017 Running to the street office for a dollar

"Second uncle, do you think this scolding is not a crime?"

In a word, the belly full of bangs was scattered, and it almost suffocated to death.

However, after hearing Yang Xiaotao's inquiry, Liu Haizhong thought about it, and no one has ever said this question of whether scolding people is illegal or not.

It's better if it's not a crime, but if it's a crime?

Isn't that ......

Thinking of something, Liu Haizhong looked at Jia Zhang, who opened his mouth but couldn't make a sound.

In the past two days, Jia Zhang's scolded Yang Xiaotao bitterly, and at the same time regretted that he had a bald mouth, if he wasn't so quick at that time, he wouldn't have been able to sweep the streets.

However, in the final analysis, it is Yang Xiaotao's fault.

She has lived in the yard for twenty or thirty years, and she has not stopped scolding, it has long become commonplace, and she even feels uncomfortable panic when she doesn't find someone for a day.

But no one has said it, why is it that Yang Xiaotao is so oily and salty, so faceless?

What's wrong with your two sentences, it's not that you eat your meat, it's stingy and searching, and it's destined to be extinct for the rest of your life.

Jia Zhang scolded in his heart, but he didn't dare to put it into his mouth, because many people around him paid attention to this issue.

She suddenly realized that if she scolded people and broke the law, she would be ...... all these years

Looking at everyone's gaze, she shuddered, and immediately looked at her bangs, begging him to give an answer that was not illegal.

Yang Xiaotao naturally knows that scolding is not a crime, at least in this era, there is no sound law, no effective management law.

If it is to the offspring, it will be sprayed on the Internet and you will find out, a violation of the Public Security Administration Punishment Law and Regulations, it is enough for you to squat for a few days.

However, Yang Xiaotao knew that he would know, but he would not say it.

Especially the people in this courtyard are all legally illiterate, and the handling of disputes depends on the preaching of a few uncles, otherwise Xu Damao was beaten by a stupid pillar since he was a child, which time was not a blue nose and swollen face, but did he find the police?

In the final analysis, it is a lack of legal awareness.

That is, Yang Xiaotao, who came from later generations, has the consciousness of asking for help from his uncle who is a policeman.

And this kind of consciousness, for the birds and beasts in the courtyard, is a dimensionality reduction blow.

Start directly with the law of the land.

Aren't you playing a scoundrel with me? It's okay, we have the law.

Aren't you going to hit someone? It's okay, we have the law.

Isn't Ling good at moral kidnapping? It's okay, I don't listen to you, and you can't do anything about it.

Provoke me, let's find the law and talk about it.

Now in front of the crowd, at this moment all the heat is looking at the bangs.

If it was before, this kind of high-profile scene would definitely make him talk at length, letting the people in the courtyard know that he was the most suitable for being an official.

But now, a pair of eyes are staring at him, waiting for his answer.

However, he doesn't know if he has broken the law!

I was in a trance, and I looked around in embarrassment, but found that Jia Zhang's triangular eyes were staring at him red, which means that if you dare to say that you are guilty, you will be bitten to death.

Looking at the crowd around him, his eyes were also full of longing.

Forget it, the dead friends don't die the poor way.

Bangs shouted to everyone, "This kind of thing, I think, scold, he maybe, don't break the law!" ”

What he said in the bangs is unconfident, but it makes people hear clearly.

When this sentence was spoken, Jia Zhang immediately laughed, but the surrounding melon-eating crowd showed a disappointed look.

"Did you hear it, did you hear it, the second uncle said that he would not break the law."

"Little brute, listen well, don't break the law."

Yang Xiaotao didn't look at him, staring at his bangs, "Second uncle, are you sure?" ”

"What is possible? Yes, yes, no, no, you will be held legally responsible for misinterpreting the laws of the country in this way. ”

Yang Xiaotao said yes, he recognized the attribute of legal blindness in bangs.

Bangs in the body trembled, what did he say about this?

There was also a lot of discussion among the people around.

"Does the second master know it?"

"I'm so uncertain, I don't seem to know."

"Didn't the second uncle go to junior high school? Will you not know? ”

"What about junior high school, Yang Xiaotao is still a high school student, he doesn't know, the second uncle will know?"

