Chapter 7: Here They Come!
After hearing this, the master smiled faintly and said that Li Wannian was fortunate to spend money to keep those four young men, relying on the number of people and the abundance of yang, the evil did not dare to come forward, otherwise he would not have come out of the mountain alive last night!
He also said that it was fortunate that he came to us today, otherwise it would have been his life when the time came tonight. Tonight's mother-son path is far from being comparable to last night, and the yang energy of a few people is not enough to make her afraid!
Li Wannian was so frightened that his face was bloodless, and he begged the master to save him no matter what, the price is easy to say, just open it!
The master took a faint breath of smoke and said righteously: "I'm an old man with five disadvantages and three shortcomings, what do you want so much waste paper for?" The people who really make their debut don't pay attention to those, and those who ask for money at every turn are charlatans! ”
This is really a bit of a fairy wind bone! Suddenly, I felt that the master's slightly rickety figure suddenly became straight and tall.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the style of painting changed, he saw the master and his old man step forward and open the gifts brought by Li Wannian one by one.
The master flipped through it, pointed to a few of the high-end cigarettes, and said with a smile: "This is a good thing, just send more cigarettes after this thing is done, and the money will be free. ”
Li Wannian was obviously stunned for a moment, caught off guard, and immediately said: "I'll go and fix it, give the old gentleman more points!" ”
The master smiled and waved his hand, and said calmly: "Don't be in a hurry, don't worry, let's talk about this after dealing with this matter, do things first and then receive gifts, you can't break the rules!" ”
I touched my nose and was speechless, my face flushed, and I panicked for my master.
As soon as the front foot said that he didn't want other people's money, the back foot opened the gift in front of others, and asked for cigarettes so bluntly!
"What do you think you should do now, old man?" Li Wannian didn't know the bottom of his heart, and asked the master what he planned to do next.
The master didn't look at him, and replied, "Wait!" Do they dare to show up in broad daylight? It's against the sky, just how big a few little loaches can make waves! ”
Li Wannian said that he refused to go home and wait, he was probably scared, but whoever changed, his house was full of bloody handprints in the middle of the night, and he had to be scared half to death! Unless that person is a master or a fool!
He simply stayed at the master's house, and went out in the afternoon to buy a whole box of high-end cigarettes for the master.
The master was afraid that I would misunderstand, so he explained to me privately that making his debut to do things for others is to bear the cause and effect, and he can't ask for too much money, which will affect the Dao heart, and he can't take nothing, it will break the cause and effect, and it is still okay to collect some money or items appropriately!
I pretended to be obedient and nodded my head on the surface, and I couldn't help muttering in my heart, where are you appropriate? At first glance, it's just an opportunity to rub oil, right?
The master seemed to be able to see through my thoughts, and flicked me a brain break, saying that I was a big rebel and committed the twenty commandments of the debut immortal.
I asked the master curiously, what are the twenty commandments?
The master seemed to have been prepared, and casually shook out a piece of paper from the sleeve of his padded jacket, on which dragons and phoenixes danced, and a few lines of words were densely written on iron and silver hooks.
Not to mention, at first glance, this writing is really a bit imposing, I didn't expect the master to be sloppy and still be able to write a good hand, only to see that it reads:
The first commandment: disloyalty, filial piety, disrespect for teachers.
The second commandment: indecisive, do not seek progress.
The third commandment: Be self-righteous and do not speak kindly.
The Fourth Commandment: Withdrawn by nature and narrow in belly.
The Fifth Commandment: Evil intentions and deception.
The Sixth Commandment: Covet function and practice other dharmas.
The seventh commandment: Be ambitious, not enterprising.
The Eighth Commandment: The power of vision, and the vulgarity of speech.
The Ninth Commandment: Be arrogant and ignorant, and despise others.
The Tenth Commandment: Speak the French without correct knowledge.
The eleventh commandment: Eager for quick success, obsessed.
The Twelfth Commandment: Manifest your supernatural powers and be uninhibited.
The Thirteenth Commandment: Be greedy for fame and fortune, and unscrupulous means.
The Fourteenth Commandment: Self-hypnosis, self-appreciation.
The Fifteenth Commandment: Treat oneself with contempt for others.
Sixteenth Commandment: To intimidate pilgrims for their own gain.
The Seventeenth Commandment: Pretentiousness, to the exclusion of dissenters.
The eighteenth commandment: The heart has no opinion, and the people are the same.
The Nineteenth Commandment: Weigh the pounds, and suffer from gains and losses.
Commandment 20: Use supernatural powers in vain to bully the weak.
The master lay on the kang and took a nap, saying that he wanted to sleep well, and he was busy at night!
Let me memorize these twenty commandments, saying that I am a man before debuting, this is the rule of debuting immortals!
A person with corrupt moral character will not have an immortal family enter the church. Even if you enter the hall, after a long time, you will see people's hearts, either turn over the hall and blow up the hall, or the mouth of that hall is an evil immortal at all, and it will not achieve positive results!
In winter, the days are very short, the sun sets in a flash, and the dark night comes quickly, which makes people's uneasy hearts even more depressed.
The master slept all afternoon, got up and used the prepared medicinal herbs, and put them into the medicine jar in order to boil. They are all rare and good medicinal materials, and it can be seen that the master is really willing to lay the foundation for my body conditioning.
The medicinal herbs are put into the pot, first boiled over a fierce fire, grunted for an hour, then turned to medium heat and boiled for an hour, and then turned to a simmer and slowly boiled for two hours, the room was filled with a strong medicinal fragrance, and it smelled very good.
