Chapter 112: Soup Song

Because of fear, fear of the appearance of emotions, cured the joy and sadness of the classmates,

However, because of many emotional changes, the students still suffered from sluggishness and lack of concentration.

This kind of mental malaise and lack of concentration cannot be regarded as a disease, but can only be said to be a normal physiological phenomenon.

For this situation, Tang Yi has no better way, "It is best to soak your feet in hot water when you go back at night, and conditionally soak some wolfberries and sour jujube seeds, which will help treat mental exhaustion and lack of concentration caused by neurasthenia." ”

"Goji berries, aren't they used to tonify the kidneys?"

"My kidneys are very healthy, great, no need to make up!"

"I don't know if the kidneys are good or not, anyway, my girlfriend can't stand it every time."

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Tang Yi, who was standing on the stage, rubbed his eyebrows, if it weren't for the fact that these students had only studied Chinese medicine for more than a month, he really wanted to kill them, with a harmless smile on his face, "Yes, I still know that wolfberry nourishes the kidney, and I haven't studied Chinese medicine in vain during this time!" ”

The boys sitting in the front row didn't understand the deeper meaning of the words.

Zhang Zhifeng sat in his position with a wicked smile on his face, "Even if you don't study medicine, we all understand the role of wolfberry in tonifying the kidney!" ”

Sun Yi, who was sitting in the second row, looked constipated, and when he mentioned tonifying the kidney, he thought of the first class that he couldn't look back on.

Needless to say, after eating the six Dihuang pills prescribed by Lao Tang, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and it is no problem to go up to the sixth floor in one go.

Sun Yi watched the smile on Tang Yi's face gradually become gloomy, worried that the short-tempered teacher would be furious, and hurriedly spoke, "Classmate Zhang, you can't say that, wolfberry is a kidney tonic, but its main function is to treat kidney yin deficiency, which has the opposite effect on people with yang deficiency." In addition, wolfberry is warm, returns to the liver and kidney meridians, nourishes yin deficiency and liver and kidney and brightens the effect, treats kidney yin deficiency and vision loss, and moisturizes cough caused by lung yin deficiency. ”

"In the last class, Old Tang talked about the fear of hurting the kidneys. The kidneys also store essence, and the kidney meridian is deficient, which is easy to cause lack of energy, which is just the symptom of the current situation of the vast majority of people in our class. "Sun Yi is a studious person, and taking medicine has an effect, so he specially checked the effects of the six traditional Chinese medicines in Liuwei Dihuang Pill.

Because it is related to his own vital interests, he remembers Sun Yi very clearly.

"Damn, when did you study medicinal herbs?" Zhao Liang, who was sitting next to him, exclaimed, looking incredulous.

, "Hehe, Zhao Liang, have you forgotten what Old Tang said when he was in his first class?" Talking about kid kidney deficiency! Naturally, I remember it deeply! ”

Sun Yi turned around and roared with an angry face, "You have kidney deficiency, your whole family has kidney deficiency!" Lao Tzu is already well, who will say that I have kidney deficiency in the future, don't blame me for turning my face. ”

If you want to get angry, what should you do? Tang Yi's temples jumped straight on both sides, "This is a classroom, not a vegetable market." Seeing that you still have the strength to quarrel, then today's homework is to copy "The Soup Song" for me and hand it in before the next class. ”

The voice fell, and the classroom was full of bitterness.

A girl who didn't follow the coaxing just now looked at her with hope, "Teacher, I didn't coax just now, so I don't have to copy it, right?" ”

"Yes, teacher, I just sat quietly in my position and took notes, and I didn't say a word!"

"If you want to be punished, punish those who are not pure-minded, and we will be exempted!"

As for the classmates who opened their mouths just now, they also had a pleading look.

"Teacher, we are sick, we need to rest!"

"Old Tang, don't be like this, copy down more than 10,000 words, and we will have no energy to go to class the next day."

No matter how the classmates below pleaded, Tang Yi was still indifferent, "Have the classmates heard of sitting together?" The term "joint sitting" has a long history and refers to a system in which a person who has a certain relationship with the offender is jointly punished for committing a crime committed by another person. Since you are one, you will be punished together. Otherwise, only some people will be punished, and it will inevitably destroy unity! ”

"Bullshit destroys unity, old Tang, you are destroying class unity by doing this."

"I don't know the students who were making trouble in class."

"I'm a good student, I listen carefully and take notes, and I'm ashamed to be in the company of those people with dirty ideas."

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Some students tried to make a final struggle, "Dear, dear teacher, sitting in a row belongs to the torture of the old times." What age is this, this kind of behavior is not advisable. ”

"Well, this classmate is right! What age is this, and it is really not advisable to sit together! Tang Yi nodded very seriously, "In this way, no matter who it is, everyone must learn to recite the "Soup Song" twice before the next class, and before the next week's class. As for what the consequences of not being able to memorize it, I believe everyone understands it, and if you don't understand, you can ask others. ”

Hearing the first half of the sentence, some students just had a smile on their faces. But when I heard it, the smile that hadn't bloomed completely withered and turned into a bitter gourd face.

"Fight for what? Let you divide each other, now it's good, the task is not only not lightened, but heavier. ”

"It's troublesome, I won't be able to sleep for the next two weeks!"

"The most important thing is that even if you don't sleep for two weeks, you may not be able to memorize it!"

