"What's a joke? You say come and hear it." Lu Cheng asked with interest.

"I'll say the funniest thing, Xiao Ming's girlfriend fell into the water, Xiao Ming jumped down to save people, but he didn't save it, after two years he came to the river for a walk, the old man fishing said, the river is very clear, there are no water plants, Xiao Ming went crazy all of a sudden, haha!"

Lu Tianlang said the joke with great interest, the air suddenly became quiet, and everyone looked at him with complicated eyes.

Jiang Hanyan's forehead is a black line, this joke will not be uncommon in a few years, and it is not a joke, but a brain teaser.

"Why are you crazy?" Lu Cheng was puzzled to hear it.

"Haha, you can't guess, right?"

Lu Tianlang laughed heartily, tears burst into laughter, Lu Cheng's eyes became sympathetic, he knew why this elite couldn't find a partner.

With this neurotic brain, it's hell to be able to find the object.

"Because when Xiao Ming went into the water to save people, he was entangled in aquatic plants, he thought it was aquatic plants, but it was actually his girlfriend's hair, so he went crazy." Rong Xuan said while gnawing on chicken feet.

I still feel a little disdainful in my heart, I can't think of such a simple question, adults are so stupid.

"!"

Lu Cheng was startled, and couldn't help but move closer to Lu Chen, as if the room had suddenly become gloomy.

"You're so smart, that's what it's like, isn't it?" Lu Tianlang laughed again, and slapped the table, looking really funny.

"You're going to tell the girl this joke?" Lu Cheng asked.

"That's right."

"Rely on ......"

Lu Cheng scolded again, he is very sympathetic to those girls now, this is a joke in the yang world, it is clearly in the underworld.

"What jokes are you going to have?"

"There is another one, there are two sisters, the father died for the funeral, relatives and friends came to the memorial service, there was a very handsome man among the guests, the sister fell in love with him at first sight, and then a week later, the sister died, hahahaha......

Lu Tianlang was talking more and more intensely, and he was still dancing, and his clear eyes were shining behind the lenses.

Lu Cheng rubbed his arms, moved closer to Lu Chen's side, and was pushed away by Lu Chen in disgust.

"Don't talk about it, please, say something about the sun!"

Lu Cheng can't stand it, others say jokes are funny, this guy is terrible when he tells jokes!

But he was still curious, and couldn't help but ask, "Why did my sister die?"

Got a sudden illness?

"Because my sister wants to see that handsome man again, she can only have another funeral!" Rong Xuan elegantly spit out the chicken bones and answered Uncle Ben's question.

Uncle Stupid is Lu Cheng, defined by Rong Xuan.

"Damn, this is a pervert!"

Lu Cheng's back was cold, he hurriedly drank a glass of wine to strengthen his courage, he raised his hands and begged for mercy and said, "Don't say it, you must not tell jokes in the future!"

If you continue to talk like this, I'm afraid that you will have to be a bachelor for the rest of your life.

Jiang Hanyan glanced at Rong Xuan, this kid is a bit dangerous, she remembers that these questions are a test of the degree of perversion, and if you can't answer it, you are a normal person, and the correct answer means that the psychology is a little perverted.

However, Rong Xuan is only eight years old, he can hide his sister for half a month, and successfully hide it from adults and police, and he is indeed not an ordinary child, as long as he guides him well, he will definitely have a big future in the future. ….

Lu Tianlang flattened his mouth, he thought it was funny, why did he react like this?

"Don't worry, you're sure you'll find your other half, do you want to buy a peach blossom charm?" Jiang Hanyan asked with a smile.

Lu Tianlang's face is very good, not rich and expensive, but he has a smooth life, and he has a son and a daughter, which is a good fate, but he is a little late to get married, but looking at the marriage palace, the main palace should be coming soon.

"Can the Peach Blossom Charm help me find a match?" Lu Tianlang asked eagerly.

