Li Xiangzhe: Hey~~~Hey~~~~ Fat man~~~ got up~~~ (poke Fang Qiqi's face with his finger)

Fang Qiqi: What are you doing! I'm going to sleep in, which eye of yours sees that I'm fat? Are you blind, have you ever seen a fat man without breasts? (Extremely impatient)

Li Xiangzhe: Hahahahaha~~~~~ yes and self-knowledge!

Fang Qiqi: Die~~~~

Li Xiangzhe: Do you dare to play a game? There is a great punishment for those who lose!

Fang Qiqi: Don't play

Li Xiangzhe: Alas~~~~ I know that cowards can't afford to play games (incentive method, very effective)

Fang Qiqi quickly pulled away the quilt and sat up straight, stared at Li Xiangzhe and asked, What are you playing, said

Li Xiangzhe: Yo! I see a little bit of a MAN in you

Fang Qiqi: Don't talk nonsense, say

Li Xiangzhe: Wrap scissors hammer, win or lose

Fang Qiqi: A handful, that is completely by luck?

Li Xiangzhe: Uh-huh

Fang Qiqi: See how I punish you if you lose

Li Xiangzhe: It's not certain who loses, I won't let you

Fang Qiqi: Who wants you to let you behave on your own!!

Li Xiangzhe: Yes, I like it

Li Xiangzhe: Prepare 1, 2, 3

Fang Qiqi: Ah~~~~~ ah~~~~~~~ (scratching hair) brother~~~ Can you let me once? I didn't play well just now

Li Xiangzhe laughed wildly: Sister~ Brother really can't let you this time, if you play well, my brother will hang up

Fang Qiqi pulled up the quilt and covered his head, kicked and stared in the quilt, annoyed that he should take out the scissors so that he could win

Li Xiangzhe: Loser, please bring your swimsuit, we will leave in 10 minutes

Fang: Are we going swimming?! It's 7 o'clock in the morning, are you sick, haven't you taken medicine?

Li Xiangzhe: That's right, 7 o'clock, what's wrong with getting up early to exercise, why do you talk so much, who is Loser now

Fang Qiqi was a little angry and said: I, I'm Loser

Li Xiangzhe: Then pack up your things and go, Loser, if you can't afford to play, it's not a big deal not to go

Fang Qiqi: Which ear did you hear me say that I can't go, sister, how can I not go

Li Xiangzhe: OK, then I'll wait for you in the parking lot, you hurry up

Fang Qiqi: I know, I know

After Li Xiangzhe left, Qi Qi couldn't help but complain while packing up his swimsuit: What kind of life am I, I married such a weird person in a daze, and I have to go swimming so early, ah~~~ I can't sleep if I'm lazy, are you human, Li Xiangzhe, are you human! Right! You are not a man, you are the devil, you are sent by God to torment me ... Bad guy, you bad guy

Li Xiangzhe suddenly called, Fang Qiqi was scolding, and suddenly picked up the phone with a weak heart, and said with a cowardly face: Brother~ What's the matter

Li Xiangzhe is a little confused: Why do you look like a thief?

Fang Qiqi: No, how can I have. I'm down, that's all. Goodbye (hung up the phone, Qi Qi began to talk to himself again, this bad guy, as if he knew that I was scolding him, what a coincidence of calling, scared the baby to death)

Li Xiangzhe first changed into a swimsuit and waited for Qi Qi by the pool, Qi Qi's swimsuit was a four-piece suit, a white bikini and a small white skirt, and an orange smock on the outside. After putting on her upper body, Qi Qi suddenly found a serious problem, she actually forgot to bring her bikini pants and only brought a skirt. The feeling of a thunderbolt on a sunny day, she suddenly felt that she had been retributed, and she shouldn't have scolded Li Xiangzhe behind her back. After a while, Fang Qiqi walked out calmly

Li Xiangzhe saw Qi Qi's clothes and felt confused, so he asked: Dare to ask the eldest lady, what kind of wind is this?

Fang Qiqi: Mix and match style (Qi Qi wears a white bikini and an orange smock on the upper body, and a pair of black swim trunks like Li Xiangzhe on the lower body)

Li Xiangzhe: No, your swimming trunks, why are they so familiar, they look like mine! You're not wearing men's swimming trunks, are you?

Fang Qiqi asked calmly: So yin! I forgot to bring my little pants, the women's swimsuits here are ugly, so I bought a men's one, how can you see it at a glance, is it very shady?

Li Xiangzhe was already laughing~~~~~ after laughing, Li Xiangzhe: Cool! Wearing men's swimming trunks is still so calm and calm, it is estimated that you are the same.

