It's better to get straight to the point with the white garbage, they are not interested in listening to the polite greetings of outsiders, and if they are not interested in the first sentence, they are likely to close the door directly.

The young man was stunned for a moment, then rubbed his face vigorously, became interested, and asked in an obviously excited tone, "Doctor's certificate?" Can you get a doctor's certificate? Really? ”

A doctor's certificate is a necessary proof for students to apply for sick leave from the school, basically a doctor's certificate, which is equivalent to a three-day holiday, if there is no doctor's certificate, and you insist on taking sick leave, then wait for the university to contact the student's parents.

"I thought it was a graduation ceremony soon, maybe you would like to have a party with plenty of time before you have a member graduate and leave the school, as for the question of authenticity, I promise that of course it is true, sir, you can get it and verify it before paying." Tommy Hawk smiled detestably at the young man and spoke.

The young man didn't seem to have any intention of inviting Tommy Hawke in to talk, and he nodded, "Wait here, I'll go inside and discuss." ”

"Well, a warm reminder, the minimum is ten tickets, and each ticket is thirty dollars." Tommy Hawke added to the youth who turned and walked inside.

He is not worried that the price of 30 yuan a piece will scare away the guests, you know, although these Virginia white garbage is discriminated against by northerners, but in fact, many northerners are also quite jealous in their hearts, in front of these white garbage who come to college, most of the families have large farmers and vineyards that grow tobacco or peanuts covering an area of dozens of hectares, and may even hold shares compensated for the land occupied by the local coal mining company.

Don't look at these white trash all day long sloppy and sloppy, vulgar and wild, maybe they are richer than many of the glamorous looking families in the northern states, and they can pay the full amount of college tuition without taking out a loan, and then pay an extra few hundred dollars a year to join the fraternity.

Why does God favor you, a Virginia fool? This common saying, which circulates among the population of northern America, is basically equivalent to Chinese saying that the other party is stupid and has a lot of money.

Thirty dollars for three days of vacation, an average of ten dollars a day, is not expensive for rich fraternity members, and it is rare to be expensive, Tommy Hawke is sure that these guys in Providence and even the entire state of Rhode Island, if they are not really sick, they will never be able to get a real doctor's certificate, the reason why it is so strict is because of the outbreak of AIDS in New York State, Americans have not yet figured out its infectious mechanism, and can only strengthen medical management.

Soon, another companion with short brown hair followed the young man to the door, and he looked Tommy Hawke up and down:

"Boy, are you a student at our school?"

Tommy shook his head slightly, "I'm a salesman from Rhode Island Community College. ”

"The school that only hopelessly poor local idiots would go to?" The young man pursed his lips in disdain, but added to Tommy Hawke: "Sorry, I don't mean to scold you, you can think of selling merchandise, which means that you have finally learned something in college, and you are not stupid." ”

"So......" Tommy Hawk spread his hands: "Both, is there a need?" I can provide the doctor's certificate and prescription drugs, and they will be delivered as soon as the afternoon, and the goods will be paid on delivery. ”

"What is the price of Adiral and Sleep Keto?" The short-haired youth, apparently the leader of the fraternity, asked about the prices of the two prescription drugs.

Tommy opened his mouth and gave the price: "The price is the same, fifty cents each, and the minimum sale is fifty." ”

"A bottle of forty-five Adiral in the pharmacy sells for five dollars." The short-haired young man frowned, stared at Tommy, and said.

Tommy said without humility or arrogance: "If you can buy it from any pharmacy in Rhode Island without a doctor's prescription now, you won't ask me for the price, believe me, if you want to bypass doctors and pharmacies and get a large number of prescription drugs, it is not easy, I think it is not the first time that Your Excellency bypasses pharmacies and doctors to buy prescription drugs, the price should be clearer than me, this is a reasonable price, since doctors in Rhode Island are required to take the oath of duty, it is becoming more and more difficult to get prescription drugs privately." ”

"If you can get it cheaper, I'm thinking of getting it from you for a long time, and you should know that the fraternity often has parties and is in great demand." The young man thought for a moment and said to Tommy, "We do plan to have a big party before the graduation ceremony, and if the price is reasonable, I can buy all the prescription drugs and drinks for the big party, that's a big business, boy." ”

"There's an old saying in Virginia that trust starts with following the rules." Tommy Hawke laughed and said a proverb that has been on the lips of white Virginians since the slave trade: "I think it's true, discounts often happen after we play by each other's rules, and the price won't change this time, but if you need it at a big party, I think there's a discount that will satisfy you." ”

The young man stared at Tommy for a few seconds and laughed out loud, "I like you, boy!" I like you! That's how it should be! This is a salesman you can trust! Tim Kane, Vice President of the Johnson Vuitton University Chapter of the North American Fraternity. ”

"You can call me Carlo, Carlo Leon, so, what can I do for you?" Tommy laughed too.

"I think, we need twenty doctor's certificates for the time being, one hundred Adderal, and one hundred sleeping ketones." The young man discussed it in a low voice with his companion, and then said to Tommy.

Tommy nodded: "No problem, please two of you, provide me with twenty names and basic information for the doctor's certificate, and by the way, borrow the driver's licenses of at least six of you." ”

"Of course...... Boy, it seems that you are much more reliable, and there was an idiot who didn't even ask his name before, and told me that he could get a doctor's certificate, and it turned out that he was a liar. The young man was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses, beckoned his companion to go in and get the relevant information, and he said to Tommy himself.

Tommy took out a cigarette, handed it to the young man, lit it for him, and then took one himself:

"There is a difference between a salesman and a fraudster, I am in business, not trying to commit crimes."

"If you can bring you good goods, boy, you will be the most trusted salesman of our brotherhood in the future." The young man took a puff of his cigarette and said with a hearty smile, "You should understand what I mean, good goods." ”

Tommy Hawk smiled humbly, took the paper with his name on it and a few driver's licenses from his companion, bowed slightly to the two, and turned away:

"The Bible says, "Whoever believes in me will receive forgiveness of sins, become great saints, and receive an inheritance together." Therefore, I will keep my faith, both of you, and God bears witness. ”