"Of course, it will definitely work within a month, and if it doesn't work, I'll refund the money." Jiang Hanyan's tone was firm.

"How much does it cost?"

Lu Tianlang didn't think about it, and took out his wallet without saying a word.

"We're neighbors, friends

It's worth a thousand dollars." Jiang Hanyan stretched out a finger, her peach blossom talisman can make Lu Tianlang's main palace appear in advance, and it can be regarded as accumulating virtue and doing good.

"I want it!"

Lu Tianlang took out a thousand yuan, and his wallet was empty.

Jiang Hanyan accepted the money, went back to the bedroom and took out a red rope bracelet, which she made up when she was bored, and then printed the peach blossom charm, which can maintain the effect for a month.

"Put it on, don't take it off when you take a bath or sleep!"

"Done!"

Lu Tianlang put it on without hesitation, whether he can marry a wife or not depends on this bracelet.

"Sister-in-law, can I get one on credit?" Lu Cheng's eyes were hot, and he wanted it too.

But he had no money, and he couldn't come up with a thousand dollars.

"Forget it, the peach blossom luck has been prosperous recently, wear this again, be careful of the peach blossom disaster!" Jiang Hanyan refused.

The more peach blossoms, the better, and people like Lu Cheng are easy to attract rotten peach blossoms.

Lu Cheng grinned and said proudly, "I said, the beautiful girls have taken the initiative to talk to me recently, and the school girl was looking for me a while ago!"

"I'm looking for you to move things!" Lu Chen interjected coldly.

"Then why didn't she look for someone else, only me? It means that you still have a soft spot for me!"

"No one else has you to call you!"

Lu Chen snorted, the so-called school flower can't even match half of his family's cold smoke, and he is also very snobbish, so Lu Cheng is a fool who is a treasure.

Lu Cheng ate a big mouthful of pig's nose stupidly, not arguing with Lu Chen, anyway, he felt that the school flower was a little interesting to him.

Jiang Hanyan said that he was buying stocks, and Lu Cheng suddenly became interested and was ready to buy some follow.

"I have no experience in buying stocks, so don't blame me if I lose it." Jiang Hanyan's ugly words are ahead, and she is also blind.

"Surely not to blame."

Lu Cheng felt that he would definitely not lose, he had inexplicable confidence in Jiang Hanyan, and his intuition would definitely not be bad if he followed these two people.

He has no money in his hand, but his father and mother have money in his hand, so he went back to borrow 10,000 yuan to see if he could make some money.

That night, Lu Tianlang and Lu Cheng drank high, one was happy to make a lot of money, and the other was excited to end their single life.

Lu Chen carried the drunk Lu Tianlang downstairs, this guy couldn't even tell the difference between his father and mother, and hugged Uncle Lu and called Mom.

"Mom, I'm going to have a wife soon, don't scold me in the future!"

Uncle Lu pushed his son away in disgust, and the smell of alcohol smoked him to death.

"I don't know where my wife's house is going, okay, don't read it, I know, you will have a wife soon, wash your face and go to sleep!"

Aunt Wang scolded in her mouth, and rubbed a hot towel, rubbed a few handfuls on her son's face like rubbing the floor, and asked Lu Chen to help put it on the bed.

"Thanks to you, Xiao Lu!"

Aunt Wang is more and more satisfied with Lu Chen now, at first she thought she would beat her wife, and she was fierce and difficult to mess with, but now look at how good it is, listening to Xiao Jiang's words, she will also make money, and she does a good job at home and abroad, much better than her son.

Lu Chen pulled the corners of his mouth, "You're welcome!"

Then I went upstairs, and there was a drunkard in the house.

Rong Xuan didn't want to go home, he wanted to sleep with Doudou, Jiang Hanyan asked him to call home by himself and said that Mr. Rong was also very talkative, and told him to be polite at someone else's house, and asked the driver to send Rong Xuan's change of clothes, as well as some high-end cigarettes, alcohol and seafood.

The old sheep loves to eat fish