"A stop, a stop!"

"B Plug Collection! Don't rush around, there are two hits on the other side, this is not a fishpond bureau, come with me to rush B! ”

In a medium-sized Internet café in Xianxia City, a voice came from a headset placed on the table.

This headset has only one side of the sound, and the volume is turned up so loud that it can be heard from a long distance.

"Damn!"

"That stupid # in the middle, ran to the middle door to snipe again! Didn't you say rush B together?! ”

"Two old sixths on the left and right!"

"These two goods go together every time, they are definitely together, a pair of stupid #!"

"Three big fools#!"

There was a curse from the headset.

"What's the deal...... Who is this? ”

A young man takes off his headset, and the game in front of him has been switched to a third-person perspective.

And the character he was using had already been pronounced dead a dozen seconds earlier.

In the blink of an eye, the idiot on the screen called [Love on the Right] is also dead.

"€ right! Don't follow me! Every time I am killed by you, the big feet are snapping, and I don't know how to press the quiet step! The young man crackled on the keyboard and typed out what he wanted to say, very quickly.

Normal people may not be as fast as him.

"Brother, someone scolded me ......"

At this moment, behind a computer in several rows, a childish face poked out.

He looked at a man coming from the toilet and whispered.

"Who, so arrogant, dare to scold my brother?"

The man looked around, swept half of the Internet café, and glanced at the young man not far away, and then staggered their gaze.

"Who, what are you scolding, wait a while brother will help you scold back!" The man said unashamedly.

"It's ...... them," the teenager said, pointing to the screen.

"Hey, these names are interesting!" The man turned his head to look at the young man beside him, and couldn't help but show a strange smile on his face.

Love is on the left.

Love is on the right.

Love is in the middle.

That's what you ......

Where the hell is his meow's love?!

What are you guys playing?!

But......

This [Love on the Left] seems to be a little familiar.

The man looked around again, and this time no one looked at him, there were not many people in the Internet café, and there was no music, only the sound of ahhhhh

That's the death sound of the favorite game character.

"Xiao Ming, you said this [on the left], could it be the one we met in the morning?" The man asked.

"Brother, how do I know if he's not, these are two games!" Li Xiaoming said with a frown.

"That's right, but then again, why did you change your name? Wasn't it called [Astringent Meeting Your Brother Ming] before? The man asked.

"Brother, in front of you, how can I call me brother? I'm just a brother! Li Xiaoming said hehehehe.

"Well, okay, you continue to pit this [left], I'll go pit this [middle], let his kid be a special sniper in the middle door!" Manly snorted.

A moment later.

"Damn! Uncle's gentleness! You stupid#! King #Egg! Don't throw smoke in front of Lao Tzu! Die far! ”

An angry roar came from the half-broken headset.

It also came from behind a machine in the far corner, accompanied by the sound of a keyboard slamming.

"Vote, kick him." The man's voice came through the headset.

A line of voting information appeared on the screen in front of him, and Li Xiaoming nodded decisively when he heard this, and pressed F11.

"I#!"

A shout of rage rang out.

I saw a neat 15 votes on the screen, and the player [Love in the Middle] was kicked out of the game!

"Silly #! All the hell is Dasha #! Love on the left, love on the right, two super dasha #! Instead of kicking them, kick me! I###......"

In the corner, a man who looked young and a lot less kicked over the chair next to him, slammed the headset hard, and pointed to the screen in front of him and cursed.

"Brother, he scolded us." Li Xiaoming pointed to the person in the corner and said.

"Hmm." Brother Youcai slapped the table, stood up slowly, and walked towards the corner diagonally opposite the Internet café.

Li Xiaoming followed.

And before the two of them, there was already another figure, walking in that direction.

"Love in the middle?"

Three big and three thick figures surrounded him, blocking a man who looked a little weak in the corner.

"Huh? Who are you? Is there something wrong? The thin man asked in a low voice.

"I ask you if you call love in the middle?" The man closest to him pointed to the screen in front of him and said, "My name is [Love on the Left], and I seem to have heard someone scolding me just now." ”

"Huh? Big...... Big brother, that's a mistake, a misunderstanding! I'm not scolding you, I'm scolding that bastard called Love on the right! And that gentle silly × called Uncle! The thin man said quickly.

"Really?" Brother Youcai patted the shoulder of the person in front of him, asked him to dodge a little, leaned over himself, and said, "Lao Tzu is the gentleness of the uncle, why don't you scold me again!" ”

As he spoke, Brother Youcai had already kicked over, kicking the thin man to the ground at once.

"Brother, I was wrong! I'm not scolding you, I was just too angry just now, what I'm scolding is actually the little king who is called Love on the right #egg! When the thin man said this, he also glanced at the man on the left and said, "Brother! That little king #egg, he is against you, and he has a name that is completely opposite to you! I'm here to pit you! ”

"Really?" The man on the left with the name of the game Love chuckled and said: "It doesn't matter how well the game is played or not, the novice can't play, the veteran can teach him, but it's his own business whether he listens or not." ”

"Yes, yes, brother, you're right!" The thin man sat on the ground and nodded quickly.

