Qi Qi: Hey, are you off work?

Li Xiangzhe: Well, I'm just done, I'm going to leave right away, I'll pick you up from work, right?

Qi Qi: No, no, I ran errands near my home today, and I went home directly after finishing it, so I arrived home very early.

Li Xiangzhe smiled and said: Then you call me... My wife misses me, doesn't she? I know, I'll go home in a 100-meter sprint right away.

Qi Qi: Hey, wait a minute, I just wanted to ask you how long it will take to get home?

Li Xiangzhe: Something?

Qi Qi: Why do you have so many questions, just tell it for 30 minutes or 1 hour, just tell an approximate time, and ask so many why are you 100,000?

Li Xiangzhe: Oh, my wife is angry

Qi Qi was a little angry and said: Yes, your wife is a little angry

Li Xiangzhe: Haha, you admit that it is my wife?

Qi Qi was embarrassed and very irritable and said: Hang up

Li Xiangzhe: 30 minutes, I can get home in 30 minutes

Qi Qi was a little embarrassed and whispered: Drive slowly

As soon as Li Xiangzhe entered the house, he saw a bowl of something similar to cold noodles on the table, and Qi Qi looked at him a little embarrassed

Qi Qi: You cook every day, and today I will show you my specialty dish! Although I don't know how to cook, I know how to cook noodles, really, I can cook all kinds of noodles. Please ask the master to review and see how my cold noodles taste?

Li Xiangzhe looked at Qi Qi a little stunned and a little moved, this person who doesn't like to cook and can't cook actually cooked food for the first time, and when he went home, an indescribable sense of happiness hit him. "Is this Yin, did I walk into her again?" Li Xiangzhe thought secretly in his heart.

Qi Qi: What a daze! Don't want to try it? Trust me, it's really not dark cuisine

Li Xiangzhe smiled and said: I also eat dark food, as long as you make it for me.

Qi Qi was embarrassed for a while, and didn't know how to answer, so he had to look elsewhere

Li Xiangzhe took a bite: Well... (Confused expressions)

Qi Qi: It's not delicious? No way, why do you have that expression

Li Xiangzhe: No, it's delicious, you can open a store, yes, you finally have a dish that you can get your hands on

Qi Qi said proudly: I said, how can it be not delicious, I put cucumbers, carrots, tomatoes, ice cubes, eggs, beef, no matter from the appearance to the taste should not be bad.

Li Xiangzhe: Yes, yes, I am really a man who saved the galaxy in my last life, and I can only meet such a good woman in this life

Qi Qi smiled and said nothing, very satisfied with Li Xiangzhe's answer.

Li Xiangzhe suddenly pretended to have a depressed face, quite depressed, as if he had just been dumped, and his relatives were driven by curiosity

Qi Qi: What's the matter, what's the matter? How to look like that

Li Xiangzhe: Well, there is something

Qi Qi: Speak up and listen, maybe I can give you some advice!

Li Xiangzhe took out a very beautiful and minimalist style invitation and handed it to Qi Qi

Qi Qi said while opening it: Wow, what a beautiful invitation, but the invitation to our wedding is more special and beautiful, right!

Li Xiangzhe continued to pretend to be helpless, and nodded in response to Qi Qi with a reluctant smile

Qi Qi: Li Ruitian? Lily? What's wrong?... Koh Samui, Thailand? Wow! Island weddings, yes, you can take a vacation with you

Li Xiangzhe knew that Qi Qi would answer like this, and pretended to be even more depressed and pitiful: This Li Li is my ex-girlfriend, she is married to a large sum, and now she is sending me an invitation like this, asking me to go to her island wedding to show off to me that she is married very well, you said that I went alone, isn't it as she wishes! Completely inferior. Ay... It's annoying, I still don't go, the province is humiliated

Qi Qi: It was you who dumped her back then, or did she dump you

Li Xiangzhe said melancholy: She dumped me, thinking that I was just a rich second generation who was incapable of relying on my family, and that I was naïve. She likes mature men who have a successful career

Qi Qi suddenly got angry and said: This wedding must go

Li Xiangzhe continued to pretend to be depressed: I won't go, I'm embarrassed

Qi Qi: I'll go with you, I will definitely earn face for you, don't worry, you have me

Li Xiangzhe: Wow! Then talk about righteousness

Qi Qi: Of course, I'm a righteous woman

Li Xiangzhe smiled as he wished, and thought to himself: Fool, you have been fooled

Qi Qi: But I also received an invitation, my college classmate is also getting married, I have to see what her number is, I forgot, if it hits the same day, it will be miserable

Li Xiangzhe: No, I don't

Qi Qi: Oh, April 24th, yours is April 18th, I didn't bump into it, it's okay

Li Xiangzhe: When the time comes, do you want me to accompany you to your classmate's wedding?

Qi Qi: Let's talk about it then, if you're okay, the 18th will be next Saturday! I want to think about what clothes I bring with me, swimsuits!

Li Xiangzhe smiled evilly and said: Good drop! Let's go on the 17th, arrive a day early, and we won't be in such a hurry

Qiqi: OK