Chapter 34: Is Hydrogen Monoxide in Your Mind?

Everyone watched from afar, and when they saw He Yan looking a little helpless and overjoyed because of this sudden "big order", they couldn't help but be faintly touched in their hearts.

Cai Jiayi stood beside Chen Jiayu slimly, her rosy and delicate lips moved lightly a few times, and she said something.

Her voice was not loud, except for herself, only Chen Jiayu could barely hear it clearly.

What she said was: "The city's kindness is not as good as repaying morality, it is better to have a reputation than to escape from fame, and hypocrisy is not as good as being straightforward." ”

Chen Jiayu glanced at her and was a little surprised: "Have you seen "The Story of the Little Window"? ”

This sentence comes from the Ming Dynasty Chen Jiru's "The Story of the Small Window", which means that it is selfish to give favors to others in order to please them, and it is better to repay the kindness of the benefactor who has given him kindness; It is better to work hard to sell fame and reputation than to seek fame and not to seek returns; Being too hypocritical will lose your sincere nature, and only by going straight on the right path can you live your own way.

Cai Jiayi raised her hand, gently brushed the hair that fell to her cheeks, and said with a smile: "I haven't read that book." But I have a friend who likes this quote very much, so I remember it. ”

Chen Jiayu said: "Oh, I also like this sentence. ”

Cai Jiayi smiled: "Yes, what a coincidence." ”

Chen Jiayu originally wanted to ask her who that friend was, but Hou Zifan jumped over and hooked his neck: "Let's go, let's go back and continue to play the game." ”

Zhu Shu also pulled Cai Jiayi with one hand and Tian Tian with the other and said, "Let's go shopping again, there are still a few interesting places over there that you haven't seen." ”

Cai Jiayi smiled: "Okay." ”

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The next day, Chen Jiayu stayed at home to do his homework.

It took a morning, and finally finished brushing the test papers assigned by the teachers of each subject, and as soon as I got up to move my body, my sister Chen Yuzao rushed in in a hurry.

"Oba~~" The little girl screamed flatteringly.

The voice was so sweet that Chen Jiayu almost didn't spit it out.

"Oba~~~" came again.

Chen Jiayu, who was disgusted twice, gritted his teeth, "Chen Yuzao, you watched Korean dramas again, right?" Give me normal talk! ”

"Brother......" Chen Yuzao changed his name aggrievedly.

"Say it quickly."

"I want to drink bubble tea, you buy me a cup, Momoda."

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Chen Jiayu stretched out his hand and rubbed her hair into a chicken nest angrily: "Drink milk tea again?" I remember you've been drinking a lot of glasses lately, this stuff isn't nutritious, drink a little less. ”

"As a junior high school student who is about to enter a critical stage, I am under a lot of pressure, so I need sweet milk tea to comfort my sensitive and fragile little heart......" Chen Yuzao sighed faintly, "How important it is to me, brother, do you understand?" No, you don't understand, you just know that it's not nutritious, but it makes me happy, isn't that enough...... Oh, brother, don't knock me on the head! Hurt! ”

Chen Yuzao covered his head and sighed.

Chen Jiayu put down the physics book rolled into a tube in his hand and sneered: "If you want to drink milk tea, you can." Bring me your textbook first, I'll ask you a few knowledge points, and if you can answer them all, I'll buy them for you. ”

Chen Yuzao seconded: "I won't drink anymore." ”

Chen Jiayu couldn't help laughing, and said coldly, "If you don't drink, you have to take the test, you don't have any confidence, do you still want to take the art student exam?!" ”

Seeing his brother's rare serious expression, Chen Yuzao panicked.

It's over, my brother is here.

She was so aggrieved that she was about to cry, but she didn't dare to object, so she could only pout, looked at Chen Jiayu aggrievedly, and asked, "Then, what subjects are you going to take?" ”

Chen Jiayu thought for a while: "Today, I will take the Chinese test first, I will ask three questions, if you can answer them correctly, I will buy you milk tea." ”

Hearing this, Chen Yuzao immediately gained confidence, and his flat chest straightened: "I'm okay with language, you wait." ”

She brought the language book, handed it to Chen Jiayu, and cleared her throat, "Let's take the test." ”

Chen Jiayu took the book and flipped through a few pages, and then asked: "The author of "Qinyuan Spring: Chang and Sha" also has a similar work, what is called "Qinyuan Spring"? ”

"......" Chen Yuzao was silent for a while, and replied without confidence, "Qinyuan Chun, Wu, Han? ”

Chen Jiayu's brows jumped, and he directly knocked her with a language book: "Wrong!" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Qin YuanchunΒ· BJ? ”

"Wrong!" Knock again, "I don't understand such a simple thing!" Do you have dihydrogen monoxide in your head? ”

"Woo woo, you let me think about it......" Chen Yuzao covered his head, crying and chirping for a long time before he said tentatively: "Qinyuan Spring Snow?" ”

Chen Jiayu kept a straight face, the language book in his hand was raised high, and it fell heavily, Chen Yuzao was so frightened that his neck shrunk, and his face turned white.

The next second, a light touch.

"That's right." Chen Jiayu said.

Chen Yuzao cried instead: "Wow, wow, wow, stinky brother, you scared me to death!" ”

Chen Jiayu was helpless: "What are you crying about, and I didn't really hurt you, I just scared and scared you." ”

Chen Yuzao cried even more fiercely, she sobbed and said: "I know you're scaring me, but you look so fierce, and besides, people just want to drink a cup of milk tea, is it so difficult, you have to answer three questions correctly, and you have to knock your head if you answer wrong!" ”

"I'm stupid, you keep knocking on my head, isn't that more stupid the more you knock?"

"You also say that I have dihydrogen monoxide in my head, do you think I can't hear that you are scolding me for having water in my head? You might as well say that my head is full of milk tea! ”

"Woo woo, if I knew this, I might as well not say that I want to drink milk tea."

Chen Jiayu: "......"

The crying imp is really troublesome, and I'm scared.

He compromised: "In this way, I'll buy you milk tea if I answer correctly, okay?" ”

Chen Yuzao's tears stopped abruptly like a screwed faucet.

"Good!"

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Chen Jiayu asked, "Which three people do the three Sus in history refer to?" ”

Chen Yuzao pondered for a long time, and then, while peeking at Chen Jiayu's face, he said cautiously: "It seems to be Su Zhe, Su Shi and Su Dongpo?" ”

Chen Jiayu grinded his teeth, "Why don't you say Su Youpeng?" ”

Chen Yuzao subconsciously retorted: "You are stupid to me, Su Youpeng is a Little Tiger!" ”

The green tendons on Chen Jiayu's forehead beat uncontrollably, and he took a deep breath hard, telling himself repeatedly in his heart.

Dear sister, dear.

Be patient and not impulsive......

"Chen Yuzao, listen to me, Su Dongpo is Su Shi, he calls himself "Dongpo Layman", so he is the same person! Sansu is Su Xun Su Zhe Su Shi, they are father and son! From tomorrow onwards, I will give you ten questions every day, and you will be allowed to sleep only after you have done them! ”

"Whoa, whoa, whoaβ€”"