"MD, bastard, brute, not human!" The classmate who had a dirty exit noticed Tang Yi's cold eyes, and hurriedly pointed at the few people who opened their mouths to beg for mercy just now, "Teacher, I am scolding them, harming others and myself." ”

Tang Yi can understand the feelings of these students very well, after all, he came here like this at the beginning, "There are more than 300 prescriptions in the whole book of "Tangtou Song", including 20 categories such as tonic, publication, attacking, and vomiting, which is a decoction that Chinese medicine doctors must master. Many of these drugs are considered to be less than three or four times a day in the course of medical practice. ”

Let Tang Yi talk endlessly, talking about the importance of "Hot Song", the students below are still resentful and can't raise any energy.

For students, everything is important in the eyes of the teacher, everything must be learned, there is no unimportant medical skills, isn't it like this from childhood to adulthood?

"Dachengqi soup is made of nitrate yellow, with citrus aurantium and strong laxative power; Yang Ming is really yin burning, and it is the first party to store yin in a hurry. The main treatment is to spread the yang and bright intestines from the evil of typhoid fever, and dissolve heat into the inside, or the evil of warm disease into the stomach and intestines. Looking at the students in the audience, Tang Yi said lightly, "As long as you can learn this medicine well, not to mention your family's wealth, at least you can have no worries about food and clothing for a lifetime." It's a pity that you don't learn. ”

"What? Wealthy? Teacher, you're not fooling us, are you? ”

"Old Tang, what is your standard for worrying about food and clothing? Can't you starve to death? ”

"Just a pair of medicines, you can enjoy it for a lifetime? Definitely lying to us! ”

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A pair of medicines, and they are prescriptions that can be found on the Internet, how can they make a lot of money, and no one will believe who to call them.

Picking up the chalk on the table, he turned around and wrote two big numbers on the blackboard, one is 1.2 million and the other is 480,000, "There are 1.2 million new gastrointestinal cancer patients in the world every year, including 480,000 in China." Traditional Chinese medicine classifies gastric cancer into five categories, spleen and stomach deficiency type, liver and stomach disharmony type, stasis and internal resistance type, gastric heat injury yin type, and qi and blood double deficiency type. The addition and subtraction of the large and small Chengqi decoction can treat a variety of stomach cancers. You say, learn from time to time and then have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life? ”

Can it treat stomach cancer? Holy, is that amazing?

The classmates were stunned, with a look of disbelief.

Some students reacted, took out their mobile phones as soon as possible, and first went online to check what Tang Yi said, whether the big and small Chengqi soup can treat cancer.

After it was confirmed, there was a calculator on the mobile phone, and a random press was pressed, and finally a result was obtained, as long as you can skillfully use the size of the Chengqi soup, even if you earn a dollar for a pair of medicines, you can lie flat in this life.

Before the students could sober up, Tang Yi continued, "From the small Chengqi soup to the Maziren Pill, it is also a classic prescription in the "Soup Song", which can treat diabetes by adding and subtracting!" ”

"Now that life is under great pressure in society, there are more and more people who don't lift it, and the gentian laxative liver soup in "Soup Song" has an obvious effect! That rhino horn rehmannia soup is also good, and it can also treat acute leukemia. ”

The speaker is unintentional, but it sounds intentional.

This is not a book, this TMD is money, as long as the book is studied thoroughly, what two horses and two kings, all stand aside.

When the students thought of this, their eyes lit up one by one, like a bright light in the night, bright and dazzling.

"Old Tang, what you said is true?"

"MD, Lao Tzu just finished the investigation, and there are indeed cases of cancer treatment in Chengqi soup, and there are more than one or two cases."

"Don't stop me, starting today, who I don't play basketball anymore, I want to endorse, I want to eat "Soup Song" thoroughly."

"A bullshit game, a bullshit anchor, Lao Tzu wants to endorse, and when Lao Tzu learns to treat stomach cancer, everyone has to surrender to my feet."

"NM, I see a lot of money waving at me!"

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Students are enthusiastic and easily incited, but they also have their own subjective consciousness, and they are naturally more attentive to what they care about.

"Song of Soup" is the password of wealth, what makes people lose themselves, nothing more than money, beauty, fame, and power. As long as you learn the soup song, all this will be at your fingertips.

Even the two celebrities, who are already worth hundreds of millions, are also hot in their hearts after hearing what Tang Yi said at this moment, and they picked up their mobile phones to send a message to their assistants, asking them to buy "Soup Song" before class at noon today.

The classmates who were reluctant to look like before are now like bulls who have taken stimulants, and their eyes are red. Who wants to let them endorse, according to the current state, fights are not unusual at all.

Young people, it's just easy to fool. Looking at the impatient appearance of the students one by one, Tang Yi sighed in his heart, if cancer was so easy to treat, it would not become a world medical problem.

The students are motivated, and Tang Yi will naturally not hit them, "Chinese medicine is broad and profound, from the simple "Tang Tou Song" in the three hundred prescriptions, to "Treatise on Typhoid Fever", "Qianjin Fang", "Yellow Emperor's Neijing", "Shennong Baicao Jing" and other medical works, no matter which book you can master, you will benefit for life." ”

As the cold sound of class sounded, Tang Yi saw a few students in the front row, holding the "Soup Song" that he had just searched for on the Internet. ,

Traditional Chinese medicine is a process of accumulation, if it is said that looking, hearing, asking and cutting is the foundation of traditional Chinese medicine, then the prescription is the reinforced concrete that makes up the whole building. Come on, students will have a lot to carry in the future, take your time, don't get tired.