"Hmm......"

As the words around him sounded, in a daze, Lin Fei opened his eyes.

It's noisy!

It's all noisy......

"I'll go!"

Looking at the woman writing on the blackboard in front of the podium, Lin Fei's eyes straightened.

"The ass of the girls is so big! It's definitely good to have a baby in the future. ”

Lin ...... Lin Fei, what are you talking about? ”

Well?

Suddenly, Lin Fei sat up.

What's the situation?

Didn't you wake up?

Looking around, there were children of five or six years old, sitting on small benches, very active and playing with watercolor pens and small toys on the table.

"Oops! What are you doing...... Give it back! ”

"Let me play, I'll give you a white rabbit to eat!"

"Okay, then you can play!"

The children are innocent and milky.

Lin Fei was stunned!

Myself......

Aren't you talking to a customer about business, and you're going to spend 1,002 to experience your girlfriend's one-day card?

How......

"Lin Fei, what's wrong with you?"

At this moment, a gentle voice sounded.

Lin Fei turned his head to look, only to see a young lady about one or twenty years old bending over and looking at him with a smile on her face.

The clothes worn by the young lady are very loose.

White......

Well...... 34C……

“……”

Lin Fei's brows furrowed.

He was angry.

This can't be a fun activity in a bathing center, right?

Isn't that a prank?

In desperation, Lin Fei got up and was about to leave.

Wait!

But he just got up.

Lin Fei was stunned.

Myself......

Why did Nima just get to the crotch shaft of the young lady in front of him?

I...... Boom!

I jump!

No matter what he did, Lin Fei could only see the waistband of the young lady's trousers.

Raising his head, Lin Fei was on the ground.

"You're Sei?"

"Poof."

The young lady smiled faintly.

"Lin Fei's child, have you forgotten? I'm your kindergarten class teacher Zhao Chunhua, and the teacher introduced himself in the morning. ”

Class, homeroom teacher?

Wait!

Lowering his head, Lin Fei looked at his hands and feet.

Small, tender.

Suddenly touching his face again, Lin Fei's expression changed greatly, and he instantly twisted his little buttocks and staggered out.

"Hey! Lin Fei, what are you doing? ”

Seeing this, Teacher Zhao Chunhua hurriedly followed.

Not to mention that he is young, and his physical strength can't keep up.

I came to the toilet with a puff and looked at the dry toilets separated by partitions.

Lin Fei's expression was strange.

He hurriedly turned around and walked to the sink.

In the mirror, it is the face of a child that appears.

Lin Fei finally understood.

Myself......

Reborn!

The dolphin kindergarten display board hanging on the left let Lin Fei know that this was his kindergarten when he was a child.

Speaking of which, Lin Fei has almost no memory of his childhood.

It may be that it is too heartless, or it may be that there is no pressure, so that this memory is blown away by the wind of the years.

And now, with the memory of 35 years old, back to 5 years old.

Turning around, Lin Fei walked to the pit and unbuttoned the rope at the waist of his trousers......

The leader said, man! When peeing, you should also hold your chest up and look ahead, which means that the road ahead is flat and unstoppable!

Woooooooo

Lin Fei's expression was as uncomfortable as urine.

I want to go back!

I don't want to be a little ......

"Oops! Lin Fei's children, pay attention, you will pee your shoes for a while, really, you have to ask the teacher to help you, come, come on! You have to learn to hold on to yourself as soon as possible~"

Well?

Feel the temperature of the tips of two fingers, and feel the indomitable progress of the water pipe without bending.

Lin Fei suddenly smiled.

Childhood......

That's nice!

On the way back, Lin Fei secretly made up his mind in his heart.

In this case, it is better to live again, relying on the memories of the next thirty years!

In this 1992, there was a bloody storm!

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the last class of the first day of the kindergarten class.

"Chunhua-sensei! I want to pee! ”

Lin Fei took Zhao Chunhua's hand and went to the bathroom.

After a few ticks, Lin Fei trembled, and then walked out happily.

Behind, Zhao Chunhua looked at the principal: "Principal, I think, if we have time, we should talk to Lin Fei's mother, her son has been to the toilet twelve times this morning, yes, he has been peeing, and he has to pee if he doesn't pee, and I don't know why, I suggest taking him to the hospital to see." ”

Lin Fei: ???

I'm not sick!

I was just......

Hey, hey, hey......

Back to class.

Teacher Zhang Xiaoyan is squatting in front of the small blackboard and writing math problems one after another.

Lin Fei looked bored, and directly lowered his head and played with the little toy.

"Ladies and gentlemen, from today onwards, you will be the big friends of the kindergarten!"

Ten math problems were written down, and a few drawings were attached to them with magnets.

Lin Fei glanced at the math problem, and there was only one feeling.

