Dennis took a cigarette in his mouth and looked at Catherine, who was full of arrogance on the other side: "Miss Catherine, didn't you lie?" ”

"Yes, my parents taught me from a young age, don't lie, no matter what mistake you make, tell them as soon as possible, lies will only make that mistake more troublesome, I tried it and felt that they were right, so I never lie again."

"How did you experiment? Tell them you didn't steal ice cream, but you did eat yourself in the emergency room? Dennis asked as he slowly leaned closer to Catherine.

Catherine stared at Dennis and smiled: "No, when I was eleven years old, I lied to my parents that a boy forcibly kissed me, and after that day, the boy never dared to appear in my sight, the boy didn't actually kiss me, he just ran to me and whispered in my ear that I was wearing too ugly, it's a pity, in fact, I still have a good impression of that boy, so do you want to get closer?" ”

Dennis quickly distanced himself from Catherine and laughed at himself, "That's why I rarely socialize with private high school girls, people are always willing to believe the lies of rich and beautiful girls, so what can I do for you, ma'am?" ”

"I'm going to call my dad, and then you can convince him to believe that Tommy's poor devil's comedy, and ask him to help me contact Nickelodeon." Catherine said as she picked up the phone receiver and dialed a string of numbers: "Dad, I had a lot of fun at summer camp, of course, and I had a very interesting thing, yes, very interesting, funny to me...... I'd like Nickelodeon to come and talk about what's going on here, and I'll ask my subordinate Dennis to tell you about it. ”

Catherine handed the handset to Dennis, "You'd better convince my dad to agree to help contact Nickelodeon, or you'll see my lies like the boy back then." ”

"Mr. Nunn, you can call me Dennis, the chief of the St. Vincent National Police, and a loyal subordinate of your daughter, the Minister of Defense, this country is like a primitive tribe, sir, we high school students are worshiped as gods by our black people, and your daughter now commands the largest armed force in the country, I'm not kidding, it's true, before we came, there were not even toilets in this country." Dennis took the earpiece and said:

"So Secretary of Defense Katherine felt that she wanted Nickelodeon to help record her summer camp experience, after all, I think since the founding of the United States, there has been no news that high school students can participate in a summer camp and govern a country by the way, no, no, no, no, it's the real Secretary of Defense, and I'm also the real national police chief, I'm in charge of seventeen police stations, and countless cases are cracked every day, and this country is now free of genocide because of the existence of American high school students."

Catherine looked at Dennis with disgust, and after talking to the phone for a few minutes, he hung up the phone and looked at Catherine: "Your father said that he can help contact the TV station, but the specific cost needs to be paid by the summer camp, don't think about letting him pay because his daughter is in the summer camp." ”

"There are no toilets in this country?" Catherine's eyes widened, and she asked Dennis, "Genocide without us?" What's even more embarrassing for me is that my dad actually believed you. ”

Dennis grinned: "Rich people all over the world want to hear the news of other people's miserable lives, only the miserable lives of others can make them happy, and then have a little bit of pity, in Warwick, every time the county councillor visits, Tommy, Pam's family and I will say that we are miserable, if you want a flush toilet, you have to tell others that you don't know what a toilet is, so that they can be interested in treating you as a monkey and giving you a flush toilet, Then look at your helpless appearance in front of the toilet Haha laugh, this is the survival wisdom accumulated by the poor people of Warwick for many years, learn a little, sweet girl. ”

"If you had been wise, you wouldn't have been poor for so long." Catherine listened to Dennis's triumphant explanation and mocked mercilessly: "So do you know what a toilet is?" ”

Dennis said: "Of course I don't know, since I was a child, every time I wanted to be a big one, my father took me to the city hall gate to solve it. ”

……

Nickelodeon is located in One Astor Square in Midtown Manhattan, New York, a 54-story office building surrounded by Broadway theaters and one of the world's most densely populated arts audiences.

People working in the building have joked that accidentally spilling a cup of coffee out of the window can burn at least seven Broadway performers.

At this moment, in the conference room on the twelfth floor of this building, the roar of the channel director was heard: "460,000 paid subscribers!" Fucking 460,000 paid subscribers! This is the perfect answer you guys have for the Disney Channel in this blockade! ”

Several Nickelodeon producers sat in their seats with their heads bowed and silent, allowing their bosses to vent their anger with swear words and taunts.

Disney Channel began beta airing half a year ago, and it can be said that from the moment it was founded, it was to compete with Nickelodeon for the market.

So in order to suppress Disney's subscriptions, Nickelodeon has made various efforts for half a year, but apparently Dinis is more prepared, with a program length of 16 hours a day, and programs that are more in line with the tastes of teenagers and young people, so that Disney has won 460,000 channel subscribers in just half a year.

The Nickelodeon Channel, founded in 1979, has only 1.8 million subscribers and has just barely achieved profitability, and according to this momentum, Disney will be able to eat them alive and pull them out completely in two years.

"Disney's "American Legacy" program is a documentary variety show that includes treasure hunting, excavating history and scenic wonders, full of fun and historical depth, not only countless families subscribe to the Disney Channel for that show, but also received unanimous praise from various newspapers and magazines, Elton, you seem to have more say about this show than me, because it is this show that you put your "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" at the same time. >> Hit shit. The director looked at his variety show producer Elton with an ugly face:

"How did you come up with the idea of launching a horror and suspense puzzle show for the vast number of teenagers in the United States? Do you think their lives under the control of their parents are not scary enough? What's even more weird is that I was moved by you to agree to a request that now seems absolutely stupid. ”

"Sir, I think ......," Elton tried to explain.

The director interrupted him directly, and said in an indifferent tone: "I don't want you to think, what I want to tell you is that either give me a show that is deep enough and attractive as soon as possible to really compete with Disney Channel's American Legacy, or write me a letter of resignation, so that I can save some money as headhunting funds and poach Disney producers to work for me." ”

After that, the director turned and walked out of the conference room, Elton exhaled, cursed softly, and walked back to his office, where the assistant walked over and said, "Boss, our previous client called and said that there was a summer camp that wanted to work with us to promote their students. ”

"Don't bother me, let me think about how I can finish a resignation without swearing but with vicious words, Butch." Elton leaned back in his chair irritably, his hands resting behind his head, and his legs resting on the table.

The assistant took the phone record he had made before and insisted: "I think Boss, you can take a look at the information record I made before you write your resignation letter." ”