Chapter 60: Badger Joy
"You and other ghosts, don't take this opportunity to reincarnate quickly, let alone when! Waiting for me to beat you to pieces! ”
The young Taoist priest shouted, completely losing his good temper towards the girl in pink.
The group of ghosts were in a mess, scrambling to run towards the formation, and suddenly the streamers flew, and the figures of the ghosts blurred one after another, and gradually disappeared.
In the huge ancient tomb, only the red-clothed female ghost incarnated by Li Xiao'e was left, hugging Lin Gang, and she didn't know what to whisper.
I suddenly felt a cold swish from head to toe, and there was a heat on my face, and I knew that Chang Xiaomeng and Huang Yongyong were back.
Sure enough, their voices sounded in my mind, and they looked extremely weak.
I entered the consciousness space and took a look, good guys, what are they doing, all of them are yellow and thin, as if they have been squeezed for a month......
"Hey, don't mention it, that ghost girl of the peach girl, there are injuries on the two of us, and I haven't beaten her with Brother Meng...... I almost didn't suck the two of us dry...... No, I feel like my waist has been ripped away, I have to go and ...... slowly."
Huang Yongyong said that his figure shook and disappeared.
Chang Xiaomeng's face was cold, not very good-looking, and disappeared.
I don't know what happened to the two of them, why did they make this! But it's good to come back, so I don't have to worry about it every day.
"Hey, you're almost done, and it's endless? I won't be able to last long with this formation, and if you don't leave, you'll really become a lonely ghost, and you won't be able to live forever! ”
The young Taoist priest shouted at Qingqing and my two guys, obviously thinking that they were a little too much.
I also think we're a bit redundant, like two big light bulbs!
Lin Gang hugged Li Xiao'e's soul fiercely, then spread his hand, wiped his tears, and watched Li Xiao'e walk towards the formation, wrapped in streamers, and turned into nothingness......
Even if there is no reluctance, who can fight for life and death!
Lin Gang was not as depressed as I thought, he looked indifferent, as if he looked down on life and death.
He waved at the two of us, signaling that he was okay and could go.
I asked the two of them to help me close the golden coffin together, wanting to leave the white-clothed general and the peach girl a quiet one.
The coffin was made of pure gold, and it was so heavy that it took the three of us a lot of effort to close the lid. The owner of the tomb should have made great achievements in war during his lifetime, or his status was respected, otherwise how could he have used such a valuable coffin.
Fortunately, Xue Er didn't come in, otherwise with his thief nature, he would have to pick off a few pieces of gold and take them away, even if he couldn't pick it off, he would have to bite it with his teeth......
After all this, a few of us are going to leave. Before leaving, the young Taoist priest set up a formation at the stone gate to prevent the owner of the tomb from being disturbed.
It took a lot of effort to climb up the rope of the vines, and it was already three poles outside.
I took a big breath of fresh air and it felt so good!
The big white fox was still squatting near the entrance of the cave and waiting for us, and when he saw me coming out, he hurried to my side and licked me affectionately.
Next, a few of us returned the same way, and on the way, we looked for Xue Erye and his wife by the way.
When he arrived at the ground, Xue Goudan'er was still waiting there in a hurry, his crying face was gone, but Xue Er was gone.
When I asked, I found out that in the morning Xue Er said that he had a stomach problem and wanted to relieve himself, and he went and never came back, it has been a few hours, and it is time to come back for some.
Xue Goudan'er searched all the nearby forests, but he didn't find his father, and he didn't dare to go far, for fear that he would get lost and not come back, so he cried in a hurry.
Alas, this Xue Er is really not worry-free, and he can be without a......
This mountain is also too big, so many woods, where to find him!
The big white fox rubbed against me, looking at what it wanted to say, but I couldn't understand what it was saying, and I couldn't figure out what it wanted to say after a while......
In the end, the big white fox simply lost his patience and slipped into the woods, not knowing what to do.
After a while, the big white fox came back, and there was something more in his mouth, and he threw it on the ground, looking at it with disgust.
Xue Gou'er picked it up and shouted that this was his father's shoe!
I understand, it turns out that the big white fox has already sniffed where Xue Er is.
A few of us hurriedly followed it to find Xue Er, and after walking a long way, we found Xue Er lying on the edge of a bush in the ravine. It's a very secret place, and if it weren't for the big white fox, we wouldn't have been able to find it for a day.
Xue Er pouted, his head arched to the ground, his mouth was full of soil, and there was some yellow chirp on the side of his mouth, slimy things.
It's also a piece of slimy, and I guess it's probably his own......
No way!
It's disgusting too!
Xue Er is obviously abnormal, how can a normal person be like this.
I looked at the young Taoist priest and asked him what he thought.
"He's evil."
The young Taoist priest didn't look at Xue Er, and said casually, he didn't plan to make a move, maybe he didn't want to see Xue Er. I suddenly remembered that in Wang Long's villa before, a few of us ambushed him, and he shot at Xue Erna, and Xue Er was the most seriously injured among several people.
In fact, it doesn't matter if the young Taoist priest doesn't make a move, I just asked him out of politeness, I don't want to ignore him. But he went with me, and I also think that Xue Er is evil.