At this time, no matter what the other party says, it is right!

"That's right! Novices can't play, that's a matter of level, but your scolding is a matter of quality! ”

"Yes, yes!"

"That's right! I've got you right! I'll let you scold me! "Love stretched out his foot on the left side and kicked wildly.

"Brother, you can give it a go." Li Xiaoming patted the love on the left side that was blocking the front, and in the puzzled eyes of the other party, he stood in front and said: "I just love on the right, I think the right side is closer to the heart?" Is there a problem? You're so troublesome! The middle door is against the sniper, I will let you do it! Dare to scold me! ”

Although Li Xiaoming is still very young, his body is not much different from the two people next to him.

The kick went down, and the thin man bared his teeth for a while.

"I#! You three big fools#! If you have the ability to kill me, otherwise you will wait for Lao Tzu! ”

The thin man was kicked bloody by one kick after another, stood up with shoe prints all over his body, and knocked over the screen on the table.

A pair of bloodshot eyes revealed a somewhat fierce look.

Syllable!

A large slap slapped him on the head without warning.

"What are you pretending to be a weak chicken! Haven't you been beaten before! You're so uncivilized in your game, and you're still reasonable! Hit you wrong! Brother Youcai was also angry, and blocked the thin man in the corner and beat him.

Li Xiaoming next to him also came over from time to time to help the handle, punched a few times, or kicked a few times.

"Okay, it's almost, don't break people, it's not worth it." The man on the left of the game, whose name is love, grabbed Brother Youcai and Li Xiaoming, and the three of them left the corner together.

Only the emaciated man was left crying and shivering......

"Uncle's gentleness, this name is quite famous, you have been in this game for many years!" The man on the left asked.

"Harm, it's not too bad, it's just that when it's okay, take the little brother to play together, right, Brother Ming?" Brother Youcai winked at Li Xiaoming.

"Hey, hey......" Li Xiaoming smiled a little embarrassedly.

The students in the class have been in the pit for a while, and the game technology has advanced by leaps and bounds, much faster than the speed of learning.

And he has just started to get in touch, and it's too much of a difference, and he doesn't have anything in his game account, so he's embarrassed to play with his classmates......

The most humble thing in life is to have nothing at the most vain age.

"Brother Ming?" Love is doubtful on the left.

"[Doflamingo], do you have any impressions? I'm [Wolves]. Brother Youcai said.

“……”

It turned out to be the two of you.

I just met in the [Genshin] game in the morning.

Ai looked around on the left and found no one else, so she asked, "What about [Xiao Wang] you are looking for?" Did you find it? ”

"Harm! Sure enough, it's you, as soon as I saw your name, I changed the game, and I didn't change my name! Brother Youcai's social cow# disease turned on instantly, and he patted the other party's shoulder very familiarly, and said: "Xiao Wang's guy doesn't answer my phone, I don't know what to do, maybe there's something, who hasn't had anything to do these years!" ”

"Something......" Love sighed on the left, originally planned to invite enchanted NPCs to farm monsters in the afternoon, as far as possible in the shortest possible time, change the equipment of these people, and improve the overall combat effectiveness.

But.

Enchanted NPCs did not appear in the afternoon.

Many player teams who had found the innate gods and demons in advance were all staring.

There's a wonderful feeling of being pigeoned by NPCs......

As a result, many people simply went offline to rest.

Unexpectedly, after going offline, these three people all ran to the Internet café.

Still in the same game, playing the same game, and being scolded by the same person.

It feels magical.

"Alas, it's been a long time since I've been to the Internet café, but it's still more atmospheric here!" Brother Youcai said with a look of nostalgia.

"That'...... Why don't we have two more rounds? Love said on the left, pointing to the computer screen next to him, who was still fighting fiercely.

"Brother, when we meet for the first time, do you have any weapons to give my brother a hand? Destroy? As soon as he sat down, Li Xiaoming took the initiative to add a friend who loved him on the left, and then leaned in front of the other party and asked.

"This ...... Are you sure it's the right side closer to the heart? How do I remember it's left? Love looked at this suspected underage little brother on the left and asked rhetorically.

……

"Woo...... Brother, I was beaten, and I was in the Internet café downstairs, and they said I was swearing......"

"I didn't scold anything, just scolded a few casually...... They were all in the Internet café, and when they heard it, they came directly, and I didn't even want to run! ”

"Brother, I didn't listen to you, I haven't been on [Yuanshen] for the time being! I'm afraid that if someone else blocks me, then I'll die! ”

"Brother, can you help me buy [Teleportation] back...... Didn't you tell me to do that? I was just greedy, and I didn't expect this to happen......"