Chapter 168: I'm the Slap Man!
Facing the situation of being suspicious.
The extremely wise West God is merciful, and he chooses to continue to stick to the principle of rotten things that he has always adhered to.
'Damn, my underpants are exposed again!' β
'Hey~ Luckily, I didn't wear ...... at all'
Generally.
He wasn't trying to hide anything at all.
So, in the end, he chose to confess:
"Yes, friend, I'm steel...... No, I'm the slap man! β
"And you, my dear friend, are my witness."
"Expose me, I can now hear the whole network cheering for me."
"It feels like the whole earth is whispering my nameβXishen."
His made Tian Yuanli on the other side of the phone fall into thought.
She began to wonder what serious illness she had done again.
After all, the guy on the other side obviously has no shame to speak of.
It's too shameless.
She wanted to call the police.
In the end, after thinking about it for a long time, Tian Yuanli chose to say it more tactfully:
ββ¦β¦ You're normal. β
Probably more tactful.
Follow the basic rules of turn-based.
Nishishin chose to refute.
"It's like I'm not normal."
"Is it really normal?"
This simple and direct rhetorical question made Xishen a little less confident.
He got tangled:
"Probably normal."
Tian Yuanli was once again a little speechless to the shameless guy.
ββ¦β¦β
"Alright, stop the mess."
"Due to what happened on the moon, the officials don't have time to take care of you for the time being."
"You'd better settle down."
"Perhaps, you may become the ultimate weapon of the earth."
"The situation on the moon has caused the top management of our country and the top management of other countries to focus on the unknown threat of outer space, and your ability to carry out over-the-horizon strikes may make the earth play a little more hole card."
ββ¦β¦ Ah, this ......"
Nishigmiri was silent.
He didn't know if he should admit that the on the other side of the moon was also his own.
After all, he is a sincere man.
There are very few honest people like him.
It didn't take him long to get entangled.
Tian Yuanli asked again:
"By the way, can your abilities still deal strikes against non-physical targets?"
"Why can you even hit the characters in TV series and animation?"
In the face of him, a slap man, it was not only the local personnel of Dongying Country who were slapped in the face.
Even the messy film and television characters have been slapped a lot recently.
Let's be honest.
For this kind of [ability] that can cross reality and cause effects, Tian Yuanli is also full of question marks in his head.
Why is there such an ability?
Is it so exaggerated?
Can even fake characters be slapped?
Xi Shenlian once again chose to tell the truth:
"I don't understand this either, I'm not engaged in scientific research, I can fight anyway."
After pondering for a while.
Tian Yuanli asked another question that I was more concerned about:
ββ¦β¦ Since you can influence fake things, can your [ability] be able to take things out of movies and TV shows? β
"If I can, I'll arrange for people to shoot some brain-dead TV series full of powerful props now."
Obviously, Tian Yuanli has already begun to ponder the ability of Xi Shenlian to make flowers.
But Nishijin still told the truth:
"That ability doesn't have that effect for the time being, it's just that it allows me to attack any target I perceive."
Tian Yuanli replied a little disappointed:
"Okay."
"Still, it's pretty powerful."
"It's basically the most perfect assassin ability."
"You can kill people through the TV."
"In the face of the possible alien threat, you may need to work hard to improve your strength."
When speaking.
On the other side of the phone, her eyes were still focused on the computer in front of her.
There, several Awakened Beings from the Eastern Kingdom are exploring the surface of the moon to explore the ground.
Through ultra-remote video, Tian Yuanli is also watching the various situations over there in real time.
Everything is very formal and serious.
She didn't know it.
All this, all kinds of is done by Nishigami.
Hit yourself yourself.
That's pretty much it.
Xi Shenlian replied a little reluctantly:
ββ¦β¦ Well, this, maybe. β
For his reaction.
Tian Yuanli didn't care.
She understands that the other party is a guy with a strange personality.
Again.
Lots of words.
She thinks it's better to talk face-to-face.
Like what:
Her previous statement that Nishishen is very suitable as the last resort for Earth to face aliens is not a lie.
If the aliens are using some kind of technological means to achieve the moon reskinning operation, the ontological strength is not very strong.
Then, the [ability] possessed by Xishen Ren will be the perfect instant kill skill.
A slap in the face.
The other side had to die on the spot.
So.
Tian Yuanli then said:
"Tomorrow during the day, I will come to your house and talk to you about something."
By the way.
She began to ponder what the benefits and disadvantages of all this were for the East Ying Kingdom, for the West God, and for herself.
It's not about profit-seeking.
As a member of a large family.
Think about the gains and losses.
This kind of thing is probably as instinctive to her as breathing.
And......
Anyway, she felt that a guy like Nishijin would probably not use his brains in this regard, so she felt that she needed to think about it for the other party.
As for what position does she have to consider for Xi Shenlian?
She didn't know it herself.
At this time, Chiyama Yukie finally packed up his things.
With Guyun Meiyeko, he walked out of the room and said:
"Pack up your things, help me pack them into your space gear."
When speaking.
Seeing that Xi Shenlian was answering the phone, she asked a little puzzled:
"Who's talking to you on the phone, are they already urging us to go back for supper?"
And Tian Yuanli, who was on the other side of the phone, heard the words of Qianshan Xuehui, although he was not quite sure who the speaker was, but through the so-called things, he had already packed up, and he also understood that Xi Shenlian was helping the other party move, and then said:
"It seems that you have something to do, so I won't bother you here."
"See you tomorrow."
"Well, see you tomorrow."
Until you hang up.
Nishijin replied to the question of the Thousand Mountains Snow Painting:
"It's not Saki."
After nodding.
Qianshan Xuehua did not delve into it, and his eyes were a little expectant, and he crossed his hands and said:
"In this case, let's put our things away quickly, we have to go to Miyoko's house to pack up our things next."
After saying that, she looked at the ring on Nishigami's hand with anticipation.
Until now, she thought those things were so-called space equipment.
This made her very curious about Nishigami's act of collecting things from the air, as if she was looking for something new and incomprehensible.
In this regard.
Gu Yunmei Yezi, who also thought that the thing in Nishigami's hand was space equipment, was actually more or less curious, and also looked at Nishigami's hand.
He put on a look of carefully observing how Nishishin Ren collected things through space equipment.
For her.
The only small problem now is that she is a little speechless and helpless when she thinks that she will have to go home to pack her things later.
Lonely Cloud Mei Yazi only felt that she was being dragged into the water by the loss friend of Qianshan Yukie......
She had already begun to think about what excuse she could use to convince her family......
Somehow, I suddenly had to move out.
It's really hard to explain.
This is especially true for families with strict home education.
She felt that things might be a bit troublesome.
psοΌ
These two chapters are from February 2nd.
After waking up, I got up in the middle of the night to code words.
I'm taking a leave of absence now, and I have something to do on February 3rd.
Now, you can't say that I don't take leave in advance, can you?
(End of chapter)