The sound of discussion is like a bee buzzing so that the bangs can't hang on the face, and now it's difficult to ride a tiger, no matter what.

In the crowd, Xu Damao shouted in a sharp voice, "The uncle of the courtyard doesn't know the law. I think this uncle should not sit, the province is embarrassed. ”

Liu Haizhong looked at Xu Damao, trembling with anger.

Fortunately, he is not a waste, looking at the three masters in the crowd, Yan Fugui, he immediately shook the pot to share the pressure, and said loudly, "The three masters, the three masters are teachers, they must know this!" ”

When the voice fell, the three masters in the crowd were numb in their hearts, and they wanted to strangle their bangs to death.

When everyone looked over, Yan Fugui had to stand up, lowered his eyes, and then said to the people around him like a dog, "This problem is not within the scope of my teaching." ”

"So, I don't know."

Wow~~

Everyone was in an uproar, and Jia Zhang breathed a sigh of relief again.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai, an uncle in the crowd, secretly scolded the two fools in his heart for not being able to get on the stage.

At this time, I can only go out on my own.

Squeezing out the crowd, Yi Zhonghai walked in front of the people.

"It's hard to say whether scolding is illegal or not, but scolding is definitely wrong."

"As builders of the new era, we must unite together, respect the old and love the young, love each other, and help each other."

After the first uncle finished speaking, he still looked at Jia Zhang's envoy, which meant that he should hurry up and finish the matter and go back to his own home.

However, in Jia Zhang's view, it means something else.

That is, someone has his back.

came to the spirit in an instant, and regardless of Yi Zhonghai's warning eyes, he turned his head to Yang Xiaotao and pointed at him and scolded.

"Little brute, do you hear me, you little brute that no one raises, a little brute who can't die well."

"You..."

Bang.

Suddenly, a kitchen knife slashed on the ground, causing Jia Zhang to jump backwards.

Looking at the kitchen knife stuck in the ground, I was a little scared.

"Come, scold, say I'm a little brute, then my father is also a brute?"

"A hero who defends the country's property is actually a brute in your eyes, and I think you are a saboteur who endangers the country's peace."

"It's not wrong to say that you are an enemy!"

"Come on, whoever goes to the street and calls someone, I'll give him a dollar!"

The words fell, and there was silence all around.

A similar scene appeared again, and the target was still Jia Zhang's.

Jia Zhang's arm stopped in mid-air, the words in his mouth could no longer be spoken, and the whole person was trembling again by the word enemy.

At this moment, a thin child in the crowd shouted.

"Brother Yang, I'll go!"

But it was Wang Xiaohu of the Wang family in the middle court, shouting and running out.

Looking at Wang Xiaohu, who was about to run out of the yard, Yi Zhonghai reacted, and in a hurry, he immediately shouted, "Don't go, stop!" ”

"Pillar, stop him!"

When he saw the silly pillar coming over to see the excitement outside, he immediately shouted.

Silly Zhu cooked for He Yushui at home, so he came over to watch the excitement in a hurry.

As soon as I heard Yang Xiaotao shouting for someone to go to the street office to call someone, I heard the voice of an uncle, and then watched a child run over quickly.

didn't want to think about it, as soon as he pulled his arm, he picked up Wang Xiaohu.

"Little calf, the ass is on fire!"

Wang Xiaohu hung in the air, dancing and shouting, "Silly pillar, let go of me, let go of me." ”

"I'm going to the street office, a dollar, let go of me!"

"What a dollar, be honest with me."

The stupid pillar clamped hard, and at this time, a man ran out of the crowd, "Silly pillar, put down my son." ”

After speaking, he was followed by two young people, who were Wang Xiaohu's father Wang Dashan and two elder brothers.

The Wang family is prosperous, with three boys and one girl, which is not much in this era, and every family is like this.

Wang Dashan works in the meat factory, although his salary is less than 30 a month, but the leftovers of the meat factory are often brought back, and the children in the family are not hungry, on the contrary, they are still strong.

It's just that Wang Dashan is a human duty, he doesn't bully others in the yard, and he doesn't get involved in the affairs of birds and beasts on weekdays, so he doesn't show the mountains and dew, but the family is not easy to mess with.

