"Hey! You kid, what do you sleep with your aunt! ”

Looking at Lin Fei, Zhang Ying said with a displeased face.

"I don't, I don'......"

Splashing and rolling, let Lin Fei play to the fullest.

Just as Zhang Ying picked up the chopsticks and was about to start, Zhang Yuyu smiled gently.

"Sister Chen, it's okay, I haven't seen the child for a few days, I'll sleep with him tonight."

"Nonsense! He's a boy. ”

"He's only five years old, what does he know?"

'That's it! ’

Lin Fei shouted loudly in his heart.

I'm still a kid! What do you know?

Besides, even if you understand, there is a bird to use?

Finally......

Eight o'clock in the evening.

"Lin Fei, oops, what are you doing?"

"Take a bath, auntie, I take a shower every night."

Pushing a large basin of warm water, Lin Fei came to Zhang Yuyu's guest room with a deflated stomach.

Then he sat down in the basin of water.

"Whoa...... Whoa......"

Lin Fei fluttered very much, and the basin was full of water.

Seeing this, Zhang Yuyu looked helpless.

She hurriedly stepped forward: "Oh, little naughty bag, don't move, my aunt will help you wash it." ”

As he spoke, Zhang Yuyu stretched out his hand, and there was water in the palm of his hand, which was poured on Lin Fei's body little by little.

Good boy!

At night, the little sun turned on in the room, and it was a little hot.

At such temperatures, Zhang Yuyu wore a nightdress.

As a result of this pose, the skirt slipped directly above the knees.

From such an angle, Lin Fei didn't know whether to look above or below for a while......

"Oops! Lin Fei, why did you get a nosebleed? Isn't it too hot? Auntie, turn off the little sun. ”

“……”

……

One night, Lin Fei deeply realized that there was no use for hanging anything.

Damn it!

Why didn't you be reborn to the age of fifteen!

"Teacher Zhao Chunhua, the child has worked hard for you!"

In the morning, his mother sent Lin Fei to the kindergarten and left in a hurry.

She still has her own job, but she can't be late.

In this way, Lin Fei followed Zhao Chunhua with a small schoolbag and walked inside.

And he came to the office.

"Lin Fei, as the class leader, you have to help the teacher share the work more, you know?"

"But, teacher, I don't have a salary!"

"Huh?"

Zhao Chunhua was stunned for a moment.

Where did this kid learn this?

After thinking about it, Zhao Chunhua bent down and kissed Lin Fei directly.

"That's your salary today, okay?"

"Half a day!"

“……”

kissed it again, and Lin Fei raised his hand to rub the oil, Zhao Chunhua looked at Lin Fei angrily.

"Little villain, go, help the teacher collect the homework left yesterday and send it to the teacher's office."

"Yes!"

Lin Fei saluted in style, felt the wetness on his cheeks and the warmth on his hands, and trotted away.

Oh, sir, I'll just say it!

This ass of the girls will definitely be able to give birth to a son in the future!

It's really exciting!

Back in the class, Lin Fei shouted like an adult.

"Teacher Chunhua said, collect the homework, everyone take out the homework book!"

The children did so, and Lin Fei kept it in rows.

But he came to the same table and got stuck in front of Zhang Fangfang.

Zhang Fangfang hesitated in her seat.

"Zhang Fangfang, where is your homework?"

"I didn't write ......"

"Huh? Why? ”

"I ...... I won't ......"

Zhang Fangfang lowered her head, fiddling with the corners of her clothes, and she looked aggrieved with her small mouth.

Zhang Fangfang.

Well......

After graduating from kindergarten, until she returned home after college, Lin Fei met her once at that class reunion.

I heard that she found a rich man, who was more than 20 years older than her.

No way, the tenderness of the parents is still beautiful.

Looking at Zhang Fangfang's expression, Lin Fei supported it with one hand and shook the homework book in his hand.

"Zhang Fangfang, it's not that I'm talking about you, you also know that you are now a child in the kindergarten, and you can't do such a simple addition and subtraction? And don't forget what the head teacher said, whoever didn't do his homework today will be punished for standing. ”

"I ...... Wow wow! ”

Well?

