155 Lao Tzu is not stupid

The middle courtyard, the stupid pillar house.

At the table, the deaf old lady sat on the main seat, the eldest with an open mouth missing a front tooth, and the sound of haha never broke into the room.

On the left and right are the first master and the third master close together, and below are Jia Zhang's family, Jia Dongxu, Qin Huairu and Silly Zhu.

As for He Yushui, he is now holding a kettle to fill everyone's teacups.

"Zhuzi, what a filial child."

The deaf old lady heard that the stupid pillar was going on a blind date, so she didn't need to carry it, she walked over with her support, and she walked quickly.

In the past two years, people have been getting married in the courtyard, but the pillar of her heart has not moved.

She looked anxious.

Look at the Jia family, a kid can go, squeaking and screaming, and the other is still in his stomach, seeing that he is coming out this year, and the pillar has not moved, which makes her even more anxious.

If I wait any longer, I don't know if I can report my great-grandson before I close my eyes.

Now, the pillar is actually on a blind date, which is really a matter of her heart.

"Old lady, the pillar was grown up by a big guy, and he is kind and has a good heart."

Yi Zhonghai said loudly, not only the people in the house could hear it, but also the people passing by outside.

"A little bit, I can hear, I can hear it."

The deaf old lady laughed, and the people in the room laughed too.

"I, I'm looking forward to being able to hold my great-grandson as soon as possible, and this life will be worth it!"

"That's definitely okay, get married this year, and if it's fast, won't you hug next year?"

Yan Fugui joked on the side, which made the deaf old lady even happier.

The stupid pillar is also happy, as if there is an extra kid in the family, and he screams like a stick terrier.

"When has this been, why hasn't it come yet?"

Jia Zhang listened for a while, touched his stomach and asked.

I don't eat much in the morning, so I'll wait for the pot to boil here.

"Yes, why did these three aunts do it, why haven't they come here at noon?"

Yan Fugui didn't even eat breakfast for this meal, and now he was drinking tea vigorously, and He Yushui, who was tired, had to come over to add water after a while.

Silly Zhu is also a little strange, blind dates are early, why haven't I seen a figure at noon.

"I'll go to the alley and have a look."

The stupid pillar couldn't sit still, so he had to get up and go out.

"Then Nacheng, you sit here, I'll show you."

Yan Fugui took the initiative to get up and went out to find out the news.

Just take the opportunity to go to the bathroom.

As he spoke, Yan Fugui ran out, and when Silly Zhu saw this, he could only continue to greet people for tea.

But there was a little more anxiety on his face.

Yan Fugui hurriedly ran into the toilet, and after being drenched, he put on his pants and walked out, and saw Xu Damao walking in.

"Yo, the three masters, did you eat at noon?"

Xu Damao was full of wine and looked comfortable.

In the morning, Yang Xiaotao's family affairs were ruined, and he felt proud, so he went to the tavern and ordered two dishes, and they have eaten until now.

Walk to the mouth of the alley and stop by to solve the problem.

"I said Xu Damao, you bury me."

Yan Fugui looked displeased, "Who is here to eat?"

Xu Damao finished solving the problem, put on his pants and laughed happily, "Oh, this is not too much, too much."

"Three masters, don't take it to heart."

Yan Fugui pushed his hand, "Go, where are you going to drink?"

"Xu Damao, you can do this, you still have money to drink, you really rely on capitalists to make a good living."

Yan Fugui had some envy in his eyes, if his Yan Jiecheng also found a good in-law, he would be able to relax a lot.

"Sensei said that."

Speaking of Lou Xiao'e, Xu Damao looked unhappy.

obviously has so much money, but he doesn't give a penny, and he still says that it is good for them to avoid suspicion.

Xu Damao just wanted to smack her face, but he didn't dare

If you give it clearly, you can't give it secretly and privately?

The Lou family is so large, and a dime is enough for him to spend.

Bah!

Stingy.

Xu Damao's heart was gloomy, his face was solemn for a moment, and he looked at Yan Fugui again, and the two of them walked out together.

