Chapter 313: Bad, Poisonous
Fujiwara Kei was stunned, and suddenly remembered one he had seen in his previous life: on the subway, a woman fell asleep on the shoulder of an uncle next to her, and the uncle looked back at her, and then unhurriedly took out a mobile phone from the briefcase and knocked the woman's head aggressively. Then quickly put the phone back in the bag as if nothing happened.
This seems a little ridiculous, but this is also a helpless approach for some honest social animals in this book.
As the birthplace of the wolf of the tram, it is true that the phenomenon of tram obscenity and candid photography does exist, and there are often girls who get on the bus, and there are inexplicably two more slap prints on their buttocks, and they all look like a fucking gentleman when they turn around.
Some girls swallowed their anger and touched the membrane; And there are also some girls who bravely fight against this behavior, grabbing the pervert's hand and pulling him to the police station.
Of course, if there are many such things, it is inevitable that there will be accidental injuries. For example, there are often girls who make the mistake of touching their buttocks and pull innocent passers-by to the police station.
For a long time, the police also adopted the mode of presumption of guilt for this kind of tram molestation, and if the man could not prove that he did not touch it, he was undoubtedly a ferret. He has also made movies with similar themes.
Some of the sisters also found business opportunities because of this customary law, and they would often form groups to get on the tram to extort money, and sometimes even take advantage of people's inattention to directly grab passers-by's hands and put them on their chests, and then a group of little sisters swarmed up. This kind of thing happens from time to time, so it is said that ordinary social animal men pay special attention to keeping a distance from the opposite sex, and when they see this kind of sleeping on their shoulders, their first reaction is to blackmail criminals, and if you don't break your dog's head, I am soft-hearted.
Fujiwara Kei suddenly became vigilant, this guy Arima Katsura doesn't want to blackmail me, right?
But then he shook his head and laughed at himself, what a strange idea. Also, isn't your thinking a little too divergent today?
Fujiwara Kei subconsciously looked at Arima Katsuna, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and his lips didn't know if it was because he had just finished drinking water, but he was moist but a little white.
Take this to test the cadres......
Fujiwara Kei looked at Arima Katsura in a daze, and suddenly a strange sensation rose from his lower abdomen, like an electric current, from the bottom to the top, swimming all over his body.
Fujiwara Kei approached in a daze, and then kissed him without holding back.
A soft and moist touch, Kei Fujiwara couldn't help but choke slightly, as if obsessed with this feeling.
I don't know how long it took, but Fujiwara Kei felt the snort of Katsura Arima, and suddenly the snort became rapid.
Fujiwara Kei only felt something bad at this time, and separated slightly, but saw Arima Katsura looking at him with a pair of big eyes.
"Arima......" Kei Fujiwara didn't know what to say, he felt like a pot of pulp had been poured into his head.
And Arima Katsuraka also looked at him with a wink, and after a long time, she said, "Fujiwara-sensei, it's snowing in the house."
Kei Fujiwara was stunned, what does this mean? Is it a code word? And [today's moonlight is beautiful] a meaning?
"Wow, Fujiwara-sensei, you have a lot of cats and big dinosaurs at home." ….
"Bananas are big, and banana peels are big."
"Why cantaloupe can't fly?"
"Ah, I saw my grandmother."
Fujiwara Kei was stunned, what the hell is this guy talking about? However, when he looked around, he also sensed that something was wrong. It looks like a filter has been installed in front of my eyes, and when I look at the furnishings in the room, there is a burst of pink.
At this time, Fujiwara Kei suddenly became alert, quickly stood up, and stumbled towards the kitchen.
"The gas is turned off, so ......"
Fujiwara frowned, casually looking at the unfinished half bag of mushrooms on the table.
"!"
Fujiwara Kei scolded, and quickly rushed to the landline of the phone to dial the emergency number of Yumoto.
"Sorry, we got food poisoning, our address is in ......."
After saying that, Kei Fujiwara put down the phone and waited for rescue with peace of mind. It is estimated that because he didn't eat mushroom solitary soup, he only ate mushroom solitary soup and shabu meat, his poisoning condition was relatively mild, but his head was still a little groggy.
Arima Guixiang has eaten a lot of mushrooms, so her condition should be more serious, and this guy has been talking nonsense, I don't know what hallucinations he saw. Before the ambulance arrives, it is better to take care of her first, otherwise I am really afraid that she will do something to gnaw on a kitchen knife.
"Fujiwara-sensei......" At this time, Ma Guixiang spoke, and she suddenly sat on the sofa, her hands were obediently pressed on her thighs, perhaps because of the poisoning, her face turned black and her lips turned white.
"Did you just kiss me?" Katsura Arima asked.
「……」
Damn mushrooms. It's all to blame.
Fujiwara Kei said in his heart.
After a while, an ambulance arrived and put Katsura Arima and Keisto Fujiwara into the ambulance in unison. The personnel involved in the first aid recognized Arima Katsura and Fujiwara Kei, quickly exchanged glances, and then deliberately covered their faces with a white cloth when they carried them out on a stretcher, so as not to be recognized when they went out.
Because the person asking for help is a public figure, it is not easy to mess with, and it will not be good if there is a big trouble and a lawyer's letter will be sent to them.
After the first responders dragged the two people out, some housewives saw it and whispered, "What's going on? Dead?"
"It looks like it's a man and a woman, hey, it's not martyrdom."
"What a fainting, it's a suffocation game at first glance, oh roar roar, it's so big for young people to play now."
Put the two in the car, and after the ambulance driver knew their identities, he took them to the hospital while crying.
He is an eight-year loyal fan of Arima Katsuna, although he also knows that his idol has an unclear relationship with a certain screenwriter and writer, but it still feels a little unacceptable that it happened directly in front of his eyes.
And I don't know what the two of them did, they played so much, they fainted directly.
After Kei Fujiwara was lifted into the ambulance, the consciousness that had been tense just now finally relaxed, and then the whole person was swept away by sleepiness.
He lay half-asleep and half-awake, as if he was in the clouds, and the scenes of his previous life were replayed in front of him, and hundreds or thousands of large screens suddenly appeared in front of him, and at the same time the movies he had watched in his life were played.
Damn, is this a marquee?
You won't cross again, will you?
Kei Fujiwara wants to cry without tears, don't you, I've been fighting in this world for so long, and I'm finally just getting a little better, and I'm going to change the region again?
Fujiwara Kei didn't know how long he had been asleep, and when he woke up again, it was already dark, he had a terrible headache, and his throat was uncomfortable, probably because he had just been washed into his stomach.
Kei Fujiwara sat up, leaned against the head of the bed, and shook his head, only then did he notice a person lying on the side of the bed, with long black hair scattered on the quilt.
Is there a horse cinnamon? Kei Fujiwara didn't see it clearly, and gently put his hand on her back.
At this time, the person who was lying on the bed suddenly "um" and woke up, Inoue Mori raised his head again, rubbed his eyes and said, "Fujiwara-sensei, are you awake?"
Sima Guitai