Although Xue Er is quite annoying, it can be regarded as what I brought him, and I can't watch him have an accident.
I took out a handful of incense from my bag and stuck it on the ground. The incense burner was too heavy to carry with me, so I had to make do with it.
Lighting the incense, I bowed a few times in all directions, and muttered: "A few of us passed by Guibaodi, I don't know where we collided with the old fairy, and please ask the old fairy to be magnanimous and not to be as knowledgeable as us, this little incense is an apology." ”
Before I finished speaking, I saw the incense on the ground, burning rapidly, as if it had been sucked by something, and in the blink of an eye, it burned to the root, and it was gone!
What's going on? The starving ghost?
Xue Er was trembling all over at this moment, no longer arching the ground, and got up.
I saw that his face was covered with mud, his eyes were red and bloodshot, and the corners of his mouth were dripping with hara......
I know that thing is already on Xue Er's body at this time.
"Hehe, your little doll is quite sensible, this big fairy looks at you pleasing to the eye and sells you face. Give us the incense again, even if this matter is revealed, we will write it off! ”
The voice sounded yin and yang, and I guessed that it was a wild fairy who didn't know the climate.
A handful of incense offerings is nothing, but if you have to talk about it, at least you have to know what Xue Eryong has offended this wild fairy, and you have a good number in your heart.
"Old fairy, it's easy to talk about offering incense, don't say a handful, even ten can I give it, but what is the reason for this matter, I want to understand clearly."
I looked at the possessed "Xue Er", shaking my head, looking like I was going to eat me.
"Hmph, hugging what? This dog thing dares to and pee at the entrance of this big fairy's cave, why the hell is it poured into my cave, do you think I can't get angry? Should he be punished? ”
The voice became sharp, and it sounded angry.
I understood, it turned out that Xue Er, who lacked morality, looked at a hole in the ground, regardless of and peeing at the entrance of someone's hole, and filled the hole, but I didn't expect to cause trouble.
Looking at his embarrassed appearance, I couldn't help but want to laugh, I really deserved it.
"Old fairy, don't be angry, disciple, I still have more than a dozen incense offerings in my bag, all of them are filial to you, I hope you don't care about the villain, let go of this lack of morality, I will let him kowtow to you and admit his mistakes."
As I spoke, I quickly took out all the incense offerings in my bag and lit them all in one go.
"Xue Er" had a very enjoyable expression, and his eyes stared directly at the incense offered on the ground. The curling smoke from the incense burning, windless, drifted towards "Xue Er", burrowed into his mouth, nostrils and eyes.
After a while, the dozen or so bundles of incense were burned out, and they all entered the old fairy's stomach.
"Xue Er" shook his head as if he was drunk, clenched his fists at me, and said in his mouth: "Thank you, Xiao Xiangtong, or you are on the way!" In the future, in this mountain, if there is anything to report my name and mention my badger joy, there is no one who will not give me a little thin noodles! ”
As he spoke, "Xue Er" trembled all over, like a pile of mud, and collapsed to the ground.
I know that the wild fairy named "Badger Xi" should be gone.
Badger hi, hehe, this name is interesting, as soon as you hear it, you know that it is a badger fairy.
Xue Er, this dog thing, can cause trouble if he has nothing to do, he is really convinced! It won't be a peaceful life for a while!
I got up to him angrily and kicked him in the ass a few times, kicking him to the ground and humming.
"If you don't die, get up quickly, the wild fairy will come back in a while, I don't care about you, let you continue to arch the mud, arch the poop!"
I yelled at Xue Er, scaring him.
This trick really worked, Xue Ergu turned over, quickly got up, and looked embarrassed.
"I ...... I'm ...... What's up! ”
"Yo? Still pretending to have amnesia? Do you remember how you offended other badger fairies? ”
I wanted to laugh when I looked at his embarrassed appearance, and Lin Gang laughed too.
"I just remember wanting to...... As soon as I got into the woods, I saw a little badger half the size of a badger. I thought it was fun, so I wanted to grab it, take it home and give it to the dogs, and fatten it up, and even have a tooth sacrifice...... I didn't expect the little thing to be quite slippery, and the thief who ran was fast, and I chased it out quite a long way to see it get into the hole...... And then...... And I ......"
"And then you're and pee on someone's hole, trying to get it out, right?"
I had already guessed what had happened and took the call for him.
"Huh...... That's what happened, I didn't expect that as soon as I pulled halfway, I felt white smoke coming from under my belly, and then I didn't know anything, and then I opened my eyes and saw you......"
Xue Er's face twitched, he looked quite aggrieved, pretending to be a victim.
"Bah, shut up, you deserve it! It's okay, what are you doing provoking things in the mountains? You don't know that all things have spirits? That badger fairy just now probably didn't know that you still wanted to catch its cubs, or you would just wait to die! ”
I didn't say this to scare Xue Er, the badger in the mountains is also famous for holding grudges, as long as it has a grudge against anyone, the person who can be tossed by all means will be ruined!
Just kidding, you're still worried about other people's cubs, it's strange that it can let you go!
When Xue Er heard me say this, he quickly covered his mouth, looking scared, dragging Xue Gou'er, not daring to turn his head back, and running down the mountain.