Seeing this, Silly Zhu hurriedly smiled, "Brother Wang, isn't this an uncle shouting!" ”

"You let go of my third child first."

"Hey, hey, this, or I'll give you a piece, don't go yet!"

After speaking, Silly Zhu took out a crumpled banknote and put it in Wang Xiaohu's hand.

Wang Xiaohu pinched the money and didn't know whether to go or not.

Seeing that Silly Zhu stopped Wang Xiaohu, Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief, and then turned around and said to Yang Xiaotao seriously.

"How big is it that you have to find the street to do? Can't our three uncles call the shots for you? ”

Yang Xiaotao pouted, you three guys with crooked butts are embarrassed to say.

"Young people should accept criticism and education with an open mind, don't get the enemy at every turn, our compound has already lost face once, and at the end of the year, we must evaluate the advanced, what kind of moth is coming out, what should we do with this year's advanced?"

After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, the surrounding residents all nodded, after all, there is a reward for being advanced.

"Yes, Xiao Tao didn't say you."

At this time, seeing that public opinion turned, Liu Haizhong became active again, "Jia Zhang's is your elder, just say a few words from you." ”

"Fuck off!"

Yang Xiaotao blushed and yelled at Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong, making the two of them unconsciously take half a step back.

"What kind of elder, what kind of elder is she?"

"My family's surname is Yang, not Jia!"

"Also, you keep saying that elders, that's your bangs? Or are you Yi Zhonghai's family? ”

"What a laugh."

"Just ask her to be a pious old woman who is messing around, and she is also worthy of being an elder?"

"I ask everyone, who wants to have more mothers? Stand up and let me see! ”

Yang Xiaotao was full of firepower and shouted to the people around him, "Xu Damao, do you recognize it?" ”

In the crowd, Xu Damao stiffened his neck, "Yang Xiaotao, don't talk nonsense, I have a mother." This old pious woman who loves to want whoever wants, I don't want it! ”

"However, to the stupid pillar, the stupid pillar will definitely be happy!"

Xu Damao was about to roar.

"Sun thief, I think you owe it to clean up."

After saying that, Silly Zhu waved his fist and ran over, Xu Damao pulled his legs and ran, and the two chased after each other in the yard.

Yang Xiaotao continued to point to a few people, and everyone shook their heads.

Joke, who wants to have more than one mom on top of their head?

Yi Zhonghai's face was distorted when he saw this, Yang Xiaotao said that it was multiple mothers, but in fact, it was not a matter of multiple elders?

If this continues, how can he, an elder, deal with himself?!

"I can't continue this, otherwise my prestige will be gone."

Stretched out his hand to signal his bangs, and at this moment his bangs were even more worried, if he didn't have this prestige, how would his second uncle be majestic in the future?

"Ahem!"

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's eyes, he coughed in his bangs and suppressed the discussion on the scene, and then played a round game, "Okay, don't talk about it." ”

"This time it's Jia Zhang's speech that is not considerate, we are all in the same compound, and there will inevitably be some stumbles between each other, isn't this the job of our mediator?"

"Everyone has worked hard all day, and their stomachs are hungry, so let's go back, go back."

Yi Zhonghai also waved his hand, "Scattered, scattered." ”

Yang Xiaotao had something to say in his heart, but he saw that most of the people had already left, so he had to write down this account and wait for the next day.

Otherwise, I really think that I can do it, and anyone can step on it?

Two uncles spoke, and the crowd quickly dispersed.

Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong glanced at Yang Xiaotao, and they also turned their heads and left.

At this time, Yang Xiaotao didn't care about Jia Zhang's who was in place, but he called Wang Xiaohu, who was about to leave.

"Xiaohu, good job, hurry up next time."

After saying that, he shoved a dollar into his hand and turned around to go back to the house.

Wang Xiaohu looked at the two yuan in his hand, and his eyes lit up.

That's two dollars, and I didn't have that much money during the New Year.

There will be a next time.

immediately shouted with a smile, "Brother Tao, next time I will definitely run over!" ”

When the words fell, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Fugui in the distance shook their bodies.