Chapter 61: Why Do You Need a Reason to Lie to You?
"What a face!"
Ling Ge picked up his sword and walked out, it seemed that the spirit sword was really going to see blood today!
Gong Shan didn't stop him, just behind her and crossed his arms to look at her angry back, "You can beat him after a few days of practice?" ”
It turned out to be from the day when he came back from Gufang Pavilion, and there was an old beggar at the gate of Gongshan's courtyard.
It's the old beggar I saw outside Li Chao's house.
Ling Ge had always suspected that the person who helped her that day was an old beggar, so when she saw that he really came to the outside of the Gongshan Courtyard, she was very attentive to give him food and clothing, and asked him if he wanted to help, and wanted to ask him clearly.
Who knew that the old beggar didn't give Ling Ge a good look, he closed his eyes and disgusted her for blocking his sun, and disgusted her for being noisy, which affected his sleep.
In the end, Uncle Hui glanced at the things sent by Ling Ge and said that he couldn't look at it.
Angry, Ling Ge dropped his things and went back to the courtyard.
What the hell is going on in this world, why are the old men here so difficult to serve!
After a while, there was a loud knock on the courtyard door, and the old man shouted angrily outside: "Take the things away!" Occupy my place! ”
The attendant went out and brought it in, and saw that he didn't ask for any clothes, but the food was eaten cleanly.
"The old beggar said, it's unpalatable, and I'll deliver it next time."
The attendants in the courtyard were furious, Ling Ge endured the previous help, only Gong Shan's eyes flashed, and he smiled very good-naturedly.
"Tell me to go down and make sumptuous meals three times a day and send them to the old beggar, and give whatever you want."
Who knew that this old beggar was getting more and more kicking his nose in the face!
The attendants didn't want anything to send, and asked Ling Ge to send it by name, even if Ling Ge went, he would pick his nose and eyes, and he was full of fault in his words and deeds.
Forced Ling Ge to do it several times!
But in this fight, she discovered that this seemingly inconspicuous old beggar is definitely not low in cultivation skills, and it is not even necessarily worse than the national teacher!
He didn't use any weapons and magic weapons, he could just flick the chopsticks twice casually, and he could keep Ling Ge airtight, and by the way, he would support her left and right, and Ling Ge didn't have the slightest power to fight back.
So she learned from the pain, redoubled her diligence in the courtyard, and the matter of feeding the old beggar fell to Gong Shan.
Gong Shan didn't know what to tell the old beggar, although the old beggar accepted his feeding, but he still found fault with him every time he looked bad.
The same is true today.
Ling Ge couldn't help but hesitate when he heard Gong Shan's question.
Don't say a few days, even if she is given another year, she won't be able to fight!
However, she quickly had an idea, turned her head and smiled: "I have thought of a good idea!" ”
The old beggar lay outside the side door, with a well-woven straw mat on the floor, and several bowls in front of him contained steamed buns, hot porridge, and even a bowl of meat.
While eating in large gulps, his eyebrows flew straight and the corners of his mouth smiled, and from time to time he shouted into the courtyard "It's too unpalatable", "The porridge is too thin", "The meat is tasteless"! Several bowls quickly emptied.
Suddenly!
The side door was opened with a "bang", and a figure jumped out, slashing with a sword!
"Old beggar! Haven't I been too used to you these days! ”
With a bang, the bowl kicked over a few first.
"It's good to send food and drink, but you dare to pick and choose?!"
The sword went straight at the old beggar's head, almost sweeping his few hairs!
"Do you really think this girl is afraid of you, you old bastard!"
Ling Ge missed a move, twisted his waist, and attacked again.
The old beggar stared at Ling Ge with wide eyes, and he forgot to chew the piece of soft and glutinous braised pork that he had just put in his mouth, and the brown sauce ran down the corner of his mouth......
has been bullied by him for the past few days, he really didn't expect that this little girl would dare to rebel against the sky?!
"You, you ......"
The old beggar didn't know whether he was shocked or angry, and his hands trembled.
"How am I! Do you think I'm really scared of you? ”
Ling Ge had a lot of momentum to entangle, even if he couldn't win, he would be annoyed to death.
The old beggar slapped the ground and stood up, his half-lying posture did not move, he directly rose one zhang high, stretched out the chopsticks in his hand and flicked it towards Ling Ge's sword.
"It seems that I haven't taught you enough, little girl, I'll teach you a good lesson today!"
Ling Ge struggled to parry, not only using his strength to eat, but also using all the spells and dexterous dodging of the previous life, but he still couldn't do more than five moves under the old beggar.
After five moves, the old beggar's figure fell to the ground, and the splitter was about to snatch Ling Ge's sword.
Ling Ge twisted his wrist, put away the spirit sword, stood on his feet and shouted, "Hey! What are you doing! It's not enough to eat my food, do you even want to grab my sword? ”
"Grab something! The old beggar is stealing something! ”
"Come and see, there's an old guy here who is going to rob!"
The old beggar looked surprised again, "What nonsense are you talking about, when am I going to rob you?" ”
"Dare you say no? I'll let everyone judge! ”
Ling Ge turned over and ran out of the alley, "Come and see, the beggars are grabbing things!" ”
The old beggar immediately chased after him, so anxious that he couldn't wait to cover Ling Ge's mouth with his hand!
