[13] At a young age, you will never blush when you lie
Never mind......
After thinking about it, Lin Fei still gave up the idea in his heart.
At present, it is in vain to think of ways to deal with Zhang Qiang.
After all, he's just a kid of a few years old.
Naturally, they don't have so much thought and scheming.
I'm afraid that if you think about it, he just wants to make some money.
Do you really want to play some business calculations with yourself?
I'm afraid that if it weren't for him, there would be no bitter tea left.
In this way, Lin Fei gave up the idea of thinking about the plan and decided to plan it.
"Ahem."
Although his throat is not uncomfortable, Lin Fei doesn't know why he likes to clear his throat before speaking......
Standing up, he clapped his hands.
"Everyone, get your homework ready!"
After speaking, Lin Fei picked up his homework book, took out another piece of paper from his pocket, and walked towards the front.
Passing by Jiang Yumeng's side, Lin Fei quietly put the piece of paper on Jiang Yumeng's table.
"Don't copy it all, my future wife."
"Good!"
Listening to Lin Fei's words, Jiang Yumeng suddenly smiled happily.
That's nice!
promised to become Lin Fei's wife, so he copied the homework answers and ...... by himself
You're so smart!
Earn without losing money!
Fortunately, Lin Fei didn't know about this idea.
Otherwise, it's impossible to tell who will make a profit or lose money.
Just kidding, this is a big star in the future, with tens of millions of fans!
The man who wants to marry her can go from Ning City to the capital!
Walking down in rows, Lin Fei collected his homework.
For the homework of Li Erniu and the others, Lin Fei deliberately checked it.
Yes, none of these people copied them all, and they deliberately left them blank or some of them were wrong.
At a young age, he mastered the essence of copying homework, and the future must be limitless!
Finally, he came to Jiang Yumeng's row, took away everyone's homework books, and Lin Fei came to Zhao Chunhua's office again.
"Bang!"
"Ahh
Just turned a corner and was about to come in, a black shadow came in front of him, and it hit Lin Fei's body directly.
This time it can be described as sincerity, and directly knocked Lin Fei to the ground.
"Shhh
Lin Fei gasped, and the flesh on his buttocks was also painful.
"You're ......"
Before he could say it, Lin Fei held back.
Forget that I'm a child.
Raised his head and looked at the man in front of him.
Lin Fei was impressed.
This is the homeroom teacher of the sophomore class, as for what is it called......
Lin Fei forgot.
That's too long a memory.
Thereupon......
"Wow!" With a bang, Lin Fei burst into tears.
He admires himself, at a young age, he cries when he says he cries!
"You...... How are you? ”
The male teacher saw Lin Fei fall and his homework book scattered all over the ground, so he couldn't help but come forward to check.
"It hurts! The butt hurts! ”
Lin Fei whimpered.
"What's going on?"
In the office, Zhao Chunhua, who had just cleaned up, hurriedly trotted out.
She was chatting with the female teachers around her, when she heard a collision and a shout coming from the door.
hurriedly ran out, and happened to see Lin Fei fall to the ground, tears flowing uncontrollably.
"This ...... Teacher Zhao, this is the president of your class, right? Look at this kid......"
The male teacher's eyes were rolling wildly, and he immediately spoke in an accusatory tone.
"Why don't you be careful when you walk? What if it crashes? Children? How are you? What are you crying about a manly husband? ”
Well?
Nima!
Lin Fei was stunned in his heart.
What the hell are you......
It's really going to turn right and wrong upside down!
How fast can I walk?
How fast do you walk?
Why don't you just pack two tails and take off!
Are you still beating a rake here?
"I ...... Woo woo, I walk normally...... Wow wow! Then I was hit by the teacher, Mr. Zhao, my ass hurts! ”
"Okay, good, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, the teacher will rub it for you."
Saying that, Zhao Chunhua carefully checked it, there was nothing wrong with the tail bone, and it could still move.
Immediately, she picked up Lin Feilai, held him in her arms, and then rubbed it gently.
Don't talk about it!
Lin Fei was overjoyed in his heart.
This technique, professional!
is the so-called acting and acting in a full set, Lin Fei slowly stopped crying.
"Lin Fei's child, don't cry, you're a big child."
"Uh-huh......"
Lin Fei nodded with red eyes.
"Humph!"
On the contrary, it was the male teacher on the side, for some reason, looking at Zhao Chunhua's gentle movements, his eyes were a little 'red'.
He said sourly.
"What do big men cry about? Crying and chirping is like a girl, isn't it just a fall? Nothing! ”
“……”
Well?
Lin Fei was stunned again.
Good fellow, does this man have such a big resentment?
You hit me, hey!
Don't you want to comfort me, are you still in this yin and yang weird?
"Teacher Xu!"
Lin Fei thought to himself about his identity, and he couldn't say anything.
On the contrary, Zhao Chunhua's face became displeased.
"Teacher Xu, Lin Fei is just a child, his body is weak, how can he compare with a big man like you? Besides, you are also a teacher, don't you understand the reason for coaxing children? ”
"Hehe, Mr. Zhao is discouraged."
Teacher Xu smiled.
"Didn't I want the kids in your class to be brave? Okay, okay, I won't talk about it, I'm going to the sophomore class. ”
Saying that, after Mr. Xu glanced at Lin Fei angrily, he turned around and left.
This unprovoked look in his eyes made Lin Fei wonder in his heart.
What's going on?
Lin Fei thinks he has no grudge against him, right?
What was the sour, confused and angry look in his eyes just now?
"Quite unreasonable......"
After muttering a word, Zhao Chunhua looked at Lin Fei and squatted and asked.
"Lin Fei, tell the teacher, is there anything uncomfortable?"
"No ......"
Your own body understands it for itself.
Lin Fei was glad that the pants he was wearing were thicker, and there was a little meat on his buttocks, which didn't hurt his muscles and bones.
"That's good."
With a long sigh of relief, Zhao Chunhua bent down and picked up the homework book with Lin Fei, and the two came to the office.
"Lin Fei's children have worked hard, come, the teacher will reward you...... Hey? ”
didn't wait to take out the lollipop, Lin Fei stepped forward directly and kissed Zhao Chunhua, causing the surrounding female teachers to giggle, and Zhao Chunhua's face was even redder.
"Little rascal, who did you learn this from?"
"Hey......
Lin Fei smiled.
Pretend to be stupid, I'm the best at it!
He glanced at Lin Fei angrily.
Zhao Chunhua rubbed Lin Fei's little head earnestly.
"Lin Fei's children, you remember, you are a big child, and you are the class president of the freshman class, many times, you have to play an exemplary role, what about the teacher......"
"I hope you can study hard, show self-improvement, independence and bravery, let everyone aim for you, and at the same time, you have to help the teacher share the work and manage the class order, understand?"
"Understood!"
Lin Fei directly turned on the passive skill of lying without blushing.
"Teacher Zhao, don't worry! I work very hard, I go back every night, I learn the knowledge of kindergarten by myself, and now I can recite Tang poems, add and subtract within a hundred, and write a lot of words! ”
Of course......