"Three masters, this master has done a big thing."

Yan Fugui was anxious to go to the mouth of the alley to see what was going on, and he didn't want to talk to him about drunkenness, but he couldn't bear Xu Damao's long arms, so he just didn't let go of his shoulders.

"Xu Damao, what did you do?"

"Hurry up, I'm still busy."

Xu Damao smiled, lowered his voice and said the morning's yes.

"What's going on? Three masters, is this thing out of anger, isn't it enjoyable?"

Xu Damao patted his chest, anyway, he felt that this evil breath came out.

Thinking that Yang Xiaotao should be in a hurry at home at this time, he couldn't help laughing.

"Third master, do you think Yang Xiaotao will be so anxious that he stomps his feet?"

"Haha, let me tell you, that girl is good-looking, and at first glance she is the one who can give birth and is willing to work."

"If this is cheaper Yang Xiaotao, he will not be crushed in this courtyard in the future, and we will have a day to turn over?"

The more Xu Damao spoke, the more excited he became, and the more Yan Fugui listened, the more shocked he became.

After Xu Damao finished speaking, Yan Fugui hurriedly interjected, "Xu Damao, you said that the third aunt led a girl here?"

"Yes, that girl looks like she's from the country."

"Originally, a country girl was also worthy of Yang Xiaotao, but the master just couldn't get used to him, why could he find a young girl."

"Stop, stop."

"Are you sure the third aunt came with the girl this morning?"

Xu Damao frowned, "Third master, although I, Xu Damao, have drunk a lot, it's not time to talk nonsense."

"It's broken!"

Yan Fugui pointed at Xu Damao, hating that iron could not become steel, mainly because he felt sorry for this meal and couldn't eat it.

"You, you, you......"

Nine out of ten stable calculations.,It's good now.,Not only can't you eat, but you also have to pay for a book.。

Lost, lost.

Just when Yan Fugui's heart ached, a little boy ran into the courtyard.

The boy is the youngest son of the third aunt, and this time he was instructed by his mother to pass the word.

The third aunt finally stabilized the girl, but after this episode, the girl was reluctant to come, so she had to go back to the village.

The third aunt had no choice but to send her back in person, and explain to the girl's family by the way, so as to save her reputation.

The boy came to the middle courtyard, saw the most crowded room, and hurriedly walked in and asked.

"Uncle, do you know He Yuzhu?"

He Yuzhu, who was depressed in his heart, suddenly became angry when he heard the child call him uncle.

Is he that old? He is an old man, and he doesn't understand it.

The stupid pillar stood up, and immediately frightened the little boy from speaking.

"Pillars!"

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly spoke, and Jia Dongxu beside him also reached out to hold the stupid pillar.

"Whose kid are you?"

The child was taken aback by the stupid pillar, and he was so frightened that he forgot half of what he wanted to say, and then he stumbled and said.

"My mom, my mom called me."

"Find He Yuzhu, say, say, say, that girl is not coming, let him stop waiting."

"It's a lunch box!"

After saying that, the boy ran away, not daring to stop again.

There was silence in the room.

The deaf old lady's hand shook, and the glass of water spilled over the table.

"Pillar, what did he say?"

"Not coming? Why! How can this be?"

The deaf old lady felt her heart pounding, her blood pressure climbed, and her head was a little dizzy.

Jia Zhang's on the side jumped up even more, "How can you not come? How can I eat if I don't come...... Why didn't you say it earlier

Bastard, too bastard."

Yi Zhonghai couldn't sit still, this thing is not a trick.

bang

The stool was kicked aside, and Silly Pillar picked up the lunch box and threw it on the ground.

"It's easy to bully when I'm a man."

"If you don't understand it today, Lao Tzu will beat her to death!"

The angry stupid pillar doesn't care about any men, women and children, what respects the old and loves the young, and if he provokes him, an old fist is indispensable.

Yi Zhonghai didn't say much, let the stupid pigs mess around, and they took care of it.

Qin Huairu hugged the stick terrier, looking at the manhood exuded by the stupid pillar, his eyes flickered.

