Chen Jiayu wanted to reach out and probe her forehead to see if she was burned.

“…… Did you dream last night and still haven't woken up, and you've been sleepwalking until now? ”

"It's not a matter of time before you dream, sleepwalk." Cai Jiayi stuffed the cup of soy milk in her hand into her bag, and at the same time said gracefully, "For men, it is very important for a wife and mother to get along harmoniously. ”

"I think your mom likes me, and I like her. And I'm a person, I don't dare to say anything else, it's okay to make the elders happy, and my appearance is not bad, and I am definitely the best daughter-in-law candidate in the eyes of all kinds of elders. ”

Chen Jiayu listened to it for a long time and finally understood.

Co-authoring this little green tea is frantically pasting the label of "I am the most suitable daughter-in-law, choose me, choose me" on himself.

This is intended to start with his family and save the country, right?

Sure enough, cunning, big cunning.

"I said, you are a girl, can you behave a little more subtle and reserved?"

"Be subtle, be reserved, and you'll like me?" She asked with a smile, "If the answer is yes, it's not impossible, even if I become a cold goddess like Shen Nianchu." ”

Chen Jiayu: "...... No. ”

"Then I don't want it."

She bent her eyes, looked up at him, and proclaimed loudly, "I am not subtle or reserved, I just want to tell you that I like you, more than anyone else in the world." ”

Chen Jiayu looked at her with only one thought in his mind.

Damn, why is my heart beating so fast.

Lao Tzu doesn't have heart disease.

Cai Jiayi looked up at his expression, suddenly approached with a smile on her face, and reached out to touch his earlobe.

It was as if an invisible electric current started from Chen Jiayu's earlobe, and then flowed all over his limbs.

My whole body went numb.

Chen Jiayu: "What are you doing?!" ”

She curled the corners of her mouth and whispered, "Your ears are red...... Why, did people's confessions full of love make your heart move fiercely? Admit it, you like me, and then let's start a thunderous love that is as perfect as a chicken stew and mushrooms. ”

Chen Jiayu looked at her, without the slightest hesitation, let alone a trace of pity, directly raised his hand, pinched her white cheeks and pulled them to both sides until they were deformed.

"I just want to pinch your face hard to make you sober up."

"Hmm, it hurts!" Her smile froze, struggling with her teeth and claws, "Badass, let go, don't ......"

But the disparity in power was too great to be completely useless.

Chen Jiayu pinched her for half a minute before he snorted, let go, and continued downstairs.

Cai Jiayi rubbed her face and followed behind, muttering something in a low voice.

Chen Jiayutou didn't reply: "What are you muttering to me?" ”

"You're domestic violence."

Chen Jiayu turned his head to look at her: "??? What? ”

Cai Jiayi raised her voice a little and said angrily: "I said, you were abusing me just now!" ”

Chen Jiayu sneered and was unmoved: "Yes, yes, I am a domestic violence man who specializes in beating women, so I'm afraid, hurry up and stay away from me." ”

"I don't." She puffed out her cheeks, blinked her eyes, and said loudly with her hands on her hips, "Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, which proves that you have me in your heart." ”

Chen Jiayu: "......"

Then, she didn't know what she thought, reached out and touched her face, and laughed again: "Actually, now that I think about it, it doesn't hurt very much, it's quite interesting, or how many more times can you pinch me?" ”

Chen Jiayu: "......"

Damn, do you really have masochistic tendencies, this girl?

At this moment, Chen Jiayu really believed that everyone in the world has a corresponding existence of mutual restraint, for example, his nemesis may be the little green tea in front of him, otherwise he would always have no way to deal with her.

Probably, this is fate.

The two of them walked all the way out of the community.

Chen Jiayu stopped: "Okay, you go back." ”

"Give me another ride." Cai Jiayi stood in place, tugging at the corner of his clothes, biting her lip, and looking at him with watery eyes, "People are reluctant to part with you so soon, and they want to stay with you for a while." ”

The goosebumps on Chen Jiayu's whole body exploded wildly: "...... You talk well, don't make it so sensual, okay? ”

"Can you give me another ride?"

Chen Jiayu said: "Send you a thousand miles, and there will be a farewell." ”

"There is not a thousand miles here, not a thousand meters!" She corrects his mistakes.

“……”

Chen Jiayu could only send another paragraph.

And then another paragraph.

In the end, I came to the downstairs of Cai Jiayi's house.

Chen Jiayu asked, "It's okay now." ”

"Are you going to come and sit at my house for a while?" She blinked meaningfully at him, her eyes were like an invisible little hook, trying to hook him over, "There is no third person except us, when the time comes, you can do whatever you want." ”

Chen Jiayu was expressionless: "Don't go." ”

The hook snapped off.

"Alas, why are you always so defensive, just like with an automatic defensive shield, I won't eat you." Cai Jiayi sighed regretfully, "Okay, you go back." ”

"Well, bye-bye." After saying this, Chen Jiayu turned around and left.

As a result, as soon as he took a few steps, he heard footsteps behind him.

Looking back, she actually followed again.

Chen Jiayu: "......"

Cai Jiayi smiled: "I don't want to be separated from you so soon, let's walk together for a while." ”

Chen Jiayu kept walking: "When you chase other boys, are you also so clingy?" ”

Cai Jiayi said: "No, you are the first boy I chase, I have no experience, vegan, forgive me." ”

Chen Jiayu: "I'm the first...... It's an honor, but really? ”

"Guess what?" She seemed to be smiling, her eyes rolling, "If you guess correctly, there is a mysterious prize." ”

"Fake." Chen Jiayu did not hesitate.

Cai Jiayi pursed her lips, raised her hand and twisted his arm lightly, and hummed: "You guessed wrong, it's true." ”

Chen Jiayu said: "I don't believe it. ”

She paused for a moment and asked curiously, "Why?" ”

Chen Jiayu glanced at her and said, "Because, what you say, which sentence is true and which sentence is false, is too difficult to judge, I can only default to all falsehoods." ”

Cai Jiayi was stunned, but she quickly showed a smile.

"Then tell me, is there anyone in this world who has never told a lie? For example, yourself, have you never lied? Didn't even tell the slightest lie? ”