The master took gauze and dipped it in medicinal soup while it was hot, and applied it to several large acupoints all over my body, such as Baihui acupoint, Yongquan acupoint, Jizhong acupoint, Jia Chi acupoint and so on......
I squeaked and screamed when it was hot, and the master said that only when it was hot could the medicine penetrate in. In the end, he asked me to hold the casserole and drink all the medicinal juices, saying that I could not waste precious medicinal materials, and said that only in this way can I maximize my potential, lay a good foundation, and establish a spiritual practice.
I was embarrassed to pick up the medicine jar, frowned and took a few sips, the taste was indescribable, fishy, salty, spicy, bitter, sour, and a little sweet.
When the master saw that I didn't drink, he glared at me, I simply closed my eyes and swallowed it, but fortunately, there was not too much, and there was only half a bowl left in the decoction in the end, or I had to vomit it!
There is a saying, life is inevitable to eat, as long as you don't chirp aftertaste, I feel that way now.
After drinking the medicine, I quickly turned out the offering fruit and nibbled a few bites to suppress the strange taste in my mouth.
After a while, the body felt a slight sensation in the center of the eyebrows, and gradually felt hot, and there was a faint feeling of swelling and pain.
I also began to sweat all over my body, especially those key acupoints that I had applied to the hot compress before, which were a little stinging like pins and needles, and I felt that something was coming out, and there was black sludge on my hands.
The master slapped me and praised me for being a good embryo, and I reacted so quickly, and the effect was stronger than he expected!
He also said that according to this effect, he will be able to stand up tomorrow night at the earliest!
The master said that he had calculated that there would be a blood moon that would not be encountered in a hundred years tomorrow night, and it was estimated that the wild immortals who came out to worship the moon and practice all over the mountains and fields could take the opportunity to set up a hall and collect some immortals with fate!
The master also said that this is a rare opportunity, and he has been delaying me to set up a hall before, just waiting for the night of the blood moon! At that time, maybe there will be some wild immortals who are profound and powerful, with my body and bones, maybe I can really recruit one and a half, and if I recruit into the hall, I can also have a guarantee for my cultivation.
I suddenly came to the spirit, and I finally want to establish a hall to practice, I really want to be as strong as a master! In that way, you can protect your master, protect your family, and you can also have the ability to protect yourself. I won't be scared to death every time I encounter trouble, so I can only hide behind my master, which is really uncomfortable!
"When...... While...... When ......"
The Pegasus clock on the wall struck eleven rhythmically, interrupting my imagination of the future and heralding the arrival of the hour.
The master looked up at the Pegasus clock and nodded faintly.
My nerves tensed, and although I didn't open my eyes, my gut told me that something was coming!
Surely he was wandering outside the window, probably wondering whether to rush in or not, maybe he was leaning on the window and peeking in!
As soon as I thought about it, I brushed it, and my goosebumps rose, and my whole body was trembling, and my hairs stood on end!
The wind suddenly picked up outside, and the glass was blowing whirring, and the glass was "clanging and clanging"!
I can feel that this thing can't stand it!
Really!
"Bang!"
Suddenly, a strong gust of wind opened the door, and the glass on the shaking window also trembled, making a long trilling "clang" sound......
I shivered all over my body by the sudden cold wind, and the hot sweat all over my body turned into cold sweat, and I suddenly felt the urge to urinate.
Li Wannian couldn't stay up for a few nights in a row, maybe he was more at ease with the master, and he slept very deeply on the kang, snoring heartlessly.
I slept well, but I saw him suddenly shiver and sit up.
His eyes widened angrily, and then he rolled upward, revealing the whites of his eyes, and his whole body twitched, and his hands and feet swayed uncontrollably, as if he was smoking sheep's horns, and his mouth was foaming at the mouth unconsciously.
I was shocked, what's wrong with the good guys?
I dragged my master's arm and shook it vigorously, pointing at the weird Li Wannian, and stopped talking.
The master reassured me and said, don't worry about it, just watch quietly.
Li Wannian convulsed for a while and didn't move, followed by yin and yang talking nonsense, "My stomach hurts so much...... You smashed my mother and son to death in the car over the ditch, and we died so miserably...... I want you to pay for your life...... Hey...... Giggle......"
The crying voice, the eerie laughter, and the yin wind outside the door sound particularly terrifying!
"Hmm~um~ Good baby, come, mother feeds you both, don't rob ...... All have a share...... Well-fed ...... Grow up quickly......"
"Wow... Wow... Woo whoa..."
My scalp was numb when I listened, and Li Wannian's voice seemed to be screaming out of his throat, and it was clearly not the voice of an old man!
I suddenly felt that the temperature in the house was much cooler, and the windows quickly formed a thick layer of ice.
Look carefully at the lines of those ice flowers, like ghosts with teeth and claws, grinning teeth, in a variety of postures, strange and scary!
"Well, the resentment is quite big! I haven't seen my mother and son for some years, but it's still three evils, which is interesting......"
The master was very calm, as if he was used to seeing this kind of scene, leisurely took out the tobacco, refilled the cigarette bag and pot, and shook his head comfortably to get addicted to smoking.
I always felt that there was a woman crying in the house, and a babbling baby, and the faint sound of a child sleeping, which was the kind of tune, "Mm~mm~" with a trill.
I grabbed my master's arm tighter, and only in this way could I feel safe.
I know, they're coming! Come to Li Wannian to ask for his life!