IQ is insulted!

Myself!

Graduated from Tsinghua University at the age of 25, a high-achieving student with a bachelor's and master's degree!

After graduation, he became the sales manager of the factory directly, and became the head of the company's region at the age of 35!

Look at the addition and subtraction of two digits here?

Depend on!

Lin Fei had already expected that in the next ten years, he would have to live a life with this kind of difficulty.

No way.

Lin Fei frowned slightly, and a mature expression appeared on his immature face.

You have to change the status quo.

Being reborn as a child will mean that the next 30 years will be in full view.

It's September, and this year's trends are mostly fixed.

And in the future, although it is said that there has been a wave of layoffs.

However, with the transformation of the economic model and the gradual formation of the world economic system, there will still be people who will show their glory in this 'troubled era'.

For example, penguins, Ahri, and dogs.

These are the world blocs that emerged in the 90s.

Right now...... Everything, everything.

will become the pedal for their own rise, soaring into the sky!

But......

Lin Fei sighed.

What can you do as a child?

Ordinary migrant workers at home, in this small broken land in Ning City, their monthly income is only more than 400 yuan, and they have to come up with some subsidies for their families.

Not to mention looking for support from his family, Lin Fei concluded that once he found it, his parents would have to take him to the doctor.

This kid is absolutely hysterical.

Or......

Looking for a friend?

But at this age, how can I have adult friends?

The ones who came to play were the little cubs on the side, especially because they brought two salted duck eggs this morning, and they thought they were delicious, so they became friends with themselves.

But after thinking about it, Lin Fei still felt that he had to start with the children around him.

Merely......

How do you start?

How much money can a group of children have......

"So, kids, the teacher decides."

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoyan's voice in front of him sounded gently.

"Whoever can answer these questions the fastest is the president of our freshman class, okay?"

"Good!"

The children shouted loudly and with milky voices.

"That's good." Zhang Xiaoyan said with a smile: "Let's think about it, what are the answers to these questions!" Children who are confident that they can raise their hands if they answer all the questions correctly~"

Lin Fei had to admit that children's eyesight is good.

Don't play with mobile phones and computers, don't have heavy homework, Lin Fei's 5.2 eyesight, he can see the pink inner ...... in front at a glance Topic!

are all topics that are enough to subvert Lin Fei's IQ.

11+22=？

What is the animal on the diagram.

Which clock is the hour......

In the eyes of 35-year-old Lin Fei, this Nima topic is given for nothing!

Pregnant!

A flash of inspiration flashed in Lin Fei's mind.

Let's take down this squad leader first!

Alas.

No way.

Lin Fei shook his head.

This squad leader, I'm bound to win!

Thinking about it, Lin Fei raised his hand.

"Oh? Lin Fei's children, do you want to pee? ”

"I want to go...... No! ”

Lin Fei shook his head like a rattle.

What a pee!

Maybe the squad leader will be gone when he comes back after peeing, how can he be pitted in the future...... How about being friendly with everyone?

Standing up, Lin Fei pointed to the blackboard.

"Teacher, I can do these questions!"

"Oh?"

"Wow!"

Zhang Xiaoyan in front and Zhao Chunhua in the back were surprised.

The surrounding classmates erupted in shock.

He......

How did he figure it out so quickly?

Beside him, a little boy had snot on his lips, his fingers were almost twisted into twists, and he looked at Lin Fei with a shocked expression.

"Wow! Lin Fei, you are so powerful, don't you have to break your fingers to calculate these questions? ”

"Huh."

Lin Fei smiled bitterly.

A dignified high-achieving student!

It was reduced to the kindergarten and became the king......

Looking at Zhang Xiaoyan's gesture, Lin Fei stepped forward.

Picking up the chalk and looking at the title on the blackboard, Lin Fei felt like a world away.

After a long time, he raised his hand to write.

11+22=33，25+7=32，18-……

"Wow!"

"Won't it?"

The children in the class exclaimed.

Everyone watched in shock as Lin Fei wrote down the answer almost without thinking, and their eyes widened.

He......

He actually knows how to add and subtract ten figures!

How can it be?

Doesn't he have to break his fingers?

Is this the speed of this line of water and water, is this a prodigy?

What is on the pattern: butterfly, goldfish.

Which clock represents the hour: 3.

There are a few little tigers in the picture: 5.

Half a minute!

Half a minute to play it all!

Lin Fei turned around in a dashing manner, and with a skillful flick of his fingers, the chalk responded...... Fell to the ground.

Damn, this one didn't pretend.

I forgot that I was a child, and my fingers were short......

But......

Looking at the runny nose and drooling children in front of him, he looked at his shocked eyes.

Lin Fei felt ......

Handsome exploded!

I didn't expect that when I was a child, I was so charming!

Will you get it later?