Jiang Hanyan puffed out her cheeks and gnawed on beef, still angry, she even thought of the scene of Lu Chen and the ugly woman messing around, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, as the saying goes, a good man has no good wife, Lai Han married a flower branch, Lu Chen's appearance is destined to marry an ugly wife.

Thinking of this, Jiang Hanyan sympathized with Lu Chen again, raised his head, and looked at him with pity, seeing that Lu Chen's scalp was numb, and he didn't know what kind of nerves she had.

"Eat some pig blood."

Lu Chen put a piece of pig blood into her bowl, eating blood to replenish blood, this woman is now chattering, it is estimated that her brain is short of blood.

"I sympathize with you, how ugly your wife will be in the future!"

Jiang Hanyan shook his head and sighed.

Lu Chen frowned, he didn't care about eating the meat, put down his chopsticks and stared at her tightly, wanting to study whether she should be sent to a mental hospital for re-examination.

"Why?"

Lu Chen asked coldly, why is his wife ugly?

Jiang Hanyan suddenly became energetic, and his eyebrows danced: "A good man has no good wife, Lai Han marries Huazhi, have you heard this?" You see that your appearance is quite passable, you look like a dog, according to this theorem, you can't marry a good wife, probably just like Xu Dongxiu. ”

After saying that, she shrugged her shoulders and expressed her sympathy.

The corners of Lu Chen's mouth twitched, he wanted to be angry but couldn't get angry, this woman praised him for his good looks, but she cursed him for marrying an ugly wife, it was really ...... Underwhelmed.

"Then your future husband is also quite ugly, Lai Han marries Huazhi."

Lu Chen said a word, lowered his head to eat, but the corner of his eye was paying attention to Jiang Hanyan's movements.

Jiang Hanyan was stunned for a long time, and then puffed out his cheeks like a goldfish, puffed out one by one, and glared at him a few more times, the corners of Lu Chen's mouth rose slightly, and he grabbed a piece of hair and blood to eat.

"My wife is you in the household register."

Lu Chen kindly reminded that the two of them are now grasshoppers on a rope, although they do not have a marriage certificate, but they have a seal on the household registration book, and they are still living in the same bed, which can be regarded as a de facto marriage.

So, they are heroes with flowers.

Thinking of this, Lu Chen's heart suddenly jumped, and the corners of his mouth involuntarily curled, he liked this sentence.

The corners of his eyes squinted to the side, and he saw a beautiful and picturesque side face, the corners of his mouth were curled higher, and he was in an inexplicably good mood.

Jiang Hanyan suddenly realized, patted his head in annoyance, and said proudly: "Yes, your wife is me now, haha, Lu Chen, if you have a partner in the future, if you get married again, it will be a second marriage, you have to beg me to give way, I said in advance, if I don't give Wan'er eight thousand, I won't let it!" ”

When the time comes, she must extort this iron hard!

The coldness on Lu Chen's body deepened, and he glanced at the woman who was laughing wildly, picked up a slice of beef, and stuffed it into her mouth, blocking the nasty laughter.

"What are you doing, stingy!"

Jiang Hanyan thought that he refused to give money, so he glared angrily, chewed the meat in two bites, puffed out his cheeks, and buried himself in cooking.

Lu Chen glanced at the top of her head faintly, gritted his teeth, his hands were a little itchy, and he couldn't help but bounce on the black skull, but he regained his strength, but it still hurt a lot.

"Whew...... You're insane! ”

Jiang Hanyan's eyes were red with pain, touching the skull, glaring at the culprit angrily, playing her head for no reason, her brain couldn't do this lack of virtue without three catties of water.

Lu Chen looked away with a weak heart, his prediction was wrong, he didn't expect this woman's braincase to be so fragile, he used to play Doudou's brain, the little guy had thick skin and thick meat, and there was nothing wrong.

"Let you bounce back!"

Lu Chen gave in in kindly, anyway, he was not afraid of pain.

Jiang Hanyan glanced at his hard skull, and said angrily: "I'm going to pinch it ten times." ”

She didn't want to play the braincase, it was more painful to pinch the soft flesh, and she had to pinch it hard for a while, so that this guy cried and begged for mercy.

"Okay."

Lu Chen spoke very well, and stretched out her hand for her to pinch, Jiang Hanyan rolled her eyes and aimed at his waist, the meat in this place was the softest, she decisively stretched out her hand, in order to cause the effect of doubling the pain, she put her fingers into her clothes and pinched against the flesh.

The cold and soft little hand slid on the side of the waist, crispy and itchy, as if it was a small fish swimming, and gently flicked its tail, Lu Chen rolled the Adam's apple, his eyes became darker and darker, and there were more obscure things under his eyes.

Jiang Hanyan moved the stool closer, the two of them were next to each other, she lowered her head to find the right meat, the hair on the top of her head touched Lu Chen's chin from time to time, the hair was itchy, and there was a faint fragrance.

Lu Chen's hand on his lap clenched involuntarily, his eyes were facing down, and in the middle of his black hair was a very delicate spin, just in the middle of his head, unlike him who had two spins, or the opposite long, grandpa said that he was born rebellious, smart and rebellious, and the road of life was not easy to walk.

Why is it half a life, because grandpa said that he had a catastrophe in his life and was likely to die young.

Lu Chen didn't believe in these physiognomy before, but now he believes in eight points, and Jiang Hanyan will not be far from ten even if there is an accident in the coal mine, so he will really die young?

But grandpa also said the way to crack it, saying that if he finds Tianding's daughter-in-law, he will have a smooth journey, turn evil into good fortune, and be lucky in death.

Lu Chen couldn't help but raise his hand, wanting to touch Jiang Hanyan's hair, his hand was raised in mid-air, he suddenly came back to his senses, glanced at Doudou, who was looking at him like a curious baby, changed the direction of his hand halfway, and touched his nose before putting it down.

Jiang Hanyan finally found the right meat, pinched it with his two fingers, and rotated it 360 degrees clockwise, but Lu Chen's face was expressionless, and he didn't even move his eyebrows, like a wooden man.

Jiang Hanyan, who didn't believe in evil, increased her strength and pinched again, Lu Chen was still indifferent, she glared at him suspiciously, and shouted in annoyance: "You will die of pain?" ”

"It doesn't hurt!"

Lu Chen was very calm, in fact, it still hurt, but he could bear it, and he still wanted to see Jiang Hanyan's annoyed fried hair, which was strange and interesting.

Jiang Hanyan gritted his teeth angrily, his eyes rolled slightly, he had an idea again, put his hand in his mouth and sighed a few times, and then reached into his clothes and scratched gently, I didn't believe that this guy could still not move like a mountain.

Sure enough, Lu Chen's complexion changed, he was not afraid of itching in his armpits and feet, but he was afraid of itching on his waist, especially when he scratched his soft hand, he was not only itchy, but also had some indescribable throbbing.

"Don't scratch!"

Lu Chen wanted to pull the paw out, Jiang Hanyan was willing to follow, and finally found the weakness of this iron rooster, half of her body leaned on Lu Chen, scratching and shouting: "Say ten times, there are still six times, you are not allowed to rely on the account!" ”

Afraid that she would fall, Lu Chen had to help someone and let her make trouble on herself, in fact, he is not itchy now, he is hot, hot everywhere.

"I'll kiss you again!"

Lu Chen whispered a warning in her ear, Jiang Hanyan's body stiffened, and she didn't dare to move anymore, this iron rooster can really do it, she didn't dare to be kissed in front of Doudou, and she was embarrassed to death.