Wang Yadong said that he wanted to talk about the big milk sister, but he talked about his hometown Wangzhuang, which caused everyone to be dissatisfied, and someone shouted in the direction of Wang Yadong in the dark: "Brother Dong is talking about the key point." Wang Yadong replied: "Superficial." ”

This is the same as writing an article, there must be three elements of time, place and person, and none of them will work, Wang Yadong suddenly seemed to be forced to be high, so everyone quieted down and listened to him.

Wangzhuang is a village with strong folk customs, if the nearby villagers pass by Wangzhuang, they will take something to defend themselves, most of them are bricks, the red kind, the pedestrian puts the bricks in his arms, and the cyclists put the bricks into the basket.

If it happens that he forgot to take a brick that day, hehe, Wang Yadong deliberately paused when he said this, Lao Zhang was an impatient, and immediately urged Wang Yadong: "Forget the bricks?" Say it. ”

Wang Yadong took a sip of water, moistened his throat and continued.

If you don't have a weapon for self-defense, then you are going to win the lottery, some people in Wang Zhuang are bastards, if you have money, you have to leave the money, if you have a pound of eggs, you also have to leave the eggs, in short, the geese have plucked their feathers, this tree is planted by me, this road is opened by me, if you want to pass Wang Zhuang, money and things stay.

Xiao Liang was a little curious when he heard it, and couldn't help asking, "Is the security of your Wangzhuang so poor?" There is no police charge. ”

Wang Yadong said: "Manage, how to manage, more than 1,000 people in Wangzhuang can be put down at the police station, and most of them can go over, and they don't have to leave all the money." ”

Zheng Jie asked Lao Zhang the question he wanted to ask at this time.

"Big?"

Zheng Jie asked the voice of most of the people in the dormitory, yes, Wang Yadong, my dormitory director, if you don't get down to business, the nine of us will kick your ass with our shiny little leather shoes.

Wang Yadong finally began to talk about the big girl.

I have known my big sister since I was a child, when I was a child, he was not so exaggerated as now, until I went to junior high school, she ate like crazy, and she ate like this, don't look at her growing strong, in fact, she has been going to the hospital, which is a well-known sick seedling in our Wangzhuang.

One year, she was just discharged from the hospital and was robbed by the people of her village, and then she was hospitalized again because of the fright.

The big sister will eliminate harm for the people, and you will not provoke the big sister in the future, otherwise you will wait to pay the hospitalization fee!

Everyone secretly cursed in their hearts: "I really want to kick your ass with shiny little leather shoes, what you said is not what we want to hear." ”

"I'm done, are you sleepy, I feel sleepy, I'm going to sleep, good night!" Wang Yadong wrapped himself in the quilt and snorted on one side of his body, and fell asleep in seconds.

Everyone else also looked at their phones, occasionally whispering, and it didn't take long for the entire dormitory to get off work, snoring one after another, only moonlight lying quietly on the concrete floor.

Sleepless all night, get up at six o'clock in the morning, the horn sounds, although the school is not militarized management, but for the sake of students' work and rest rules, the militarized management to the point to turn off the lights to turn on the lights to learn, for the students who love to read and love to lie in bed This is really a nightmare.

After hastily washing up, I followed the army to the classroom, and before dawn outside, the campus was crowded, with the reluctance to warm the bed, and slowly walked into my own classroom.

It was very cold in the classroom at first, but as the class time came, it was not cold, because the doors and windows of the classroom were closed, and the forty or fifty people exhaled carbon dioxide in the confined space, which changed the gas structure of the space.

The morning was supposed to be a good morning, but Muyang came to his seat only to find that his stool was gone, and Zhao Peng, who was at the same table, looked at Muyang and filled the stool with his buttocks, indicating that this is mine, you can't grab it.

Mu Yang was speechless, he was standing at the beginning of the morning self-study, Mu Yang didn't feel anything, and when he sat down after singing the class song, he was embarrassed, and his butt had nowhere to put it, so he could only crawl on the table.

Lao Hei saw that Muyang didn't have a stool, so he said to Zhao Peng: "You don't have a stool at the same table, you divide the stool and sit on him, you see how uncomfortable he is lying on his stomach." ”

Zhao Peng looked reluctant, but he still moved his butt and left half a place for Muyang, and half of Muyang's butt sat up, well, it's true that it's uncomfortable, but it's better than standing.

Finally got through to the end of class, Lao Hei asked Muyang what was going on, why was the stool missing? Muyang himself was confused, and he didn't offend anyone, how could he lose the stool, or did he say that someone from another class took it?

Lao Hei said that he was going home for dinner and couldn't accompany Muyang, Muyang could only say goodbye to others, and Wang Chenhui came over as soon as Lao Hei left.

"Muyang, I saw that you were standing in the morning self-study, what's going on?" Wang Chenhui asked with concern.

"Alas! I don't know which bastard stole my stool. Muyang gritted his teeth and said.

"Don't worry about it for now, let's go eat!" Mu Yang is angry, but he knows that the sky is big, the earth is big, and he can't lose anything to lose his stomach.

"Hey, why don't we leave later, and then go to another class to steal a stool." Wang Chenhui whispered in Muyang's ear.

Muyang is a soft-hearted child, he knows how uncomfortable it is to stand and listen to the class, he doesn't want to make others uncomfortable because of himself, so he decisively rejected Wang Chenhui's proposal.

Wang Chenhui didn't say anything, and he also knew that what he did was a bit unauthentic, so the two of them went to the restaurant to eat.

The restaurant was crowded, and there were long queues at all windows, Muyang and Wang Chenhui decided to eat millet thick rice, so they lined up at the window selling thick rice, and when both of them had eaten, they found that the first floor was already overcrowded and there was no place to eat, so they served the food to the second floor.

There were few people eating on the second floor, Muyang and Wang Chenhui quickly solved the thick rice, and then walked out of the cafeteria satisfied.

The toilet was also basically full, and the two found two adjacent locations in a corner, so they began to clean up the memory, and for a while, the toilet was constantly sounding.

The smell on the body of squatting in a pit can exist for a long time, and the two went to the playground twice to make sure that there was no smell on their bodies before walking to the classroom.

As soon as he walked into the classroom, Muyang was worried, damn, what can I do without a stool, it didn't take long for class to go, Zhang Liduo, the new class leader, shouted angrily; "Stand up."

The students who heard the password all stood up and shouted, "Hello teacher! In the first class, the math class, which is the old class, pushed the gold wire glasses and said, "Hello students, please take a seat." ”

The students in the classroom all sat down, only Muyang was still standing, and the old class thought that Muyang had something wrong, so he said in a slightly unhappy tone: "Muyang, sit down!" ”

"Report to the teacher, my stool was stolen."

As soon as he finished speaking, the class burst into laughter, but Mu Yang felt that the classmates had no malicious intentions, and they all looked at Mu Yang who was standing straight curiously.

"You, I've been taking students for 20 years and it's the first time I've seen someone lose a stool, class leader, go to the office and bring my chair to Muyang to sit on." As soon as the old class finished speaking, Zhang Liduo ran out, and it didn't take long to move a chair over.

"Thank you!" Mu Yang said to Zhang Liduo.

"You shouldn't say thank you to me! You should be thankful for the old class. Zhang Liduo smiled very happily, and after speaking, he turned his head in the direction of the old class, and motioned to Muyang to thank the teacher.

"Thank you, homeroom teacher."

"No thanks, you have to take care of the stool, I won't be able to find it if I lose it again." As soon as the old class finished speaking, the class burst into laughter again.