When has he ever suffered such a dumb loss!
Who knew that Ling Ge was running faster and faster, his footwork was erratic, and the shouting was getting louder and louder, it seemed that he really wanted to shout about this matter to the whole city.
The old beggar chased after him more and more urgently, and finally caught up with Ling Ge when he reached the mouth of the alley.
But in the next moment, Ling Ge slipped over the wall and slipped away from the old beggar's hand.
The old beggar was in a hurry, and before he had time to think about it, he followed her and went in.
Ah!
Before his feet hit the ground, the old beggar regretted it.
Hit the trick!
But it was too late to run, and the invisible array was shrouded, and he couldn't get out.
In the courtyard, Ling Ge, who was still panting, and Gong Shan, who had a temperament of Yushu, looked at the old beggar who fell into the urn and smiled at each other.
"Okay, you ghost girl, you actually used this kind of trick to trick me." The old beggar reacted and actually smiled slightly.
Gong Shan spoke first: "Don't be strange to the old-timers, since the ordinary method doesn't work, we have to use this unpopular method to give it a try." ”
Ling Ge didn't care and said: "Black cat and white cat, if you catch a mouse, it's a good cat, it doesn't matter if it doesn't enter the stream, it's easy to use!" ”
"Okay, since the old man and I have fallen for your scheme, then you say, why did you call my old man in?"
Ling Ge grinned, "It's nothing, I just want to have a good discussion with you!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Ling Ge stretched out his hand and waved, and Jin Ling immediately changed his original form and pounced, and on the hairpin on the top of his head, Xiaolan also showed a figure several feet long, and roared excitedly.
"Woo woo ......" The cries of the two beasts complemented each other.
So excited! They can finally fight!
"Hahaha......" the old beggar looked up to the sky and smiled, "Okay, good, if you have any tricks, just use them!" My old man is having a good time today, too! ”
After that, he pressed the powerful head of Jin Ling with one hand, twisted his waist, raised his foot and kicked away Xiao Lan's tail.
The movements are crisp and neat, but the strength is just right, quite the style of a great grandmaster!
Seeing this, Ling Ge tiptoed a little and joined the battle. Although she knows that she is invincible, it is a rare opportunity to experience and fight against masters, and she will never let go of such a real battle.
One man and two beasts entangled the old beggar with a lot of hard work, and often just kicked away and then hit his head again, and they actually felt very happy and resilient back and forth.
Gong Shan saw that his hands itched for a while, he had never liked to use force, he even wanted to fight with Ling Ge wantonly, the formation flashed, and he also joined the battle.
The old beggar laughed again, "Okay, all come, all come!" The old man is not afraid of many of you! ”
In this way, under the formation of shielding the breath, several people fought happily in this small courtyard.
In terms of cultivation, Ling Ge and her two beasts were not enough to see at all, and only Gong Shan could be regarded as being able to hold on to the old beggar for a while.
But the old beggar was obviously good at using weapons, and now he was already suffering a loss with only his hands and empty fists, while Ling Ge and the others were using all their might, using whatever spells they could, and using whatever tricks they could.
In the end, Jin Ling and Xiaolan were so tired that they even used this method of biting their teeth, biting the old beggar's clothes and not mouthing, slowing him down.
Ling Ge was already dead, even Gong Shan's breath was uneven, his face was so tired that his face was red and white, and the old beggar couldn't walk anymore.
"......Gollum," cried the old beggar's stomach.
Then Jin Ling's stomach also screamed.
Several people looked at each other and laughed at each other.
In a smile, the tension just now disappeared.
"Gong Laosan, your cultivation should not be as high as Gong Lao, if you change him today, maybe I really won't be able to suppress you." After laughing, the old beggar unceremoniously began to comment.
Gong Shan's face froze, and he nodded silently, his cultivation was indeed the worst among the brothers.
Ling Ge raised his eyebrows, "You even know the boss of the Gong family?" ”
The old beggar raised his head proudly, "Of course I know the brothers of the Gong family, not only that, but I also know you, otherwise why would I help you in the first place!" ”
"Girl, although you have a good talent and are diligent in your cultivation, you can only play some tricks, you just want to learn swordsmanship with strong combat power, right?"
Gong Shan secretly pursed his lips.
Ling Ge clasped his hands on his shoulders, "Who the hell are you?" ”
"Hmph, what kind of person am I, you don't have the qualifications to know yet, you just need to understand, my cultivation is much higher than yours, and I can give you a few words at will...... Ouch! ”
It turned out that Jin Ling was the first to be unconvinced, turned into a little girl and jumped up again, "You dirty beggar!" Dare to say that my sister is not qualified! ”
She jumped on the old beggar in a few steps like a monkey, and used all the tricks against the national teacher on the old beggar's head.
It's a pity that the old beggar is not a national teacher, so he won't let Jin Ling at all, so he cut her hands behind her back in three or two strokes, and threw her hands far away.
"It's a loyal contract beast, that is, you have to learn more from your master, and your master's status will get higher and higher in the future, are you still so reckless?"
The old beggar patted the ashes on his hands and tilted his chin at Ling Ge, "What do you say?" ”
Ling Ge beckoned, beckoned Jin Ling back to his side and stroked it gently, and said to the old beggar: "There are too many things I don't know in this world, if I don't say it, I won't say it, I will naturally be qualified to know it in the future." ”