Fang Qiqi: It's okay! There's nothing special about the material structure. (In fact, Qi Qi pretended to be calm, her face was flushed, and she pretended to be calm, which was one of the things she felt could rank in the top three of her black history)

Qi Qi only dared to swim on the side, and the last drowning in Thailand still made her feel a little shadowy. But Li Xiangzhe said: Let's swim in the middle, the floating swim lane markings on both sides will not let people sink, it's safe, believe me (Qi Qi followed Li Xiangzhe to the middle in disbelief, and when he swam to the middle, Qi Qi had no strength)

Fang Qiqi: I can't swim anymore, I'm so tired

Li Xiangzhe: If you hold on to that marking, it won't sink

Fang Qiqi grabbed the reticle, this was the first time she grabbed the reticle, she had never come to the middle swimming lane to swim before, which made her feel very beautiful and secure, so she would not use the reticle, because as long as she grabbed the reticle, she would not sink, but the moment she grabbed it, she sank into the water, which made her extremely flustered, Yin Yin can swim, and suddenly she didn't know what to do with her hands and feet, just kept struggling. He kept poking out of the water and falling into the water, and drank two sips of water. Li Xiangzhe quickly swam to Qi Qi's side, pulled her up, let her hold the marking, and kept telling her

Li Xiangzhe: Don't panic, don't panic, swing your feet, so you don't sink

But Qi Qi was too scared, and she only knew how to hold Li Xiangzhe tightly with both hands, as if she grabbed somewhere else, and she would sink herself.

Fang Qiqi: No, if you grab that reticle, it will sink

Li Xiangzhe: Relax, relax, I'm by your side, it's okay, don't be afraid, believe me, come, swing your feet first

Fang Qiqi calmed down, and swung his feet as Li Xiangzhe said, as if he really didn't sink anymore, Li Xiangzhe took Qi Qi's hand and slowly put it on the reticle, Qi Qi really didn't sink into the water anymore, the water surface also returned to calm, and Qi Qi's flustered mood seemed to have calmed down a little.

Fang Qiqi looked at Li Xiangzhe and said very seriously: Thank you just now, swim to my side so quickly, I was really afraid of death, thinking that I was going to die again

Li Xiangzhe: With me, you won't die so easily. You haven't gotten a certificate with me yet, so you can't die. When will you get the certificate with me?

Fang Qiqi: I got married without enjoying the marriage proposal, and I got the certificate~~~~ I haven't thought about it yet

Li Xiangzhe: It's up to you, anyway, what I have is patience, what I have is time, and Fang Qiqi belongs to Li Xiangzhe.

Fang Qiqi smiled and didn't speak again, at this time, a feeling of discomfort suddenly swept through Qi Qi's body, Qi Qi felt that if she didn't swim to the edge of the pool, her legs would cramp, she had a strong premonition, so she didn't talk to Li Xiangzhe anymore, and quickly swam to the edge of the pool. Qi Qi went to the edge of the pool, and his head felt dizzy

Li Xiangzhe swam over to her, and when he saw his relatives with pale faces, Li Xiangzhe asked worriedly: What's wrong with you? The face is so ugly

Fang Qiqi: It's okay, I just feel a little dizzy suddenly, it's nothing, just sit for a while, maybe I was scared just now

Li Xiangzhe suddenly laughed: Don't be afraid of swimming in the future, if you have a husband, your husband will protect your safety, you won't die so easily as a fool, so don't be afraid (After speaking, Li Xiangzhe suddenly struggled to stand up, got out of the water and sat next to Qi Qi, and then put his arm around Qi Qi's head and put it on his shoulder and said, lean on you for 10 seconds, settle down)

Qi Qi leaned on Li Xiangzhe's shoulder and counted with a smile: 1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds, 3 seconds, 3 seconds, 4 seconds, 5 seconds

Li Xiangzhe smiled helplessly and said: Okay, really count 10 seconds? Ye is not such a stingy person, you can rely on it for as long as you want

Qi Qi: From then on, you are not allowed to rely on other women, you can only rely on me

Li Xiangzhe: Of course, no one can rely on me except you, and the woman must be 3 meters away from me

Qi Qi: Oh~~ It's only 3 meters

Li Xiangzhe: 5 meters and 5 meters, you are the boss, you say a few meters, I am all yours

Qi Qi closed his eyes and smiled sweetly and said: Actually, it's good to come to swim in the morning, we seem to have contracted the entire swimming pool, and there are only the two of us here

Li Xiangzhe: Yes, only the memories of the two of us...

Qi Qi: It's so comfortable, let's sit for a while before leaving

Li Xiangzhe replied with a smile: Okay, it's all up to you, your boss