mouthful, what fool invented such a job transfer spell...... I...... How could I possibly remember. ”
"No, you can't remember it yourself, don't blame me. Eyun snorted.
Zheng Zhifeng's tears flowed out of the ground: "Woo...... Wow...... Bullying ......"
"Instead of crying here, why don't you go back and lie down on the bed and think carefully about the incantation I just recited, maybe you will remember?" said Yi Yun with bad intentions.
"Hmm...... Reasonable...... yes, I've got to go back and remember. Zheng Zhifeng jumped up again like a rabbit with an arrow, first put the fake promotion certificate into his arms, then ran to the side of the boat in three steps and two steps, jumped into the sea with a pop, and then swam away with a snap.
Tsk, this woman, stupid to death! Yi Yun looked at her back and couldn't help but think evilly: This level is comparable to the stupid assassin Lu Xi, how did she become one of the eighteen Zhizhi of Fengyun?...,
In the following days, it was still intense to build cannons, and it took more than 400 blacksmiths two months to replace all the naval guns on the Iyun battleship with cannons, and all the female artillerymen finally completed the promotion as they wished. The career of the science and technology department is good here, and promotion will not occupy the quota of Yiyun's daily "Pull House Soaring". He can also use these days to promote an additional batch of maids sent from Zheng Zhilong. These maids are all beauties, Zheng Zhilong originally planned to be sent to Yi Yun to be sex slaves, but Yi Yun turned into a variety of professions such as famous doctors, swordsmen, and military generals.
In addition, the Fuso gunsmiths from Tanegashima were not idle, they finally succeeded in making the first rifle, and after some careful consideration, Iyun decided to give this rifle to the stupid assassin Lu Xi to use, and easily Lu Xi's profession was also "pulled out of the house and soared" into a "rifleman" in the science and technology department. Let her stand behind her with a rifle and be a female guard.
During these two months of preparation, good news and bad news kept coming.
The good news is that Zheng Zhilong is in a good mood, and he has brought a group of blacksmiths to the island to learn how to make cannons from Yiyun's blacksmiths. After Yi Yun figured out the truth that science and technology cannot be kept secret from his own people, he also relaxed the restrictions and let the blacksmiths learn hard and share the technology.
The bad news came from the sea, Zheng Zhilong's ships were still being harassed by the Dutch and Liu Xiang, the connection between the Penghu Islands and Dayuan Island was almost broken, and the shipping routes with the mainland were also seriously damaged. The Dutch not only attacked Zheng Zhilong's ship, but also listed the merchant ships flying Zheng Zhilong's dragon flag. wants to suppress Zheng Zhilong's prestige, so that the maritime merchants who come and go from the south to the north dare not rely on Zheng Zhilong anymore.
Therefore, every few days or ten days, a battered flotilla that had been attacked by the Dutch sailed into Magong Port, and as soon as these attacked people arrived at Magong Port, they immediately complained to Zheng Zhilong, and the crying and shouting rang out. These people's ships paid protection money to Zheng Zhilong, so they were attacked, and Zheng Zhilong was also obliged to help them out.
The defeat of the Dutch is urgent, it is already imminent!
In 1563, the year of the sword unsheathed, early summer!
Yi Yun's fleet left Blacksmith Island suddenly, and due to the extremely fast and sudden evacuation, the spies arranged by Liu Xiang around Zheng Zhilong did not have time to spy on it, and the entire fleet disappeared without a trace. sailed into the vast sea of sand and began to play hide-and-seek and guerrilla with the Dutch...... (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )