Chapter 5 Spice up Lao Tzu fiercely
The wind outside the house is bone-chilling, and the inside of the house is staggered. There was a bright oil lamp in each corner of the room, and the wick was burning. This is a liquor shop with no signboard.
The wine shop is old, and the dilapidated tables and chairs have been painted with a layer of pear yellow and new lacquer, which is bright and eye-catching, but still can't withstand the annoying creaking. This shop is too picky, earning a lot of silver, and even a broken bench is not willing to change, and the customers who come are helpless, just because within a radius of twenty miles, the wine shop is the only one.
The shopkeeper's surname is Xu, and he has been setting up shop here for 30 years. On September 14, the wine shops are bound to be overcrowded, because on September 15, a famous hunting festival will be held in Wuyang Fort, not far from here. Tonight's drinkers come from all over the world, and all of them are ready to participate in the hunting ceremony.
Lao Xu's face was full of fat, and the flesh on his cheeks shook when he spoke, his eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile, and he nodded and greeted people with hospitality. After all, there are many people who participate in the hunting ceremony, such as roosters and dog thieves, and even fierce outlaws.
There were more than a dozen drinkers tonight, half less than in previous years, and it was not because the hunting ceremony was extremely risky, and there were people who accidentally died every year. There will be brave men under the heavy reward, and the participants are still in an endless stream.
Lao Xu kept staring at the table of drinkers, worried about what kind of mess would happen. The four of them came to the store early in the morning, and Lao Xu didn't want to take it, but they didn't follow, and they promised a lot of money, so they had no choice but to agree.
The world is impermanent, what to fear, what to come.
Maybe it's because the old wine that Lao Xu took out was delicious, and the four big men outside the plug drank all the seventeen altars in one go, and they were so drunk that they staggered, hooked their shoulders and backs, and blew nonsense from all over the world. Although it was too noisy, everyone knew that the people outside the plug had a rough personality, so they couldn't bear it.
However, gradually the taste changed greatly, and several people did not know how to restrain themselves, openly talked about the scandal of rape and robbery at the border, and shamelessly laughed lewdly, and all kinds of details were even more unbearable. When even a righteous person stood up and angrily denounced, the two sides fought fiercely.
Everyone still has a bottom line, and they haven't used their weapons, but those broken tables and chairs can't even stand their fists and feet, and they are beaten to pieces and scattered.
As soon as Lao Xu saw the fight on the field, he skillfully rolled the wine jug in front of him into his arms, bent down and hid in the cabinet, shaking his head and humming a little tune.
Fortunately, Lao Tzu used tatters, otherwise he would have to be abused by you rabbit cubs.
Lao Xu is very shrewd, this cabinet is made of pure steel with a lot of money, weighing 3,000 catties, no matter how noisy it is, it is absolutely indestructible.
The battle groups in the field are distinct.
The four people outside the plug have a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and the first one is a tall nose and thick beard, purple hair and green eyes, wearing a jade hoop and a gold belt around the waist, and is called King Ana. This group of people was born as horse thieves, and they are accustomed to licking blood from the knife edge, and they are a group of masters who play with their lives.
The people who saw the injustice were the disciples of the Taiyi Sect, four men and one woman. Taiyimen is a decent martial arts, emphasizing righteousness and reason, and the disciples only wanted to teach a few drunks a lesson, but they didn't expect the other party to use a killing move.
With three points against the enemy for seven points, it is strange to be undefeated.
King Ana's cruel words were not much, and when he saw Senior Brother Zhou, who was the strongest among the disciples of Taiyi, he flew sideways and kicked out. Senior Brother Zhou reacted very quickly, and seeing that this kick was coming straight to the lower abdomen, he quickly changed his position, and also kicked sideways, facing his feet. In this pair, Senior Brother Zhou suffered a big loss, and fell to the ground with a scream, which can be regarded as abolished.
King Ana laughed wildly, and proudly stretched out his toes to show the Taiyi disciples, although they did not use weapons, but everyone on the horse thief's side pedaled iron boots, and the tips of the boots were like thorns, which naturally took advantage of the cloth shoes of the Taiyi disciples.
Seeing that Senior Brother Zhou's metacarpal bone was shattered, not only would tomorrow's hunting ceremony definitely be in vain, but also that he might be disabled for life, another Senior Brother Li was full of grief and indignation, and swooped down on King Ana with a roar.
King Ana's arrogance was arrogant, and he was about to take advantage of the victory to pursue, but Senior Brother Li happened to bump into him. Speaking of which, Senior Brother Li's skills are much inferior to Senior Brother Zhou, and he was completely powerless to parry in the face of King Ana's volley and chain kicks, and he could only fight physically after throwing a few punches indiscriminately.
King Ana, without mercy, kicked Senior Brother Li in the chest, kicking him so that he spurted blood from his mouth and fell to the ground.
Taiyi disciples are two out of five, and the defeat is decided.
The wine is strong and gally, the essence is on the brain, and the horse thief has bad intentions again, beating the remaining two senior brothers down with three punches and two kicks, and surrounds the last female disciple in the center. Not long after the little junior sister entered the school, where had she seen this kind of scene, she was so frightened that her face was pale, and the pear blossoms were in tears.
King Anawang carefully looked at her appearance, and said with a smile: "I don't know if Taiyimen has carefully selected when recruiting apprentices, and all of them are beauties." ”
The horse thief became tighter and tighter, and the little sister screamed again and again.
King Ana's eyes were everywhere, he thought he was invincible, and as soon as the strength of the wine came, the feeling of swelling in his lower body was even stronger, and he smiled cruelly: "Why don't you do her here, and treat it as a sacrifice flag for tomorrow's ceremony?" ”
The horse thieves were overjoyed and asked for battle.
"Hey!"
There was an urn-sounding male voice from the corner of the wine shop, the voice was not loud, but the tone was disdainful and very provocative.
King Ana's afterglow flicked, and he couldn't help but feel contempt, the person who spoke was wearing a broken felt hat, and the cotton jacket on his body was bulging, which was extremely ill-fitting, and he didn't see a weapon with him, so he must be a shrimp soldier and crab general who did not enter the stream.
"!"
The man finished sucking the noodles, wiped the oil foam from his mouth with his hand, shook his head, and said, "I don't have time to take care of your business, but you broke my wine jug, and you should pay for it." ”
King Ana's eyes were extremely sharp, and he clearly saw that the wine jug was knocked over by himself, which was to find fault, so he reprimanded: "Lose a fart, if you dare to delay your brother's errands, Lao Tzu will clean it up with you!" ”
This is also expected by that person, if you are persuaded to rein in the precipice but you don't listen, then no one is to blame. He picked up a chopstick, wiped off the grease on the bottom of the chopsticks, knocked it on the table a few times, and said softly: "Shopkeeper, I'm afraid you haven't changed these chopsticks for decades." ”
The sound fell and thrust into King Ana's eyebrows like arrows.
Kill with one hit.
This magic skill shocked the audience, and the rest of the horse thieves were not stupid, and immediately rushed to flee for their lives.
Lao Xu didn't know where to get a bunch of tattered tables and chairs to support, everyone should drink and eat. The man was obviously still unsatisfied, so he called for another bowl of noodles, and did not forget to instruct: "Add spicy to Lao Tzu!" ”
Lao Xu muttered in his heart, this is really a strange person, but it is not spicy enough.
A bowl of steaming noodles was brought to the table, and for the sake of the man driving away the horse thief, Lao Xu pained his blood and added a lot of spicy food. The man picked up the bowl and devoured it, and in the blink of an eye, the bowl was at the bottom.
Seeing that he was choking on tears, Lao Xu asked, "Is it okay to be spicy this time?" ”
The man shook his head and muttered, "I still can't eat a little spicy......
Lao Xu was stunned.
The disciples of Taiyi came to thank him, and Senior Brother Zhou bowed to him with all his strength with the support of his junior brother, and said: "Dare to ask the hero's name, Taiyimen is grateful for today's matter, if he is summoned in the future, Taiyimen will go all out." ”
The man said lightly: "In Xia Ji Yinghan, trivial matters are not enough to worry about. ”