He Yushui put down the kettle and picked up the tea that he had not drunk, although it was cold but sweet.

Silly Zhu, no matter what everyone thinks and thinks, today is a loss for the old man, how can he be majestic in the courtyard if he doesn't regain face?

When he stepped out of the threshold, he was bumped into by Yan Fugui, who rushed in.

Oops

Yan Fugui sat on the ground and covered his head, and the stupid pillar took two steps back and rubbed his chest.

"Three masters, you have a butt to cross, don't look at the road."

Silly Zhu roared angrily, not caring who was right and who was wrong.

Yan Fugui got up, didn't care about anything else, and hurriedly spoke, "Silly Zhu, your blind date can't come."

"I know, I don't need to say it."

The stupid pillar felt that he had no face, so he had to go out to find someone to settle the account.

"Hey, hey, I'm not done yet."

Seeing that Silly Zhu ignored him, Yan Fugui hurriedly spoke, "Don't you want to know why you didn't come?"

The stupid pillar who walked to the door immediately stopped and looked back.

"Yan Laoxi, you know?"

Yan Fu is not angry, but for the sake of the book, in order to find a reason for his calculation mistakes.

"Oh, of course I do."

Yan Fugui got up, walked to the room and sat down.

Next to him, Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady all looked over and asked.

"Old Yan, what's going on?"

Silly Zhu also didn't know what to say, and hurriedly walked back to the house to see what Yan Fugui said.

Yi Zhonghai personally handed Yan Fu the precious water cup and asked him to hurry up.

Yan Fugui was not sloppy, and told him about meeting Xu Damao in the toilet.

Yang Xiaotao lifted the lid of the pot, and the aroma of fish filled the room, and the red, orange and orange looked at it with an appetite.

The pan is lined with palm-sized tortillas, which are softened by the fish broth.

Yang Xiaotao lifted a cake, broke a piece of fish soup dipped in it, and took a bite into it and sprayed it in his mouth.

"Tasteful."

After some narcissism, Yang Xiaotao picked up the cake into the basin, put the fish on the plate, and was ready to eat.

Before I could get off the chopsticks, I heard a scream outside the yard,

"I don't settle down when I eat!"

Yang Xiaotao found a bowl to hold a piece of fish, poured half a bowl of fish soup, pinched two cakes and came to the yard, stretched out his hand to throw a corn tortilla into Wangcai's bowl, leaned on the kennel, and watched the "two fool wars" being staged.

Xu Damao felt very aggrieved, didn't he just come back to watch the excitement and appreciate Yang Xiaotao's embarrassment?

As soon as I entered the middle courtyard, I saw that the stupid pillar was like a dead father, and more mad cows rushed over.

shouted while rushing back, "Silly Mao, you grandson, if I don't beat you to death today, Lao Tzu is not stupid!"

As soon as Xu Damao heard this, he was punched before he could laugh in his eyes, and the experience he had gained from years of beating and training made his body react instinctively, dodging a few Wang Ba punches behind him, and immediately ran in the yard.

Looking at the first and third masters next to him, they were all watching the excitement on the sidelines, and they didn't care at all.

Is there any reason for this?

Xu Damao couldn't have imagined that he was smoking a cigarette, and Yan Fugui had already sold him.

When Silly Zhu heard about Xu Damao, how could he think of anything else, this was obviously aimed at him.

and Xu Damao have been in trouble for so many years, both sides

I can't wait for the other party to be unlucky, this guy must have heard that he was on a blind date and sabotage.

Silly Zhu immediately stood up and prepared to go out to find this turtle grandson.

As soon as he went out, he saw Xu Damao swaying into the Hanging Flower Gate, and his arrogant and proud appearance directly made him irrational, and his anger surged, and he punched Xu Damao.

Ladies and gentlemen, the manuscript has been sold out!

Now it's a buried code word, two more a day to try to meet, there is a balance on three more.

In addition, time is rushed, some plots may not be very mature, I hope you forgive me!

Thanks!

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