Lin Fei was stunned.

Nima, I just scared casually, why did I cry?

How can you make a sugar daddy in the future!

Pregnant!

But in an instant, a flash of inspiration flashed in Lin Fei's mind.

"Still, I have a way to help you with your homework."

That's right.

Lin Fei smiled slyly.

Aren't you worried about how to make money in the early stage?

Write your homework!

Kindergarten homework is no different from kindergarten......

"Woo...... What? ”

Zhang Fangfang raised her head and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.

Lin Fei smiled slyly: "I'll help you write, hey, hey!" ”

Seeing that this girl was about to hand over the homework book, Lin Fei raised his hand to stop it.

"Zhang Fangfang, there is no pie in the sky in this world, it's okay to help you write your homework, but you have to pay me."

"What's the pay?"

"Two cents!"

Lin Fei stretched out his finger.

"Two ...... Two cents? That's my money for lunch! ”

"Then forget it, you can think of it yourself, and I'll collect it later."

Lin Fei did not retreat.

Joke.

I know it, Zhang Fangfang's family.

He is a small businessman, and he has made a lot of money over the years, and this Nizi now sits on the second-hand Xiali at home every day at school.

Although Zhang Fangfang's family fell to the bottom in the wave of layoffs not long after, it doesn't mean that there is no money now!

Second-hand Xiali, in this era, a car is thirty or fifty thousand!

It can be seen how rich Zhang Fangfang's family is.

Lin Fei didn't believe it, Zhang Fangfang only had two cents for lunch?

Who to fool!

Two cents, no concessions!

Lin Fei is worried that he has no start-up capital to make a fortune, and at present, there must be no hesitation in this only way to develop.

"Lin Fei!"

Seeing that Lin Fei was about to leave, Zhang Fangfang hurriedly stretched out her hand and dragged it.

“……”

The corners of Lin Fei's mouth twitched.

turned his head and saw that Zhang Fangfang was tugging at his pants at this time.

Lin Fei's pants were not lifted very tightly, and as a result, Zhang Fangfang's tugging, and the pants fell off directly.

Looking at his little ass that had not been hurt by the Q bomb, Lin Fei was stunned, and Zhang Huahua was also stunned.

"Spread out."

"Oooh!"

Looking at Lin Fei, who had lifted his pants, Zhang Huahua hesitated for a moment and said.

"Lin Fei, do you want to ...... I'll kiss you, you're cheaper, how about a dime......"

"Who do you think of me? I really thought I was a little ...... I'm a big kid! Kiss me less with me! ”

Lin Fei pointed at himself.

"I'm a small business, honest management, no bargaining!"

"This ...... Well, give ......"

Looking at the two cents in Zhang Fangfang's hand, Lin Fei smiled confidently.

brushed and brushed, and completed twenty homework problems of addition and subtraction by dividing five by two, and then took Zhang Fangfang's two cents and homework book.

"Squad leader!"

"Squad leader!"

The two of them raised their hands again.

The two children looked at Lin Fei as if they saw hope for life.

"Squad leader, you...... Can you help us too? ”

"Yes, yes!"

"Okay, get the money."

"Good!"

The two little boys did not hesitate, and quickly took out two cents.

The two of them only cared about playing during the summer vacation, and they still remember the teacher who asked them to learn addition and subtraction by themselves.

If this is discovered by the teacher, it may take a long time to be punished.

Lin Fei snatched it, and then sat down.

Answering the question quickly, Lin Fei said.

"Remember, this matter, you are not allowed to say it, and you are not allowed to leak the answer, if I find out, I will not care about you if you ask me in the future!"

"Uh-huh!"

Seeing that the two nodded firmly, Lin Fei smiled with satisfaction.

What is it called?

This is called the monopoly effect.

I have a direct monopoly on the way of ghostwriting homework, and the people who buy the fruits of my labor cannot pass it on, and it also puts an end to the dilution of economic gains.

I never expected this set of knowledge points I learned in college.

Play to the fullest in the kindergarten!